Chapter 0015: Live sleeping, monthly income of millions
At 7:55, the invigilator was late.
This is a middle-aged male teacher wearing black-rimmed glasses, holding a hardcover version of the web novel and slowly entering the venue.
He only frowned slightly at the scene of the "hot-blooded college" fight in the classroom, and he didn't plan to pursue it, more things are better than less, and there were no other students to make up the exam anyway.
"This exam takes an hour and a half, and you can submit your papers in advance."
The middle-aged teacher handed the test paper of "General Theory of Archaeology" to Fang Yan's desk, then lifted his glasses, and couldn't help but look at the only supplementary candidate.
"Oh my God, could it be that the seat that the dead fat man found me has a miracle effect on changing my luck?"
Fang Yan felt that happiness came too suddenly, and he actually met a lazy person, this teacher didn't even bother to check if there was anything hidden in his desk, let alone whether there was a cheat sheet on the desktop.
After handing out the exam papers, he went straight back to the podium, and found that there were no seats for the invigilator in the classroom, so he stepped off the podium, found a random seat and sat down, and immersed himself in reading the reading materials he brought with him.
Sharp-eyed netizens recognized the book just by the corner of the cover, which was actually Yueguan's "Back to the Ming Dynasty as a Prince".
[66666, this teacher is a little interesting] [Surprise "Hui Ming"]
[Daddy, don't the invigilators complain about the classroom desk? ] 【Is there an old driver who explains what is going on with the table?】 】
[What is this, actually facing away from the examiner for the exam? ] [I thought it was hell difficulty, but I didn't expect it to be heaven enjoyment. 】
[The table is so messy, just let him go? Is this teacher a pig? 【Pigs! 【Pig】【Pig】......
[There must be some dirty asshole deal behind this!] 【That's right, PY trading】【There must be PY trading】【PY trading 666】
……
"General Theory of Archaeology" is a subject with more text descriptions, and there are a full 50 points of essay questions in addition to multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions.
The number of viewers in the live broadcast room has soared to 130,000, and I can't imagine that there are so many fucked-up viewers watching a bad student make up the exam.
[He doesn't even have to think about it? Write directly when you get the question? 【If there is a question, the table must be full of answers!】 【This diao kaleidoscope writing wheel eye has been identified, and the table is very clean】【Please take my knees】
[I have special make-up skills] [Pit daddy, teacher, can you look back? 【Does the school owe this teacher's salary?】 Can he make a little more soy sauce? [Presumably in arrears of wages]
[Yin Blowing Sting] [Ahhhh ] [There is always a base/guy pretending to be a cute girl]......
[Li Yan is my favorite re-examination anchor, there is no one] [May I ask if this is the scumbag Fang Yan's...... Ah I'm sorry, I must have gone to the wrong door] [I fell in love with Zhou Yan the first time I saw it, no need for a reason. 】
[Zhou Yan, your sister, catch a fake fan alive! ] 】
……
All kinds of funny, rhythmic barrages emerged one after another, until twenty minutes later, Fang Yan suddenly stood up:
"Teacher, I'm done, can I hand in the paper?"
[I/Damn!] That's it? It's only been 23 minutes! 】【6666】【The first copy was swiped so quickly? 】
[The answer was memorized in advance, right?] There must be an insider] [I feel sorry for Haixin, I was tricked by Fang Yan. [Emperor Yan is scheming, this is clearly prepared]
[Really fast! ] [So fast] [Fast or you are fast] [Faster than the top student in our dormitory] [The old man is very long-lasting in bed, how can he be as fast as you? 】
[666] [Jin Dae owes Fang Yan a graduation certificate]
……
"Huh?"
The middle-aged teacher turned around slowly and hopelessly, lowered his head, slowly raised his eyes, and rolled his eyeballs slowly:
"Uh...... Done? ”
The barrage is powerless to complain about his chronic son:
【Sloths? [The 'lightning' of "Zootopia"? 【You read that right, it's the sloth】
[Slowest VS Fastest]
……
"Yes, it's all done." Fang Yan handed the test paper to the teacher.
Who knew that the "sloth" did not accept the test paper, raised the watch seriously, stared at the dial and said seriously: "Huh? No way! Ah, absolutely not! You can't hand in the paper, it's not 30 minutes before the start of the exam, so wait another five minutes. ”
"This ......" Fang Yan awkwardly glanced at the camera in the gap of the curtain, it was the first time he interacted with the audience today, he still didn't know that the number of people in the live broadcast room had soared to 300,000, and he was about to surpass Cui Yun'er in the next room.
[Poof] [Laughing Urine] [Blood Collapse] [GG] [Let you pretend? [Haha, it's not good to be too fast. 【I heard that the anchor has PY trading? 】
[What about the PY deal? 【It's time to renew PY】
[Can the anchor take a look at the legs?] 】
[Look at the legs, look at the legs, look at the legs, look at the legs] ...... [How come there are people everywhere who have the need to look at the legs? 】
[The one who wants to look at the legs, the mud, go out and turn right]
……
After sitting in his seat and waiting for five minutes, Fang Yan finally handed in the test paper as he wished.
The break between the two exams was 20 minutes, and Fang Yan had 60 minutes left over in the first session, adding up to a full 80-minute intermission.
Bored, he leaned over to the windowsill and greeted the audience with his head held high:
"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, you are now watching the live broadcast of Emperor Yan's make-up exam in Jinling, if you have a gift, give a gift, and if you don't have a gift, click to follow, and you can see every live broadcast of me in time after paying attention. The alumni of Kim University are still bothering to raise their noble hands, don't rush to the teaching office to report, I just want to be a make-up male ...... quietly"
In order to prevent passing students and teachers from discovering the live broadcast, Fang Yan did not take off his mobile phone to look through the barrage, but he guessed that many people must be curious about the arrangement of desks and chairs in the classroom.
"These tables are the 'True Dragon Examination Bureau' arranged by my roommate for me, it is said that it is a man-made Wenchang Cave, absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, gathering talents from all directions, and the seat I sit in is the invincible 'Wenchang Seat', whether you believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway."
[Whoosh! 】【I see】【666 Wenchang Block is OK】【Yes, good Chinese roommate】
[Is this okay?] 666666] [This wave of my service]
[I am from Hainan, I eat Wenchang chicken every day, why didn't I see the top scorer in the exam? 【Strength blows a wave of roommates】
[Anchor: Are you a tease sent by the monkey? ] [Such a capable roommate, I'll give full marks] [666 This wave of blowing forced me to give full marks]......
After a short interaction, Fang Yan returned to his seat, he had read all the books he should have read, his mobile phone was hanging on the wall again, and it was still early before the next exam, so what should he do now?
Forget it, then close your eyes and recuperate.
Fang Yan fell asleep, the classroom was very quiet, lying on the desk, he could hear the movement downstairs, and even heard the shouts on the court in the distance.
[Sleep without saying a word? 】
[This...... That's going to sleep? 】
[An anchor sleeps live and earns millions a month]
Gift: "Little Martyr" gave the anchor a pillow.
Gift: "Morning Flowers and Sunset" gave the anchor a pillow.
[Is there any heavenly reason, there are people who brush gifts when they sleep? ] 】
In addition to the high rewards of several local tyrants, there is also a large wave of free gifts. Today's live broadcast of Fang Yan can be regarded as a big insight for everyone, this thing can really sleep anywhere.
……
Half an hour passed, and Fang Yan completely fell into a state of sleep from closing his eyes and recuperating at the beginning.
In the last few days, he has been really tired, physically stressed, and mentally stressed, and this night, he naturally slept soundly.
[Get up and chat, bastard, what kind of hero is pretending to be dead? ] 】
[Sleep and sleep, why are you still drooling?] [appeared, my emperor's ambergris dripped out.] 】
[Not every drop of saliva is called Telunsu] [The young man's body is a little weak, and his snort is so light when he sleeps? 】
[Come, dry this cup of saliva] [Don't oversleep.] The next make-up exam will start soon]
[I thought I was so bored alone, but I didn't expect that there were 300,000 people with me to watch him sleep? 】
……
Another hour passed, and Fang Yan still hadn't woken up.
And the invigilator is already approaching the examination room, this time the luck is not as good as before, it is a young male teacher.
He had heard of Fang Yan's notoriety for a long time, but he came here today with full preparations.
"Cheat sheets, mobile phones, miniatures, etc., give me the initiative to hand them in, let's do it one-on-one, don't think about playing tricks."
The young man wiped his neat head and walked into the classroom with a vicious look.
However, he never expected that - this candidate was actually sleeping?
"Very well, I want to see how long you sleep?"
The moment the bancun man entered the classroom, he didn't plan to let Fang Yan pass the test easily, why did a bastard boy who hadn't come to class for a whole year just give him a make-up exam? He is going to deliberately make things difficult today, so that this kid will regret it, and finally obediently go to the office to kowtow and admit his mistake.
As a result, as soon as I came in, I saw Fang Yan sleeping a lot, which was good, just what I wanted: "You'd better give Lao Tzu a sleep until the end of the exam, so that it will be directly zero points, and it will be convenient for me to explain to the head of the department." ”
The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, the number of viewers has soared to 520,000 at this time, and everyone clearly witnessed the hideous face of the bancun man, and suddenly felt bad:
[Fool, wake up. Still sleeping? [I was really stupid and cried, and when you wake up from this sleep, it will be in vain today.] 】
[Blood collapse, a wave back to the pre-liberation period. [Are there any classmates near the exam room, who went over to wake up Fang Yan]
There were also some troublesome viewers who learned Pokémon's Fat Keding and sang a lullaby:
[Po, po, po] ......
[Congratulations to Haixin] [Congratulations to my goddess, you don't need to invite him to dinner. [Congratulations WE] [Congratulations to a yarn, he will definitely be able to get a full score? 】【Your circle is really messy】
[Live absenteeism? [How to break it if you don't change it? ] 【After the speed test, I want to watch the high math make-up exam in the afternoon】
[I heard that his high math make-up teacher is a cute girl, is it true? ] 【Not cute! It's Cao Xuejing in the afternoon, Sister Jing] [Hehe, Sister Jing is obviously the queen, okay?] 】
……
[It's over in 34 minutes, wake up!] 】【Zzzz~zzz~】
[Zzz~Zzz~] [This teacher has no teacher morality, so he didn't wake him up! 】【Angry baby】【Zzzzzz~Zzz~Zzz~】
【@闹钟】【Alarm Clock, Alarm Clock, Alarm Clock, Jingle Bell, Bell Ring, Bell Bell, Bell Ring, Bell Ring, Bell Ring, Alarm Clock, Alarm Clock,
[Jingle Jingle Jingling] ...... [Anchor, are you a pig? 【Still not awake? I'm going to call the police]
[Sing "Nervous" and wake up the anchor with your mind] [Brothers, "Nervousness" goes! 】
【Ah, Saydo】......【Ahh
……
As the number of viewers skyrockets, there are more and more people who really care about the anchor.
The enthusiasm of the fans was not in vain, although Fang Yan lived up to everyone's expectations and missed the call of the fans without heart or lungs.
But there is another thing that collects all these good and bad thoughts in the slightest.
The dragon coin hanging around his neck glowed faintly gold, and was so tightly hidden by his gray sports coat that no one could snoop around.
In the haze, a stream of heat quietly rushed to Shang Yan's heart, and he suddenly felt that his chest was getting warmer and hotter in his sleep.
It was as if a warm water bag had been left in the same area for too long, and finally it was a low-temperature burn that woke him up.
"Ahh Huh~Huh...... It's hot, it's hot. Fang Yan sat up violently like a fart.
Before he could figure out the situation, a pair of burning eyes with extreme anger pressed him down.