I didn't write a testimonial on the shelf in the last book, and then I hit the street. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Let's have a fun interview this time.

Emperor Yan (tunes in to the Hydra camera): "It's on the shelves, uncle, what do you want to say?" ”

Author (panicked): "Thank you to the editor-in-chief Yisuo and the editor-in-charge Yaoguang. ”

Loyalist: "What a familiar name." ”

Author: "Yes, Yisuo is the boss of Genesis TV in the book, and Yaoguang is the cute gold-touching holy beast." I was too lazy to just steal the editor's screen name. ”

Syllable!

The Evil Emperor (stuns Emperor Yan and drags him away): "Yo? Hit the shelves? What about the ten more outbreaks? Do you want to die? ”

Author (hugging his head): "I've been hollowed out recently, and I've just updated five chapters, and I've made up ten chapters in the afternoon and evening. ”

Evil Emperor: "Don't tremble, you, Emperor Yan said, I'm not allowed to kill you." ”

Emperor Yan (Fraudulent Corpse): "The premise is that the author promises never to write emotional dramas again." Even if you want to write, why don't you go and fall in love a few times before you write? ”

Author: "Okay, the old man will try to write as little as possible in the future, and strive not to write." ”

Evil Emperor: "Why do you always call yourself 'old man' and 'uncle'?" ”

Author: "Probably...... Wounded man...... Let's all look old. ”

Evil Emperor (Bright Claw): "Do you want to die?" Speak human words! ”

Author: "Ahem, I've been writing books for six years, and I've encountered readers of different ages, and the people who have been chasing books recently are all Xiao Xianrou, so I naturally became an uncle." ”

A mob (horrified): "What? You wrote for six years? The writing is still so bad? Especially the emotional drama, which makes people chill. ”

Author: "yes, six years. I actually went to the starting point for the first time to recommend Sanjiang, the first time to push it, and the first time I received a reward from the league leader. remembered that he had just come to the starting point, and he couldn't wait to kneel down for Sanjiang Bang. Later, he rushed to the outstation to write a book, and accidentally pit a total of five editors in charge and three editors-in-chief. ”

Mob: "Since you don't have talent, let's go and move bricks obediently." ”

Author: "I heard that on a rainy day, diao silk and bricks are more compatible?" Well, I'll go to the construction site tomorrow. ”

Evil Emperor: "How to arrange it after it is put on the shelves?" ”

Author: "Roar Roar! Reward yourself tomorrow for opening the air conditioner codeword! It's a little exciting to think about. ”

Evil Emperor: "Huh? ”

Author (secretly pouring a bucket of water over my head): "Since I lost my job on June 16, I have rarely turned on the air conditioner. You see me sweating, I can't bear to look at it. ”

Evil Emperor: "This ...... Do you want to act so badly? Did Emperor Yan's acting skills learn from you? ”

Author: "How can you act, it's really miserable." My salary for June has not yet been settled, and you ask me what I will do tomorrow? Hehe, I'm going to cut people tomorrow! ”

Evil Emperor: "Just you?" ”

Author: "There is nothing in this world that cannot be solved with one kitchen knife, and if there is, then two!" Tomorrow I will go to the former company to ask for salary, if the book is not updated, then I must have entered the bureau. It's okay, I'm going to have to eat and live, and I'm running out of money to pay the rent anyway. ”

Evil Emperor: "Why did the boss fire you?" ”

Author (mask): "The game project team was aborted, the company laid off employees, and the ugly ones were laid off first. ”

The Evil Emperor (sharpening the knife): "Speak human words." ”

Author: "Well, it's normal layoffs. She called me into the office that day and pretended to blame herself: 'Oh...... Blame me, it's me who used the wrong person, you're just a novelist, and you can't control the position of game planner. ’”

Evil Emperor: "You're really just a novelist." ”

Author (Memory Kill): "I ......"

Evil Emperor: "??? ”

Author: "The summer vacation after the college entrance examination, I wrote my first book, which was a bit inflated. My classmates asked me what I was busy with during the holidays. ”

Evil Emperor: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Author: "I am not talented, I am a [network writer]!" ”

Evil Emperor: "You...... Pharmacy Bilian? ”

Author: "I've pounced on three books in two years, but I still don't give up." In the past few years in college, my roommate saw me typing on the keyboard in the middle of the night and asked me what I was doing part-time. ”

Evil Emperor: "What to do?" ”

Author: "I'm sorry...... Actually, I'm a -- [web author]! ”

Evil Emperor: "......"

Author: "I pounced on four or five books in a row, and after graduation, my colleagues often asked me, if you don't go to find a girl after work, what are you busy with in the house every day?" ”

Evil Emperor: "Yes, what are you busy doing?" ”

Author: "Hey, I'm a bitter [Internet writer] ......"

Evil Emperor: "I'm finally a little self-aware, you're actually a [third-rate writer] who has never had more than 500 genuine readers, oh no, [fourth-rate writer]. ”

The author (wry smile): "It's hard to dismantle people." The boss fired me, and stabbed me......"

The Evil Emperor (learn the boss's tone): "Hey, you are a [novel-writer], I used the wrong person, blame me." ”

Author (rampage): "The arrogant me back then had already smoothed out the edges and corners, but ...... The bottom line I can accept is 'Internet writer'! What the hell is a 'novelist'? Don't you know that my Leo Big has a strong self-esteem? Obviously, I chose the wrong company, but she beat me up. At the beginning, four companies invited interviews, and my brother chose this one. Now the blood is lost! Bamboo shoots explode! Don't stop me, I'll go and borrow a kitchen knife from a neighbor. Tomorrow morning, the 'Inkman with a knife' will be back in the rivers and lakes. If the elevator stops me, I will dismantle the elevator, and if the security guard stops me, I will cut the security guard! ”

The Evil Emperor (wiping sweat): "Diaosi, who never cooks, is really pathetic, and if you want to cut people, you have to borrow a knife." ”

Author (sitting): "Okay, let's talk about something serious. It's on the shelves today, and I hope you can support the genuine version. The idea of this book must be exclusive to the whole network, and spending a few dollars a month should be regarded as an investment to support this new theme. In fact, I have always wanted to be a professional writer, but unfortunately I can't even pay the rent for the manuscript, so I have to find another way to make a living. If the results of this subscription book are okay, I will turn on the air conditioner codeword, calm down and finish writing this book and then 'think about life'. If the subscription is miserable, then you must first find an errand to support yourself, and the book continues to be guaranteed two more times a day. ”

Evil Emperor: "What the hell is thinking about life?" ”

Author: "No house, no car, no job, no connections, no sisters, no books." The most fatal thing is that I am not young anymore, so I will say that after cutting people tomorrow, it is estimated that I will have to rely on my father's relationship to ensure that I get out. Hey, an uncle who runs for three years, how many years can he still write a book? ”

Evil Emperor: "Less nonsense, how can you count it?" ”

Author: "For every 50 new genuine readers, a new chapter is added. 50 monthly passes plus one more chapter. Can I break my own record on the first day I hit the shelves? Can 500 loyal ministers stand up for me and tell me that this book will sell? Do you know how much it costs to book 500 per book? Answer: Not enough for me to pay the rent, but I will be happy like a mated baboon. ”

Xiao Penyou: "555, the uncle is a bad person, he is still underage, he doesn't have a bank card, how can he support it genuinely." ”

Author: "Join the group, try not to look at piracy, and use less bonus coins." In the group, I and other uncles often send red envelopes. QQ wallet and WeChat wallet can recharge book coins, and in addition, the [Starting Point Reading] app can also grab red envelopes for recommended tickets. ”

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Emperor Yan (rubbing his eyes): "I finally woke up, that guy is really heavy...... Huh? That's the end of the interview? ”

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Author: "By the way, there is a reader called'Can you not have money 555', come, you join the group to keep me private, and the uncle will send you a separate red envelope, which is enough for you to subscribe to the whole book." Haha, every time I see this nickname, I feel very uncomfortable. I know that you insist on voting for me every day, and I saw it in the author's background, including all other friends, that I didn't miss any of your votes and rewards. From time to time, I also pick a few IDs to run around in the book, thank you for being with me all the way, and kindle a glimmer of hope in my dead life. ”