"Am I too noisy?" Parker spread his hands, his tone was very innocent, making Iron Man Tony, who was standing on the side, pout. "How can you think I'm noisy, it's the enthusiasm of young people. Oh, my God. Would you say to a young man who is full of enthusiasm, "Hey, boy, go home and nursery, it's dangerous out there?" Don't be so anxious to refuse me, think about it, when it comes to fighting vampires, are you lacking helpers? Please. Parker folded his hands and prayed to the blade.

Blade looked at Spider-Man, and he smiled, but in Parker's eyes it was more like the corners of his mouth twitching. "Boy, to tell you the truth, I won't choose you! I ask you, do you have the courage to kill the vampire with your own hands? ”

"I," Parker dragged. "I have the courage." Parker folded his hands around his chest and nodded at Blade.

Blade took a deep breath, his eyes narrowed slightly, and his red eyes turned into a thin line. "Since you said you had courage. Alright, come on, look at me. ”

"Oh, really? I don't want to look at a man, don't you think it's weird? Parker drew circles with his feet, his tone deliberately twisted, one hand crossed to his waist and the other pointed to the blade.

"Poof, hum, hum, hum." The sound was like a broken engine restarting, and Iron Man covered his mouth, and the two looked at him at the same time. "You go on, I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing, go on, go on." Iron Man tried to make his voice seem as normal as possible.

Blade's eyes returned to normal, and he spoke, "Come on, boy. Blade ignored Tony and beckoned to Parker, pointing at his junior.

Parker shrugged his shoulders and walked over to Blade, looking through the hood into Blade's eyes. "Let's talk about it first, I have a girl I like, you can't kiss me suddenly." Parker said to Blade in all seriousness. Blade exhaled heavily, and he said in a deep voice, "If you want to hunt vampires with me, do it, or don't bother me!" "Blade had never seen someone talk so much, and he had an idea for no reason." It's better to take him there, it's better to let him be bitten by a vampire, so I can cut him with one sword, where is there so much nonsense. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll do it, the atmosphere is so tense, can't I liven up the atmosphere?" Parker grabbed his hood, he was probably trying to grab his hair. Blade noticed his move, and seemed to have a plan in mind.

Parker looked up, his eyes looking straight into Blade's eyes. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and there was still a certain amount of pressure in his heart when he looked directly into his blood-red eyes. Blade's eyes narrowed slowly, and the brilliance in his eyes became more and more obvious.

At first, Parker and Blade didn't feel anything, he felt as if he had been tricked, and there was nothing nice about staring into a man's eyes for him. "It's like blood." Parker looked into Blade's eyes and thought to himself, he was starting to feel a little cold. "Why are you squinting your eyes, afraid that I will see your eye droppings?" Parker still couldn't keep his mouth shut.

"Little guy who hasn't seen blood." Blade kept an eye on Parker, he was ready, "You can't let this kind of person wade through this kind of troubled waters. Blade's eyes widened instantly. Eat me a punch! Parker shouted and threw a punch at the blade, a punch that was fast and fierce with a smacking sound.

Blade's head flicked to the left, easily dodging Parker's punch. A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, which was not noticed by Parker, but was noticed by Iron Man Tony, who was standing aside with his hands raised. "I'm sorry, but as soon as your eyes widened, I couldn't help but attack." Parker bowed to the blade continuously, apologizing inwardly.

Blade glanced at Iron Man Tony, who was still holding his hands up, who made a camera gesture at him and then lowered his visor. "Whew-" Tony let out a hot breath as he put his mask off, "thanks to you for reminding me, Jarvis, otherwise something would have happened." "Sir, just now your adrenaline production has accelerated, your heart rate index has risen by thirty-five percent, and sweat has appeared on your back and forehead, I suggest you should go"

"It's not a disease, Jarvis." Tony explained to Jarvis. "Was that feeling murderous just now?" Tony thought to himself. "What the hell has he done before? How many vampires have you killed? ”

"Any idea why I didn't take you with me? Spider-Man? Just because you can fight crime doesn't mean you can hunt vampires! This is not a hero and a criminal, this is only killing and being killed, be a hero, I believe you can help a lot of people. Blade patted Parker on the shoulder and said earnestly. He really didn't want to see such a good lad end up like him, more and more impersonal, and maybe one day become a hunting machine.

Parker nodded as if he didn't understand, and stood there stunned, the murderous aura scattered by the blade just now made him feel extremely dangerous, as if he was dragging a rope by himself, and then hanging on the needleboard to sleep. Blade's warm hand made Parker react, he bowed deeply to Blade, and said, "Thank you for your teaching, can you be my teacher?" I want to keep my own power under control, and every time I fight crime, I occasionally destroy public property. The first half of Parker's sentence is a hot-blooded boy, and the second half of the sentence becomes the feeling of a neighbor boy.

"It seems that he feels a little similar to a ninja, with this kind of etiquette, he should agree to me, but fortunately, I was curious about the ninja in the mouth of the woman, so I took a casual look on the Internet." Parker lowered his head, his waist was deep, and said loudly, "Please! ”

"Get up. I have also heard about your situation, and on the fifteenth of every month, in this alley, from eight o'clock to eleven o'clock, I will guide you for three hours, and the rest is up to you, and I will go hunting. Blade picked up Parker and said to Parker, his tone full of appreciation.

"Yes, Teacher!" Parker slammed his feet and gave a nondescript military salute to Blade with his right hand. "I'm not your teacher, just instruct you, just call me Blade." Blade picked up the sunglasses on the floor, cleaned them and brought them back to his face.

"Then I'll call you Brother Dao." Parker smiled and said, "How's it going, Brother Knife, Brother Knife, Brother Knife?" Parker shook his head. Here we go again" Tony covered his face, though he could only cover his face armor. "Whatever you want." Blade replied simply, not daring to answer, who knows how long Parker will have to talk.

"Blade, let's see how about the UV bomb I made." Tony's shoulder armor was opened, and many small missiles lay quietly on the launcher. Tony took one from above and threw it at the blade. Blade reached out and easily caught Tony's missile.

Blade took a brief look at it in his hand, but he didn't see anything up and down. "I'm not good at this kind of weapon, so tell me about it." Blade said coldly, he seemed to be a little embarrassed, his expression was a little unnatural when he spoke, and he kept a cold face just to prevent others from seeing his embarrassment.

Tony reached out against the blade and motioned for him to return the missile to him. Tony took the missile and put it in his hand against the wall. "Watch out." Before Tony could finish speaking, the missile in his hand slammed into the wall, and the entire alley lit up. "Why didn't you say it earlier! I'm going blind! Parker covered his eyes with his hands and jumped in place.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot." Tony's voice sounded very bad, he was wearing a visor, and he couldn't see any expression, and Parker could imagine the schadenfreude smile when he listened to his voice. Blade pushed his sunglasses and didn't say anything, a smile flashed at the corner of his mouth, he was also happy to see Parker encounter a little accident.

"I've increased the intensity of the light, and there are some other materials that allow the missile to kill vampires not only through ultraviolet light, but also with this light." Tony said smugly. "As long as one, it won't be a problem to solve dozens of them, right?" Tony asks Blade for confirmation.

Blade pondered inwardly, nodded, and said, "It may be more, depending on how much their bodies cover." "Then I'll be relieved." Tony nodded.

"So what should I do?" Parker's eyes eased, and he leaned over to Iron Man Tony's side, and said eagerly. "You, you're just," Tony's voice dragged long, and he thought of a countermeasure in his head.

"Huh? Wrong. It's not what I'm going to do! What are you going to do? You're going to war with the vampires? This is so cool, can you bring me a" Parker went from doubt to excitement to grievance, and in just a few seconds, the speed of the change in his voice was amazing.

"Yes, we're going to war. It's in New York. Iron Man said to Parker. Blade gave Tony a disgruntled look, meaning, "Why are we telling him." Tony spread his hands and said: "When the time comes, it is estimated that the matter will not be small, for Spider-Man, he will definitely find out, it is better to tell him now." ”

Blade nudged his sunglasses and turned his head to the side. Tony, behind the mask, smiled, and then said to Parker, "We're going to go to war with them, and then the security of New York will count on you, and if something happens, you will be the most powerful reinforcement." You don't want us to be distracted while we're fighting vampires, do you? Tony's tone is gentle, full of the teachings of mature men for youth.

Parker nodded vigorously, and he said firmly, "I'll keep New York safe while you fight the vampires." ”

"Yes, we believe in you." Tony nodded at Parker, "yes, Blade!" Tony said as he turned to Blade.

"Boy, don't let some people take advantage of it when the time comes, although I only kill vampires, that doesn't mean I won't break the legs of those scum." Blade said to Parker. "Garlic really keeps vampires safe." Blade said this to Parker without a head.

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