Chapter 26: I Don't Dislike You
[Thank you for the reward that swept the world, and thank you for the recommendation votes of friends.]
One thing to say here, a reader left me a message last night, saying that there was an obvious logical error in the XX chapter, and then I took a look at it and immediately understood.
Speaking of which, it seems to tell you a story, a story about a cigarette:
The story goes like this, a long, long time ago, there was a pirate website called Ouch Nice.
Ouch yes, oh, every day will snatch away the words that the code word dog has worked so hard to code, so that the code word dog can only complain......
Finally one day, ouch is good Oh was taken away by the police......
But it didn't work!
Ouch is good, oh, there are so many brothers and sisters, respectively, ouch is really good, ouch is good, wow and countless other terrible guys......
The code word dog was very distressed, and while asking for dog food, he had to be busy preaching, and he had to watch the Ouch family snatch the fruits of his labor......
Finally one day......
The code word dog accidentally found that ouch is good, oh the family not only snatched the words out of their own code, but also mixed the code word dog pulled the baba and took it away......
Yes, that's the legendary, pirated chapter scraping error......
So everyone remember, try not to look at pirated content.
Because they're grabbing the wrong chapter, I'm the one who didn't deliberately do the anti-theft chapter.
But it's obsessive-compulsive.,I'll check it several times before I send it.,Sometimes it's just five minutes after it.,Look at it on the Internet.,I think it's bad and change it again.,And pirated content will only be crawled for the first time.,So it's also caused the problem that you see on the pirated website.,Can't pick up the next chapter at all.。
Because, the original chapter has already been changed, and in the pirated chapter, you may also encounter a variety of problems such as spoilers, errors, repetitions, etc., which seriously affect the reading experience......
In short, I appeal to all readers who like "Soul Lost Heavenly Master" to support as much as possible, it seems that it has not yet been put on the shelves, and the genuine chapters of the starting point are completely free to read, and there is no need to worry about Trojans, viruses and all kinds of embarrassing small advertisements like pirated websites.
Even if it is put on the shelves, a chapter will only cost about a dime, so if you smoke one less cigarette, it will be enough to read a book for half a week......
Literary enjoyment, said priceless, it is indeed priceless, said to spend money, it is really not expensive, you and the genuine, there is only a cigarette missing, haha, just hand me a cigarette to see the genuine for free.
That's the story of a cigarette...... A deep puff of smoke...... Yes, there are only the last two sentences related to the title, and I am the title party.
Spin and jump, I'm shameless......
Today's first update is sent! 】-
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"Girl...... ...... did we know each other before? ”
"I don't know ......"
I was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Could it be that we both ordered a doll kiss when we were children......?" ”
Emma, is the bloody routine of this novel really left here for me to come from life?
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"You're sick......"
"Then you are not related to you...... Why do you want to marry into my family if you don't agree with each other......"
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"Ahh
My eyes widened......
"Is it ......?"
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The fairy in white saw that my expression was wrong, her willow eyebrows frowned, and said, "What are you thinking about again...... ”
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"You didn't come for me, and you said you were the future owner of this house...... Feelings, you are my stepmother! ”
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The fairy was about to have a seizure, but the white shirt who hadn't interjected for a long time hurriedly stopped her: "Misunderstanding, you all misunderstood!" ”
The white shirt turned to me and said, "Mr. Chen, this Miss Ren is a tenant who came with me to see the house......"
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"...... tenant?"
I smiled.
In fact, I had already guessed before, saying these words was nothing more than trying to tease this girl.
If she is so angry that she slams the door directly, that's the best, I don't have to bother to make this effort.
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Although I have a normal sexual orientation and like to flirt with girls, it doesn't mean that I like to live under the same roof with strange women every day!
How inconvenient that is!
Playing a game is like grabbing bandwidth for people watching dog-blood idol dramas, it seems that I am not a gentleman......
I have to wear two pairs of pants at home if I have nothing to do, who can stand this, and it's not a Korean drama......
And I have to get up every day to get my hair straightened...... Well, that's my personal problem......
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In short, a good home, this whole thing is like living in a guest house......
I shudder to think about it!
Moreover, when it comes to flirting with girls, in fact, according to my character, it's just handsome and addictive, and I will never take the initiative to do anything after that.
It's not like those idiots who think in the lower half of their bodies, and they don't feel happy to get into trouble for themselves all day long.
If you want to change to a single dog at this time, I'm afraid I'll be happy to salivate.
But I'm different, although the species is the same, but I also pick a place to have fun, and the routine of innocent landlords and pretty tenants is still forgotten......
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Anyway, the second uncle didn't know what kind of wind he smoked this time.
I wanted my hygienic mom to know that he was advocating and rented out the house...... Definitely rushed back overnight to scold him for a bloody dog.
With my mother's character, if you want to see these two masters who dare to step in without shoes, call the police every minute.
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I sighed and gestured to the door: "Girl, let me tell you directly, I don't plan to rent this house at all, so I won't delay you to go around." ”
"Wait," the fairy in white frowned, looked at me, and then at the white shirt, "You two can't collude to raise the price, right?" ”
"Miss Ren, you misunderstood, didn't you see that this gentleman was almost about to hit someone just now?"
"It's not almost like you're going to pestle here again......"
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"Stop!" The fairy shouted, looked at the two of us, frowned, and said, "Okay, I don't talk nonsense, I'm very satisfied with this house, how much is the price......"
"15,000 a month, the water and electricity property is taken care of by itself, and the two are paid for three ......," the white shirt quickly reported the number......
"Stop," I didn't give in, "I still have to live in this house, you have to bargain for a change of land, of course, it's still the same sentence, the house is not rented, you don't have to give me the key, I'll change the lock when I turn around." ”
"Mr. Chen, we have clearly signed the contract......
"Don't let us, close the door, whoever you sign with will go to whom, I don't admit it, it's not easy for you to sue the court."
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"I guess I understand...... In other words, the house is yours, and then it was entrusted to ZY Real Estate by your relatives? The fairy in white suddenly spoke.
I clapped my hands: "yes, that's it......"
She thought for a moment and asked, "So you still have to live here......?" ”
"Of course, if I don't sleep here, I sleep on the road?"
"Okay......"
She seemed to have made a very difficult decision: "Although I don't want to live with a boy, but after seeing so many houses, I still like your house, so let's see that you don't look like a bad person, the rent is shared equally between the two of us, I want this room." ”
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I looked at her beautiful fingers and pointed to my room, and I couldn't help but laugh and cry.
This girl is really good at picking, this house, as far as my room is the best, with a large L-shaped balcony, a wide view, and a pleasant view.
The other two rooms are facing the inside of the complex......
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However, the main problem is not this, the key is this...... But my room!
You didn't ask me if I agreed, what kind of trouble did you just kick me out......
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"Girl, don't force yourself, there are better houses than mine, you have to do what you want......
Not only did I have to pay for my own house, but I was also forced to give up the house I slept in for more than a decade...... Does that make sense? ”
"Yes!" She looked at me confidently: "I don't dislike you anymore, why, you still dislike me?" Besides, it's not that I don't pay the rent, I spend 7,005 to live in one room, and you spend 7,050 to live in two rooms, so you're not satisfied? ”
I was speechless for a moment, staring blankly at her.
At first glance, it is true that I have taken a big advantage, and a beautiful girl does not dislike living with me, what do I have to say about a stinky man.
Moreover, people live in a room, spend half the money, I ......
"The point, I can't sleep in two rooms by myself......" I muttered......
"Are you stupid, wouldn't it be nice to sublet one more out."
The fairy in white looks like she hates iron but not steel.
"Isn't that really going to be a guest house......
"Don't put gold on your face, regular hotels are taxed."
"Okay, the thing we are talking about can't stand up at the root, not to mention that this is a self-house and not rented, even if the beneficiary of the lease is now also written by my second uncle, and the money will not hit me."
"That's easier."
"How?"
"Is the house yours?"
I nodded......
"Then I'll just hand over the money to you, and you and your relatives will count the rest themselves."
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Hey! This girl is really a dead eye!
It's not just about our family!
I scratched my head and decided to change tactics: "Girl, what do you call it?" ”
"Ren Xuan'er!"
"Okay, Xuan'er, after talking for so long, there are some things, I won't be blind to you......"
"You say ......"
"Let's have this house......"
I lowered my voice: "Not too clean......"
"Not clean?"
Her brows furrowed: "It's okay, you don't have to worry about this, after moving in, I will naturally do a clean up." ”
"When I say unclean, I don't mean this ......"
"What do you mean......" Ren Xuan'er's eyes narrowed.
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I sighed and said quietly, "Haunted ......"