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After the Dharma negotiator piloted the spaceship into that membrane, he was really relieved.

I felt that my throat was a little sore and a little itchy, so I couldn't help but clear my throat, and muttered with a smile: "This is a life, I just said that this method doesn't work, let me carry the virus, let people find out, and I almost can't come back." Thankfully, there's a dark matter barrier, otherwise ......"

"Ahem, ahem."

"Ahhh

Before he could finish speaking, the negotiator of Damo Star coughed violently, only to feel that his respiratory system had become extremely itchy.

"Why am I making such weird noises?"

He was a little surprised and said to himself, it was really strange in his heart, but he never knew that the human body would make such a cough cough sound.

They've never caught a cold, and they don't know what Earth babies will suffer when winter comes.

Coughing and coughing, the negotiator of Dharma Star felt as if his respiratory system was blocked, and he gasped violently: "Ahh ”

A mouthful of thick yellow phlegm spat out and sprayed it on the ship's operation screen.

The alien negotiators were stunned, and their hands touched the phlegm: "What is this?" ”

“……”

When I returned to Damoxing, I found that most of the people of Damoxing had already gathered in the largest square, as well as the staff.

This is an emergency moment for Damo, and the whole world is coming together, ready to fight back.

The supreme leader of Bodhidharma Star greeted him and got off the spaceship, sighing: "Don't be discouraged, you have done a good job. Although the virus plan did not succeed, your courage is worthy of our admiration. ”

The Bodhidharma agent held back the feeling of coughing, gritted his teeth and hugged the leader, and then took another kiss. Then he turned his head and kissed and hugged the officers of Damo Star in turn.

Just as he was about to speak and share his feelings about coming into contact with the people of the earth, the negotiator of Damo finally couldn't help it and coughed violently in front of trillions of people.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem. Ha-huh. ”

coughing and spitting, all stunned the people of Damoxing. Everyone watched him spit casually, spitting yellow liquid all over the table, and they didn't feel disgusted, only curious.

They don't feel sick because they haven't seen phlegm. Because their etiquette is kissing, and kissing is the exchange of bodily fluids......

"What's wrong with you?"

The Dharma Negotiator frowned, and said a little weakly: "I don't know, I feel itchy in my respiratory system." Also, my throat was dry and I felt nauseous and retching. There is always a mouthful of liquid in the throat that I can't spit out or swallow. ”

This is a symptom of chronic pharyngitis......

As he spoke, the Nasal voice of the Dharma Negotiator became heavier and heavier, and after a while, a sneeze, thick snot actually spurted out of his tiny nostrils......

One hour ago, the Dharma Negotiator had a high fever all over his body, and the whole person had fallen into a coma. Their medical department rushed him to the rescue pod for treatment.

In any case, it is impossible to know what the cause is.

It was only through analysis that I saw that his respiratory system had all become red. They don't know that it's called inflammation.

It was judged that perhaps it was this red congestion that caused the cough. But in any case, the root cause could not be found, and it was not known why his respiratory system was red.

Another hour later, the Damo agent died of fever. The doctor of the Bodhidharma people couldn't even find the cause of the disease, and he couldn't use first aid methods at all. And he hung up.

Colds, for aliens, are so terrible.

Finally, when several doctors also coughed to varying degrees, they were suddenly shocked, could this be infectious bacteria?

The negotiator's body was then immediately and completely dissected, meticulous laboratory tests were performed, and after the elimination method, a new unknown virus was found in his body.

"What kind of virus is this! There is a copy capability, a strong copy capability. ”

"It's a new virus, it's contagious. ，”

“……”

They don't know it, it's called a cold virus. And after the light energy is used by ****, using bodily fluids as the medium of transmission, it spreads to his body. The virus came into contact with the new environment in his body and mutated.

Therefore, it is called the seasonal influenza virus......

It is also commonly known as viral influenza.

This disease can't be cured by the Bodhidharma people.

You must drink 999 cold spirit granules, with two roxithromycin capsules, and a few licorice tablets. And Damostar does not sell these medicines......

When the medical staff of Damo Star found out that they also began to cough, their faces turned pale, and they knew that they were also infected with a terrifying and deadly virus.

The alarm was immediately sounded and the highest authorities were quickly reported.

"Isolation, request for speedy quarantine."

"Quickly isolate all those who come into contact with the negotiators."

"It was discovered that negotiators had brought back a new deadly virus from outer space, tentatively named the 'Qiang Qiang Qiang' virus."

"Personnel infected with the Qiang Qiang virus are characterized by making a clanging sound. Spit out thick liquids. Fever all over the body. Have no sting in it. The gaze is blank. Doze. Dizziness ......"

"Request quarantine now!"

“……”

Why is it called Qiang Qiang Virus for the time being? Because when it comes to naming a new type of thing, it's actually very hasty. When they find out that they are infected with the virus, their cough makes a sound similar to that of a clang. So it was named Qiang Qiang Qiang.

It's like the zombie virus on Earth before, who knows what the name of the new virus is, you can't give a standard. Since infection will turn into a zombie, it is called a zombie virus.

However, when the medical staff put themselves on isolation gowns and walked out, they found that it seemed that the whole world sounded the sound of "cough, cough, haha".

As far as the eye can see, on the Bodhidharma planet, it seems that there is a cough where there are people.

Everyone clutched their stomachs and bent over, coughing to death, and when they coughed, they fell to the ground and could not get up.

"It's over!"

When they saw the supreme leader lying on the ground, coughing weakly and continuously, the medical staff of Damoxing, who rescued the negotiators and tested for the virus, immediately knew that it was over.

Today is a big day, and all the Dharma stars are very nervous, and it is a day to fight to the death with others.

Most of them are gathered together, ready to fight at any time, ready to defend themselves against an invasion from the lower races.

At this time, the negotiator brought back the flu virus because of kissing with the light. Rapid spread, explosive spread, no one can stop the cold virus.

The nemesis of the cold virus is actually the immune system that comes with the people on earth. In fact, drugs can't do it, drugs can only make the human body's system stronger and more powerful, and they can't eliminate the cold virus, and they still have to rely on the body's own immunity to suppress it.

However, the people of Bodhidharma do not have this immune system at all. They don't have white blood cells in their bodies at all. In the absence of a cold buster, the cold virus is like a wild dog that has taken off the leash, and that guy can't get it back if he rushes out. One infects one, and two infects four......

Spread faster than the zombie virus. The zombie virus must also be transmitted by bodily fluids and blood in the first place.

But this cold, it's airborne, saliva-transmitted.

Everyone was coughing, and spittle was flying all over the sky. No matter how clever your scientific and technological means are, you don't know in advance, you don't prevent it in advance, and you can't stop it at all after the incident.

So, in this way, the lightener became a person who was disliked at both ends and secretly scolded at both ends.

The earthlings disgusted him, disgusted him and the aliens, and contracted alien AIDS.

And now, the Bodhidharma people are also afraid of him, disgusted with him, and hated him. Just because one person kissed him, the end of the entire Dharma Star came.

The lightener is caught in the middle, wanting to cry without tears. Both sides felt like a piece of, and both sides felt that he was poisoned all over his body.

Three hours later, Li Guan felt that the time was almost up, and praised the lightener in public: "You are the alien nemesis, you are very powerful, this time the invasion of Damo Star, the credit is mainly on you." ”

The Lightener sneered, not daring to answer. He is such a person who spreads the virus on both sides......

The Bodhidharma wanted to use him and spread the virus to him, but the Dharma Star was cheated by himself. What they didn't expect was that the vector host they were going to spread was itself a deadly virus......

I just wanted to contag unilaterally, but no one expected it to become a mutual infection. Hurt each other.

Doesn't it make people think of a story about a poisonous snake that bites a person who has been addicted to drugs for many years, and the person is fine, and the snake dies......

More than ten hours later, Bodhidharma was basically destroyed.

A kiss is the answer. That's not a joke. (To be continued.) )