Chapter 37: The Barbershop Without a Barber
This is the end of the story, and there is a commentary below-
"Although the ghost immortal is not an orthodox immortal, it is also an immortal body, and it can be free from the nine heavens. Cultivating ghosts and immortals can be done by both humans and animals, but the premise is that it must be a ghost, and you must know the method of cultivation, otherwise you will fall into the demon path and be reincarnated in pain forever. ”
After reading this story, I let out a long sigh, how do I think I have heard it somewhere.
Oh! I suddenly remembered the legend of the immortal man of the Ming Dynasty that Hu San once told me, could it be that he was talking about the same person, and the immortal man that Hu San said was Chunsheng?
The legend that Hu San said said that there was an old Taoist who died in the temple after seeing the immortal, so that the old Taoist did not die, but forcibly attached his soul to Chunsheng, and the old Tao's body naturally became a corpse.
And the strange human bones of the people in the temple, which were born in Chunsheng? Is there such a strange thing in the world?
It's not surprising that I think about it again, isn't it a miracle that I can crawl out of a tomb after hundreds of years of death, and I sometimes think I'm dreaming.
I thought of the monster skeleton in the mysterious mansion again, and the old Dao Gu, could it be that she is also cultivating ghosts and immortals, I don't know if the current old Dao Gu is still Xiaolian's mother, thinking of this, I can't help but worry about Xiao Lian again.
I looked down again, except for a few legends, the rest seemed to be some scriptures, the first volume was "Taishang Laojun said Changqing Jingjing." ”
"The avenue is nameless, and the world of fertility is born; The avenue is ruthless, running the sun and the moon; The avenue is nameless, and all things are nourished for a long time......"
I didn't understand anything about these things, and I stopped and flipped through them, good fellow, and the rest are scriptures. Master said that there are ways to turn me into a normal person in this book, and I don't have any hope in this way.
"Why?" Hu San walked in from outside.
"Oh, I'll read the book!" I told Hu San what I had just seen in the book.
He was also stunned when he heard this, "Could it be that the legendary immortal is Chunsheng?" "He and I went together.
We discussed it for a while to no avail, and Hu San continued to play his game.
I stayed at home for two days, and I was safe, but I couldn't calm down in my heart, and I kept thinking about Xiaolian, the most important thing was to worry about her safety, and I was afraid that the old Taoist aunt would harm her.
Seeing that today is Wednesday, I was thinking about whether to meet Xiaolian on Saturday, to be honest, I was so nervous when I saw her that I couldn't speak.
I looked in the mirror, alas, a handsome guy, at this time my face was blue and green, like oil paint on the face of a soldier, and then look at my hair has grown again, strange, why does my hair grow so fast?
"I want to cut my hair, will you go?" I asked Hu San.
Hu San didn't reply to the game, "Come on, I'll cut it again and become bald." ”
I put on my mask and walked out of the house by myself, it was almost dusk, the street lights were already on, and rows of cars were slowly moving like long queues, and the road was crowded and bustling.
I went to the place where I cut my hair last time, but I found that the shop was closed, and I don't know if it was closed or yellow.
I followed the road again to look for a barbershop, but I couldn't find it for a long time. But that's okay, it's good to go shopping.
Although I am already familiar with the world, I always see something new every time I go shopping. Think about the era when I was born, there was nothing, and now compared to Zhilai, it is simply a heaven and a earth. Alas! Did people at that time have imagined that the world would become so colorful hundreds of years later?
It would be nice if my parents could come here, and I feel sad to think of them.
Before I knew it, I had walked far away, and I saw a street in front of me that was actually pink, so beautiful, and I unconsciously walked into the street.
Wow! It seems that there are all barber shops here, so why are so many barber shops concentrated here! And those stores are full of beautiful women, wearing less than the other, so it's not tempting. This made me suddenly have some men's **, thinking that I was still a boy in the past 20 years, and I haven't touched a woman yet!
At first, when Master said that I am now half of the dead, I thought that I could no longer do the things of men and women, but then I felt that I was stronger than before, which made me feel a lot more relieved.
I found a relatively large barber shop and walked in, in fact, it didn't matter how big it was, the key was that the girl at the door was the most beautiful and the most cheerful.
When I walked into the shop, I was dumbfounded, the barber shop where I cut my hair last time was not like this, I saw that there were only a few sofas in the shop, and there were scantily clad beauties sitting on them, but there were no haircut tools, so strange.
"Ouch boss, please inside!" A sexy big-breasted beauty stepped forward and grabbed my hand and pulled it straight in, I said to myself, what is this trouble, is it difficult to reason that the hair room is inside?
When I turned left and right with her and walked into a room, there was only one bed here, and it didn't look like a barber room, which was strange.
I was in a daze, and the big-breasted beauty spoke, "Boss, what kind of massage should I do?" ”
Massage? What does that mean?
"I, I'm here to cut my hair!" I said in a hesitant manner.
I was so happy to hear the girl giggle and laugh, and I looked at her in amazement.
"Don't pretend, boss, I don't have time to tease you!"
"I don't understand what it means!"
At this time, she looked at me like a fool, "Boss, if you don't do it, hurry up." ”
"Girl, I'm here to cut my hair!" Again, I declare my intentions.
"Boss, this is a troublemaker!" The big-breasted beauty picked up her handbag and walked towards the door angrily.
"Who is making trouble!" A rough man's voice came, and before the words could be spoken, a burly man, half a head taller than me, walked in, and looked at this frame to fight me.
Thinking of this, I laughed secretly in my heart, don't look at you growing so tall, I can kill you with one punch, but it's better not to fight or not to fight, according to Hu San, if you are caught by the official in the fight, you have to be put in prison, alas, if you can bear it, you can bear it.
I laughed and said, "This big brother, I'm just here to get a haircut, I thought you were here for a barbershop!" ”
"**Isn't it fishing?' As he spoke, he pushed me, of course, how could he push me with these two blows.
When he saw that I didn't move, he was stunned for a moment, "Yo, I have some ability!" "As he spoke, he swung his fist and hit me!
Alas! I said in my heart that it is really difficult to be an honest person in this era, if you tolerate him, he will bully you.
I shot like lightning, grabbed his wrist, pinched him lightly, couldn't stand it, and screamed like a pig, "Ouch, big brother spare life, big brother spare life!" ”