"It's like I've done it wrong in both English and Chinese."

Nobita added another sentence at the right time, and then looked at everyone very shyly, pretending to scratch his head honestly.

Nobita's answer made the beautiful reporter interviewed messy for a while, and the little face with light makeup was distorted and I didn't know what it looked like.

The original good-looking appearance was frozen in a very depressed angle, and I didn't know how to continue to ask for a while.

I suspect that if I were her, I would have thrown away the microphone in a frenzy and ran to the side to draw circles and curse Nobita.

What is this called? What is this called? Did the essay go wrong? Can you always have a little common sense?

You can see how funny this joke is when you look at the uncles and aunts, big brothers and sisters around you, and Ding Erniu who is smiling with mud and leaning back and forth.

Even a fool knows how humiliating this answer is, Nobita's kid can still lick his face and live in vain without shame.

It's a shame, it's a shame.

I quietly stepped back, thinking that there was no back door in our house, even if I ran into the house, the monk still couldn't run away from the temple, in case this group of reporters had to stay at my house and have a long talk with Nobita all night, it would be shameful not only for this kid, but also for my family.

Just as the figure was about to disappear into the crowd and escape, the voice of the beautiful reporter came to my ears: "Ou Ning, can I ask you a question?" ”

Belch......

It's over, it's over, it's completely over, I'm really going to lose my face to the whole country, Nobita Nima! Why did you come up with such an unexpected and thrilling thing?

What the hell is this going on?

I stopped there awkwardly, and reluctantly walked out of the crowd, barely squeezing out an ugly smile, and said in a crying voice, "What's wrong with you?" Just ask! ”

It is estimated that this beautiful reporter has no choice, and the microphone asked me: "Ou Ning, I want to ask, does Gan Chengxiong usually like to joke like this?" ”

After thinking about it, I made sure that my answer would not cause any reputational damage before I nodded slowly: "Yes, he often jokes with us, especially bad jokes. ”

The beautiful reporter covered her mouth, looked at the camera, and said with a smile: "It's so funny, it seems that our top students in the college entrance examination not only have good academic performance, but also like to joke."

I believe that the audience friends in front of the TV have also seen this scene, it has been proved that the implementation of our education is effective, and now students are no longer as hard as before, tired of learning, in addition to studying, joking after class, exercising, and all-round development of moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor students are the pillars of our education to cultivate, here, thank you Gan Chengxiong, I hope that the majority of students will learn from Gan Chengxiong.

Let's interview Ou Ning. ”

I stood there in a daze, deeply impressed by the wit of this beautiful reporter, looking at people's ability to make chapters, looking at how fast people's brains turned, this slender figure, beautiful face, and even more respectable is that people still carry microphones, carry cameras, and come and go in the wind and rain, this is called exercise, this is called real pillar of talent!

Of course, none of this matters, the important thing is that people see that the situation is not right, immediately abandon the goal, and go directly to the next interview subject, without delay.

In one sentence, he noticed Nobita's abnormality, and decisively judged Nobita's neuropathy to learn from his brain, and then beautified it with some words of praise, and downplayed the troubles and adverse effects of the post-production of the show, talent!

Look at this age, he is only twenty-three or fourteen years old, and he is not a few years older than us, why are people so wise, why is Nobita so stupid?

At this moment, I looked at this beautiful reporter, and a sense of admiration suddenly arose.

"Ou Ning, are you satisfied with the results of this exam?"

The microphone was in front of me.

I was still in a daze, and I didn't react until Nobita stabbed me in the back.

"Uh, huh? What's your last name? ”

I rub! How did I come up with such a question?

My mind went blank for a moment, was that what I just asked? How did I ask such a question with a nervous short-circuit?

Could it be that his uncle has been with Nobita for too long and has been infected with cerebral palsy?

It's all to blame Nobita, he hits a ghost when he is a child, and he either loses his soul or loses his soul every day, and even I am not normal, and when it comes to the critical moment, it is a special shame, a shame!

What made me feel relieved was that the pretty face of the beautiful reporter was slightly red: "I am Tong Nan, an intern reporter of the city station, and I am very happy to meet you." ”

They also stretched out a small hand.

Uh, I grabbed my thoughts, reached out and held the little hand in my hand, it was soft, it was very comfortable to hold, and I didn't want to let go when I held it.

But I've regained my mind by now, and I don't dare to make any other jokes in public.

Grabbed and withdrew his hand, and scratched his head like Nobita: "This, the results, I personally think it's okay, I'm very satisfied, but it's a pity that I didn't get the top prize in the college entrance examination." ”

There is a strong vinegar in my words, and I am so angry in my heart!

Not to mention the provincial college entrance examination champion, even the title of the city college entrance examination champion, the county college entrance examination champion, the township college entrance examination champion, and even the village college entrance examination champion have all been tarnished by Nobita's bastard, but I can't expose him in public.

I'm really going to expose this guy, isn't that a mortal enemy?

This kid must have demolished my house.

Why am I so miserable to meet such a foolish brother!

Tong Nan continued to ask: "Then I want to ask you, which university will you apply for?" ”

I squeezed my shoulders: "Perhaps, I will go to Ningda." ”

Tong Nan was happy: "With your grades, I want to go to Tsinghua University and Peking University also have a chance, if you choose Ningbo University, it is almost a sure thing, why did you choose Ningbo University?" ”

Why Ningda? I turned my head to look at Jiang Shishi and Xu Yixin, who were whispering in the courtyard, and showed an indifferent smile: "Because of a beautiful agreement, a wish, and a future." ”

Tong Nan was stunned for a moment, I saw that her eyes seemed to be dark, and then the trace of loss disappeared in a flash, and then changed to the previous tone and said: "I wish your wish to come true, and your future will be beautiful." Next, let's interview our Tanhua classmate, Zhu Yiqun. ”

Tong Nan's microphone finally left my side and turned to the other side.

As soon as I reached out, I grabbed Nobita's hand and dragged him aside, and the two of them stood side by side, pretending to be okay and watching Tong Nan interview Zhu Yiqun.

I whispered, "If you don't make it clear today, I'll chop you up and feed it to the dog." ”

Nobita's voice was a little nervous, and he seemed to be a little excited, and said in a low voice: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it." ”

I said angrily: "You didn't expect your sister! Hurry up and say, why did you come up with this one? ”

Nobita put his hand in his trouser pocket, touched it for a long time, took it out, spread it out, and a small thing appeared in front of my eyes, purple, particularly dazzling. R1148