Chapter 146: The Problem of Xu Jiujing
"Let the evil be destroyed in your bosom, the flames of the Nether that flow...... O wind from purgatory! Let new miracles emerge in your hands...... Demon Destroyer ...... Shattered and reborn! ”
The old demon of Montenegro screamed loudly in the Lulu sword, and with his prayer, the sword flew out of Mu Qingyang's waist with a clang, hovering above his head with a leisurely echo. As if in response to a prayer, the earth fire suddenly rose up with cyan flames, and then drilled into Mu Qingyang's eyebrows, Mu Qingyang's whole body seemed to be in a 10,000-year-old ice cellar, and soreness and numbness and pain followed. His blood was boiling instead, constantly tumbling and pouring into the upper and lower meridians, and now the demon clan was completely wrapped in demon armor, only a pair of blood-red eyes showed ferocity and cruelty, and in silence he gritted his teeth and endured unspeakable torment, trembling with one hand to support the ground...... He actually ...... I still want to stand up!
"Hahaha...... is worthy of the person I fancy in Montenegro, he is a good man, and he has blood! The old demon of Montenegro laughed and danced wildly with the Lulu sword, the blade of the sword slashing through the four walls, and the rubble powder continued to squirm and slide, as if he was cheering for this indomitable man......
"Ah...... Abominable Earthfire! Bastard...... Bastard...... Ah......h
"Hmph...... Cubs! ”
With a toothache snorting, the old demon of Montenegro returned directly to the sheath and patted Mu Qingyang's waist and crotch: "Okay...... Although it is not good to say that the demon cub helped you demonize, but it is a blessing for your boy! ”
All of a sudden, the cyan earth fire disappeared without a trace. Mu Qingyang slowly got up and shook his head vigorously, he was still not used to the sudden stop of pain, but no matter what, it was always a good thing not to have to go through that feeling of being burned inside. As his whole body shook, the silver bone armor immediately withdrew from his body, but the exposed body was covered with a hazy layer of smoke. Like most of the ghosts he'd ever seen, their figures blurred and illusory.
Mu Qingyang looked at himself, tapped the hilt of the sword on his waist with his fingers and asked, "Brother Montenegro, what do I mean by this?" ”
"Hey...... It's just a side effect, after being tempered by the Netherworld Fire Tempering, it is inevitable that the Yin Qi Cover will be in the body, but with this layer of cover, isn't it much more convenient for you? ”
"Then what if I go back to the world? I can't see anyone like this! ”
"Don't worry...... When you slowly become familiar with that layer of yin qi, you will naturally send and receive it from your heart, otherwise you will just wander around directly with a demon body, and you won't cause any big mess out? ”
"I used to ......"
"I know...... You're just doing a short stopover. There are those ghost king-level ghost pawns to open the way for you, of course, there are no taboos...... The problem is that now that you want to stay here for a long time, it is naturally better to have more than less, and see...... With this cover, you'll be more like us in the underworld! ”
The old demon of Montenegro swayed and pulled Mu Qingyang's belt to show him the way, but all the way down to a shallow stream filled with mist, and walked forward for a short time, passing through a small hole. In front of you is a huge space with strange rocks and mountains, look around. The sound of ticking water was endless, and an eerie chill came to my face.
"What the hell is this place?"
"Nothing...... This is a cave under the dungeon of our Black Mountain, and you can go straight to the Nai River as long as you pass through the passage in front of you...... If we're lucky, we'll be able to escape! Mu Qingyang heard that there was some uncertainty in the words of the old demon of Montenegro, and hurriedly asked again: "You mean that there is still danger ahead?" ”
"Of course, or else...... Why do you think my venerable Black Mountain Ghost King is trapped here? It's not a good thing that Rong Dai's did. Cast me into this place of utterance, tormented by the fire and the wind of the earth day and night...... But if I have a chance, how can I be willing to suffer here? ”
The tone of the old demon of Montenegro became more solemn, and he continued to admonish: "In addition to the overhead passage that they normally enter and exit, this secret passage is only known to me. However, because the Nai River flows through this place, I am always denied entry as the ghost king of the ghosts...... It wasn't until I met you that I got my chance. You are a demon clan, and you are already a brute and physically strong, and you have this demon armor to protect your body...... Hey, hey, hey, we shouldn't die, and we shouldn't die! ”
Mu Qingyang only understood the intention of the old demon of Montenegro at this time, the feelings were not pie-in-the-sky human affection, everything was just a helpless move by this old ghost. Of course, no matter which person is the other, no matter which aspect, he has to break out, but he was calculated again, and he was a little unwilling in his heart.
"Humph......"
He no longer chatted with the old demon of Montenegro, and stepped into the Naihe River by himself, but he didn't watch out for a biting chill that went straight into his heart, and he almost fell down in front of him.
"Hey...... Why don't you wear armor? I have been reminded again and again...... You're reckless enough! The old demon of Montenegro shouted anxiously.
But it's good that he didn't shout, but this complaint aroused Mu Qingyang's stubborn temper, and his original intention to put on armor was immediately dispelled, and he forcibly rushed forward despite the cold and bones......
"No! Ay...... My little ancestor...... Ay! Be careful......"
The old demon of Montenegro shouted beside him, but he knew the power of this ancient Styx, without the demon armor to protect his body, wouldn't this kid be asking for hardship!
"My ancestor, don't vomit, okay? This is no joke...... The pain of yin qi erosion is unstoppable, you don't want to die! ”
Mu Qingyang didn't say a word now, he just walked forward, he also regretted it at this time, but the yin qi had already suppressed his demonic power, instantly making his whole body stiff and weak, it was not that he was unwilling to put on the magic armor at the moment, the problem was that although he had the heart, he was already powerless at the moment......
"My little ancestor...... Alas! I'm really ...... Alas...... "The old demon of Montenegro lamented loudly in the scabbard, and had no choice but to eject out of the Ranglu Bao Sword with a bang, all the way to open the way for Mu Qingyang to open the way. But the cold power of this Styx water is indeed unstoppable, and after only a few rounds, the old demon of the Black Mountain can't support it, and the sword body will fall into the water as soon as it sinks......
Scold!
Mu Qingyang grabbed the hilt of the sword in time, but the whole person suddenly stumbled, and the yellow light flashed. Suddenly, I felt that the sky was spinning, and I plunged into the black water of the Nai River, and I didn't even make a splash, and I was completely swallowed up in it at once!
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It was a dilapidated and upside-down world, where fires raged everywhere, dark clouds shrouded the obscure sky, crumbling skyscrapers tilted crookedly, and in the crowded gaps, a crowd of people with dull expressions slowly moved along the black road. Most of them are very old people, but there are also some women and children, as well as young and middle-aged men and women who are unrecognizable, all of them are silent without exception, just moving towards the goal step by step. The black road is endless, and there is no end in sight, only the dense human heads are crammed into all the roads, but there is no step out of the boundary. Only a few grotesque black shadows patrolled back and forth on either side, their long whips in their hands and snapping.
On the edge of a narrow intersection. There is a table of eight immortals, and a stack of yellow mounted paper is neatly stacked. A little man with a red nose squatted on a high-backed chair like a big horse monkey with the tip of a brush, lazily watching the crowd continue to fill, with a slightly helpless expression on his face: "Alas! In these chaotic years, when will it be the end? ”
A slender girl came over next to her, and she angrily put the tray in her hand on the table and said, "Godfather!" Your wine ......"
"Oops! My aunt and grandmother. This is the best Yutian old wine, alas......" The red-robed dwarf was so frightened by her that he almost tumbled off his chair, and with his two hands open his teeth and claws, he poured a piece of the wine bowl on the tray on the table, and even his body was splashed with stains everywhere. The dwarf didn't look at anything else. just hugged the little wine jug with all his might, and cried out to his mother.
"Just drink your two taels of cat pee...... Godfather, what's going on with what I'm asking you to do? The girl put her hands on her hips and put on a fierce appearance.
"Xiaocao, my aunt! I said, can you save some face for me as your godfather...... Good bad me, Xu Jiujing is also a dignified county god, on this Huangquan Road, there are countless big and small ghosts in your hands, you are always so big and small...... Where can you put my old face there? ”
Xu Jiujing, a strange talent with a bad appearance and a crooked body, Yao Jiajing and the promotion record have performed the legend of this old man, and the most famous is his old man's famous quote - "If you don't make decisions for the people, it's better to go home and sell sweet potatoes." "A pot of old wine broke the headless lawsuit of a daughter and two marriages, and in the end, it was even done" After the matter was done, only the name was left behind. "Originally, he was the master of Yutian Chenghuang, but now he is entrusted with the important task of directly managing the three forks of Huangquan and taking charge of the entry visa.
"I don't listen, I don't listen...... Tell me, how many times have I told you...... You always say there's no way, there's no way...... But don't you want to think about how anxious I am? Tian Xiaocao covered his ears tightly with his hands, and put on a posture of not getting oil and salt, as if he was forcing Master Xu to come out with a charter.
At the beginning, Xiao Tian is now the godgirl who supervises Master Xu on the Huangquan Road Pass, she went to the willow forest to relax three days ago, and she didn't know why, but she happened to meet Mu Qingyang who was unconscious and fell on the side of the road.
Of course, Xiao Tian was overjoyed, and after serving diligently for several days, Mu Qingyang could be considered sober. As soon as the master and servant talked, Mu Qingyang realized that he had inexplicably landed at the entrance of Huangquan, which is commonly known as the three-way mouth. But right now, the Netherworld is in chaos, and there are countless ghosts stranded in the Yin and Yang Division, and now if you want to enter the ghost city of Xudu, you can only walk through the back door of this master Xu Jiujing.
It is said that there is a relationship with a godgirl, and Master Xu should be released with a green light all the way. However, because the rebellion in the Netherworld has not been settled, Shen Tu and Yu Lei will not let the ghosts enter the pass at all, and they will even send a letter to all parties, which will make it difficult for our master Xu......
Release, right?
The two masters of the door gods on the ghost gate are really unprovoked, those two grandfathers are the famous princes of the underworld, known as the ghost king of the East, and the ghost gate of Taoshan is the head town. If they dare to violate the edict they issued, they are afraid that a strip two fingers wide can make him, a small sesame official, unable to eat and walk around.
But if you don't let it go......
Look at the aunt in front of her eyes, not only is the wine pot not guaranteed, but the few dog oil mustaches on his chin probably have to be pulled out!
Thinking about it, Xu Jiujing tilted his shoulders and drank a few sips of old wine one after another, his small eyes dripping around a few times, and finally came up with a bad idea......
"My little aunt and grandmother, I said do you remember what the two masters on Momoyama liked the most?" Xu Jiujing blinked his little eyes and reminded Tian Xiaocao to wake up.
"Needless to say...... Isn't it just like you, good two cat pees...... Yes! You mean......" Tian Xiaocao suddenly became excited, she pointed at Xu Jiujing and shouted loudly: "You mean to use your treasured Yutian old wine to bribe them and buy favors?" ”
"Nonsense...... Nonsense...... What is bribery? I was a courtesy, you forgot...... But they also sent you a lot of peach charms? ”
"Phew! Don't mention the gifts from your bosses...... It's also thanks to them that they came up with the idea of sending a peach talisman to my little female ghost? Are they afraid that I won't be gone, right? ”
"Hey...... Regardless of whether this gift is appropriate or not, we can't let the family pick on it, and you can take two jars of old wine and bring some fat chickens to those two...... There is a way that the official does not call the giver, you let your benefactor also carry the wine with you, and then find a loophole...... We're so ...... And then...... Well...... Do you understand? Xu Jiujing whispered to Tian Xiaocao with a smile for a moment, only to see Xiao Tian nodding her head with a smile for a while, she raised her thumb high, and complimented her rarely: "Godfather, you really deserve to be an old traitor!" ”
"Nonsense, your father and I are resourceful and decisive...... Xu Jiujing didn't admit it, but those few dog oil mustaches were raised high.
"I'll tell the young master to go...... He must have been happy to hear the news! Tian Xiaocao turned around and ran, she got the idea, and immediately couldn't hold back to offer the treasure.
"Definitely...... Hum...... This girl doesn't know how difficult it is for her father...... Alas! My two jars of old wine...... It's a shame. As he spoke, Xu Jiujing couldn't help frowning and feeling sad about his treasures, holding the wine jug and humming his famous song "Difficult to Be an Official......
It's hard to be an official, it's hard to be an official,
Xu Jiujing has become an angry official, a nest official.
Since I was a child, I studied to be an official, and I was full of articles, and I was proud and proud, and I entered Beijing to take the official examination.
Who knew that it was difficult for me to be an official, all because my father and mother did not give birth to a good pair of facial features for me.
I complain, complain, complain,
The first champion went to Nayutian County and became a small seven-grade official.
In the past nine years, I have been a conscientious and conscientious official, but I can't move the emperor's old official.
Seeing the general promotion that should not be promoted, I should only be promoted in my dreams.
I thought that I could be an official in charge of the official this promotion, but who knew that I was still an official with an official on my head.
Hou Ye and Wang Ye and their officials sued the officials, and they wanted me, a small official, to judge the big official.
For they are rulers, but how can I, the ruler who is in charge, rule over the rulers of the rulers?
Officials are in charge, officials are in charge, officials are in charge, officials are in charge, officials are in charge,
Officials are in charge, officials are in charge! How do you tell me to be an official?
I became a deflated officer caught in the cracks of the stones.
If I obey the prince and become an ignorant official, the underworld will not be able to hide from the king of Hades and the judges;
If I become a Qianniang and become a conscience officer, I am afraid that I will be dismissed again as a big official!
Am I a riser? Is it a dismissal? To be a clean official or to be a corrupt official?
Be a conscience officer? Be an ambiguous officer?
Promotion, dismissal, big official, small official, clean official, stolen official, good official, bad official, official... Official... Official, I advise the world not to be an official, not to be an official! (To be continued.) )