Chapter 23: The Soul Mirror
"Then monk, where are you going? Hurry up and leave the horses early, put down the luggage, and spare your life!"
Even the words are the same as in the book.
Cui Shi saw that Tang Seng on the horse had a pale face, trembling and speechless, but it was a little stronger than the "soul flew away and fell off the horse" written in the book.
"Dare to ask the six bosses, but are they called those who see joy with their eyes, hear anger with their ears, smell love with their noses, taste thoughts with their tongues, have desires for opinions, and worry about their bodies?"
One sentence broke the names of the six thieves, which surprised the other party.
"Who are you, that you know six of my brothers?"
"Humph!"
Cui Shi sneered and reprimanded: "What a bold man! I didn't know that the holy monks of the Tang Dynasty in the eastern region were here? The holy monks went west to pay homage to the Buddha, which is a grand event of great merit and great compassion.
The six thieves were even more suspicious, looking at each other's brothers' faces, only to feel that the other party seemed to have no fear, but they couldn't figure out what the details were.
"Why don't you get out of the way quickly and let us go west! Do you still want to see the boundless Dharma of the Tang Dynasty Holy Monk and the thunderbolt method of eliminating demons and defending the way?"
This......
The six thieves couldn't help but flash to both sides and get out of the way.
"Hmph, count you as acquaintances. ”
Cui Shi was secretly happy in his heart, but his face was silent, and he urged: "Old Tang, let's go." ”
Tang Seng's expression eased a little, and he hurriedly urged the horse forward, but he actually reproached in a low voice:
"Wukong, we monks don't speak. How can the poor monk have any thunderbolt means to eliminate demons, and the tiger almost pounced on me before......"
Burst!
Wozh!
Cui Shi didn't have time to stop, he had already heard a laugh behind him, and a certain thief took a sip and said angrily:
"This kid is bluffing, brothers, don't be fooled!"
With a hula, six people gathered around again and blocked in front of Tang Seng and Ma again.
This Nima!
If you're not afraid of god-like opponents, you're afraid of pig-like teammates!
However, the real pig teammates have clearly not joined the team yet, this Tang Seng is so bad, I ...... I'm afraid I won't be able to carry it.
Cui Shi was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes.
Lao Tzu easily used this trick to empty the city, and when these few heartless guys didn't react, they hurried over.
But I didn't expect that the more heartless thing was in my own team, and I was about to send people to the head angrily, which is not neat.
[I'll go, this Tang Seng seems to be increasing the difficulty. 】
[Not bad, I like it, it doesn't increase the difficulty, and it doesn't show Sun Wukong's ability.] 】
[Sun Wukong tried to get away with it, how can this work. I still want to see him tear up the bandits. 】
[System message: Thanks to the chicken feathers sent by "Elder surnamed Tang, sweet to sorrow"×5.] 】
[The elder's surname is Tang, sweet to sadness: Tang Tang is so handsome in everything he does, I like his honest appearance just now, so charming......]
It seems that this Bai Fumei is still in the economic stage of being blocked, although he is addicted to words, the reward amount is still very pitiful.
[Okay, don't pretend now, let's fight.] 】
[Sun Wukong was killed by a bandit, and the whole play ended ......]
"What bullshit holy monk, leave your horse baggage behind, and then be verbose, be careful of the knife in Lao Tzu's hand, you don't know any monks and nuns!"
The six thieves were already quite impatient, and the weapons flashing with cold light in their hands were pointing, and if they didn't cooperate, they would see blood.
Grandma's, pig teammates can't afford to hurt.
Cui Shi was so angry that his eggs hurt, and he calmed down before he shouted in a deep voice: "Stubborn and obsessed, it seems that I can only sacrifice the magic weapon of Buddhism to subdue demons and eliminate harm!"
[What magic weapon?]
[This is the Monkey King who has seen the most nonsense!]
[Nima, six thieves, one of them is rich, why is it so verbose. According to this method, when you look back and see the super demon king of the Golden-winged Dapeng Bird, you have to talk about the rhythm of three-year love first. 】
Magic weapon?
Although the six thieves didn't believe it, when they saw the other party solemnly reaching into their arms, they still unconsciously took a few steps back, staring at what was in the other party's hands.
I saw that this thing was about three inches long, black and swarthy, not gold or jade, but it reflected a few points of light in the sun, and it was really not seen in my life.
"Big brother, what is this?"
"I don't know, everyone be careful!"
【......】
[What did I see?]
[Great Sage, you are naughty again, what are you doing with your mobile phone at this time......]
[Shocked! Sun Wukong and the bandits colluded and planned to leave each other's WeChat, where will Tang Seng's fate go?]
[Upstairs speed to report to the UC Shock Department, you need a talent like you. 】
[The elder's surname is Tang, sweet to sadness: I feel sorry for Tang Tang, maybe I met a fake Wukong. Playing with mobile phones at this time?]
[Just this tattered old machine, don't you take it from the bandits, right?]
[This special one can also be pretended to be a magic weapon, so this latest iphone7 in my hand is not comparable to the diamond bracelet in the hands of Taishang Laojun?]
"This ...... What is this?"
One of the thieves asked, boldly, hiding behind a large tree.
Cui Shi snorted coldly, pressed the power button with his thumb, and the mobile phone screen suddenly lit up, even in the sun, he could vaguely see the colorful colors and bright different lights on the screen.
With a click, the six thieves clearly saw that the shiny treasure was flipped over, and there was a small black hole pointing at everyone, and at the same time it made a strange sound.
"Brothers, hide!"
The leader of the bandits saw that his eyes were sharp, and he saw that the situation was not good, and immediately shouted, and the six people hurriedly dodged, some hid behind trees, and some found a big stone to protect their bodies.
"Hahaha!"
Cui Shi laughed loudly and said, "The name of this treasure is ...... The Soul Mirror is the one given by the Buddha...... Well...... Innate Spirit Treasure! How can you ordinary people resist dodging?"
opened the photo album of the mobile phone, found the group photo of the bandit that he had just captured, showed it to the other party, and said with a smile:
"Look, this treasure has already ingested your soul into it, and life and death are all in my thoughts!"
Yes?!!
Seeing that Xi's eyesight is the best, and sure enough, when he saw that there was a lifelike self on the thing, he was about to find a place to dodge with a frightened face.
Not only himself, but also a lot of five brothers, all of them appeared in each other's hands, each specific and small, could it really be our soul?
It's really a soul-stirring baby!
The six thieves panicked, seeing that their lives were in each other's hands, how could they dare to fight for the fierce. Seeing that they were happy, the six people fell to their knees and kowtowed like pounding garlic.
"Holy monk spare my life! I waited for the ghost to have a bad thought, please raise your noble hand, remember that although we occupy the mountain as the king and rob for a living, we have never really killed a person, and we are not extremely vicious, let our brother go this time......"
Call!
Finally scared.
Cui Shi breathed a long sigh of relief, put his right hand in his pocket, and quietly loosened the high-voltage baton and self-defense pepper spray.
Although one against six is quite dangerous, if it is shown weakly, taken by surprise, and really turns his face and starts to move, Cui Shi is also prepared.
Of course, the result now is the best, relying on an old mobile phone to take pictures, bluffing these six bandits.