"Haha! Zhou Yi, you are also funny! You don't know how to wrap the skin, it's tight under the little girl, and you're a little chapped underneath! Oops, don't talk about it, I'm going to die laughing! ”

"Chen Haoyu, how did you talk to your boss! Anyway, Zhou Yi is also an old man with a lot of health care, do you think he will be a chick, will he have a foreskin? If you want me to say, Zhou Yi, did you leave the dry road of a little girl yesterday! But I didn't expect you kid to be so sullen! Shen Xiaodong denied Chen Haoyu's statement, then winked at Zhou Yi and began to talk serious nonsense.

"Boss, you're 6, you're too 6! This force, I give 82 points, and the others return in a 666 way! ”

Chen Haoyu smacked himself twice on the chest, and just now he felt that he was about to laugh until he couldn't breathe. But I didn't expect Zhou Yi to be usually serious, but the mainland was so sullen

"Captain, it's not what you think!" Zhou Yi blushed and argued: "What then! I care about the health of other little girls. People said that mine was too big, and it hurt when I plugged it, so I didn't try to drill into it to know no! I had good intentions, that's why I let people give me my mouth...... God knows, that girl doesn't know anything, so she broke a piece of skin for my little brother! You think I'm just like you, my little brother is so weak and can't help it, so beast! Whoever wants to be smaller, I can only think that he is either a beast or a little brother......"

Silence, deathly silence!

Everyone immediately stopped talking about this topic, these two choices, one is a beast, and the other is a little brother! The previous one is acceptable.

But the latter one, you can't say that your little brother can't do it, it's an eternal pain for any man, and they don't want to be thought that their little brother can't do it.

"Okay, keep an eye out for the ladies in the car! Everyone, don't talk about it anymore. Shen Xiaodong spoke.

"Captain, what's next! If we continue like this, I'm afraid we haven't arrived at the meeting place yet, we're just afraid that we're going to be surrounded by zombies, and then we're only afraid that the gunshots will sound out, I'm afraid that there will be more zombies coming closer to us, and then, I'm afraid that we won't want to fight and have to fight! ”

"That's a real problem! Don't worry, everyone, the car continues to drive forward, and each of them thinks about what can be done to solve it."

"Captain, if you can't do it, let Team Zhou drive back to Qicheng first!"

"No, it's too dangerous to go back alone. Everyone must know that it doesn't mean that Zhou Yi drove back to Qicheng, and the zombies would not follow him! If he goes back alone, I'm afraid that he will be surrounded by zombies before he has walked half the way, and then he will be alone, but I am afraid that there will really be no way to go to heaven and earth! Don't worry, don't worry! Let's think of other ways...... Think of something else! Shen Xiaodong objected, as he said before, until the last moment, he would never give up any of the players.

"But captain, it's not a way to go on like this, you look around, more and more zombies are surrounding. The sense of smell of zombies is very sensitive, as long as there is a trace of blood, it will attract a large number of zombies, if we expose our strength on the way, I am afraid that it will be unfavorable to the next encirclement of Zhang Yunfei! ”

"Yes, it's too dangerous to let Captain Zhou go back alone, and this time we don't have any extra cars for Team Zhou to go back!"

"No, what did you just say?" Shen Xiaodong seemed to have thought of something and asked.

"I just said that it's too dangerous to let Captain Zhou go back alone, and this time we don't have any extra cars for Team Zhou to go back!"

"No, the above sentence!"

"The sense of smell of zombies is very sensitive, as long as there is a trace of blood, it will attract a large number of zombies, if we expose our strength on the road, I am afraid that it will be unfavorable to the next encirclement of Zhang Yunfei!"

"Yes, that's it. Sense of smell, zombies rely on their sense of smell to track their enemies. Let everyone hold on a little longer, I have thought of a way. Wait another 5 minutes, kill this batch of zombies, and there will be no new zombies following! ”

Shen Xiaodong suddenly recalled the experience of zombies chasing the enemy's tracks with their sense of smell, and asked the beauties beside him in surprise: "Lin Li, do you remember how we first asked the alien licker zombies to hunt for sight in the hospital?" ”

Zhao Linli rolled her eyes, she knew what Shen Xiaodong was thinking. "But, but ......"

"It's nothing, it's a critical situation now, you don't have to be so reserved, I don't know if you have that ...... What's that...... You see, can you ......?"

"No, I'm not menstrual today, how could I have that! What the hell is your mind thinking! ”

Chen Linli was stunned by Shen Xiaodong's proposal, is this still his boyfriend, he doesn't even know his menstrual period, he is actually embarrassed to ask himself for his aunt's towel, this is also ......

"No, isn't it a week long for my aunt! I remember the last time you had a great aunt was five days ago. Shen Xiaodong was puzzled.

"Your sister, have you ever studied biology! The aunt period is not fixed, who told you that the aunt period must be stipulated to be seven days! Don't you know that an irregular schedule may make your aunt come early or late, or even not come and leave early! ”

At this moment, Chen Linli was completely defeated by Shen Xiaodong.

"Is that so, then if you have used your aunt's towel, can you give me one?" Shen Xiaodong persevered and continued to ask. Of course, when I asked, I turned off the intercom.

"Brother, it's not a menstrual period, there won't be an aunt's towel! Well, I've been completely defeated by you, I can't understand how I fell in love with such a nerd as you in the first place! Chen Linli touched her forehead with her hand, indicating that she was completely speechless.

"Eh, no, I made a mistake just now, it's not what you thought, what I wanted to say just now, what, do you have the one we had at that time?"

"What's this, that? Which one do you want from me, say it directly, the intercom is over, no one hears what you say! ”

"What, I'm talking about a condom, I said do you still have a condom that we used when we were together?" Shen Xiaodong said loudly.

"As your man, how could I ask you to take such a perverted thing as your aunt's towel. I'm actually trying to ask, do you still have a condom on you! When we were together, didn't I give you a lot, so what else, take one out and let Zhou Yi bring it, with a sleeve, the smell is not easy to dissipate, plus the car window is tight, I think there should be no big problem! Of course, if it's fruity, it's even better, and masking the taste with flavor is perfect. As he spoke, even Shen Xiaodong was moved by his wisdom and shamelessness, and he actually laughed.

"Okay, Shen Xiaodong, I'm completely convinced of you! I kind of understand how I fell in love with you, one reason, because you are so shameless that I can't resist! "Hehe, whatever you say, anyway, now it's my beauty, and I've earned it!" For Chen Linli's ridicule, Shen Xiaodong was not ashamed, but proud, not only did not get angry, but continued to persuade Chen Linli softly, doing Chen Linli's ideological work.

And at this time, outside the window, the howls, curses, and fights that came to my ears became louder and louder!

"Huh? Is it another group of zombies...... It's fast, and in less than two minutes they should be closing us up......"

While Shen Xiaodong was talking, there were already bursts of chaotic footsteps and gunfire at the back of the carriage, noisy and chaotic, and it was obvious that the soldiers from the back seat of the carriage had already begun a more fierce battle.

"Wait, I'll look for it, it looks like there's another one in my wrist pocket." Chen Linli turned around and fiddled with her body for a while, but took out a Durex condom that Shen Xiaodong had used before from inside her jacket and pants.

"Take it! Don't let them talk about this in the future! Chen Li blushed and gritted her teeth and threatened.

"Hey, sure, sure!" Shen Xiaodong smiled obscenely, and then quietly lifted Durex to Zhou Yi, "Here, put this thing on!" ”

Shen Xiaodong smiled sinisterly, "I've used it, don't dislike it, you have to know, this is for everyone's safety, in addition, Okamoto 001 may be a little tight, it may hurt a little when you put it on, bear with it!" ”

"Boss, you must not talk about it! Otherwise, I will really have no face in the future! ”

Zhou Yi took Durex from Shen Xiaodong's hands with a sad face, closed the car window and slowly tinkered, and with the news from the car that Shen Xiaodong quietly turned on the walkie-talkie, everyone couldn't help but think of a very popular song back then.

"The chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is full of wounds, and your smile has turned yellow..."

The convoy set off again in the dark laughter of everyone, and everything began to slowly return to calm, only Zhou Yixu sat on the cockpuff of the passenger seat, which seemed a little unnatural.