Chapter 57: The Rotten Old Lady Bag

Everyone was surprised, including me, who thought that the youngest son Tusuo would be more scared, but they didn't expect him to be the most daring. The village chief was very satisfied: "Zhao Lao Er, it's still your soil lock that is the most promising, and none of those four guys will say that they are bold and bloody in the future, it's a shame." ”

I took out the packet of powder, Mr. Bao took out the small bowl and a bottle of Nongfu Spring prepared in advance, poured the powder into the bowl, poured it into the mineral water, stirred it with chopsticks, and was just about to drink it, when he suddenly remembered what Lao Xie said. This old fox is extremely cunning by nature, and his words are very watery, especially this kind of spitting and spitting, there must be something greasy in it. I rolled my eyes and beckoned Mr. Bao to drink the water.

Mr. Bao was very surprised, and Ms. Bao also came over: "Brother Tian, what kind of water is this, and what is the use of drinking it?" ”

I said solemnly: "This is spiritual water, only the old lady's relatives drink it is useful, I still have to chant the mantra here, drink it quickly, it will be twelve o'clock soon." ”

Mr. Bao had no choice but to raise his head and drink the water. I watched him nervously, not knowing what was going to happen. After five minutes, Mr. Bao didn't have anything to do, and everyone looked at me, as if waiting for my answer. I coughed a few times, pretended to be confident, and sat on the stone next to me and waited.

After a few more minutes, Mr. Bao's eyes suddenly lit up, his expression was surprised, and he seemed to see something incredible. Ms. Bao asked, "What's wrong with you?" Mr. Bao didn't answer, turned his head to look around, looking very excited, and at the same time pointed here and there with his finger, opened his mouth wide as if to sigh, but didn't say a word.

Just when everyone was puzzled, Mr. Bao saw the coffin in the pit, so he walked over with a lot of energy, stretched out his hand to help the upper body of Mrs. Bao's body sit up, and hugged her hands upwards to make Mrs. Bao become a standing position. While holding the corpse, Mr. Bao turned around, squatted slightly, and lifted Mrs. Bao's arms over her shoulders with both hands, and carried the corpse on her back.

"Husband, what are you going to do?" Ms. Bao's face turned pale with fright. Not only her, but all of us had their hair standing on end, and the golden locks that had diarrhea over there and the brass locks that were lying on the ground to convuls.

Mr. Bao walked around the grave with a smile while carrying his mother's corpse, and said as he walked: "Mom, look how beautiful this building is, and there are geese on it!" ”

Tusuo asked, "Dad, what is my brother doing here?" Mr. Bao's second uncle opened his mouth wide and couldn't speak at all.

Mr. Bao continued to carry the corpse in a circle, and said in his mouth: "Mom, let's go upstairs now, you see so many jewels, all of them are pearls and jade, and your eyes are almost blind." "In everyone's stunned effort, I wondered when the mantra would work? But I couldn't wait like this, and I didn't know when Mr. Bao's strange actions would end, so I began to whisper the mantra.

After reciting the mantra repeatedly, Mr. Bao's expression became grim: "Mom, don't be angry, those two have already left, the wedding they held a few days ago is pompous!" Don't you see, that...... Mom, don't you believe me? Really, I didn't lie to you! I continued to read it, and at the end of the second time, Mr. Bao's speed began to increase, and at the same time, there was a faint smell in the air.

Mr. Bao gasped and said, "Mom, you can watch TV whenever you want in the future, and go downstairs to walk the dog if you want, no one will say anything about you, don't scold me, okay?" Mom, don't pinch me, it hurts! ”

I started to read it a third time, and Mr. Bao Bao walked faster and faster, and several times his feet slipped and he almost fell into the grave. Ms. Bao watched with concern, screaming from time to time. Mr. Bao shouted angrily, "Mom, what did you say? That guy seduces my wife? When was this? The night I went out to play mahjong? Good boy, when I see him again, I'm going to kill him! "I had just finished reciting the mantra for the third time, and when I heard what Mr. Bao said, I was so frightened that my soul was gone, and Ms. Bao looked at me with a weak expression on her face.

Suddenly, Mrs. Bao's body slipped down from Mr. Bao's back, but her arms were still around Mr. Bao's neck, and the strong smell of corpses came, and we were all about to vomit, so we hurriedly put on our masks.

"Rotten, rotten! Dad, look! Tusuo was wearing a mask and pointed to the body of the old lady. A few flashlights shone past, and everyone was surprised to see that Mrs. Bao's body was actually highly decomposed, and the bones and flesh were separated.

Over there, Mr. Bao was still holding the old lady's two rotten arms and running hard, I hurriedly gestured to his two uncles, and the village chief also said, "Hurry up and pull him back for me!" ”

The brass lock and the silver lock became bolder, and they stepped forward together with the earth lock, and the copper lock and the silver lock stopped Mr. Bao and hugged him, and the earth lock reached out to grab the two arms. Unexpectedly, the arm was already rotten, and when he pulled it hard, even the belt meat came down, and the bones of the forearm and palm were still pulled by Mr. Bao, like a pig's trotter stewed to a crisp and boneless bone.

Tusuo hurriedly threw away the rotten meat, and couldn't help but feel a little like throwing up. Mr. Bao's strength suddenly increased, and the two strong men couldn't stop him, and the village chief shouted: "Find a rope and tie him hand and foot!" ”

The village accountant hurriedly took out a bundle of hemp rope from the jeep and threw it to the silver lock, and several people worked together to cut Mr. Bao's hands behind his back like a pig, and tied his hands and feet firmly. Mr. Bao was tied up and lying on the ground, smiling, his body stretched out, as if he was still trotting.

The rest of the things are much easier, I asked the earth lock to take out the spirit charm, and then everyone collected the remains of Mrs. Bao, put it back in the coffin and nailed the lid, and prepared to return to the ancestral tomb the next day and be buried with Mr. Bao.

That night, Mr. Bao was babbling endlessly, and Ms. Bao begged me for fear that he would suffer from mental illness from now on. I called Lao Xie, and Lao Xie was surprised to hear that I had given the victim the powdered water to drink, and asked me why I didn't drink it.

I didn't say politely, I just said that I couldn't believe you, and you didn't tell me what the powder was, what the effect was, and what the consequences were, I didn't dare to drink it. Lao Xie smiled: "Brother Tian, you have cooperated with Fang Gang for too long, and you don't trust people like him." Let's be honest with you, the powder was carefully prepared by Master Azan, called bardo powder, and the formula is very complicated, including Indian poisonous fly umbrellas, ashes of the deceased, and dozens of pollen. People will hallucinate when they drink it, and the three souls and seven spirits are temporarily free from the body, which can be seen by the yin spirits, so that it is easier to communicate with the ghosts. ”

"How can I get back to normal?" That's what I care about the most.

Lao Xie said: "Let him put on that spirit attraction, and he will be fine after seven days, but he can't eat any meat in these seven days." "I put on the spirit charm for Mr. Bao according to his words, and told Ms. Bao not to worry, it's nothing serious.

Mr. Bao's uncle obviously didn't trust me very much, and when he saw his nephew's appearance, he was probably worried that he would not recover, so he insisted on staying in the village for a few more days. In the past seven days, the people in the village have entertained me with big fish and meat every day, and I have gained at least seven or eight pounds. Seven days later, Mr. Bao gradually returned to normal consciousness, and Ms. Bao and the rest of her hearts were relieved.

On the day of Mrs. Bao's burial, almost the whole village came, and hundreds of people witnessed this important event.

Anyway, the matter was finally settled, and the three of us drove back to Dalian. According to the agreement, the couple had to pay me the remaining 20,000 yuan, and Mr. Bao drove the car directly to the bank, saying that he would send me back to the train station. I am very happy in my heart, doing the Buddha card business, the most exciting and addictive, is at this time.

Because the seat belt of the co-driver of the car was broken, Ms. Bao sat in the back seat with me. She was wearing tight pants, and when she was about to get to the bank, somehow, I suddenly felt that Ms. Bao's thighs wrapped in her pants were very sexy, so I reached out and touched them. Ms. Bao was frightened, and quickly took my hand away, looking nervously at Mr. Bao who was driving.

Fortunately, he didn't pay attention, and Ms. Bao glared at me with her eyes, signaling me not to do this. In fact, my heart was beating faster, and the movements just now were completely out of my control, and I secretly prayed in my heart that this business was about to be paid, but don't get sick at this time, otherwise it won't end.