18 The feudal remnants of all evils
"Sir, I have to say that your life is very irregular." Bond saw the stinky pile of lunch boxes and the crumpled futon in the corner, raised his hand and raised his nose, "You remind me of those young auto mechanics in Detroit." ”
"I'm not like them, I don't drink too much, I don't use drugs, let alone drag racing and prostitution." Chu Ci rolled his eyes and retorted.
"No, you have a misunderstanding about this group of energetic young people, I'm talking about singleness." Bond snickered maliciously.
Chu Ci's eyes turned into a health ball, "As the most gentlemanly agent in history, the most agent gentleman, I think you should understand the next thing, go to work quickly." 007 was driven outside, and Chu Ci himself began to clean up the sloppy room.
The computer that was not turned off showed that Chu Ci took a day to travel this time, and if you add the cutscenes and waiting, Chu Ci has reason to believe that the main god can't help but be able to shuttle through the space at will, and maybe even the time can be controlled.
I just don't know if I can turn back time, and a thought suddenly flashed through Chu Ci's mind.
"Jingle bell~~" The old-fashioned default bell suddenly rang, interrupting Chu Cifei's thoughts.
"Hello." Chu Ci took out his mobile phone from the bedside table and dialed it in his ear.
"Brother Chu, are you okay, I didn't see anyone for a day yesterday, and I couldn't get through on the phone, are you sick?" A sweet female voice came from across the phone, full of anxiety and worry.
"I'm fine, Xiaoyun, you can help me tell the supervisor, my hometown is in a bit of trouble, and I have to go back for a few days to deal with it." Chu Ci's thoughts were fast, and he quickly judged the stakes, and comforted the young intern in a steady voice.
"Brother Chu, it's okay if you're fine, I'll help you ask for leave. If there's anything you can do with me, you're welcome. Tang Xiaoyun breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the person was fine.
"Thank you, don't say anything, I'm still on my way, come back and invite you to dinner." Chu Ci hung up the phone and lit a cigarette and stuffed it in his mouth.
When Bond returned, the bedroom was full of cigarette butts, and in the gray smoke, a little fire was lit up and dimmed.
"Sir, smoking too much can cause cancer." Bond turned on the light and opened the window, letting the smell of smoke out, revealing Chu Ci sitting on the bed.
"Don't talk about the second, don't you smoke cigars too?" Since 007 is back, Chu Ci can't let him see his fragile side.
The person who can cooperate with the lion must be the tiger!
"I've done what I need to do, green card application, an apartment not far from you, a go-kart club in the urban-rural area, and online ordering, I really didn't expect that the online ordering in this world is so convenient, I ordered a full set of field equipment on eBay, except for no firearms, the rest of the self-defense weapons are enough for us to survive in the Amazon rainforest for three months." 007 deserves to be 007, just gave him a batch of gold, and in less than a day, he handled things in an orderly manner.
"Very good, let's create a Facebook in my name and test the communication platform of the reincarnation." With the control chip acting as the processing CPU, Chu Ci's thinking speed is far beyond ordinary people, and he sorted out the context in less than half a second, "I'm going back to the orphanage and deal with the things over there." ”
"Okay." Bond nodded earnestly.
In the afternoon of the same day, Chu Ci took the train back to his hometown in civilian clothes, and the five-hour drive could toss the originally weak Chu Ci into a white face, but it can be put on Chu Ci, who is now stronger than an athlete, and the whole process is basically stress-free.
As soon as I got off the train, I took a taxi directly to the Begonia Orphanage, without showing my volunteer ID, and the security guard directly brushed his face and let himself in.
The appearance of the orphanage has never changed, the mottled courtyard walls are crawling with vines, and now children are forbidden to play there, and the swings that Chu Ci had robbed back then have now begun to giggle and snatch again.
Time may change a lot of things, but there are always people who stay where they are.
"Grandma Shao." Although his myopia had been cured, Chu Ci still got a pair of flat glasses to cover it, and his eyesight was so good that he could test the pilot's eyes and suddenly saw the kind old dean, and his originally worried mood was suddenly relieved a lot.
"Hey, it's a small resignation." Old Dean Shao was slightly stunned, and then he was happy, "Come over and let grandma take a good look." ”
"Yes." No matter how long it has been, and no matter how old Chu Ci is approaching, he will always be a child in front of this old man who raised himself single-handedly.
"Xiao Ci, grandma wants to ask you a question."
Chu Ci's admiring gaze suddenly became sluggish, his eyes dodged, and he was hesitant.
Two hours later, Chu Ci sat in a Hong Kong-style tea restaurant with a good tone, next to a pot of black tea and a few plates of delicious dim sum, but unfortunately Chu Ci was not interested in normal, the laptop was open, the mobile hard disk was connected, and no one was studying the core logic library of the Red Queen, and trying to copy and write from scratch.
"You are Chu Ci." Just as Chu Ci's ten fingers were flying fast and concentrating on writing code, an inquiry came from the other side.
"Ji Qiao'er? Please sit down, we'll go our separate ways, just go back and say that we don't like each other. Chu Ci didn't raise his head, and handed over the personal information he had just written with his free hand, "Take a look, lest the elders can't answer when they ask." ”
Ji Qiao'er was originally forced over by her parents, with a reluctant face, and saw Chu Ci looking like an overworked code farmer through the glass, and she was even more dissatisfied, but before she could refuse, Chu Ci preemptively said what she wanted to say, making it seem that Chu Ci couldn't look down on her, and she was so angry.
"Waiter, give me a cup of mocha coffee, add two sugar cubes, don't condense milk, thank you." Ji Qiao'er sat in front of Chu Ci all of a sudden, took out her makeup case and started to touch up her makeup in front of him.
When he asked why he touched up his makeup, he said that he wanted to date Gao Fushuai and him off! Ji Qiao'er secretly smiled like a fox, full of a sense of revenge in her heart.
An hour passed.
Ji Qiao'er rubbed the skin care water four times, changed the lipstick to two colors, and drew four patterns of eyeshadow, Chu Ci was still writing code, and Ji Qiaoer felt that her green muscles were about to burst.
That's when "hello, PureRuby." Chu Ci, who had not spoken all this time, suddenly came out with a sentence of English at the level of the third grade of primary school.
“???” Ji Qiao'er looked over suspiciously.
"No, reset the limit valve." Chu Ci muttered to himself and began to write code again.
“-_-|||” Ji Qiao'er really wanted to splash the coffee that had been refilled three times on Chu Ci's face.
Perhaps Ji Qiaoer's resentment was strong enough to affect Chu Ci, Chu Ci suddenly frowned, raised his eyelids, and looked directly at Ji Qiaoer for the first time, with a melon seed face, big eyes, double eyelids, fair skin, and a pink tight shirt with wide-fitting trousers, giving people a very capable and sexy charm.
"You're not gone yet?" Chu Ci felt bad when he opened his mouth.
"How dare you say it! What the hell are you here for? Do you work overtime? Is your company so mean? And say that your salary is so poor that you can't even support you, and you have to work part-time in your spare time? "Ji Qiao'er was originally a young woman with quality, cultivation and intrinsicism, but she was exploded all of a sudden, and her mean words were endless.
"Ji Qiao'er." Chu Ci suddenly interrupted Ji Qiao'er's words, and continued to talk to himself: "27 years old, graduated from Zhejiang University, has worked three jobs, and is now a public relations assistant at Bain Consulting, it can be seen from your resume and work history that you are a strong woman, with a slight misogyny, and no willingness to marry in the short term." ”
"You investigate me?" Ji Qiao'er showed an obvious look of disgust.
"Hmm." Chu Ci nodded, put away the things that shouldn't be seen, and then pushed the computer to Ji Qiao'er to see, "Three hours ago, the old dean introduced me to someone and reported your email to me, so I hacked into your mailbox and took a general look at your situation. ”
"You are violating your privacy, and if I were to sue you, you would never win." Ji Qiao'er felt her blood pressure rise suddenly, and closed the computer cover with a snap.
"Whatever, by the way, you were forced to quit your last job because your boss sexually harassed you, and I copied something from your beast's ex-boss's hard drive and gave it to you." In front of Ji Qiao'er, Chu Ci naturally opened her Baidu cloud and uploaded a few small yellow films and a few registration forms for illegally accepting bribes.
"I know that your mother often volunteers at the Begonia Orphanage, I hope you can say something good fairly, I don't want the old dean to worry about me at his age." Chu Ci's commands at a glance were like a majestic leader.
"Waiter, pay the bill." Chu Ci took out his mobile phone and handed it to the waiter to swipe the barcode, the service of this Hong Kong restaurant was better than Chu Ci imagined, "I'll go first, and then um, I don't think I will see you again, so goodbye." ”
Chu Ci simply cleaned up the computer, and the black tea on his right hand didn't move, and left directly. Ji Qiao'er was stupid in place, Chu Ci's figure was gone, and she hadn't reacted yet.
"Grandma Shao is beautiful to the right parents, and she is arrogant, how can I see that I am fine, Xiao Ci still wants to do a career for a few more years, with a career, I don't have to worry about finding a wife, right, it's okay, my salary plus bonus is nearly 30,000 It's okay, just think it's a little bit of my effort for the orphanage."
Chu Ci, who turned off his mobile phone, was relieved as if he had ended a World War II, and this kind of activity should not be repeated in a short period of time.
"Jingle bell~~~"
"Who is it?" Chu Ci looked at the screen, there were only three Arabic numerals on it, and even the mobile phone number was not displayed.
It's 007.
"Something?" Not a particularly urgent matter, 007 would never risk eavesdropping on his call.
"I exposed, there is an intelligent life called Skynet that asks you to register an account in person." Bond's voice sounded calm, but Chu Ci knew that there was a fire in his heart.
"Understood, I'll find a safe place, and if the other party contacts you, you will remain silent." Chu Ci knew very well the power of intelligent life, and did not blame 007, but gave him other tasks.
"I know you need to prepare special weapons, so in the next seven days, in addition to making weapons, you will spend the remaining time to help me find something in the national security system, and I will ask the Red Queen to cooperate with you and transfer uh, all the special cases in three years to be reviewed."
Su Jiayou specially reminded that the main god space does not require secrecy, but it is best not to leak secrets, Chu Ci is also a person who wanders around the Pentagon all the year round, but he has never found any clues, and now it seems that the real world Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon can only hope that the backward and sluggish administrative system of the Celestial Empire can bring surprises to himself.