Chapter 0066: A Song of Ice and Fire
Some disciples even began to burn incense all day long to worship the "Heavenly Dao", one begged Senior Sister Ye Lan to open the Yuan as soon as possible, the second begged Senior Sister to clean herself before meeting herself, and did not blindly find someone to double cultivate, and third, begged the "Direct Transmission Harvester" Elder Luo Yun not to accept him as a direct disciple. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Among these disciples, there are two disciples who are at the bottom of the Merry Path and have been alone in the empty house for more than a few years - Song Dabao and Zhao Xiaochuan, except for one fat and one thin, one short and one tall, they have no other characteristics, and their faces are all miserable with the appearance of an older person.
The two of them live in the 421 dormitory, "4" represents the Merry Channel, "21" represents the twenty-first disciple dormitory of the Merry Channel, and the last one, a bamboo house houses four disciples, but unfortunately the two of them are the latest to enter, and the 421 dormitory is only inhabited by the two of them.
A set of upstairs and downstairs bamboo houses with a total area of more than 160 square meters, if only two people live, although spacious, but more deserted, even a game of the most popular "three-person beast chess" in the dungeon can not be played, can be described as empty and lonely cold.
Therefore, when I heard the news that there was a genius female disciple in this major, the most excited people were naturally Song Dabao and Zhao Xiaochuan.
Because the disciple dormitory of Tianzhumen is not divided into men and women, they can live together!
421, second floor retreat room.
Song Dabao and Zhao Xiaochuan sat cross-legged on the ground, seemingly retreating, but in fact chatting:
"This is the style of a famous school that is at the forefront of humanization in Quanlizhou, and it was so correct and wise to choose to learn martial arts back then!"
"Haha, ha, haha...... My spring is finally coming! Senior Sister Ye Lan, please Kaiyuan as soon as possible, he will stay in 421 on the same day, and Senior Brother will promise to bring you tea and water, and be a cow and a horse, or ...... Double cultivation is also possible! β
"Song Dabao, why are you like this? What about the brother who said yes? What about sharing weal and sorrow with usor? β
"Three repairs, three repairs are not enough?"
The two of them were a** together, and at this time, a broadcast came from the "Mingyin Stone" on the wall:
"There will be a new disciple joining this major today, I hope that all the juniors and disciples will treat each other politely, especially in the 421 dormitory, be sure to do a good job of hygiene, and welcome the newcomer neatly - Shi Yunliu, the squad leader."
When the two of them heard this, they suddenly jumped up from the bamboo mat, you look at me, I look at you, and I couldn't believe it for a while:
"Wouldn't it? Senior Sister Ye Lan Kaiyuan so quickly? Even if it's a child's cultivation, it's not so fast! β
"What do you mean by genius? It's called genius! β
"That's right, Senior Sister Ye Lan has been practicing with Professor Li Yunru since the summer, and three months is not a short time for a genius."
"What are you waiting for? Hurry downstairs and clean up. β
The two of them walked downstairs quickly and came to the living room on the first floor of 421, where they had been immersed in **, the dirtiest and messier in their major.
What an astonishing scene!
More than 20 disciples of this major swarmed into the living room, one by one with excess excitement on their faces, these people scattered as soon as they entered the door, those who entered the kitchen entered the kitchen, those who entered the bathroom entered the bathroom, those who went to the second floor went to the second floor, and even the private compartment behind the living room did not let go.
Zhao Xiaochuan's cold sweat dripped down, and he was speechless:
"Hey, what are you doing? Shall you go back to your dorm? β
Someone in the crowd replied:
"Xiaochuan, you can't say that, they're all in the same door, they have tasks to help together, help together-"
Under such a huge sanitation lineup, Song Dabao and Zhao Xiaochuan have not yet started, and the long-standing dirty mess of 421 will be cleaned up in less than ten minutes, and the entire bamboo house is suddenly as clean as new, exuding pleasant bamboo fragrance.
Seeing this, although Song and Zhao were angry, they also knew that they were outnumbered, so they had to happily join the team of more than 20 people.
They took bamboo mats and sat cross-legged in the hall together, each meditating, in a neat posture, each with the seriousness of a "senior brother" on his face, and no one said a word.
This quiet, solemn atmosphere can't hide the two dozen or so little hearts that are beating faster.
The appearance is as cold as ice, the body is restless like fire, and the atmosphere at this moment can be described in one sentence, that is-
A Song of Ice and Fire!
However, this "Song of Ice and Fire" did not last long, but it was ruthlessly broken by a loud bang.
"Boom!"
The sound came from the roof, and all the disciples opened their eyes suddenly, and looked up in unison.
A one-person "big" zigzag hole, like an autumn chrysanthemum, opened willfully on the roof, allowing the sparkling autumn light to shine down.
The bamboo house is a double-storey structure, and everyone can see the roof in the living room on the ground floor.
Something opened the roof and the second compartment.
Everyone looked down, in the open space of the living room by the door, which was originally reserved for the new junior sister, was now covered by the collapsed bamboo board, and when you look closely, the bamboo board seems to be turning, and after a while, a person actually climbed out of it.
This person is wearing the same cyan samurai robe as everyone else, with the same professional logo embroidered on his chest, and the same gray road boots under his feet, the difference is that this person has a broken head and blood, a blue nose and swollen face, holding the door with one hand and forehead with the other, looking a little dizzy-
Injuries are a matter of course.
Not dying is a matter of course.
Falling from a height of 500 zhang, not only did not turn into a puddle of flesh, but was able to stand up, which in itself was a miracle that even a warrior of the Feather Transformation Realm could not accomplish, let alone reach the destination accurately, compared to this, this small injury was nothing.
Song Ming waited for the dizziness in his brain to fade, and settled down, seeing a group of samurai in the room who were also dressed, thinking that he was probably welcoming his senior brothers, so he asked excitedly:
"Is this 421 dormitory?"
The crowd stayed there, no one cared about his injuries, no one cared about his questioning, the only thing they cared about was-
"This guy is actually a man......"
"Is it 421, please? I'm a new disciple Song Ming, and I'm here to report for the first time today. β
The expressions of the people were complicated, weird, ugly, and they looked at each other, anyway, no one paid attention to him.
Song Dabao's mood was difficult to calm down, he took out the soundphone, and everyone immediately followed:
"Hey squad leader, what's the name of the disciple who came to report today? No, no, the name doesn't matter, is it male or female? β
The other end of the transmitter replied:
"Didn't I say it on the radio? The surname is Song, called Songming, and he is a man. β
Song Ming covered his bloody face and followed:
"Yes, yes, that's meβis this 421 dormitory?"
The crowd lamented and scattered in disappointment.
There were only two people left in the living room, Song Dabao and Zhao Xiaochuan, one fat and one thin, one short and one high, poking there, looking at Song Ming in a daze:
"You...... It doesn't matter to you, right? β
Song Ming dusted off his body:
"Don't worry, is this dormitory 421?"
"You're really already Kaiyuan?"
"Yes, is this dormitory 421?"
"After Kaiyuan, you will be a samurai, since you said that your injuries don't matter, then you will be responsible for the injuries in the house."
"I'll take care of it, is this 421 dormitory?"
"Are you a repeater? Yes! This is 421, we are your roommate and senior brother, and now this senior brother orders you to repair the bamboo house within three days, otherwise you will not be allowed to live in. β
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Preview: Chapter 0067, back to the old business