Chapter 36: This guy is good

"Do you like this?" The old man guided me to a red flower that seemed to be real and said, "This is a melancholy flower. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Flowers? What is it for? ”

The old man patiently explained: "According to ancient records, if a woman loves a man with all her life, but is eventually betrayed and killed by him, her soul will turn into blood and water and flow into the ground, turning into a flower full of resentment, which can take shape in a few days, and some will take hundreds of years. Finally, in her way, she vented the endless hatred in her heart......"

"That's where he came from?"

"No, that's."

“……”

The old man said disdainfully: "The birth of this kind of flower, in fact, there is no need for these poignant and nonsense stories to happen, which are all made up by some aunts who pick their feet later." ”

I praised sincerely: "Well said, I have always believed that if Aunt Qiong Yao cultivates, Heaven and Earth Yuanqi may all be said by her to be a Weaver Girl who became angry after hearing that the Cowherd and the Cow were together......"

The old man said empatheticly: "So after seeing that station called yunqi last time, I really think that the young people of your generation, especially young women, are too terrible, pills are ......"

I cleared my throat: "Ahem, it's far away......"

The old man also cleared his throat: "Ahem, let's just say that this is a melancholy flower, it is a woman with monstrous hatred in her heart who was transformed by her hatred after her death." ”

I thought for a moment and asked, "What is the same as my impotent blood?" ”

"It's different," the old man explained, "The hatred of the blood of the sun not only comes from unwillingness, but also with indomitable courage, and at the same time, it also needs to have the strength of the heavens and the earth, so it has a kind of resistance and unyielding will, which is very rare......

And the soothing flower, in fact, is the jealous woman's little belly chattering mother-in-law's hatred, although it also has an endless immortal effect after fusing with the soul, but it will also make the soul stained with that cautious eye and bitter temperament, and at the same time it does not help the strength. ”

I was furious: "Bang! Why don't you take me to see this? ”

The old man retorted: "Damn, you kid don't want to see something beautiful, isn't this flower beautiful?" ”

I grabbed my collar and snarled at the gray button, "The beauty of the fart!? Lao Tzu is temperamental! Temperament! Do you know what temperament is like a dead old man!? ”

The old man was dissatisfied: "Bitter and mean, it's not called temperament!?" ”

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"Now, that's always the temperament you say, right?"

We came to a folding fan again, and asked the old man proudly: "Courteous and personable, this is always the style you want, right?" ”

I nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, it looks like that, what does this fan say?" ”

The old man was silent for a while, and said, "This is ...... Pure Yang Fan ......"

"Pure Yang Fan ......" I guessed, "Fire Dao Treasure? ”

The old man asked: "This yang is not the other yang...... This is the ...... of Yuanyang"

I said impatiently, "You just say what to do......"

"Uh...... Just hold it and you will become a man! ”

I was dumbfounded: "That's it!?" ”

Asked the old man for lack of energy: "That's it......"

I was furious: "There's a in this!? ”

The old man argued: "It's still useful, Hua Mulan is not afraid of being recognized when she holds it, and the eunuch can regain ......her self-confidence when she holds him."

My face was gloomy: "Say...... You go on to say......"

The old man had an idea: "Don't worry...... Let's look down on ......."

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"Look...... This cigarette holder is not simple......"

I didn't say anything good: "You just say what to do first......"

"The Tao is the tobacco, and the Tao can be enlightened by burning and sucking......"

I was shocked: "Oh! This is awesome...... Although it doesn't look very handsome, it is very awesome! ”

The old man finally sighed, and added: "Take a sip and live a short life......

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"Look at this great sword!"

I can't complain anymore: "......"

The old man consciously introduced: "Have you heard of the Heavenly Sword?" ”

I was instantly interested: "This is the legendary Heavenly Sword!?" Is there such a thing!? ”

The old man said proudly: "Yes, this is the legendary Heavenly Sword." ”

I seemed to suddenly think of something: "Legend has it that there is a Nine Yin True Scripture in the Heavenly Sword?" ”

The old man replied in the affirmative: "Naturally, there is...... That's a first-class mental method of the Xianxia faction. ”

I asked, "How do you know?" ”

The old man said with a weak heart: "Because it has been taken out...... I didn't know which swordsmith was so boring back then...... And this story is still spread in the mundane......"

I took a deep breath: "Hey...... What is the use of my broken sword? ”

The old man asked the old man as a matter of course: "Pretending to be forced!" Feed! This is the genuine Heavenly Sword! ”

I felt like I was about to explode: "You're going to be on the horse!" How can you take me to see all this useless garbage! Didn't you say that there are still a lot of good treasures in it that are comparable to artifacts! Where's the baby!? ”

The old man couldn't pretend anymore, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu also wants to take you to find a few good things!" Whoever stepped on the horse knew that after so many years, the beautiful and useful ones have been picked up! ”

"So what now?"

"What should I do, just pick one at random, I think this Heavenly Sword is good, it looks good and has commemorative value......"

"Commemorate a fart! Don't talk about what you just did! ”

"Hey! You kid has a pool of Heavenly Dao blood, it's not too much to give me a few, right? ”

"But I'm very unhappy now, it's all unreliable things to enter Baoshan, especially when you made me feel like I'm going to get rich at the beginning, and you told me I was wrong when I got a lottery ticket of five million! Can you bear it? ”

"Nonsense, there are still three top-grade spiritual weapons, and a half-step artifact, you don't want it yourself!"

"Yes! The first is a cuckold, the second is a hot pot, the third is a nail rake, and a burial pot...... What do you want me to realize? What does cuckold really mean? What does foodie really mean? What does Zhu Bajie really mean? Ghoul really? ”

"You can't have both, if you want to blame it, you are late!"

"I ...... Hey!? I was about to speak, when I saw a black thing in the corner of my eye: "This...... Seems like a good ......."

The old man was silent for a while, and sighed: "This...... Maybe not. ”

I wondered, "Then why didn't you say it before?" ”

The old man glanced at the black thing: "I don't know it, so I forgot." ”

I was stunned: "Don't know it? ”

The old man said in a complicated tone: "It's dead." ”

"Dead?"

"Yes, everything here has spirituality, I know everything, such as the crazy woman of the Xuan Shenghua, such as the half-step artifact guy in the corpse pot, and even the poor guy in the Heavenly Sword, only this guy was dead when he came."

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