Chapter 25: Can't We Get Away with This Topic?

CHAPTER XXIV

Xiao Hei was enveloped by an inexplicable fear at the moment.

In the third move, a branch was blown into the back of his head by the wind, but it was only the thickness of a finger, so he didn't care.

In the twelfth move, he fell to the ground and stepped on a sharp gravel, but it was too small, and he stepped directly into smashes in a state of full explosion, still not caring.

At the thirty-sixth move, a puddle of bird poop fell from the sky...

In the xx move, he sucked in a ball of catkins and choked...

When the xxx trick was made, it was angry...

When the first XXX move, the ground under my feet suddenly sank and stepped on the air...

In the xxx move, he just jumped out of the pit and twisted his foot not long after...

In just five minutes, Xiao Hei has experienced the most incredible 'accidents' in the history of his life, more than all the accidents before today combined.

At this moment, his back was already wet with cold sweat, and he felt that he had fallen into some kind of terrible curse, yes, yes, that Shen Fan must have cursed himself just now, and he used those strange coins.

Thinking of this, he didn't dare to fight anymore.

Now he can't move with cramps in his left foot, his right eye has been flying in, he can't open it, and the folding fan in his hand is also stuck in a half-open state, he can't open or close, he can't attack or defend.

Xiao Hei's heart moved, his hands condensed into a cloud of black qi, and he slapped towards the ground violently.

Seeing that the other party had suddenly condensed a large amount of energy, Shanyin cautiously took a step back.

A cloud of black gas rose from the ground where the small black slapped, and in a moment it enveloped the surrounding area for hundreds of meters.

Just as Shanyin was on guard, a figure rushed out of the black mist and flew outside.

Shanguo is still wondering, why would the other party, who was obviously in an advantageous position, take the initiative to run away?

However, not long after Xiao Hei flew out, he heard a scream of "ah", and he crashed into a high-altitude unmanned reconnaissance plane...

When Shanguo saw this scene, he suddenly realized. He had been wondering about the other party's various mistakes before, and now he imagined that since Brother Shen made a move, the other party had all kinds of 'accidents' Now the planes have come out, if he doesn't leave, it is estimated that a meteorite will fall after a while, and everyone will die together.

While feeling the horror of this strange ability, it also reaffirmed the tall image of Brother Shen as a 'senior master'.

"Alright, since it's okay, then it's time for me to go. ”

Takiyu tugged at the cartoon pajamas on his body and twisted his farewell.

Without waiting for Shen Fan to open his mouth, Taki's voice turned into a streamer and disappeared into the deep forest.

"Hey~, I haven't had time to ask the name yet, at least tell me if you're single. ”

Shen Fan sighed, wondering if he had been single for too long, and finally met a girl, but he didn't even ask his name, which was too embarrassing for his male compatriots.

Master Shan Yin came to Shen Fan's side silently, first checked the injury of the cat girl on the side, and after confirming that it was okay, he said to Shen Fan, "Brother Shen doesn't have to be like this, as the so-called fate has come thousands of miles to meet, we will definitely meet again in the future." ”

Shen Fan nodded silently, just as the master was comforting him at this time, but what he didn't know was that what the master said was referring to the change in the world of the West Lake this time, and the good cause was sure that the other party must be coming to the West Lake this time, so as long as Shen Fan was still in the West Lake, he would definitely meet it.

Just as the two of them and their cat were about to return, the sound of a speeding car suddenly came from the forest.

"Squeak~"

In the empty battlefield, a silver-white sedan suddenly drove in, crossed a beautiful tail flick and stopped.

The car door opened, and a shiny big bald head walked down from the car, it was Shanguo's junior brother Shanguo Monk.

Shanguo trotted all the way to them, anxiously asking

"Senior brother, how are you? What was the sound of the fight just now? Where is the enemy? Is there any..."

Before Shanguo could finish asking, a glittering palm brushed down from his shiny bald head, interrupting Shanguo's endless nagging.

Shanguo 'oops', hugged his head and said aggrievedly, "Senior brother, why are you hitting me on the head again?"

Shanyin slapped him and seemed to be still angry, and said in an unkind tone, "Why did you beat you? Don't you have any points in your heart? Come so slowly, your senior brother and I were almost beaten up just now." ”

Shanguo held his mouth and defended, "How can you blame me for this? Obviously, the senior brother himself was in the middle of the car, and suddenly he left first, and I didn't have the same high cultivation as you, senior brother, so I could only follow the car." ”

"Smack"

Shanyin raised his hand and covered another big hot pot on Shanguo's head, saying, "You dare to quibble, you usually let you practice more, but you are bent on being lazy." If you cultivate well, you and I join forces today, and Senior Brother will not be reduced to the point where he was almost beaten up. ”

Shen Fan listened to the Internet phrase of the monk of Shanyin, and asked in confusion, "Xiaojin, you usually talk like this..."

Shanyin scratched his bald head embarrassedly, and said embarrassedly, "This... In fact, it's because the little monk usually likes to play online games, and everyone says so in the game, and it can't be changed over time. ”

Shen Fan's face darkened, and he didn't know why when he mentioned the word 'game', a figure that made people grit their teeth always appeared in his mind.

So, he hurriedly changed the subject: "This car is okay, right?"

Shen Fan and Brother Shanyin naturally don't have to worry, but the cat girl is covered in blood, even if the demon system has healed the wound, but the appearance is still miserable.

If normal people saw this scene, they would definitely think that the three of them were some kind of terrorists, and they were also a big pervert who abused the underage Lori and called the police to arrest them.

Shanguo Han said with a smile, "Brother Shen, don't worry, this is actually a member of our sect, and he won't cause trouble." ”

Shen Fan also wondered why a private car owner with long hair and thick eyebrows and big eyes would be a monk, and Shanyin had already pushed Shen Fan into the car.

The space in the car is very spacious, Shen Fan is holding the cat girl and sitting in the back seat, with Shanyin on the side and Shanguo sitting in the co-pilot.

As soon as the car started, Shen Fan asked impatiently, "Master, why aren't you bald?"

The master who was driving turned around and leaked a smile from a confidant brother, and said, "Little brother, don't get me wrong, I, because of my lack of qualifications, I am just a nominal disciple, so I don't have to abide by the rules of the temple." ”

The car drove for a few more minutes, and Shen Fan said again boredly, "Master, can you fall in love with your name?"

The uncle smiled ambiguously, for this, it was the most proud thing after he was found to be unqualified.

"Of course there is no problem, I have already married a wife and had children, and now I rely on some connections in the temple to open a small company, and my life is quite comfortable. “

Shen Fan was silent for two seconds, nodded and said in agreement, "That's okay, otherwise I'm so sorry for my parents." “

Master: "..."

The driver looked confused, and didn't understand why he suddenly talked about his parents while chatting?

And the two of them looked at Shen Fan with a resentful face, and said in their hearts that this topic can't be passed?