Chapter 249: Thirty Years of Professional Porcelain Touching
It was an old woman wearing a white silk scarf, who looked to be about fifty or sixty years old.
She seemed to be looking for something when she walked, and after finding the stupid Monkey King, she began to move towards him intentionally or unintentionally.
"Ouch, did anyone help me?" The old woman was careless and fell to the ground.
"Boy, come and help me!" She prayed to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, he has been looking for an opportunity to do good for a long time, and at this moment, someone is falling to the ground, isn't it God helping him?
"Great, haha." Sun Wukong was overjoyed and immediately walked over.
Without any hesitation, he stretched out his powerful right hand and pulled it up.
But the moment the old woman got up, she fell down again, and at the same time tightly pulled Sun Wukong's clothes.
"Oh, you thousand-knife killer, why don't you walk with one eye and knock me down! I'm already 80 years old, can't you take care of the elderly? The old woman immediately cried loudly, attracting a large number of passers-by.
"Interesting, interesting, I actually met someone who touched porcelain, and Sun Wukong's luck is no one, and there are so many twists and turns if you want to do a good thing." Mo Fan secretly snickered, he didn't expect to encounter such a thing in this world.
"Hey, grandma, it's obvious that you fell yourself, I just kindly came to help you, why do you say that? You don't want to spout blood! Sun Wukong also had a premonition that something was wrong,
"What kind of mouth is my blood, and who am I spraying? Young man, why don't you dare admit that you hit someone? Hey, how did the current social climate become like this? How sad! The old woman immediately scolded, acting with great momentum, and insisted that she was the victim.
"Oops, my elbow! Oops, my big cross-legged! Oops, my waist plate! It hurts everywhere! Am I going to be paralyzed like this? Oh my God, I have no children and no daughters, how can I live in the future? The old woman began to get up, and her movements looked like they were real. I have to say that she is really a good actor.
"This old woman has been practiced, she has said it one by one, I don't know how many people have been pitted, she is really a professional porcelain for 30 years!" Mo Fan commented.
"Boy, you're in trouble today, don't even think about going anywhere if you don't make this matter clear. Come, let's judge together, watch him and don't let him run away. At first glance, the two middle-aged men who were the accomplices of the old woman jumped out and said righteously.
"Well, punishing evil and promoting good is what my generation of Jianghu people should do, and I should lend a helping hand to deal with such scum. You may not know it, just now when I went to buy medicine, I met this person molesting a woman from a good family, and then the woman said forget it, but I didn't expect to meet him again now to bully the elderly, it is really unbearable. "The defender who had met Sun Wukong before reappeared and wanted to punish him under the banner of justice.
"My background is so pitiful, you still can't bear to knock me like this, what should I do?" Then, the old woman enumerated her own tragic experiences one by one, winning the sympathy of others, "I think I lost my father at the age of three, I lost my mother at the age of four, and I was accompanied by my only relative sister since I was a child, and when I was eighteen years old, my sister also died of malaria, and because I was so sad, my right eye was also blinded by crying." When I was thirty years old, my wife was killed by thieves, and since then, I have no children and no daughters, and I have lived in the world with difficulty, and now what have you done to me? Can you bear it? ”
"Poor, pitiful, pitiful!"
"This sad life experience, I am about to cry, this young man really didn't pay attention, and actually knocked her into this, the current social atmosphere!"
The crowd of onlookers sighed and sympathized with the old woman.
"How can you wronged people? Why are you making up nonsense and insisting that I hit you? Sun Wukong was a little angry, he didn't understand why he was just doing a good deed, but he encountered such a situation.
Seeing that her goal had been achieved, the old woman smiled secretly and said to Sun Wukong: "Forget it, I don't think you mean it, you can pay me a hundred taels of silver as medical expenses!" If you can get medical care and not become disabled, I won't trouble you, young man, what do you think? ”
"Yes, either pay a hundred taels of silver, or arrest you and go to the government, whether it is private or public, you choose!" The old woman's accomplice pretended.
"I think so! One hundred taels is a bit much, and this young man is also an unintentional mistake, so it's just a matter of paying ten taels of silver. An old man with a goatee spoke fairly.
"Shut up, old man." The old woman's two accomplices immediately glared at the old man.
"You bloody mouths, turning black and white upside down, you stupid mortals, I am really ashamed of you." Monkeys are already prone to anger, and Sun Wukong can endure it until now, and his temper is already very good.
"Don't talk nonsense with them, let's go!" Mo Fan shouted, releasing a thick fog that enveloped the place.
Mo Fan and Sun Wukong, under the cover of the richness, swaggered away, as for those mortals, they only had a half-meter visual distance in the dense fog, and only when the dense fog dissipated did they find that Sun Wukong was no longer there.
"Huh, what about people?"
People expressed their confusion about the sudden fog, and now that Sun Wukong is gone, they can only disperse one after another. When the person was almost gone, the old woman lying on the ground stood up directly like a nobody, patted the dust, and left angrily with an unhappy expression.
Mo Fan and Sun Wukong didn't go far, they hid in the alley not far away, and when the crowd dispersed, they also walked out.
"Alas, how can the human world be like this? I just want to do a good deed, but is it so hard to do? Sun Wukong shook his head and sighed.
"The human world is already very complex, and many people are motivated by self-interest and do many things that harm others."
"Oh, two little brothers, let's try the buns I made myself!" The beautiful girl in the bun shop shouted at Mo Fan and the others.
"Yes, yes!" It turns out that the monkey doesn't have much resistance to beauty, no, Sun Wukong immediately ran away.
"Be careful, she's not mortal!" Seeing Sun Wukong walking over without any defense, Mo Fan hurriedly reminded.
"I know, but she's so pure, and there's no evil around her, even if she's a goblin, she should be a goblin who won't do evil." Sun Wukong didn't look back, waved his hand, and signaled Mo Fan not to worry.
"Hey, hello, little spider, hey, you've got two legs exposed." Sun Wukong pointed to her two spider legs that exposed her skirt.
"Ahh The woman hurriedly withdrew the spider leg and said, "Hello, my name is Little Spider, how do you know what my prototype is?" ”
"Little spiders? Good name, my name is Goku, and I'm glad to be friends with you. Sun Wukong showed a sincere smile and looked like a little child. Then, he pointed at Mo Fan again, "This is my junior brother, Wuxin." ”
"You are only in the early stage of the Yuan Infant cultivation, I am already in the late Yuan Infant stage, so I can naturally see through your prototype at a glance, not to mention, didn't your spider legs all be exposed just now?"
Xiao Spider blushed suddenly, and quickly explained, "I've only been transforming for a short time, so I'm not very familiar with this aspect of transformation. ”
"Hey, by the way, what's your prototype?" The little spider felt the breath of the demon from Sun Wukong, but he just didn't know what kind of monster it was.
"My junior brother's prototype is originally a human, as for me? Hee-hee, guess what. Sun Wukong leaned close to his head, and the tip of his nose was next to the tip of the spider's nose.
Xiao Spider hurriedly pulled away for a while, blushed and said, "You must not be a gecko monster, otherwise you should eat me as soon as you meet, could it be that you are a minotaur?" ”
"Please, eldest sister, I don't have horns, how can it be a minotaur, guess again!" Sun Wukong looked at the little spider without blinking.
"Could it be a monkey?" The spider asked tentatively.
"That's right, but there's no reward, haha." Sun Wukong opened his mouth and laughed.
"I've seen what happened to you just now, I really can't imagine that there are so many conspiracies and dangers in the world!" Little Spider said as she took out the steaming buns.
"Little spider, are you alone here? Is there anyone else? Mo Fan asked. The reason why he asked this was naturally because he had just swept away with his powerful divine sense and found that there was another powerful creature hiding not far away.
"Huh? Of course, I'm the only one, how can there be anyone else. Little Spider's face immediately turned red, and she looked like a person who couldn't lie.
"My heart is different!" Mo Fan commented in his heart.
"Little spider, do you know how to cut a steamed bun into eight parts of the same size with three knives?"
The steamed bun shop not only has steamed buns but also steamed buns, so Sun Wukong took out one and asked.
Mo Fan nibbled on a vegetable bun and rolled his eyes at Sun Wukong, this question was asked to Sun Wukong at the beginning, but he didn't expect Sun Wukong to use it now to kill his sister.
"Three knives?" The spider frowned slightly, and kept thinking about the cutting plan, but she couldn't think of how to do it anyway.
"Look at it! You only need to cut it horizontally, one knife vertically, and another knife when you are flat, isn't it eight parts? Sun Wukong demonstrated to her with his own hands, his fingers extended a spiritual power blade, and he cut one in each of the three directions, and the steamed bun was really divided into eight parts.
"Wow, Brother Wukong, you're so amazing!" The little spider said with a smile in her heart.
Next, this space seems to have become a space for Sun Wukong and Xiao Spider, who seem to ignore Mo Fan's existence and keep laughing and playing.
"Little spider, the buns you make are so delicious, they are more to my liking than peaches."
"You like me to make it for you every day."
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"Little spider, how many people do you have in your family, take me to your house when you have time."
"Yes, yes!"
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"By the way, Little Spider, you don't cultivate in a cave, why do you come to the mortal world to sell buns?"
"En~, I, I want to understand life!"
"Oh, I see!"
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If there is really the concept of love at first sight in the world, then Mo Fan believes that the two of them are definitely love at first sight.