Thirty miles southwest of Mojiazhuang, there is a mountain forest, which is the place where Mo Shaofeng practiced martial arts.

Tonight, the night was hazy, the wind was gusting, and a man came to the mountains and forests. This man is obscene-looking, and it is the demon Chen Ergou.

Chen Ergou looked at it with joy on his face, and he was very much looking forward to tonight's encounter.

This afternoon, Chen Ergou received a love letter with some confessional words written on it, and the person who paid it was Xiaocui.

Chen Ergou was pleasantly surprised when he saw the love letter, Xiaocui asked me to come to the grove to meet, and wanted to give me the first time. Chen Ergou was ecstatic in his heart, and he went on a date with a beautiful woman in the woods, which was the first time in his life.

Chen Er's dog-colored jade was smoky, came to the grove, looked around, and found that the surroundings were pitch black and the wind was gusting.

Chen Ergou shouted: "Xiaocui, Brother Ergou is here, where are you, come out quickly." ”

Chen Ergou shouted, looked around, and suddenly, something fell from the sky, which hit his head. Chen Ergou was startled, reached out and touched it, sticky.

Chen Ergou put it on the tip of his nose and smelled it, the stench was tangy, and the thing on the top of his head was actually dog shit.

Chen Ergou was angry and shouted, "That son of a bitch, teasing Lao Tzu?"

"Brother Ergou, it's me! Xiao Cui's sweet voice sounded in the darkness.

Chen Ergou was surprised: "Xiaocui, why are you teasing me with shit?"

Xiaocui said: "Brother Ergou, as long as you lick the shit off your head, I will be your person tonight." ”

"Xiaocui, you tricked me and let me eat shit, you're not mistaken. Chen Ergou looked around and didn't find Xiaocui's hiding place.

It was pitch black in the woods, and only Xiao Cui's voice was heard, but Xiao Cui's figure was not visible.

Xiaocui said: "Brother Ergou, if you don't even dare to eat shit, how can you guarantee that you like me." What if I give it to you for the first time tonight, and you give it up?"

"Xiaocui, don't worry, Brother Ergou only likes you alone, and he will never abandon you in this life. Chen Ergou swore an oath.

"Since you like me so much, then eat shit as a sign of determination. ”

"Okay, Xiaocui, for your sake, what's it to eat some shit. Chen Ergou went out, in order to spend a good night with Xiaocui tonight, he ate a lot of supplements, if he didn't vent, he would feel very uncomfortable.

Chen Ergou sneered in his heart, you little prodigal hoof, I will make you want to die later.

Chen Ergou looked hideous and ate the shit on the top of his head. "Xiaocui, I've already eaten shit, you can come out to see me, right?"

"Brother Ergou, you are so great, you even eat shit for me. As the words fell, a figure jumped down from a branch.

Chen Ergou took a closer look and found that a hideous and terrifying grimace appeared in the darkness.

"Mom, ghost!" Although Chen Ergou has the combat power of the Triple Heaven, he is afraid of ghosts. The wind gusted in the grove, and suddenly a hideous grimace appeared, which frightened him to urine.

"Brother Ergou, don't run, it's me Xiaocui. ”

"Xiaocui......" Chen Ergou was stunned for a moment, turned to look, and found that the grimace in the dark had been taken off.

"Xiao Cui, you scared me to death, it turned out to be a grimace mask. Chen Ergou pinched a cold sweat and walked over.

"Xiao Cui, you ...... You are not Xiaocui, you are Mo Shaofeng. Chen Ergou walked closer, took a closer look, and found that after the grimace mask was taken off, Mo Shaofeng's sneering face was revealed.

"How could it be you, Xiaocui?" asked Chen Ergou in surprise.

"Xiaocui won't come, I'll serve you tonight. Mo Shaofeng said with a smile.

Chen Ergou was shocked and said: "Dead pervert, your grandfather Ergou is not interested in men. ”

"You're not interested in me, but I'm interested in you. ”

"What do you mean?" Chen Ergou was frightened, could it be that this kid died once and became gay.

Mo Shaofeng said with a straight face: "Chen Ergou, do you know what I want to do when I ask you to come here?"

"Mo Shaofeng, I can tell you, I'm not a casual man. Chen Ergou was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, if this kid plotted against me, I would kill him.

Mo Shaofeng scolded: "Chen Ergou, you are so bold, even the maid next to me dares to bully, tonight, I will let you know what a tiger's ass cannot be touched." ”

"Wait a minute, this love letter was written to me by Xiao Cui, why are you here?" Chen Ergou looked puzzled.

"The love letter in your hand was written to you by I asked Xiaocui to write to you, with the purpose of tricking you here. In order to avenge Xiaocui, Mo Shaofeng came up with a trick.

This trick is to trick Chen Ergou into the woods. Mo Shaofeng wants to hide his strength, if he teaches Chen Ergou a lesson in Mojiazhuang, he will expose his true combat strength.

This forest is far away from Mojiazhuang, and even if Chen Ergou is crippled, he will not be seen.

Mo Shaofeng prepared his things, took a step in advance, and came to the woods to ambush him. When Chen Ergou appeared in the woods, Mo Shaofeng, who was hiding on the branches, poured a pot of dog poop on top of his head.

Mo Shaofeng imitated Xiao Cui's voice and asked Chen Ergou to eat the shit. Chen Er's dog-colored jade smoked his heart, and in order to be with Xiaocui Wushan Yunyu, he actually ate the shit.

Chen Ergou would never have dreamed that dating in the grove was a scam.

When Chen Ergou learned the truth, he was furious: "Mo Shaofeng, you son of a bitch, you dare to fool me." ”

Mo Shaofeng sneered: "A shameless and lustful person like you should have a wicked person like me to teach you a lesson." ”

Chen Ergou sneered: "Mo Shaofeng, you died once, you don't have a good memory." You taught me that I am the fighting power of the Triple Heaven, and you are just the waste of the Triple Heaven. ”

"I'm twice as strong as you, and a waste like you can be tortured to death in three moves. ”

"I'm a waste, what are you?" Mo Shaofeng asked angrily.

"You're trash, of course I'm a genius. Chen Ergou was smug.

Mo Shaofeng sneered: "You genius can only kill me within three moves, and I, a waste, only need one move to make you lie on the ground and eat shit." ”

"Mo Shaofeng, let the donkey kick your head! "Chen Ergou is very proud.

"Triple Heaven's combat power, what's so great, I can defeat you with one move, do you believe it or not?" Mo Shaofeng provoked him.

"I believe your mother. Chen Ergou roared angrily and punched him.

Mo Shaofeng stood still, concentrating all his strength and right fist, waiting for the opportunity.

When Chen Ergou's fist was only half a meter away from Mo Shaofeng, Mo Shaofeng rushed forward with an arrow and punched the opponent in the face.

"Boom!"

There was a loud bang, and the fallen leaves flew.

Chen Ergou was hit hard, spat blood from his mouth, flew more than ten meters away, hit a tree and stopped.

"Mo Shaofeng, you ......" Chen Ergou couldn't believe that he had lost so badly.

Mo Shaofeng walked over, stepped on the other party's head, and sneered: "Chen Ergou, you thought that you were the combat power of the Triple Heaven, so you didn't take me seriously. To tell you the truth, I'm better than you. ”

"Mo Shaofeng, you pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. Only then did Chen Ergou realize that the other party was by no means the combat power of a heavy sky.

"Chen Ergou, from the moment you bullied Xiaocui, it was destined to fall into my hands. Mo Shaofeng's face was hideous, like a demon.

Chen Ergou was scared and said in fear: "Mo Shaofeng, if you kill me, the young master will not spare you." ”

"Kill you, why kill you?" Mo Shaofeng sneered, "A scumbag like you, died in my hands and dirty my hands." I won't let you die, I'll just make you worse than dead. ”

After the words fell, Mo Shaofeng took out a rope prepared in advance, tied Chen Ergou with five flowers, and hung it on a branch. Chen Ergou's head was down, his feet were up, and his nose was bleeding, which was miserable.

"Mo Shaofeng, you will kill me if you have a kind. Chen Ergou screamed, not wanting to be humiliated.

"You used to humiliate me and bully me, but now it's my turn. It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. I'm a waste, I'll let you know today what evil is called evil retribution. ”

After the words fell, Mo Shaofeng took off his shoes, put them in front of him, and said with a wicked smile: "Smell it, what does the sole of my shoe smell?"

Chen Ergou sniffed it and said in surprise: "The smell of shit." ”

"That's right, when I went out this morning, I stepped on shit, like some kind of shit luck. Your name is Chen Ergou, which means that you have a relationship with shit. I'm going to use my shit-stomped-footed shoes today to make you remember me forever. ”

After Mo Shaofeng finished speaking, he waved his shit shoes and slapped him hard in the face.

"Smack, smack, slap......"

The sound of slapping the face resounded through the woods.

Chen Ergou wailed and screamed, was whipped dozens of times by dog shit shoes, and his head was swollen like a pig's head.

Chen Ergou was scared of being beaten, and begged for mercy: "Brother Shaofeng, Grandpa Shaofeng, I know that I am wrong, don't fight." ”

"It's good to know your mistakes, do you dare to bully Xiaocui in the future?" Mo Shaofeng snorted coldly.

"Don't dare, don't dare anymore. ”

"Okay, I'll spare you today, and if there's a next time, I'll let you eat shit for the rest of your life. Mo Shaofeng put on his shoes, turned around and left.

"Brother Shaofeng, let me down. "Chen Ergou was hanging from a tree, very uncomfortable.

"Figure it out for yourself. Mo Shaofeng continued, "I forgot to tell you that in this mountain forest, at night, there are many jackals, tigers and leopards, you can ask for more blessings." ”

When the words fell, Mo Shaofeng walked away, leaving Chen Ergou alone, hanging on a tree and swinging.

"Whew!"

In the mountains and forests, the cry of a jackal sounded.

Chen Ergou's heart was terrified, I am a hero, and I am going to die in the deep mountains and forests. I want to go home, I want to find my mother, woo!

(End of chapter)