123, 100,000 bad jokes
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Out of the valley, it was already dusk, the wind and snow gradually stopped, and a trace of the remnant sun emerged from the west side of the mountain, through the refraction of the glacier on the bottom of the sea, colorful and beautiful. It's just that the wind is howling, blowing down from the top of the mountain, very strong, so cold that the group shiveres, and no one has the heart to appreciate it.
Everyone went against the wind, and even their mouths were blown open, and after calling "brother" twice, they felt that the cold wind was in the mouth, so they didn't feel uncomfortable, so they simply buried their heads in Mu Yun's neck to keep warm, and fell asleep again unconsciously. The cold skin touch, so that Mu Yun sobered up a lot, looking around, the snow on both sides of the mountain road, as soon as the wind blew, the snow on the top of the mountain all fell down, even if there was a huge round of red sun, it could not dispel the cold of those ice and snow, walking between the snow mountains Everyone felt that the long road was long.
The more you go to the top of the mountain, the more difficult the road becomes, the sleigh is originally a downhill thing, now this section of the road is all winding mountain road, although the power of the copper bell pet is not small, but it is a little difficult to walk this narrow mountain road, not to mention, there are rows of big sleds?
Seeing that the sky was about to get dark, Mu Yun said to Kong Ba: "Like such a big snowstorm, I'm afraid it will be difficult for your baggage to keep up, so it's better to leave Lechuan Peak and wait in the original place, Tong Jingang and I will go to the front to explore the way first, and if necessary, I will send you a signal." β
Kong Ba nodded, took down two torches from the wooden barrel, and handed them to Mu Yun and Tong King Kong respectively, "It's okay for you to go first, let's go slowly, don't delay the trip, you take this torch, if there is anything, hold the fire as a signal, and then our crypt people will definitely do their best to help." β
Xiao Cui said: "Master, take me there, at least I can release rockets, and I can help you at critical moments." β
"It's too dangerous," Mu Yun waved his hand.
Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Cui interrupted him, "The master is willing to take risks for us, how can I, as the master's slave, only care about my own safety when I am in danger." As long as he follows his master, even if he goes to the soup and dies in another country, Xiaocui is willing. β
Mu Yun was about to say something more, but Xiao Cui suddenly knelt on the ground, "Please ask the master to ask the slave to follow you once." The slave doesn't want to miss another thirty years, so you give me a chance to be faithful. β
Mu Yun sighed and gently picked up Xiao Cui, "Okay then." You follow us, and Kong Ba leads the other brothers to find shelter from the wind. Wait until we destroy the Snow Demon, and then we will share the Qingping World together. β
Tong Jingang looked at him coldly from the side and didn't say a word. But I thought in my heart: These are NPCs, is it necessary for this Mu Yun to be so polite? Xiao Cui's life or death has nothing to do with me, that ghoul general is difficult enough to deal with, I'm afraid the snow demon is even more powerful, if the snow demon kills Mu Yun this time, then the task given to me by my father will be completed, and if Mu Yun dies again, the crypt people will inevitably die. It's just that the game has stalled since then, should I continue to help them?
He was thinking that Mu Yun and Xiao Cui had already turned around and went on the road, and the others were looking for their way down the mountain, except for Kong Ba, who glanced at him, the others seemed to be transparent when Tong King Kong. This made him feel a little uncomfortable, I was born and died to help you, and I didn't even thank you? Then I thought about it: What kind of friendship do you have with these virtual people? It's important to complete the task, and the rest will be left to later.
Thinking of this, he also followed Mu Yun up the mountain, and braved the wind to turn dozens of corners, and the sky gradually darkened, but he couldn't even see the shadow of a monster along the way. Tong Jingang felt strange in his heart and asked, "Mu Yun, what kind of team copy is this?" Aren't there any mobs to fight? β
Mu Yun shook his head: "How do I know." As he spoke, he clicked on the map and saw that the winding road on it had become a large disc.
Mo Mo suddenly said behind Mu Yun: "Wow, this map seems to be a tuopo." What's the matter? β
Mu Yun's face was full of black lines, "Don't you talk nonsense, don't you feel the existence of the snow demon?" Now that I'm almost asleep, it's time to take us to look for it. β
Mo Mo pouted and said, "But Mo Mo is still very tired, I want my brother to carry it, and Mo Mo will help you wipe your sweat." β
Mu Yun looked up at the sky, at this time it was already the stars and the moon hanging high, and the iceberg was also crystal clear, at present, everyone was halfway up the mountain, the snow on the top of the mountain was still falling, it seemed that it was impossible to go up the mountain overnight, so he said to Tong Jingang: "I see that it is dark now, and the road is slippery, it is better to find a place to rest for one night, and then hurry tomorrow morning." β
Tong Jingang sneered: "What are you kidding, can you still rest when you play a copy?" β
Without waiting for Mu Yun to speak, Mo Mo retorted, "Why not? There is no end to this road at all, and we go around and around, don't we still spin in circles? β
At this time, Tong Jin suddenly realized that something was wrong, the road of this mountain seemed to be all the way up, but in fact, he unconsciously turned downhill as he walked in the direction, and after a while, he would turn back upward. Mu Yun also noticed that something was wrong at this time, and then looked at the moon above his head, which seemed to be rippling slightly, and suddenly lowered his head, and found that there was also a moon under his feet. It was as if an upside-down sky was trampled underfoot.
Mu Yun suddenly remembered something and said, "We are in the MΓΆbius circle." β
Mo asked, "What kind of brush covers the dead circle?" β
"It's just that there is only one flat circle, which is written in "100,000 Whys". Mu Yun patted his head: "Oh yes, I remembered." β
Tong Jingang's eyes lit up and asked, "Why do you remember to leave?" β
Mu Yun shook his head, "No, I remembered that the book was not called "100,000 Bad Jokes", but "100,000 Whys". β
"Brother is so amazing! What's the matter! β
Tong Jingang frowned, and scolded in his heart: The master and the spirit pet are really a big comics! Who cares where your knowledge comes from at this time? The most infuriating thing is that the idiot spirit pet often gives this stupid boy stinky feet, which is really unreasonable.
"Well, no matter what the circle, as long as you go, there will be an end! Keep going! Tong Jingang said with some annoyance.
"Wait!" Mu Yun suddenly said: "Since we are in a circle with an infinite loop and only one plane, if we follow the same path, I am afraid that no matter how we go, we will only keep spinning." He turned his head sharply and looked at a towering peak beside the mountain road, "Splitting the mountain is probably the way out!" β
The snowflakes on the top of the mountain fell down, blinding Tong Jingang's eyes when he looked up, "This mountain peak is at least 100 meters high, how can it be split?" Besides, the snow on this mountain does not melt all year round, do you want to cause a second avalanche? And do you guarantee that there really is a snow demon on the other side of the mountain? β
Mu Yun shook his head, "I can't split it, maybe you can?" Who can guarantee that there is no fault on the other side of the mountain? But there is no end to the mountain road, what do you say? β
Mo Mo suddenly said: "Mo Mo promises, there is another way to split this mountain." β
"How do you know?" Xiao Cui couldn't help but ask.
"Because my brother said it, there must be a way. Why......"
Tong Jingang smiled contemptuously, "Sure enough, it's a comic combination!" However, he still pulled out the golden knife and said lightly, "Let's give it a try." β
"You...... Can you really split mountains? Mu Yun will be suspicious......
Tong Jingang didn't speak, snapped his fingers with his left hand, and the tip of the long knife in his right hand was on the iceberg.
Mu Yun only felt that the golden light flashed in front of him, and Tong Jingang's body became bright, and then his entire body turned into a huge golden knife, and five dazzling big words appeared in mid-air - "Demon Tribulation Immeasurable Slash!" β