Fang Yan was a little crying without tears, he was a good mortal who was infected into a zombie first, and finally waited until most of the guests were infected, Yun'er suddenly stirred up the situation and asked him to change jobs if he said that he would change jobs. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The situation turned around in an instant, with Fang Yan as the center, surrounded by a group of zombies such as Lord Wei, WiFi Man, Liu Zaishi, Kim Jong Kook, Park Hyo-min, etc., who were partners one second and turned against each other the next.

Two fists are no match for four hands, who can hold a group of people who are no more than ten meters apart from each other?

【Congratulations to the Second Turn】(Medium)

[Yun'er is a pit] (middle) [renamed "Yunkeng" forget it] (middle)

[Hahaha, the batch of zombies infected by Emperor Yan is going to take revenge] (Han)

[Great, although the hero is not afraid of being bitten by zombies, as long as the hero's name tag is torn, Emperor Yan will be out directly! ] (Korean)

[Tear him, tear him! Tear him up! (Korean)

[Guo'er, Hyomin, Brother Zai Shi, all the depression in today's show will take revenge on this damn Emperor Yan] (Han)

……

[Ahhh

[Then again, after turning back into a human, the money sword can be used again? ] (Medium)

[Hey, hey, it seems that no one else except Ling'er knows that there is an artifact in my king's bag! ] (Medium)

[I've been holding it until now, it's time to give the gift] (medium)

……

"Boss, I really feel sad for you." Lord Wei shrugged his shoulders helplessly.

"Boss, run away, here are me and Miss Xiaomin, two mother zombies, a group of us anal you together, even if you have the courage to tear off all of our name tags in minutes, you can only let ordinary zombies out, and our mother zombies are not afraid of being torn! In fact, before you take over these ordinary zombies, we are absolutely sure that one life for one life, even if it is three lives for one, we will tear off your name tag. ”

Er Zhu adapted quickly to the changes in the situation, and he was also very involved in the analysis, and as he spoke, he glanced at several ordinary zombie guests behind him, "Don't say three for one, let's tear up Emperor Yan for five for one." He is the last pillar of the human camp, and the guardian has already used up his hole cards, so as soon as the Yan Emperor falls, the rest of the people collapse in an instant. ”

Bite!

Announcement: "Hero brand has five minutes of immunity, hurry up and escape." ”

The final advice came out of the nearby radio, which the program team deliberately did, and the tone of "hurry up and escape" was full of pity and banter.

It's a pity that Fang Yan didn't plan to escape, he closed his eyes slightly, and always kept his breath.

The subtitle group gave a jumping arrow pointing to his backpack, indicating that there was still a money sword hidden in it, and the enemy did not move.

Subtitle: "The five-minute golden immunity period is spent in a closed eye? ”

A minute passed, Fang Yan seemed to have foreseen everything, and smiled tastelessly:

"Actually, I've already seen the ending, no matter how you play, it should be the same ending."

No one can tell the meaning of this sentence, because no one here has asked him how he "transformed" from a mortal to a zombie in the first place.

The subtitle group deduced the connotation in the shortest possible time, and floated out three speculations one after another:

"Even if you defeat all the zombies as a hero now, you still have to face Jin Ling'er in the end."

The first speculation faded like smoke, and the shattered particles regrouped into the second speculation:

"Will the same water release link be staged again?"

The last speculation came to mind with many loyal ministers who knew Emperor Yan:

"This relieved smile seems to have been thought of releasing water again, but at least we have to get through the current crisis, right?"

"Fortunately, I just had a bad taste in a thought, and let the dead fat man kiss the dragon of power, otherwise I will have one more opponent now, on the contrary, I now have a powerful assistant, and there is more hope when I think about it."

Fang Yan's playful psychology provoked the Korean audience to be angry, especially the three words "powerful" to describe the black donkey's hoof lipstick controlled by Lin Fatzi, which instantly angered a group of fans of the Dragon of Power, if you can monitor the audience's excesses in the VR environment from a high latitude, you will find that there are more than two million female fans of the Dragon of Power who are gnawing Fang Yan's body with their teeth.

"'Crater', you take the 'Salt Pit' to join the rest of the mortals, I'll leave it here. Ah, I'm really going crazy, I actually tied a bell to me, I knew I was going to turn me back into a mortal, how good is this bell for other zombies? ”

Fang Yan turned around and glared at Yun'er and Zhiyan resentfully, and this clever little beauty actually replied with an innocent look of pitiful eyes, "Oba, I really can't go back to think of pitting you, you won't blame me for this, right?" ”

Tens of millions of otaku are completely drunk, where is this singer, she is clearly more professional than an actor, looking at the tears in her eyes, it is really unbearable to blame.

Because of the conversation between the two, the words "crater" and "salt pit" became popular.

"Crater" originally referred to the crater formed by the fall of a meteorite, but because of Yun'er's pit dad performance in this variety show, she won this award, and the "crater" in the barrage replaced the first version of "Yun Pit".

The crater and salt pit retired in the dim graveyard, leaving Fang Yan alone.

"You still have four minutes to immunize, really not escape?" Jin Zhongguo rubbed his fists and leaned over, he didn't have a chance to take revenge on Lord Wei, who tore him off with his own hands, and it seemed good to change Fang Yan's revenge.

Today, idols who have lost face in front of Korean audiences have appeared one after another, and now everyone wants to eat the fat of Xiayan with their own hands.

As long as Fang Yan can be torn off, he will be able to make people happy and maximize his image of falling in the minds of fans.

"Whoever has a cell phone, lend me it." Fang Yan looked around and counted the number of people.

"What do you want a phone for?" The second wish is confused.

"Of course it's the police, it's really depressing, doesn't the barrage often say, 'I'm going to call the police'?"

Everyone understands that Fang Yan is joking, which is a way to interact with the barrage, only Erzhu is very serious and enthusiastic about popularizing science for him:

"Boss, you can report, by the way, South Korea doesn't call 110, call 112, there are translators in the police station, you can understand Chinese and English."

"Anyway, is this four-minute immunization time really just a wait? Boss, I'm going to take the lead later, the last time I wrestled was half a year ago, right? It's been a long time since we've practiced, and I'm going to see if I can tear you up today. ”

Before the battle started, Lord Wei was already full of fighting spirit, and Er Zhu suddenly put forward an idea:

"It's also a fuss with so many people waiting for you to finish the immunization time, why don't we add some show effects?"

"What to play?"

"Old rules, let's come to idiom solitaire, I haven't played it for a long time."

The idiom solitaire is a unique interaction of the Thief of the Sky Squad, which originated from a death in the Longling Cave a year ago.

The group fell into the deep cave, the underground oxygen was insufficient, and the underground gas mixed with carbon monoxide made people drowsy, in order to ensure that everyone remained absolutely awake, Fang Yan asked everyone to "count solitaire" and "idiom solitaire".

A four-digit number is given at random, and then each person subtracts 7 to pass it to the next digit to ensure that the brain is constantly calculating and resisting drowsiness, while the idiom solitaire stimulates the brain more and has a more significant effect.

After a year, it is also very popular to play idioms in the barrage circle of the live broadcast platform, which is generally a boring interaction of the late-night party, and sometimes it is to use the anchor's name to make words, and play all kinds of idioms badly, such as the well-known LOL female anchor Xiaoyan, the barrage will always have:

【Overflowing juice】

【Yeon's Reason】

【Riyan Cloak】

……

"Okay, idiom solitaire is idiom solitaire, I'll come first, do whatever I want!"

As soon as Fang Yan came up, he unceremoniously threw out the popular "do whatever you want" in the recent barrage, the reason why this word is popular is because you said the idiom solitaire, but as soon as you come up, you will make a dead loop, and then go back to "for", so many people will take "paralyzed for you" and "for your old wood".

This stalk is taken from "Love Apartment", the plot is that Zhang Wei made Ziqiao think that he wanted to be the idiom solitaire, and then they kept saying that they could do whatever they wanted...... Then Ziqiao was angry and said "for your mother/force", Zhang Wei said four idioms in a row: force Liangshan - the mountains are exhausted - do your best - do whatever you want.

There are a few people in the barrage who can think of "acting for the tiger", but most people think that doing whatever they want is an unsolvable endless cycle.

"Boss, you actually use such a bad stalk, don't you have a red face? Can you have a good time, say a good show effect, change the word, make it simpler, and let Korean friends also have fun. The second wish gave Fang Yan a blank look.

Fang Yan's eyeballs rolled up slightly: "Okay, then ...... Well, there really aren't a few that start with 'for'. Then bypass the word, 'born for love', this is not an idiom, it is only used for the question, you start with 'born' and officially pick it up. ”

"I know—life and death!"

Hyo-min excitedly interjected a word, not in Korean, but in Chinese, which is not pronounced standardly.

T-Ara has been to the mainland many times, and has also signed a live broadcast contract with President Wang's Panda TV, so it is not surprising that she knows a few words of Chinese, and a simple word immediately attracted countless fans.

[It's okay to say goodbye to life and death, it's much better than my king's bullshit life for love] (medium)

【No Different】(Medium)

【Dominating Lily of the Valley】(Middle)【Lily of the Valley No. 1 Middle School? ] (Medium)

【Blue Sky and White Clouds】(Korean)

[The one with the blue sky and white clouds, you get out of the idiom world for me] (middle)

……

"Don't? What's better? Then -- ulterior motives. Barely counted me over. Lord Wei embarrassedly reported a word.

"Heart-to-heart!" Fang Yan picked it up again, and reacted quickly.

"Print?"

Other Korean guests said that they would not be able to participate for the time being, and Erzhu was choked by this "seal" for a while.

"Is it okay to 'Yintang blacken'?" Erzhu looked at it with begging eyes.

"What do you say?" Fang Yan glared at him, "Is the Indian flying cake also counted?" Are you forcibly creating the effect of the show? ”

"Then I really can't print it." Erzhu pondered and meditated, wasted a whole minute, and said a sentence coldly; "Hahaha, got it? There you have it, and you have a ...... Can't you do what you say? ”

"Dialects?" Seeing his excited appearance, Fang Yan raised a trace of interest and smiled lightly, "Okay, can you talk about it?" ”

"Seal (recognize) the thief as the father!"

“……”

"This ......"

Fang Yan almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, "Where's the pit father?" Northeast dialect, right? ”

[Poof! ] (Medium)

[The father of the thief laughed and sprayed 23333] (medium)

【Zhuangzai My Great Northeast】(Middle)

【？？？ (Korean)

[I don't understand what I'm talking about at all, a group of people laugh so stupidly] (Korean)

……

"Oh, I can't do it, I'm convinced that I lost this game." Lord Wei laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist.

"Father...... How should the father pick up? Xiao Min didn't understand where the joke of the thief's father was, and when he saw that the three old men were all giggling, he took it seriously.

"Okay, it's time for hero immunity, I'll take the last word."

Fang Yan touched his chin, and choked on a word that made the barrage cry:

"Paternal hurt." (To be continued.) )