"I know that you two lived here first, so I didn't drive you away, it's already good for me to let you stay with me, but I didn't expect you two little ghosts to want to deal with me with revenge." Lin Bufan stared at these two cowards.

"I knew we'd been here for a long time, and you're here to disturb our lives now, so I ask you to get out of here, or don't blame us for being unkind." After Brother Feng finished speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and took out a posture of wanting to fight with Lin Bufan, but Lin Bufan just beckoned to them and asked them to come over.

"Oh, this kid is so arrogant at his age, Er Biao, we are brothers, I don't believe that the two of us can't fight him alone." After Brother Feng finished speaking, he was eager to try, and he himself was a little afraid to go first.

"Brother Feng, you go first, I'll give you a cushion." Er Biao's eyes widened at this time, and his whole face became very hideous, it was okay for his face to scare ordinary people, but he was already immune to Lin Bufan, some of the evil ghosts that Lin Bufan had come into contact with were a hundred times more fierce than them, but in the end they were still cleaned up by Lin Bufan.

"Don't tell me it's useless, let's go together." The two brothers walked towards Lin Bufan side by side.

Lin Bufan leisurely took the soul collection bag on the bedside table in his hand, and the mouth of the bag pointed at the two brothers: "I am the eyes of heaven, chasing with the sky, my eyes are like thunder and lightning, shining eight poles, seeing through the surface, nothing is subdued, urgent as the law, soul dementoring!" ”

After Lin Bufan finished reciting this spell, he bit his index finger and drew a blood gossip on the bottom of the soul collection bag, and the soul collection bag flashed with a burst of red light, and the two little ghosts on the opposite side received it into the soul collection bag, and Lin Bufan took out a smashing charm and pasted it at the mouth of the bag. Sealed the soul bag.

"I'll let you two be fine. I spend money to rent a place. It's good to let you stay here, you still want to drive me away, I think you two really don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has, you two just stay in this soul bag for a while, when am I happy, when will I release you two. After Lin Bufan said this, he casually threw the soul collection bag aside, and then lay on the bed and fell asleep.

Just when Lin Bufan was sleeping Zhengxiang, the third brother woke Lin Bufan up.

"You're still sleeping, kid. The sun is good to put your fart. The shares are sunburned, I paid for your old boy to open Maoshan Hall, but I didn't let you sleep, you didn't open the door to sleep here at ten o'clock at noon, why is your heart so big? The third brother pushed Lin Bufan awake, and his mouth kept counting Lin Bufan.

Lin Bufan felt that he had just laid down for a long time, how could it be more than ten o'clock at noon, he raised his head and looked at the wall clock on the wall, the hour hand pointed to the direction of the tenth hand at fifteen.

"It's really past ten o'clock." Lin Bufan smiled awkwardly at the third brother.

"I said can you do some hygiene, you see your socks and clothes are thrown all over the ground, and you are covered with dust, and you have a water heater in this house. Can you go take a shower first. The third brother frowned, pointed to the socks and clothes on the ground, and said to Lin Bufan.

"Am I not sloppy! You'll have to give me some time to get used to it. When Lin Bufan finished saying this, the third brother's face was green.

"Lin Bufan. You are really good, I really obeyed you today, you are really my father! After the third brother said this, he ran downstairs.

"I seem to be older than my father." Lin Bufan muttered, and he didn't know if the third brother heard it.

Lin Bufan got up and walked into the bathroom to take a shower, there was just a bath towel on the toilet lid, so Lin Bufan didn't care so much, picked up the bath towel and rubbed it, Lin Bufan didn't know how long he hadn't taken a bath, anyway, Lin Bufan knew that the water in the water heater hadn't washed his body, and finally got some cold water to flush his body clean.

"Can you put on the robe that your master left for you?" When Lin Bufan came down, the third brother made a pot of tea and leisurely tasted tea on the sofa.

"Forget it, my master's robe has a lot of patches, and it's weird to wear it."

"That's also better than the Adi Da Nai you are wearing, and retro style is in vogue now. The rich don't eat any abalone and lobster anymore, they like to drive to the countryside to eat those bud rice porridge and small ballast porridge, and then get some dipping pickles. When the third brother said this, his mouth was still straight.

"Third brother, don't talk about it, I can still satisfy you with bud rice porridge and small ballast porridge, how many bowls do you say, I'll buy it for you."

"I really want to eat abalone and lobster, what kind of bud rice porridge and small ballast porridge do I eat!" The third brother glanced at Lin Bufan and said angrily.

"You want to eat abalone and lobster, I can't satisfy you at the moment, you wait for me to make money, I invite you to eat."

"Forget it, it's strange that you can make money if you are not motivated like this, if I didn't call you today, I guess you can sleep until night before you get up, you are Maoshan Hall, it is open during the day, and it is not my sexual health products store" The third brother began to count Lin Bufan again, and Lin Bufan was used to it, although the third brother was chattering, but Lin Bufan knew that he was for his own good.

"After all, do you want to change your robe?" The third brother went around and around and back.

"Okay, okay, okay, can't I put it on, you're really in trouble." Lin Bufan was really a little impatient, if he didn't change that robe today, the third brother would be able to talk endlessly.

Lin Bufan changed into the robe that the master left for him, and walked down, and the third brother nodded with satisfaction when he saw Lin Bufan wearing the shabby robe.

"By the way, I'm going to give you something." The third brother mysteriously took out a black convenience bag from his back, and Lin Bufan stepped forward curiously.

"That's it, it's perfect to wear this." The third brother took out a gossip hat from the black convenience bag and put it on Lin Bufan's head.

"Yes, yes, this is a bit like a Taoist priest." The third brother measured Lin Bufan and said to Lin Bufan with a smile.

"Where's your hat?" Lin Bufan was a little curious about why the third brother had this.

"Haha, this is not simple, some Taobao stores sell them, more than a dozen yuan, more than 20 yuan, your hat was given by my girlfriend when she bought a thong." At this time, the third brother smiled very strangely.

"What is a thong, is it a new Taoist thing?" Lin Bufan asked the third brother suspiciously, Lin Bufan felt that there must be some connection between this thong and the gossip hat to be sold together.

"What do you say about this thong, it's a very magical thing, women can confuse men and make some men fall in love with it just by wearing it, you know?" The third brother smiled obscenely, and the expression on his face was still a little lacking.

"I don't understand." Lin Bufan shook his head.

"You're an old antique, you don't understand what I said, and I don't want to explain so much to you, it's just playing the piano to the cow." After the third brother finished speaking, he began to fiddle with the tea set on the table again. Lin Bufan returned to his table and sat down, took the stick holder on the table in front of him, held his mouth with his right hand, picked up a stick with his left hand and put it in the tube, and then picked up another stick and put it in the tube, Lin Bufan was bored to death.

"Third brother, did you tell you what I told you last night?"

"If you don't mention this, I really forgot, I told those ghosts about you, and said that you would take a year off, but they disagreed, saying that they would not give you a day off, and now the underworld is too busy, and the ghosts below are not enough, so the above things can only rely on you ghosts in the yang world." The third brother stopped when he said this.

"Is this the end of it, didn't you say anything about my resignation?"

"Then I told them that Lin Bufan said that if you don't give leave, Lin Bufan will resign, and they asked me why you want to take leave, and I said that although you can earn yang shou but you can't earn a penny to live in the underworld, you will starve to death if you have no money to survive in the yang, this is the reality, and then the underworld has to give you a year's vacation." When the third brother said this, Lin Bufan was happy, and this matter was finally done. Lin Bufan felt in his heart that this matter should be able to be done, after all, Lin Bufan had dealt with the Netherworld for so many years, and although he didn't know them well, he didn't know much about them.

"Don't be too happy, you kid, you think they're going to let you go so easily! Those inconsistencies can be said, once you encounter a tricky matter, I still hope that you can come forward to settle it, if there is no tricky matter, they will not send you another task, and they also want you to give way. The third brother continued, and after listening to the third brother's words, Lin Bufan nodded, after all, Lin Bufan will have to deal with those yin in the underworld in the future, and there are some things that must be passable on face.

"Third brother, I really want to thank you for this." Lin Bufan said gratefully to the third brother.

"You're polite when you say this, we're brothers."

"I'm old enough to be your father." Lin Bufan joked seriously with the third brother.

"Can you not tell me about this?" The third brother pulled his face and pretended to be unhappy.

On the day of the opening, the third brother bought two flower baskets with his own money and put them on both sides of the door of the hall, and then bought a string of whips and a few second kickers and put them at the door, in order to celebrate the opening of the hall, Lin Bufan spent thirty yuan at noon that day to invite the third brother to eat a spicy meal.

"Extraordinary, this spicy tang seems to be a little sour." The more the third brother ate, the more he felt that the taste was wrong.

"Ang, I asked the boss to add some stale vinegar." Lin Bufan said perfunctorily to the third brother, in fact, Lin Bufan bought a ten-yuan Malatang last night and didn't eat it all, Lin Bufan was afraid of wasting it, so he poured today's Malatang and yesterday's leftover Malatang together, so the third brother felt a little sour when he ate it.

When the third brother heard Lin Bufan say this, he no longer had any scruples, and he gulped down his spicy hot food.

"It tastes really good with some stale vinegar, if you don't eat it, give it to me." The third brother saw that Lin Bufan's spicy hot chopsticks didn't move, and said to Lin Bufan with drooling.

"Then you can eat." Lin Bufan nodded, and when the third brother saw Lin Bufan nodding, he quickly brought Lin Bufan's bowl of spicy hot to his side and began to eat it in a big gulp. (To be continued.) )