"Peng!" The long red whip slapped on Zhou Lingguan's body, making a muffled sound, as if it had hit the leather.

Glancing at his son again, Lingguan's father turned his head and scolded angrily: "Why are you so shameless? first said I beg you, and then pretended to whip Zhou Ying, but it all hit Lao Tzu, damn, are you sick? ”

"Huh?" Li Shenjun on the opposite side was first stunned, and then he was even more angry, holding an umbrella in one hand and a long whip in the other hand thrown out again, and scolded angrily: "Zhou Ying, you bastard!" What garlic to pack? ”

Seeing that the red whip was approaching in front of him, Zhou Lingguan waved it casually, and the whip suddenly became a few pieces, and he scolded in his mouth: "Drink, still playing with leather whips?" I've watched too much AV, right?,It's still made by Huo De Xingjun.,To be honest.,I slept with someone for a few nights before I got it? ”

"You!" Li Shenjun almost fainted when she heard this, because she was from a humble background, she was afraid that she would be looked down upon by other gods, so she paid great attention to her reputation, and she was in love with Wang Jiu crazy, and there was no misconduct. However, because of his outstanding appearance, there are naturally many admirers, and Huo De Xingjun is also one of them, and this whip is indeed given by him. But I don't want to be so arranged by this surname Zhou.

In a fit of rage, he was about to take another magic weapon to compete with him, when his heart suddenly moved, and he suddenly thought: "He has only been a god for two hundred years, how can he know my original body, and that thing...... This...... This ......"

Li Shenjun's predecessor was originally a cauliflower snake, practicing for thousands of years without positive results, to the Ming Dynasty Zhengde years, seeing that the cultivation of immortals was hopeless, simply started to ask the emperor of the world to become a god, it happened that the Zhengde Emperor is so beautiful, like to travel in small clothes, this snake demon took advantage of its departure from the imperial city, no god patrol, into its dream to ask for the seal.

There was a giant snake lying horizontally in front of the meeting, Zhengde in the dream was scared enough, and it took a long time to ease up, where to give it a title, but this snake demon has been begging for willingness, and finally he really can't shirk it, so he said: "First change your appearance to show me!" ”

The snake demon was really helpless when he heard this: "It's not that I don't want to change, it's just that I haven't been titled, it's difficult to have a positive result, and I can't change!" After that, he circled his body, surrounded the Zhengde Emperor in the middle, and then continued to ask for the seal, and the emperor saw that he couldn't get out, so he had to ask: "Is it a man or a woman?" Answer: "Woman." ”

"Come on, you are dressed in gold scales, so I will make you a gold-inlaid lady!" Emperor Zhengde, who couldn't cry or laugh, had to say in the end.

As soon as he opened his mouth, the heavens and the earth were immediately sensitive, but he saw the giant snake in front of him instantly turn into a beautiful woman. The woman stepped forward again and begged the emperor to give an edict to the world, so that she could build a temple and receive incense in the world.

But unexpectedly, when Zhengde saw her appearance, his heart suddenly rose, this emperor has always been cold, and his mind is together, no matter what kind of woman, as long as he looks at it, he will definitely pull up the bed, thinking that although he has slept with countless beauties, he has never slept with a demon girl...... At that moment, the fear was gone, and he put forward a ridiculous condition with the beautiful snake in front of him......

Since then, this gold-inlaid lady has received the emperor's edict, but she has always been ashamed of it and has never mentioned it to anyone. At this time, he was shocked when he heard Zhou Lingguan's words: "He only achieved the Divine Way after the Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the customs, how do you know that I was serving the righteous virtue back then?" ……”

Staring at Zhou Lingguan in front of him, Li Shenjun shouted with a shocked face: "Who are you!" How do you know what happened back then? She now believes that this one in front of her must be not Zhou Ying.

The man on the other side grinned and said, "Lao Tzu's surname is Huang ...... I'll tell you the name when I save my son......" He just said a word, but found that Ren Song's body had begun to burst, and even the Yin Soul Sword Spirit couldn't control it anymore, so he quickly turned around. Hands waving endlessly, not knowing what to do.

However, when Li Shenjun heard him say "surnamed Huang ......", his face suddenly changed greatly, and he hurriedly stepped aside, bowing his head and not daring to say anything more.

The man surnamed Huang danced for a while, and Ren Song's body finally subsided a little, and it seemed that there was no worry about exploding for the time being, but his whole body still looked swollen. The man looked quite puzzled, stretched out his five fingers and gestured, and frowned, looking very strange.

At this time, Li Shenjun was so frightened by his words that he didn't dare to raise his head, but the fox demon Xiao Tiantian, who had been frightened because of her sentence "help find out the real murderer", saw that the crisis had passed, his heart was relieved, he raised his eyes and saw the man's situation, and couldn't help but be shocked in his heart, judging from the way he gestured with his fingers, this man was clearly calculating something, but this kind of finger pinching and calculating technique can only be done by real immortals, isn't Ren Song's father a spirit officer who surveys the sky? How can you have such a skill?

The man surnamed Huang was calculating, and suddenly saw Xiao Tiantian looking at him, and said with a grin: "You, is my son's mount?" Seeing that the fox demon who was already stunned nodded again and again, he smiled again and said: "Not bad, the figure and appearance are quite good, and Song Wa'er should be comfortable to ride, but why is the demon so heavy!" ”

As he spoke, he pinched his fingers with one hand, walked to Xiao Tiantian's side, and slapped him heavily on the forehead, the fox demon was in a trance for a while, and suddenly felt that there seemed to be something more on his head...... Faintly, the divine power on the corner was surging, and even Li Shenjun glanced at it with some surprise.

"You! ......" The fox demon was really shocked, angry and frightened at this time, just said a word, and was looked at by the man, and the latter words were immediately stuck in his mouth, but he continued: "Do a good job, the mount is a very promising job......"

While speaking, he walked up to Li Shenjun again and continued: "Don't be fooling around, my surname is Huang, my name is Huang Feilong, it has nothing to do with the one you think!" ”

"Huh?" The beautiful goddess who had been keeping her head down raised her head unexpectedly when she heard this, and asked a little abruptly, "Huang Feilong?" And who? ”

"Huang Feilong, is that me? A sucker! The man on the other side took over and said, "Don't guess, it has nothing to do with the person you think, and it's not a brother......

"You!" Li Shenjun, who was finally a little sober, suddenly shouted: "How do you know what I think in my heart? Do you know the magic of Buddhism? ”

Speaking of the art of induction, Buddhism is naturally famous, but the man just said: "I don't have the heart to be a monk...... After that, he ignored her and continued to calculate.

After a long time, Ren Song's body had begun to swell again, but his fingers were still scratching, until he saw that there were more and more cracks on the coward's body, and the man named Huang Feilong finally stopped calculating, turned his head and said angrily: "Sure enough, someone is calculating my son, and I swear to them!" ”

(To be continued.) )