"Do you want to find a hammer!"

Seeing Ren Song throwing the spirit official evil talisman on the ground, the distressed old liar Zhang Fengchao picked up the talisman from the ground in a panic, and scolded angrily: "This talisman is obtained by the Nine Crazy Patriarchs from the secret biography of the Lingxiao King Lingguan, and there is a twelve-character induction scripture of the Lingguan on it, written in the hundred ghosts and green Yujin, so slow, I see that your baby's heavenly calamity has been long!" ”

"What do you mean?" Look at this cousin of the rice bucket respectfully put the talisman on the table, kowtowing and composing, but bluffing this cowardice. A little weakly asked.

Finally, after three bows and nine knocks, he invited the talisman from the table, and held it respectfully with both hands, the old liar saw that Ren Song was still confused, and his triangular eyes glared: "Wang Lingguan!" Don't you know? That's not a good-tempered person, when Sa Shoujian burned his temple, this wicked man made trouble in the Lingxiao Hall on the spot, and fought a lawsuit with Sa Zhenjun's teacher Zhang Tianshi for a few days, and the Jade Emperor was troubled, so he gave him a golden whip and asked him to catch the mistakes of Nasa Zhenjun himself. As long as any misdeeds are caught, the cultivation of the surname Sa will be abolished. As a result, he stared at others for twelve years, and the frightened Sazu Master didn't even dare to sleep and talk in his sleep. For fear of getting caught, the practice of a lifetime will turn into water. ”

"Isn't it a god? Why are you so careful? Sun Qiuhong, who was on the side, listened to it interestingly, and couldn't help but interject: "This spirit official's temper is too bad, right?" ”

Glancing at the novelty little girl next to her, the old liar waved his hand and said: "Don't say nonsense, Wang Lingguan is no better than ordinary gods, although he has a bad temper, but his ability is really high, when Sun Dasheng made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, came out of the old Jun Dan furnace, and fought all over the heavenly court invincible, only this Lingguan fought with him on a chess and drum, and waited until the Buddha ......."

"Hey...... Ay...... Cousin, are you mistaken? Sun Wukong is making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, no heavenly general can stop it, right? Li Jing's pagoda has been blown up, and the Jade Emperor is under the table, how can there be a Wang Lingguan? The cowards on the side didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and then opened his mouth to correct the way. Joke! We don't know Wang Lingguan or anything, we are more familiar with "Journey to the West" than anyone else!

"That's a TV series!" With a pair of triangular eyes, the cousin opposite shook his head and said, "I remember that your baby is also a college student, have you read all the books in the dog's belly?" ”

"Huh!" The cowardly on the other side heard the words, and recalled a little, as if what he just said was really the plot in the TV series, and smiled at the moment, and saw that the little red girl next to him was also full of smiles in his eyes, and immediately changed the topic with a smile: "Then there is no need to be so surprised, that Wang Lingguan is in the sky, and he can't see ......."

"Hey, hey, hey......" Ren Song didn't speak, but his cousin, who was holding the yellow talisman's rice bucket, laughed darkly: "Originally, that Lingguan has a lot of things to do in the sky, and it is estimated that he can't take care of our dignified, but, hehehe, the twelve-character Lingguan Induction Sutra written on this yellow talisman is like the doppelganger of that god...... Hey, hey, hey! He wanted to scare Ren Song, so he just laughed later, but didn't speak, and only held the yellow talisman back and forth in front of this coward.

"Whew!" When the yellow talisman was sent to his eyes again, Ren Song, who was still smirking, changed color again, screamed, and hid behind Sun Qiuhong next to him, only to tremble with fright. This time, the strokes of all the characters on the yellow talisman were no longer elephant dragons, but turned into real living dragons, and at the moment when the talisman paper moved back and forth in front of him, this coward only felt that he was suddenly caught by the golden dragon that was transformed by the group of character strokes in the talisman.

In just a moment, he had been divided into hundreds by the group of golden dragons, and the pain of shattering his body made it unbearable for this coward, and with a loud shout, he jumped behind Sun Qiuhong.

"What is this baby doing? Why is the temperament getting more and more raked! Even if Wang Lingguan is guilty, how can he be scared like this? Some surprise his reaction, seeing that the baby's whole body was shaking, the old liar's cousin said with some tears and laughter: "Isn't it just to tease you to play a trick, so unteased......" While saying, he looked down at the yellow charm in his hand.

I just looked at it halfway, but I looked up sharply and said, "Ouch! Why did I forget about this! After that, he respectfully looked at the yellow charm and slapped it with one palm. Fang folded the talisman and put it in the briefcase, then turned his head and said: "Although the ghost Yiwa has cultivated the ghost fairy, it has not yet become a positive result, this talisman is called to ward off evil spirits, and you are now a kind of evil sect, no wonder, but you really have to think of a way!" ”

Frowning a pair of upside-down eyebrows, the old liar walked around the house a few times, and a pair of young men and women next to him looked at him stupidly, I don't know why he was so enthusiastic, Ren Song faintly felt bad in his heart, but he was afraid that he would be unlucky again.

"Hey, hey! There's a way! The coward was secretly worried, but when he saw that the cousin of the rice bucket suddenly laughed strangely, he took out a yellow frame from his briefcase, took out a pen and wrote a few words, and put it on the table. Turn around and open the door and run outside.

Leaving the two people in the room inexplicably wonderful, Sun Qiuhong leaned over to the yellow mount to look, but saw that the words "Ren's Song Spiritual Position" were written on it, but it turned out to be a paper spirit card. Glancing at Ren Song who came over, he didn't know what the old liar was doing, this coward frowned and looked at the words on the yellow paper, and the little girl next to him looked gloomy, and was about to open her mouth to persuade her, but saw the little old man push the door and walked in, holding a honeycomb cinder in his hand.

"There's just a bunch downstairs, hey, hey!" Inside, the old liar said with a grin. Seeing that the two young men and women were looking at him, he pretended to smile mysteriously and put the cinder in front of the spirit card.

"Hey!" The strange girl on the side couldn't help but be anxious, so dirty honeycomb cinders were actually placed on the table, she couldn't help but be angry, and she couldn't help but be angry when she loved being clean, and didn't wait for the little girl to open her mouth to scold, but saw that the cousin of the Zhang family took out a pair of candles and lit them and inserted them in the cinder eyes, and then took three incense sticks and inserted them into the cinders in turn. Ren Song next to him already understood that he had made a simple incense burner out of this cinder.

I remember that every July and a half, my mother had to burn paper for my grandparents, but the cemetery was in my hometown in Haixian County, and it was very inconvenient to go back. So he would find a piece of cinder to make an incense burner, and take him and his sister to draw a circle with white ash at a nearby crossroads, burn incense and burn paper.

"What are you doing! Such a dirty cinder! Sun Qiuhong next to him stood up and wanted to take down the honeycomb cinders, but was pulled away by the old liar, and said with a smile: "It's dirty, just go back and buy an incense burner yourself, girl, I'm here for your family Ren Song's cultivation faster, so that you can get out of the ghost path as soon as possible, you don't have to be kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs!" ”

"What is out of the way?" The little girl was shocked when she heard this.

"Although he is now a ghost fairy in name, he is a ghost, and he doesn't have half of the immortal posture, I will first set up a spiritual position for him, so that he can obtain merit and wishing power, and then pass on a Buddhist vow, so that the ghost qi is eliminated, and he is not afraid of the words on the talisman." The old liar Zhang Fengchao has become a god again at this time. glanced at the girl and said, "If you want him to get rid of the ghost path as soon as possible and become a husband and wife with you, hurry up and kowtow to the spiritual position!" ”

"Really?" While asking with a puzzled face, the girl still couldn't help but bow to the spiritual position, and I have to say that the lethality of the little old man's words just now is really not small.

"Kowtow more, talk less!" At this time, the old liar looked like a magic stick, and shouted awkwardly. Fu took out a few yellow talismans, and there were words in his mouth, but he couldn't understand a word, but the tone was a bit like a Buddhist chanting. I saw him dancing for a long time, but he suddenly turned his head and waved at Ren Song's handle: "You ghost baby!" What are you doing with the pestle that you don't have to do there? ”

"Huh?" The cowardly next to him was a little confused, but he heard the cousin of the rice bucket continue: "This time, my cousin really helped you, this favor, if you don't return the baby, you are really going to be struck by lightning." I don't know how much this spell will cut me, so why don't you hurry up and make a wish! ”

Hearing him say the word "favor", Ren Song was a spirit, although he didn't get along with this cousin for a long time, he could see that he was by no means that kind of philanthropist, he hesitated for a long time, and still asked: "That cousin?" How can you repay the favor this time? ”

"What?" The old liar was stunned.

"If you don't tell the truth, I really won't help!" The more I think about it, the more angry I become, last time I was calculated by this old guy, and even Xiaohongmei almost got in, if I hadn't blown the suona at the end, I don't know what the result was. This time, no matter what, you have to ask clearly, you can't get on the thief ship again. A few days ago, when he was caught by the fox demon to find the iron steamed bun, he also heard him talk about a lot of rules in the alien world.

Among them, the word "letter" is a heavenly rule that heterogeneous people must abide by, debts must be repaid, promises must be fulfilled, favors must be repaid, and promises must be done. Otherwise, the words "struck by lightning" are really not a joke in the mortal world.

And this favor can be regarded as a kind of favor, if you really accept the benefits of this cousin and don't repay it, maybe you will really go out and be thunderous.

Seeing Ren Song's serious expression, the old liar first laughed a few times, and before he could speak, he saw that the cowardly had already pulled up Sun Qiuhong, who was kowtowing next to him, and reached out again to pull out the three incense sticks on the simple incense burner......

"Wait...... This devil baby, why is he so anxious! Seeing that he was serious, the little old man hurriedly snatched the incense, and then complained: "It's not the reincarnation of the hairy-faced beast, just say that the hair is hairy!" Before he finished speaking, he saw that this coward's face was full of helplessness and he was about to move again, so he pulled him again, and then said to him: "Don't worry, don't worry, listen to me!" ”

The three-pillar incense stick that was snatched from Ren Song's hand was inserted into the incense burner again, and the old liar said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'll tell you the truth first, if you want to help, you can help, if you don't want to help, even if you don't want to help!" ”

Seeing Ren Song nodding, the little old man sat on the chair next to him and said, "Actually, it's not a big deal to look for you, don't worry...... Sit tight! As soon as he said a word, he saw the cowardly sitting on the edge of the bed jumping up again, and hurriedly yelled, before he continued: "It's to help a big boss catch a terrible ghost!" If this spirit official talisman wants to take effect, it has to be cultivated for more than a hundred years to draw out the divine power in it, your cousin and I can't do it, and your uncle and grandfather don't want to take care of it, so now I can only ask you for help! ”

Ren Song frowned when he heard this, remembering that when he was at this cousin's house, that uncle and grandfather, Mr. Zhang San, had already warned this cousin about this matter. Listening to the meaning of those words, these ghosts are not easy to mess with, this cousin really wants to find his own top bar!

Seeing Ren Song's reluctance, Zhang Fengchao knew what he was thinking, and hurriedly said: "Don't listen to what your uncle and grandfather said last time, he mainly thinks that I collect too much money from others and is unwilling to accumulate more yin virtue for the family, so he said this on purpose." But baby, you young people should know that this is a commercial society......" He said this, and saw that the cousin still looked incredulous. I know that it really can't be done.

At the moment, he brushed the goatee under his chin, this beard was still the way he learned from his father, although it was a little shorter, but he felt that it was somewhat like a fairy wind bone. I cleared my throat and listened to him continue: "I know that your baby is afraid of any more danger, but to tell you the truth, the most dangerous thing has passed......"

"What?" Ren Song on the other side said when he heard this.

"The real most dangerous thing is actually the Hundred Ghosts Green Yujin...... Alas, that's a long story. Afraid that this ghost will turn his face again, the old liar hurriedly said: "As long as you can get the green jade jin, you can write it as a spirit official evil talisman, as long as you have this talisman in your hand, no matter how powerful the evil demon is, you can't turn against the sky, remember the laurel fairy of the Holy Water Temple, it is one of the four demon immortals under the nine crazy ancestors, and it was broken by a group of red soldiers. ”

"What kind of evil charm is this!" The little girl on the side exclaimed with envy on her face.

"Of course!" The little old man smiled triumphantly: "This spell is the secret inheritance of our Lingguan Cliff, specially used to deal with thousand-year-old ghosts, 10,000-year-old demons, this kind of extraordinary goods!" ”

"Then the goods that Brother Ren Song is going to deal with this time, is it a thousand years or ten thousand years?" There was still envy and joy on her face, but the girl's question, no matter how she listened to it, was by no means a happy tone.

"Huh?" Zhang Fengchao on the side was choked up when he heard this, and he didn't know how to answer for a while. But I heard the little girl continue: "Uncle Zhang, you also said, this spell is not ordinary, and the ghost that the big boss encountered is not ordinary ferocious, you had better explain the ins and outs to us, otherwise even if Brother Ren Song agrees, I won't agree!" The girl smiled as she finished speaking.

"Hey! What a woken woman, she really pretends to be a cat and eats an elephant! The old liar looked at Sun Qiuhong's flower-like smile, and couldn't help but sigh, wishing to think that this girl didn't understand anything, as long as Ren Song's ghost baby was done, I never thought that this girl was not easy to coax.

It seems that you can only tell the truth, otherwise you really can't talk about these two.

Thinking of this, the little old man sighed, and continued: "This matter has to start from the time when the big boss was young......