I remember someone once said that there is no road in the world, but when there are more people walking, it becomes a road. Yu Xiaofei thought deeply about this, at this moment Yu Xiaofei was holding a steel pipe to open up the dense thorns in front of him, and the original road had been blocked by these crazy vines.

"It's only been a little effort, these plants have mutated like this, it looks like I'm going to have to hurry!" Yu Xiaofei couldn't help but speed up the steel pipe in his hand, and after a little effort, Yu Xiaofei came to a unit building.

"Mingyue Community, if I'm not mistaken, this is it!" Yu Xiaofei pressed the door number of 509, and it took a long time before a simple sound came from inside.

"Who?"

"Delivery!"

"Thank goodness you're finally here, I've been waiting for almost two hours, I'll have to complain about you if it's too late!"

"Drop" - Yu Xiaofei pulled in the door and closed the door again, and took the stairs upstairs to No. 509.

"Knock Knock"

"Coming, coming......" The door was opened, and a fat man in pink pajamas appeared in front of Yu Xiaofei's eyes, with his hair covering his head like a bird's nest, and two different styles of slippers on his feet.

"Where's my dear scrambled eggs with tomatoes?" The pink fat man rubbed his bloodshot eyes and asked curiously.

Yu Xiaofei couldn't help but laugh dumbly, and walked sideways into the room, "Wow, fatty, you are really sloppy." "There was a mess of laundry all over the room, on the floor, on the couch, on the table, by the way, and a pink sock hanging on a forty-eight-inch computer screen.

The fat pink man scratched the bird's nest-like hair on his head.

"Looks like you're still pink." Yu Xiaofei whistled, "You won't just fall asleep, will you?" ”

"Hey." The pink fat man looked embarrassed: "Didn't you play the game too late last night!" ”

The fat pink man walked to the window and opened the curtains, and it was pitch black outside, only the faint light of the street lamps illuminated the street.

"Yo!" The pink fat man looked at the alarm clock on the table, "It's half past seven, it looks like I've slept all day!" Oh, that's not right! Who are you? Where's my takeaway? You ......"

Only then did the fat man see the steel pipe that Yu Xiaofei was holding in his right hand, and shrank to the corner of the wall in fear, because of extreme fear, the fat flesh on his face shook and shook, "I don't have any money, you can take whatever you like about the valuable things at home, don't worry, I know the rules, I haven't seen you at all." ”

Looking at the fat man who covered his eyes with his hands and sometimes glanced at himself secretly with his fingers exposed, Yu Xiaofei was speechless, "Dead fat man, in this world, I'm not interested in money." ”

"Ah...... Hero, you shouldn't be a robbery, I, I'm still a virgin, please let me go, I'm old and young, I'm ......"

"Shut up!" Yu Xiaofei was speechless, although later generations had already heard of Jack. Ding, the great magician, was comic to such an extent as his weight, but if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Yu Xiaofei wouldn't have believed that he would be comic to such an extent.

"Your name is not Jack. Ding, Chinese-American mixed-race, occupation is, uh, hotel sleep tester? Yu Xiaofei looked serious.

Jack. Ding lowered his hands, his eyes were round, and his mouth was wide enough to eat a duck egg: "Yes, my name is Jack. Ding, my father is Chinese, my mother is American, but I am not a hotel sleep tester, I am just a professional otaku. But what is the profession of a hotel sleep tester? Sounds good. ”

"Oh, it seems that you haven't applied for the job of hotel sleep tester yet, haha, hotel sleep tester? Where is there a need for such a fucking profession in this world, and what hotel would dare to hire the most gifted great magician in our history? Yu Xiaofei said with a haha.

"Ah......h Ding suddenly screamed, trembling all over, "You can't be a killer!" Even my name is clear, damn it, I didn't mess with anyone I shouldn't mess with, the most gifted magician? Wait, you're not going to be a director, are you? But you don't think you're the same age......"

"Hehe......" Yu Xiaofei smiled dumbly, this fat man is really a joke, Yu Xiaofei decided not to talk to him anymore, stepped forward and grabbed his collar, and pulled it to the window, "Fat man, look, it's not a big night, it's daytime, it's daytime, and it's black outside the street, do you know why?"

"Why?" Jack. Ding asked cautiously.

"Because the end times are coming, and now is the end of the world!" Yu Xiaofei looked serious.

"Haha, what a joke! Eschatological? Are you kidding me? "Jack. Ding's chubby little hands were grossing around Xiaofei's body.

"What are you doing!" Yu Xiaofei beats Jack. Ding's unruly hand glared at him fiercely.

"I, I just wanted to find the camera you've hidden in your clothes." The fat man said pitifully.

"I repeat, it's daytime, I don't have to lie to you, and time won't lie to you!" Yu Xiaofei is extremely serious! "And you, with the blood of a noble magician in your veins, your ancestors, are the greatest magicians of McGee's nemesis! And you, too, will inherit his mantle, you know? ”

Jack. looked at Yu Xiaofei with a demented face.

"Well, sure enough, I still don't believe it, so look what it is!" Yu Xiaofei stretched out his hand and pointed to the black figures outside the window. Ding followed the direction of Yu Xiaofei's finger and looked out the window.

"What is it?"

"Take a closer look." Yu Xiaofei sat on the computer desk, crossing Erlang's legs, "Look at him, does he look like a zombie in an American drama?" ”

"Zombies!"

At this time, some wandering zombies had appeared scattered outside the Mingyue Community, their clothes were in tatters, their flesh and blood had all rotted, and they were slowly walking through the streets without pedestrians.

"Zombies! Ahh "Jack. Ding shouted.

"What? Convinced? Yu Xiaofei thought that it would take a lot of effort to make this fat man believe in himself, it seems that he is really a fat man with big nerves. Yu Xiaofei sniffed his nose, "Strange, has the Zombie King appeared?" It's a thick corpse smell. ”

"Big brother, zombies, zombies behind you......" Jack. Ding's trembling hand pointed behind Xiao Fei.

Yu Xiaofei frowned, turned around and saw a zombie slowly approaching him, "So that's the case, it's okay, just save the effort to talk to this fat man." ”

"Roar......" The zombie roared towards Yu Xiaofei, his big mouth opened, and there was only a lump of rotten meat in his mouth, Yu Xiaofei sneered, just this kind of most basic ordinary zombie, maybe ordinary people can't cope with it because they are nervous and afraid, but obviously they are not ordinary people, and this zombie will inevitably have to pay the price for picking the wrong opponent.

Yu Xiaofei did not wait for the zombie to come over on the spot, but took the lead in attacking, and quickly came to the zombie's side, the zombie looked hideous, waving his arm to grab Yu Xiaofei, but Yu Xiaofei was one step ahead of him, and the steel pipe was inserted into the zombie's head without any suspense.

"Boom" zombies fell to the ground heavily, kicking up dust. Instant kill, Yu Xiaofei clapped his hands, stepped forward and pulled out the steel pipe, brains, and flesh splattered all over the ground. Where had Ding seen such a scene, and he immediately squatted on the ground and vomited.

"Gain 1 Soul Point"

"Remember, although the zombie is infinitely powerful, it moves unusually slowly, and because of the mutation, just like in the TV series, his only weakness is his brain, and only by penetrating his brain will he die, of course, this is the case at this stage." Yu Xiaofei walked to the window as usual and wiped the blood stains on the steel pipe with the curtain.

stepped forward and pulled up Jack, who was still spitting white water. Ding, "That's almost!" How? Now you want to believe me, right? ”

"Who the hell are you?" Jack. Ding's face was ugly.

"Me? I'm the strongest man on this planet! Yu Xiaofei raised his head at a forty-five degree angle, looked at the sky from afar, and pretended to say.

"Big brother, you will be my brother in the future, and the eldest brother will take care of me in the future. Serve tea and pour water, saddle before and after the horse, go up the knife mountain and down the oil pot, I will not give up! "Jack. Ding suddenly knelt on the ground and bowed three times and buckled.

This dead fat man is clever, Yu Xiaofei pulled up Jack. Ding, shaking his head at him, "No, Jack. Ding, you don't need to rely on anyone, remember my words, one day, the glory of your magic will save mankind from this last world, and there is no doubt that you will also become the best magician in the whole universe! ”