167 Punching the Orc Kindergarten and Stepping on the Evil God Nursing Home!
Li Wei was very happy, just like the candidates who deceived themselves before the college entrance examination, he stole half a day of leisure, and he deceived himself very happily and happily.
I've heard that someone has a bad spell but is especially willing to give inscriptions to others, and the kind of shamelessness that will be addicted. While despising this kind of person, Li Wei sighed that he had just written the four big characters "Ru I am coming" and was very "courageous", completely forgetting that he was actually hiding his subordinates to write such a few broken words.
So happily inscribed a few more broken words on the guard, just four words of the antique Ru I came in person. Now Levi also intends to continue the antique style (I don't care that this is the world of Gothic style), splashing ink: perched in June, the chariot is both strong, I am obedient, in the thirty miles, Wang Yu Xingshi, assisted the Son of Heaven.
Li Wei lamented that the Guards had made meritorious contributions to assisting the Son of Heaven, and sang poems in June...... He hadn't finished singing yet, to be exact, he was wrong.
"Master, don't make a fuss - come back to work obediently." It wasn't until Maria's "mother" personally carried Levi back to continue his studies...... Well, work.
"Don't ...... Wait! How did you know I was here? 'Brutus, are you, too?' ......" Levi read Caesar's surprised tone before he died (before he was betrayed and stabbed to death) - "Mary, if you listen to my explanation, I will rest for a while......"
"The Empire is waiting for you! The Far East is also waiting for you! - You can't rest! If I had finished this in the morning, I wouldn't have come to you at night! Master, please be considerate of us concubines! βββ
The emperor was so embarrassed that he was taken away by his own concubines, and he couldn't push out the power, and he couldn't be a faint monarch if he wanted to.
"Nope! NoβI don't ......" Levi plans to emulate the three-year-old boy Sapoo, and if he can save him tonight, he plans to sleep with his arms in his arms! - Even if it's the Konoe! Isn't it just inorganic? The example is gone, and the people's savior is not appropriate.
"The master, Catherine, is here." Maria sighed, walked up to Levi and whispered in her ear, "She brought the research results you wanted." But...... Not very thoroughly. β
ββ¦β¦ Well? Levi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that there was still salvation in this world - but for a moment, it seemed that it had nothing to do with him: "Can't it be tomorrow?" β
"Nope."
ββ¦β¦ An hour later? β
"The stakes are high!"
Li Wei felt like Qi Zhuanggong, besieged on the roof by Cui Zhu (Cui Zhu's allusion to killing his king). I asked my courtiers over and over again, but my courtiers rejected me over and over again.
Maria seemed to have a sense of confidence that Levi, the living saint of the empire was becoming more and more adept at playing the role that would make anyone else in the empire suffer a thousand knives at the thought of itβand finally Levi rose into a rage, and became red-faced.
In the presence of all the armed maids and guards present-
Mary kissed her almost on the cheek - it was so forceful! Since it's too pressing, then you can only face it (silenced, there is in the previous sentence)! Why are you so close? Doesn't that induce us to sin?
"Thank you, Maria." I heard that this kind of thing is quite common for foreigners, so Levi kissed Maria on the left cheek, and then kissed Maria on the right cheek - it felt great, so he kissed the other party on the forehead for a long time: "You let me get back on track!" This is for gratitude! β
Suddenly I felt that the "etiquette" of foreigners was really good, as for whether I could do this to people at the level of nuns, then Levi didn't know...... I'm the Emperor! There are so many thugs in the empire now, and it's good to be intimate with a few armed maids under your hands.
"Guards." Before leaving, Levi suddenly turned to the Guard and smiled, and said, "This is your territory, I'm optimistic about youβwhat happened next is not allowed to be videotaped." β
"Yes, Your Majesty! Of course, Your Majesty! β
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Three major problems of the human empire.
1. Where am I fighting evil gods?
2. Where did the orcs hit me?
3. When the Zerg invaded, I was a special teammate.
These three major problems reflect the three enemies of the empire, and to be honest, these three can be regarded as threats. always teleported to a certain subspace to fight evil gods; I always get the news that there are orcs again in such and such a place; I always found out in a daze, that the entire star area, including the planet, had been eaten by the Tyranid bugs.
Five hundred billion people can drown the spirit race with a mouthful of spit, not to mention that these five hundred billion people are still living and struggling. As for talking about cosmic ribs (interstellar undead clan), titanium people and the like, that's a problem that can be solved with a sneeze.
Levi now basically knew how to deal with the evil god, and he followed the logic of the evil god's thinking to sublimate the evil god and become an excellent messenger of justice with morality and character - of course, in the eyes of the evil god, this was terrible.
Levi also basically knew how to deal with the Mechanica, and he really made a half-human, half-spirit mechanical spirit according to the thinking logic of the Mechanica-to be honest and quite effective, so far Levi has not received a complaint letter from the Mechanica, but he knows that the next thing is either a civil war, or something unspeakable Mimi who has reached an agreement with the Mechanicus again, ******.
So to deal with the orcs, Levi had already laid the groundwork a long time ago (dozens of chapters).
He was on Primordial Planet 1, and he had grown a lot of orcs - so to speak, and he had dealt with them like a devastating one. The combat power is quite high, but it is not as scary as imagined. The orcs on those primitive planets are obviously very similar to the cosmic orcs, they are all blue-faced and fanged, and they are almost the same; But that's just at first glance, if it's really exactly the same, the planet would have been solved by the orc wave a long time ago.
If you look closely, these primitive orcs and interstellar orcs are very different.
Interstellar orcs have two genetic chains, one is plant, responsible for reproduction and reproduction, and they can do without eating or drinking because they can photosynthesize (what a bug!). They don't need to snap either, because they can grow an orc if they lose a hair; As for their other genetic chain, it is the genetic chain of living beings, which records all their combat skills and racial characteristics, black technology trees, etc., etc.
This has been said before, so it brings up a problem.
The interstellar orcs are all male! Do you understand what that means? That is, they have a very prominent and obvious reproductive organ, but basically do not reproduce** (they can "plant" out) because they can divide and reproduce. So the interstellar orcs are all decorations, after all, there is still such a thing as reproductive isolation. I've never heard of orcs and humans or other races, and even if there is, I've never heard of the crystallization of love......
But Levi discovered the primitive orcs on the primordial planet!
This is simply an earth-shattering, ghost-like existence! A great human progress that cannot be described in words! For the first time, humans discovered ...... Female primorc!
My God, what does this mean?
The greatest reliance of the interstellar orcs will cease to exist! (maybe)
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"The hosts! -- Our research has come to fruition! β
Boarding Levi's Guards on a ferryed starship boarded the Guard, Catherine, who had been doing research at the Fire Eagle Wargroup Battlestar Battleground, personally ran in front of Levi to report the latest research results.
It can be seen that there are a few people from the mechanical group who have come this time. Levi never imagined that Catherine, the middle- and lower-level nuns of the original Mechanicaculty, could really equate the original Mechanicaculty's wargroup with the imitation of the Mechanicaculty. Not enough, now it seems that although there is a difference of 108,000 miles between the two, it ...... Catherine still has some use.
A must-have medicine for home travel! Is it more than useful? This solves the genetic problem? The other party helped him crack the nuclear bomb silo and solve the factory production line (it seems that it is really basic technology now), and now even genetic technology can solve it...... By the way, I heard from the beginning that she specializes in modifying human bodies, which means that this is her profession?
"What's the result?"
Levi's eyes were full of curiosity, looking Catherine up and down. The other party also has a leadership model now, not like a little maid at the beginning. Like all the servants who were at Levi's side, she was much more gorgeously dressedβfour scrolls of scripture adorned her limbs, a row of branding medals on her left breast, and a skull pendant straddling her waist.
Like many high-ranking copywriters in the Empire, the more copywriting work is handled, the higher the force value seems to be, is the experience value of the two interconnected? Of course, that's not what Levi cared about.
"The great master is really a genius, and the original Cult of the Mechanicus is simply scum! I haven't thought about how to solve the problem of orcs for tens of thousands of years, and the moment the master is resurrected, all the problems are solved with just a wave of his hand! β
Catherine knelt down in front of Levi with a look of adoration, and grabbed the hem of Levi's robe in adoration. Before Levi could react, he kissed his boots with the emblem of the Imperial Double-Headed Eagle, and Catherine's ability to do this provoked the envy of a group of armed maids on the side.
"Do you have something to say?" Levi looked at the armed maids of the mechanical regiment brought by the other party, as well as the several unconscious slaves who had been retransformed, and didn't know what to say: "Aren't you here to report on the work of the orcs?" ββThere are no outsiders here, so I can tell me directly about the problem of genetic cracking. β
"Master, after all kinds of cracking, I have found many problems - the genes of the interstellar orcs are too strong, and I can't do anything about it so far......" Catherine saw Levi's somewhat disappointed face, and immediately continued: "But the greatness of the master amazes me, you have long expected that there will be primordial orcs on Primordial Planet 1!" (To be continued.) )