PS This chapter is the helmsman of the book friend "Zheng Dog Daner".

The author's background collapsed.,I couldn't update it on time.,I'm sorry -

Under the suppression of the four big men in turn, these nerve-wracking little girls finally changed their words and shouted "brother".

Originally, it was very pleasant to drink some wine with his sister in his arms, but Lord Wei had to yell twice.

As soon as the jukebox is turned on, it is like stepping on a deep-sea bomb and exploding instantly.

"Brother Yan, will it be EXO's song?" Autumn gently handed over a microphone, the fat man was a little drunk before, and he helped Fang Yan blow a wave in front of several girls, so that everyone present knew that Fang Yan was the god of songs, and they all wanted to hear him show his voice.

"What the hell is EXO? I only know XO and XXOO. Fang Yan smiled lightly.

"I hate it, people are serious with you." Autumn hooked his little finger on Fang Yan's nose and scraped it hard, "TFboy's songs will always be sung, right?" Don't say you won't. I just want you to "pamper" me, quick, sing quickly. ”

"I'm sorry, but I'm not really interested in the boy at all."

……

On the other hand, Lord Wei was almost driven crazy, and in the summer, a hot girl occupied the jukebox and cut directly into the bird language channel:

"Brother, will you be able to sing Quan Zhilong's song?"

"Who is Quan Zhilong?" Lord Wei wanted to save face, his lips secretly squirmed, and he asked the fat man sitting opposite him for advice.

"A star in South Korea, from a big stick group, seems to be called 'Big Stick'!" The fat man replied with less certainty.

"Awesome your sister, that word pronounces 'do', BanPick's Ban, it's really a turtle, I can't stand you." Erzhu has a rare opportunity to count others on such an occasion, and naturally he will not let it go.

The girls sang better than the other, but it's a pity that the songs are more nerve-wracking than the other, and the group of tomb robbers in the 203 dormitory who are out of touch with the times really can't keep up with the rhythm of the post-95s.

"Hey, fatty, I think...... We seem to be really old. Fang Yan raised his glass to the brothers and sighed deeply.

"yes, it's really old. In a few years, if a girl calls us uncle, we can only admit it obediently. "So, in order to keep up with the fresh blood of the times, I have decided to bring you to this kind of place often in the future!" ”

Lord Wei buried his head in Sister Jiao's fragrant shoulders, thinking about how old Sister Jiao was, as a peer, she should be able to have a common topic, right?

As a result, I happened to see her mobile phone screen, and her WeChat nickname was sentenced to death on the spot - [Lu Han, my husband (red lip symbol) + (pout symbol)]

……

"Forget it, we're here tonight."

"Counting the drinks, a total of thirty-eight thousand, it hurts to think about it, no matter what, I have to go to the grave in person after a while, and touch a few more treasures to make up for my spiritual trauma."

"The girl who spends her own money, she will play with me while crying."

……

Lord Wei lit a cigarette and sighed leisurely: "Suddenly, I feel that the wildflowers on the side of the road may not be better than the one at home." ”

"What? Missed her? Fang Yan felt that this soldier still had a little conscience, but seeing that his right hand was still not honestly rubbing on Sister Jiao's fat/buttocks, he immediately withdrew his thoughts just now.

I don't know if it's the telepathy of both couples, or the woman's sixth sense is really domineering, someone's iPhone rings suddenly.

There is only one person in the 203 bedroom who uses apples, and it is Lord Wei.

He looked at the screen casually, his face changed drastically, and he hurriedly removed Sister Jiao from his lap, and at the same time pushed away the summer and love who hugged left and right.

"Shhh......h Don't even speak! The song is paused first! ”

The bell continued to ring, and the four people in the dormitory knew that every second of delay in answering the phone doubled the level of suspicion and the crime.

Erzhu directly unplugged the jukebox as quickly as possible, and the box forcibly fell into silence, but it was a tense and unbearable dead silence.

Sure that everyone would never make a single sound, Lord Wei answered the phone and was disgusted as soon as he came up:

"Hey, honey, miss me again? Yes? Oh, I'm eating with them? Yes? Where to eat? It's not the old place, drink some wine and sing. Unbelief? Then why don't I ask Emperor Yan to say a few words to you? ”

Me again?

Fang Yan was full of black lines, and every time he came forward to block the gun.

Everyone knows that Lord Wei, an amorous wanderer, is messing with flowers and grass everywhere, but there is still one person in this world who can cure him, and it is the "Shadow Lady" who is also in the Sky Stealing Squad.

Since there is a "lady" in the title, Cao Ying is naturally a married woman, although she is not married, she is already Wei Jian's prospective daughter-in-law.

Lord Wei often goes out to wave and will be investigated, at the beginning it was Erzhu who helped round the field, but Erzhu is not good at lying, he often deceives and cheats, and the fat man and Wei Jian are the same dog, and the only thing that Mrs. Ying can trust is Emperor Yan.

The other end of the phone asked a few words calmly, and I didn't know what to say, but I saw Lord Wei hanging up the phone with a bitter face:

"Boss, I blew up!"

"What's wrong?"

"Xiaoying asked us where we were eating, and she would come over for a drink with you in thirty minutes."

"You idiot, why do you say you're eating? Isn't it okay in the dormitory? Lin Fatzi said angrily.

"You forgot? Last time I said it was in the dorm room, and she ended up downstairs. Let me go down, I exploded directly to my mother. Lord Wei's eyes flickered, and he was in a hurry, but he was not desperate, because the last life-saving straw was in front of him, and he was firmly grasped by Fang Yan, and he bowed respectfully and said:

"Almighty boss, help, I'll kneel for you."

"I'm all dressed, the fat man goes to check out, and Erzhu goes out to call a taxi, it's still the old place...... Hurry up, still touching? Touch your sister, withdraw ......" Fang Yan broke free from the crook of his first love's sticky arm, flipping through the phone address book while dressing up, "I shouldn't have come out tonight." It's so drunk to have you roommates......"

It is not the first time that a similar script of "Thirty Minutes Later" has been staged, otherwise Lord Wei would not have pinned his hopes on Fang Yan.

It was about last winter, and Lord Wei suddenly called back to the bedroom in the evening, saying that Mrs. Ying would go to the hotel to check the post an hour later.

How difficult it is to tell a lie and get back, especially when this pig who was wandering alone outside actually pulled out: "Eat with three roommates." ”

But at that time, Fang Yan was in the dormitory, the fat man was in the Internet café, and Erzhu was helping her repair the computer in a girl's rental room.

Rao is a hellish difficult task, Fang Yan finally completed the rescue style, and the four people in a different place magically appeared on the wine table, and seemed to be drinking to the fullest.

……

"Hey, Boss Zhang? Yes, it's me again! Troublesome execution of urgent tasks - anti-check post A plan! ”

Walking out of the gate of Languifang, Fang Yan found a slightly quieter corner and dialed the phone number of the boss of the "Spring Hotel":

"Yes, yes, yes, it's still that box, a place of beer bottles, eight dishes and three soups on the table, all made to eat for 50 minutes, yes, four ashtrays, two with ash, two empty, and more than 20 cigarette farts that are not very clean...... Yes, we want four sets of clean shirts for us to change, and today we have to take a shower, and now we have a lot of women's perfume smells on us......"

Fang Yan spoke very quickly, and methodically commanded this anti-inspection operation remotely.

Suddenly, the phone vibrated violently, and at the top of the call interface, a text message floated horizontally:

"Yan'er, if it's convenient, hurry up and video with me, I found the first Dragon Seeking Silver Coin!"