"Master, what is a Jiama?" Looking at me blankly, Xiao Ai asked.

"It's a kind of thing similar to leggings, earlier, it was a paper product, used for sacrifice, it was a piece of paper, on which some gods were painted or something, and the door god, the Buddha statue, there are many similarities, back then, when Shi Nai'an wrote the Water Margin, he learned from this knowledge, he said, Dai Zong's divine practice, mainly with the help of the power of the horse, hanging two horses on the legs, you can travel 400 miles a day, if you hang four horses, you can travel 800 miles a day. However, you must know that the legendary Divine Movement is more than that. It is said that Dai Zong's historical prototype, when he asked to see the master who taught him the magic method, he asked, saying, although the magic method is fast, but it is still limited, is there a spell that can make you run faster than now, after the other party listened, he said, yes, before you run, prick the soles of your feet with a needle, and release the miscellaneous blood in your body, it will be faster than usual, after hearing this, Dai Zong was skeptical, but in the end, he did it according to the old man's words, who knows, this try, really have to run fast, more than twice as fast as before, so, He was overjoyed, and went to the old man again and asked, "Master, it is true that the bleeding on the soles of the feet is fast, but after all, there is a limit, is there anything faster than this method?" After hearing this, the other party muttered for a long time, and then said to him with a smile: There is a way, if you want to run faster than now, dig out two knees, and when the time comes, you will run faster than now! ”

"Knees?" Pointing to his kneecap, Xiao Ai repeated with a stunned expression.

"yes, knees." I said, nodding my head.

"Can you still run even if you dig your knees?" Xiao Ai said, even more puzzled.

"I don't know, from the point of view of modern science, no, but, from which spell, but not necessarily, the divine law, not with their own strength to run, but with the help of the leg tied to the things in the run, the principle, similar to please the god to go up, after bloodletting, four armor horses are faster than two armor horses, because, borrowing divine power is greater, bloodletting is faster than not bloodletting, because, when borrowing strength, their own obstacles are smaller, and divine power can be better played, as for digging out the knee, I think, It's to break free from the shackles of the limbs and let the divine power play its full role, but I don't know exactly what the situation is. After Comrade Dai Zong heard this, he was half frightened to death, and even ran away with a rolling belt, and he didn't learn all the skills until the end. ”

As I spoke, I turned my head to look at her and smiled, "Now, do you still want to learn?" ”

"Wouldn't it be ugly to dig out your knees?" Straightening her two long legs, Xiao Ai looked at her lower body for a while, seeing her like this, I smiled and said: "Yes, it will definitely be ugly, and besides, I can't stand up at ordinary times, when the time comes, whose young man is willing to ask for you?" You're right or not. ”

"Hmph." With all kinds of unhappiness on his little face, Xiao Ai glanced at me very dissatisfied, and then asked: "Then Master, I can't learn a little beginner, the one of the two Jiama!" ”

"You have to be a vegetarian, not meaty." Shaking my head, I said.

"What! And such inhuman rules?! Xiao Ai said, but became very angry.

"That's right, not only can't you eat meat, but you can't drink alcohol, you can't drink alcohol soon, you can't get close to women, if you learn the magic method, you will have to be an old girl for the rest of your life, you don't know what a man tastes like, or wait and see, such a big thing, you think about it yourself" I said, hooking the corners of my mouth to make a bamboo shape, seeing Xiao Ai's blushing face and not making a sound, then, sitting there watching TV with a smile.

After listening to this, Xiao Ai became honest and sat there holding a small thin quilt by himself, his eyes blinking, not knowing what he was thinking.

However, things are not as simple as I thought, somehow, the news that I don't want to go to the main altar actually spread, on the afternoon of the third day, Lin Jiuying and Uncle Lin called me, asking me to go over at night, put down the work at hand, drive over, and take a look at the place, Chen Daoling Chen Old Man actually came, Lei Zhengui, who guarded the iron building, was actually there, in addition, three senior uncles, one senior uncle and four elders were on the table, and they were ready to wait for me to eat together.

It's not like I've never encountered this situation, at that time, cold sweat came down, and I must know that something happened here.

Xiao Ai came with me, blinking at everyone and looking at me again, with a puzzled look, I gave her a look and signaled to her, don't say anything, don't do anything, at this time, it's better to stop than anything.

However, this kind of ostrich mentality can't solve the problem, the six people ate and drank there, chatted a few more words, and after twenty minutes, Old Man Chen suddenly said: "The gossip of the main altar, you received it?" ”

Hearing this, I turned my head to look at Lei Zhengui, and also looked very puzzled.

When Uncle Lin saw me pretending to be ignorant there, he laughed out loud, and then said, "Hey, hey, hey! What about you, don't look at anyone else! Did you get the gossip? ”

"Roger." With a grin, I said a little reluctantly.

"So what do you think? To go or not to go? Sitting on the side, holding chopsticks, Uncle Chen was not willing to be lonely and interjected, I rubbed my thighs, laughed, and did not answer directly, at this time, Lei Zhengui smiled and said: "The law of the head must be followed, you can't slow down." Besides, this time I invited you to go, because I can afford you, you must know that in the past ten years, there have been many new disciples in Maoshan, and being able to choose you out of so many people shows that your strength is quite outstanding among the people. ”

"Can I not go" After he finished speaking, I said to him with a pleading face, Chen Daoling Old Man Chen listened, and his face was gloomy, and he asked, "Why don't you go?" Are you afraid that they will eat you? Or, do you owe something in your heart that you can't see? ”

"Look at what you said, I'm going to be in trouble." I said, laughing, at this time, Lei Zhengui smiled and said: "What's the trouble here, it just so happens that I will also go to the main altar this time to restore my life, why don't I go together, what do you think?" Lei Zhengui said, hooking the corners of his mouth into a very kind smile, I squinted at him, I really wanted to strangle this thing.