Chapter 169: Dare to Make Fun of Me, This Girl Strengthened You (Second Update)
Chapter 169 Dare to make fun of me, this girl has strengthened you (ask for recommendations, rewards)
At this moment, Shan Ruirui was lying in her arms, although she was charming and warm, Ji Chang did not have the slightest evil thoughts, as if she could feel that Shan Ruirui, a woman, was fully invested in love, but what she received was betrayal.
The despair of love, the gloom of life.
At this moment, Shan Ruirui is no longer the capable female boss of the fruit store, but a bit like a delicate and pitiful little woman.
"Why!
Shan Ruirui lay on Ji Chang's shoulder, "I used to love him so much, everything went along with him, why did he betray me?!"
"Woo...... I'm not good enough. When you chased me at the beginning, why didn't you say that you were tired, why didn't you say that you were tired with me, you bastard, stinky rascal, shameless scumbag, I, I bite you to death......"
I don't know if it's the effect of alcohol, but at this moment, Shan Ruirui regarded Ji Chang as a scumbag, opened his small mouth, and bit down on Ji Chang's shoulder.
"Hiss~~ohoh~You woman...... Dogs......"
Ji Chang grinned for a while, "Lao Tzu is not the scumbag you said, wake up...... The meat has been bitten off~"
But the more Ji often shouted, the tighter the woman bit harder, almost hoarse, hysterical, but a little slurred scolding, "Scumbag, men don't have a good thing." Isn't that fat pig woman just two stinky money at home, you have to abandon me and kneel and lick it. What about your dignity, you said that you can do a fruit shop together, start a business together and get rich, and then travel and get married!"
"Ahh......h Bite you, bite you......"
Shan Ruirui even shook his head, and grabbed the tendon meat on Ji Chang's shoulder, "Abandon me, I will make you regret it for the rest of your life, let you know how big your loss is! Liar, you big ***!"
Ji Chang already felt that the piece of meat on his shoulder was unconscious, or that it hurt too much, so he didn't feel anything.
Stretched out his hand and patted Shan Ruirui's back: "Okay, good, scumbag damn, we can't shed tears for him; losing you is the loss of that man, we should smile and move forward, let that man see that he is not only losing a good woman, but also losing an impeccable Bai Fumei." ”
For about five minutes, Shan Ruirui kept crying, holding Ji Chang's waist with both arms, but she didn't want to let go, but fortunately, the small mouth that bit Ji Chang's shoulder was released.
Otherwise, Ji Chang cut the tendon meat of his head and designated the bruise and necrosis.
"I'm just panicking in my heart, I'm blue and thin, I'm shiitake mushrooms, I have so much that my heart has been hollowed out all of a sudden, and I no longer have the courage to believe in love!"
Shan Ruirui is like a wounded bird, but she arches into Ji Chang's arms, as if she has found a warm harbor, "I feel so stupid, I'm so tired of living~~"
Ji Chang not only felt that Shan Ruirui was loveless, but also clearly felt that his smooth shoulders were full of saliva and snot, and even the old man's shirt was wet.
Nima, can we have fewer tears?
Fortunately, in just two songs, Shan Ruirui came out of Ji Chang's arms, and wiped her red eyes with her lotus root, like a slug.
Ji Chang bent down and took out a few pieces of paper from the coffee table and handed them to Shan Ruirui.
"Thank you!"
Shan Ruirui thanked her with tears, quickly wiped her eyes, twisted her petite Qiong's nose, and forcibly opened her eyes wide to prevent herself from tears.
A jade hand was used as a fan, fanning himself with the wind, "I didn't cry, don't laugh at me." Dare to laugh at me, the old lady **** you!"
“......”
Ji Chang's expression was stunned for a while.
"Urgency, go to the toilet first, you take the microphone by yourself and howl for a while, and then your sister will accompany you to continue drinking, don't get drunk and don't go home!"
Shan Ruirui, who had regained the image of a female man, said very proudly, grabbed a handful of paper, stuffed it into her pocket, and ran out. Whether it is really urgent to urinate, Ji Chang is not clear, but it is estimated that washing the face is indispensable.
This girl cried for a while just now, and the pain was unbearable, and the tears were already dry on her face.
Watching Shan Ruirui go out in a hurry, walking a little stumbling, although he was not drunk, but he was also a little older, Ji Chang couldn't help but shake his head and laugh.
At this moment, the cell phone in his trouser pocket rang.
Ji often saw a portrait wearing a white dress and a nurse's hat, flashing on his mobile phone, which was very eye-catching.
casually clicked the "accept" button, and the WeChat video page revealed a beautiful face: "Little Ji Ji, where are you, the lights are bright and the voice is very noisy!"
"I'm singing with my friends, do you want to come?"
Ji Chang's mobile phone takes a picture of the surrounding environment, and there is nothing to hide.
Doctor Liu Cun looked curious: "Handsome pot, or a girl?"
"Of course it's a girl!Brother, I'm a handsome pot myself, do I still need to invite a handsome pot again!" Ji Chang boasted very stinky fart.
"Okay, you, you dare to hook up outside with Sister Wenqing behind your back, say, are you looking for a singing partner, how much does it cost? Have you touched someone?"
With a questioning tone, the little face was even more angry, "Look at me if I don't tell Sister Wenqing about this!Stinky bastard, you wait, you wait...... Don't turn me off for video!"
"Hey, even if you're looking for a singing partner, if you want to tell her, just go. Anyway, you're not my brother's girlfriend!" Ji Chang looked indifferent.
"This is what you admit personally, and you dare to find a singing partner! Auntie, grandma, I'll go tell Ru Yun's sister-in-law and aunt now, and let them know that you are messing around outside!"
Doctor Liucun was ruthless enough, and she choked Ji Chang's lifeline at once.
"Don't mind, I didn't look for a singing partner. Doctor Liucun, Liu Da Beauty, is really a business partner, don't tell your sister-in-law, and don't tell my mother. ”
Ji Chang immediately panicked.
If Xiao Ruyun really knew about this, wouldn't her previous efforts be in vain?
"It's useless to call my sister a big beauty!"
Doctor Liucun's little face was angry, and it could be seen that he was carrying a small basket behind him, and the branches and leaves of several herbs were swaying, and this girl should have gone up the mountain to collect medicine before coming back.
"Good sister, big beauty, impulsiveness is the devil, don't be impulsive!"
Ji Chang was soft and hard for a while, and he was about to promise himself to Doctor Liucun.
"Don't be cowardly, don't be cowardly, men!"
Doctor Yanagimura looked a little proud.
Although he really just came here with his own employees to have a good time, Ji Chang was really afraid of Liu Yue's big mouth, and went to his sister-in-law and mother to add fuel and vinegar.
Even if Ji Chang is a woman, with two mouths up and down, she can't explain it clearly.
"Brother admit it, hush money, say it, how much!" Ji Chang looked dejected for a while.
"Is this girl short of money?" Doctor Liucun's face was embarrassed and angry, "It seems that you still don't realize the seriousness of the matter, okay, I'll go to your house now, and tell me about the things you are looking for to sing with and spending all day drinking!"
"Gotta get it, I'm afraid of you. Conditions, you can open it!"
Ji Chang was helpless for a while, and said with a bloody foundation.
"This is about the same, this girl is basically satisfied with your sincerity!" Liu Yue's small face showed a touch of self-satisfaction, "What conditions are good? You have to come back tonight to cook, though!"
"Deal!"
Ji Chang decisively agreed, and muttered, "A big foodie," the other party immediately asked Ji Chang angrily who was a foodie, so frightened that Ji Chang quickly made an excuse that the signal was not good, and hung up the video.
Nima, I didn't expect to be yin by this girl. Ji Chang was so depressed, grabbed the beer, and went straight to his stomach with a can of grunt.
The door of the box suddenly slammed open from the outside, and I saw Shan Ruirui, who was in a panic, ran to Ji Chang with a smoke, took Ji Chang's hand, and said anxiously: "I'm in trouble, run!"