Chapter 25
After listening to Zhu Wenshu's words, Bai Yongliang became embarrassed. There are all kinds of spices here, and there are many kinds of dishes, so he can't make everything, so he has to choose some.
"Otherwise, you can close your eyes and point, and I will do whatever you point. What do you think? Bai Yongliang scratched his head, and finally came up with an idea and said it.
"It's a good method, you don't have to use your brains. I hate thinking about it the most. It's weird and tiring. Oh, no, there are some things I can't eat. Zhu Wenshu happily agreed at first, but immediately felt depressed again.
"What can't you eat?" Bai Yongliang asked suspiciously.
"I can't remember. Well, when I think about it, there seems to be sugar cane, watermelon, cantaloupe, grapes, yes, and whatever, a whole bunch of them. Zhu Wenshu thought for a while and counted with her fingers.
Her serious look is really cute. It stands to reason that the immortals should have seen through the red dust and cut off the seven emotions and six desires, but Bai Yongliang's heart still stirred up a trace of ripples.
Bai Yongliang comes from rootless water, obtained the Tao from the light of the divine sun, and already has the great love of the world and loves all sentient beings. It should not be confined to one grass and one tree, one time and one place, and it is impossible to infinitely magnify love for a person.
Bai Yongliang began to wonder, could it be that he had lost his mana and was really bound by the body of this virtual identity? How else could I be so fond of a mortal woman?
Thinking of this, Bai Yongliang was startled. You can't really have this kind of affection for this mortal, right? This will kill the gods.
Bai Yongliang didn't dare to think about it anymore, and quickly took his eyes off Zhu Wenshu's body. Pretend to be checking vegetables. He took two deep breaths, and then suppressed his throbbing heart.
"You seem to be talking about melons and fruits. Now we're going to cook. By the way, you're talking about things that are high in sugar. Can't you eat foods that are high in sugar? Bai Yongliang suddenly realized.
"Yes, yes, yes, you can't eat foods that are too high in sugar. There are also those that cannot be eaten too salty. You can't stay in the sun for too long, you can't be in front of the computer screen for a long time, and you can't answer your phone for a long time. Zhu Wenshu remembered a lot of taboos in one breath.
"Where did you come from, can't you get so much? Now just wondering what you can't eat. By the way, why do you have so many taboos? Although Bai Yongliang was a little impatient, he didn't forget to ask more.
"I don't know. Anyway, I knew that I would get dizzy when I looked at the computer for a long time. It's the same with phone calls. It's okay to call the landline, you can do it for as long as you want. So I have a phone in my house. Zhu Wenshu said with a smile.
Zhu Wenshu couldn't tell how she trusted this stranger so much, they had only known each other for less than two hours.
Zhu Wenshu wanted to tell him anything, and even his own secrets, he didn't want to avoid him. I feel that the person standing in front of me is like a big brother who I have known for many years.
"If you have time, call my landline. I leave work on time every day and get home at 6 o'clock. I'm going home on the weekend, so I can't answer the phone on the weekend. Zhu Wenshu added.
"What's the call, I'll live here from now on. When we have nothing to do, we can watch TV together in the living room. Good no good. Bai Yongliang said and scratched Zhu Wenshu's nose with his hand.
"Little light, you little rabbit cub, eat my treasure light again, see if I don't break your ass." Although the electric mother was so frightened, she did not strike the lightning, she knew that these lightning bolts had no effect on the white photon at all, but instead became his small snack.
"Hehe, how did I forget about your little thing. Come on you. Lei Gong seemed to see hope, and took out a single-sided drum and buckled it on Bai Guangzi's body.
Lei Gong pounced and grabbed the white light from the drum, pinched it in his hand, and said with a smile: "Now you don't have to be afraid of that old woman." Little Photon, I'm going to train you into an armor to defend against lightning, you have to be obedient. ”
"Brother Yun save me, Brother Yun hurry up and save me, I'll give you two cans of bath gel, ah, no, three cans" The white light cluster screamed for help.
"I don't want that thing of yours, you can keep it for yourself. I'm not unusual. It's not that he doesn't want to save him, after all, they have been dependent on each other for so many years, although the two little immortals are always fighting each other, this feeling of sympathy is still difficult to give up. Lei Gong is the ancestor of his grandfather's generation, how can a little Yunzi deal with it.
"Hehe, it's useless to beg anyone, you just go from it, who let the master take a fancy to you. Don't worry, I'm going to make you look good. Guaranteed to be more handsome than the Red Cloud Armor on my body. By the way, don't waste your bath gel. As he spoke, Lei Gong groped around the body of the white light cluster.
"Hehe," Bai Guangzi was tickled by Lei Gong, and he couldn't help laughing with a crying face, and this feeling of crying and laughing made his tears squeeze out. "Grandpa Lei, let me go, I'm willing to hand over the shower gel, I can help you get more, it's good for you to keep me, hehe, don't look for it, I'm afraid of itching, I didn't bring the bath gel with me."
Lei Gong ignored Bai Guangzi's plea for mercy and continued to search, but he couldn't find it, so he simply twisted Bai Guangzi in his hand. The white photon does not have a fixed form and can be transformed into any shape, but his body can be compressed. Lei Gong knew Bai Guangzi's housekeeping skills, and felt that it was possible for him to turn the bath liquid into a part of his body, and he could squeeze out the bath liquid with this dry twisting method.
However, he spent a long time, but he still didn't find half a drop of shower gel, but two morning dew fell. The two morning dews have not yet been fully formed, but they already have some organs, and the two big eyes stared at the ugly and old face of this Lei Gong in a blink of an eye, and made a faint voice: "Mom." ”
was called mom by these two little things, and Lei Gong was jumped. These two little guys are very cute, and their feelings have just been brewed into life. The two little ones recognized that the first thing they saw when they opened their eyes was their mother.
"Old guy, I spent a lot of essence to cultivate them, and you actually took them away, I fought with you." The white light suddenly erupted with a ray of essence, piercing Lei Gong's eyes and leaving.
The distance was too close, Lei Gong didn't expect that Bai Guangn would burn the essence at all, and made a desperate blow, he was stabbed in the eye by the essence, covered his eyes with both hands, and let go of Bai Guangn.
As soon as Bai Guangzi got out, he immediately rolled up two morning dews and flashed into the Buddha Hall of Baita Temple again. Now he can't care about any heavenly rules, and it is important to escape. It's lunch time, the doors and windows of the Buddha Hall are open, and there are no mortals inside, only a few monks sitting on the main hall, but they are also drowsy, and they don't notice a white light around them. It may also be that the white photon has consumed a huge amount just now, and it is no longer so dazzling.
Zhu Wenshu is also very curious, why didn't she hide? Usually those boys are less than 30 centimeters away from her, and she will have negative emotions. What's going on today?
Bai Yongliang scratched himself, but he didn't feel disgusted, and even had a warm current flowing all over his body, and his whole body was comfortable. Zhu Wenshu didn't think much about it, anyway, this feeling is pretty good.
"yes, yes, it's great that you can live here." Zhu Wenshu clapped her hands while jumping, but then she wrinkled her little brows and asked, "But, but, this place is already full!" Where are you going to live? Don't you have to go home? ”
"Wherever I go, it's my home. Zhang Jiujiu's house is quite spacious, so I laid the floor in his house. It's not cold anyway. Hehe. Bai Yongliang said with a smile.
"That's right. Did Brother Najiu agree? Zhu Wenshu asked again.
"He'll definitely agree. After a while, I will add some good wine to ensure that Zhang Jiujiu likes it as soon as he drinks it, and as soon as he likes it, he will drink more, and if he drinks too much, he will get drunk. When he was drunk, he slept like a dead pig, so he didn't care about the extra person lying underground. Bai Yongliang said with a smug smile.
"You can also bartend, huh? You're amazing. It's a pity that I can't drink either. I also get dizzy when I drink. Zhu Wenshu said regretfully.
"Haha, you're really amusing me. Anyone who drinks is dizzy. Even the gods will get drunk if they drink too much, and they will naturally get dizzy when they are drunk. Bai Yongliang smiled and leaned back.
"Don't laugh at me! No wonder, grandpa, they just said that I was too young to drink, and that I could not drink until I was older. I should be able to drink it now that I'm older. I don't like that feeling though. Zhu Wenshu tilted her head and said.
"When did they tell you?" Bai Yongliang asked.
"When I was twelve, no, thirteen. That year, I saw that my grandfather liked to drink, so I stole a bottle from his wine cabinet. Then I don't like to drink anymore. That's when they told me. ”
"Twelve or thirteen is too young, and now you should be able to drink. How much did you drink at that time? Bai Yong nodded and said.
"I've drunk it all. Then I fell asleep behind the couch. They searched for a long time before they found me. I slept all day before I woke up. It was a really hard feeling. I really don't understand, why so many people like the feeling of dizziness? Zhu Wenshu said.
"My dear, you've drunk all the bottles? You were so young. You're a lot of alcohol. Fortunately, you didn't drink alcohol later, otherwise, you wouldn't be able to fight at all now. Bai Yongliang said with a smile.
Zhang Jiujiu clicked the upload button, then stretched his waist and said to himself: "It's finally finished, I'm really tired." Codewords are not fucking human work. ”
Zhang Jiujiu turned off the computer monitor, stood up and pushed the chair under the computer desk, walked out of the room, entered the kitchen, and saw that the two were still chatting there, and they didn't even turn on the gas hood.
"I said, for a long time, you two are just chatting? How many dishes have you made? I'm starving to death. Zhang Jiujiu asked knowingly.