Chapter 0003: Genesis TV
The beauties were in the same bed, there were no distractions, and Fang Yan, who had no dreams, lay on his side all night.
The next morning, at five o'clock, Fang Yan woke up naturally, and found a white and tender lotus root arm tightly hugging his arm, daring to love Xiao Nizi treated him as a pillow, and the heartless long legs also put on him all night.
"Oh, insecure girl." Fang Yan cautiously broke free and reaped a good mood.
In the past year, he has had a tight daily schedule, treating every day as if it was the last day of his life, cherishing every minute and every second.
Now the remaining year of life has become half a year, and none of the 20 "major events" on the memorandum has been completed. He can only deduct one more hour from the time he sleeps each day.
Xiao Nizi slept peacefully, and her breathing rhythm was much smoother than last night. Fang Yan straightened the quilt for her, gently lifted the green silk around her neck, and checked the leaves of the four-leaf clover.
"It's back to 'two thick and two light', yes, it's out of danger for the time being." He breathed a sigh of relief and got up lightly to wash.
The time for brushing teeth should be reused, Fang Yan looked through the memo in his mobile phone while brushing, "Deathbed Matters" has a total of three pages, and there are 6 items on the first page:
1. Leave a billion for your parents.
2. Confess to her one more time.
3. Breakage.
4. Get your graduation certificate.
5. Shortlisted in the top 500 of the "World Strange List".
6. Live broadcast a tomb robbery.
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With the development of the times, the rise of new tomb robbery technology, the traditional gold is divided into the new school and the old school.
The old school adhered to the teachings of their ancestors and disdained to use tools without technical content, such as "Luoyang shovel" and "geological surveyor". Relying only on the division of gold to determine the acupoints, adhering to the "people light candles, ghosts blow out the lamp, and the rooster lights go out without touching the gold", and pay more attention to the regulations of "only touching one coffin once", "only taking one or two pieces, leaving room for doing things" and other rules and regulations.
In their eyes, the new school captains seem to deceive their teachers and destroy their ancestors, deviant from the norm, not only researching black technology, but also occasionally cooperating with "General Faqiu" and "Mountain Mover", and even some people who are adrift overseas and take a boat with foreign strangers on the "alien list".
And Fang Yan, the descendant of 1444 on the list of different scholars, is the successor of the new school that made the old school gnash his teeth, and after the people in the same sect learned that he was infected with four-leaf clover blood poison, they were very happy.
He said that he had one year left to live, and some people wished that he would die in a month.
"Let your new faction deviate from the scriptures, now it's okay, and you will be punished, right?"
"Senior brothers, which one is worse than Fang Yan? Why did the master spoil him alone? β
"If you want me to say, the eight characters are not hard enough, don't take the dragon coin, Master's vision is really bad!"
"Hey, early death and early superbirth, the key to ward off evil spirits should also change hands, and it can only be used as a spoon in the hands of the surname Fang."
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There was a lot of discussion behind the scenes, but the master only recognized this one successor. In the past year since Fang Yan returned to the field, Master and his old man are still persistently going south and north, and they have devoted their life's connections to help him find an antidote.
But the curse of the blood-colored four-leaf clover has never been recorded in the ancient books, and the folk cannot find relevant legends......
"Read books, read books, read books, and have to take a make-up exam in two days." Fang Yan took out a history textbook from his bag and leaned back on the round chair to review it.
Before the end of the four years of college, he had already missed more than 2,000 classes, and he had not stayed in the dormitory all the year round.
Especially last year, when he went to Yunnan with his master for inspection, he missed six exams and was ordered by the school to "either repeat the grade or get out!" β
So far, Fang Yan has repeated the grade for one year.
The former goddess, Haixin, has become his senior sister before her eyes, which is really miserable.
Haixin, the daughter of the chairman of "Haishi Technology" and the goddess in the minds of tens of millions of people, has been signed by top entertainment companies such as "Zhonghuang Entertainment", "Tianyin Media", and "Warner Film and Television" before graduation.
She has twice won the championship of "I Am a Singer" and "The Voice of China", and has starred in the costume dramas "Zhaojun Out of the Plug" and "Chang'e Running to the Moon", playing the classical beauty "Wang Zhaojun" and the fairy "Chang'e".
She was even invited to participate in the e-sports event "LPL Finals" as a school student, and she always responded with a smile in the face of the warm invitations of major giants in the entertainment industry:
"I still have a lot to learn, so let's talk about it when I graduate."
Seeing that the goddess was about to graduate, Fang Yan secretly gritted his teeth: "I can't wait any longer, I have to confess!" β
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Looking back that year, they were all freshmen, Haixin entered the broadcasting department, and he entered the archaeology department.
Jinling University selects a "freshman of the school flower" every year. As soon as Haixin entered the school, he won the crown of "New School Flower", and Fang Yan also won the reputation of "Jinling Truancy King".
Today, the two also have a group of fanatical fans, Haixin is the "live sister" of Star TV, she is not short of money, she is not short of attention, unlike other female anchors who rely on selling breasts and legs to attract popularity, known as "the most down-to-earth royal sister", her inner beauty is well known.
Two months ago, Haixin, which has always been low-key, suddenly opened a live broadcast, capturing a large number of viewers with its simple life documentaries and ethereal singing, causing an uproar in the live broadcast industry.
"The figure is comparable to Jun Ji-hyun", "The appearance is not inferior to Gao Yuanyuan", "The singing voice is comparable to Faye Wong"...... These are all extremely pertinent comments from netizens.
On the other hand, Fang Yan, although he also has fans, is regarded as an idol by a large number of college students who are proud of truancy, and he is barely famous in Jinling University Town.
But no matter how many fans there are, it's useless, and fans can't help you make up for the exam?
If you want to pass under the nose of the devil examiner, you still have to read the book honestly.
After watching the Greco-Persian War for an hour, and casually flipping through the grievances and hatreds between Italy and France, Fang Yan estimated that it was already seven o'clock in the morning, and it was almost time to go back to the dormitory.
If you want to go, you should leave early, so as not to be entangled after the sleeping beauty in bed wakes up, he put down a Grandpa Mao next to the pillow, which is counted as a taxi fee and breakfast fee, and then leaves quietly, as if he never appeared.
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Walking in too haste, Fang Yan didn't notice that his history textbook still fell on the round chair.
I don't know how long it took for her to wake up. She was deeply impressed by every detail that happened last night, falling asleep does not mean completely losing consciousness, even the drunk people at the wine table know who is a true friend and who is a human-faced beast.
Recalling that domineering kiss, she blushed and became angry.
"Fang Yan? I don't think I've heard this name before. β
The white fingers opened the cover of the textbook, and in the lower right corner there was the person's name "Fang Yan", as well as "Department of Archaeology." β
"Stinky rascals! I remember you. β
She recognized this book, and the students of Jinling University recognized it, and it was a compulsory history textbook.
At first, when she saw the words "Department of Archaeology", she was faintly surprised, the two were actually the same university and the same department?
But when she saw her grandfather's name being desecrated by this bastard in the center of the page, she snapped the book in anger.
He is a double professor of history and archaeology at Jinling University, and a consultant to the State Administration of Cultural Heritage.
It was actually mistakenly written by this stinky rascal with three other words - "Jin San Fat"!
Jin San Fat?
How much hatred is this?
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Pushing open the bedroom door, only the fat Lin Hao was left in the "Four Friends of the Grass", and he was lying on the bed with joy.
The fat man's nickname is "Lin Ritian" and "Fat General", this cargo is a coffin every day, and he is a feng shui master who has been passed down in a single lineage on his ancestors, although he has hung the signboard of a feng shui master in recent years, he has not pointed out to people a few times.
He turned on the voiceover of his mobile phone to the maximum early in the morning, staring at the screen with squinting eyes, and he didn't even say hello when Fang Yan entered the door, let alone care about what happened last night.
"What about them?" Fang Yan went straight to the wardrobe, unloaded his backpack, and changed into a clean autumn suit.
Lin Hao stared at the screen intently: "'WIFI Man' went to help my sister repair the computer, and I didn't come back after repairing it all night, I hope this time I touched my sister's bed, don't fix it for another night." β
"Where's the ruffian?"
"'Lord Wei' has not changed, and he has not come back after a night in the bar.
Oh yes, sex toys! The other day he asked me to order a set of sex toys for him online. The goods arrived last night, and I estimate that the subsidy for his discharge from the army is almost lost. β
The real name of "WIFI Man" is Zhu Jinyang, the second in the dormitory, nicknamed "Erzhu", as his name suggests, very two very naΓ―ve, very serious, good at repairing computers, spare tires until old.
He is often invited to help the girl reinstall the system and replace the hardware, and the trick is that this product has not even touched a woman's hand so far, he really only repairs computers, and is destined to be single for a lifetime.
"Lord Wei", whose real name is "Wei Jian", the third child in the dormitory, returned from being a soldier for two years, and even his own people in the dormitory don't know what he has experienced in the past two years, only that he sometimes laughs at himself as the "king of soldiers", and Fang Yan thinks that this thing is a soldier.
"What are you looking at? Watching the female anchor of Star TV again? Fang Yan curiously leaned to the head of the fat man's bed, and heard a Korean girl coquettish from a distance, and Mai kissed one after another:
"Oba~ Ruba black! Nest ~ short ~ greasy door ~ (I love you) ...... Woo~Hm...... Hmm......
Yes! Thank you, thank you brother for the rocket...... Love you guys~ Hmmm......"
"The current live broadcast platform is really rich, and new female anchors are introduced every day? This Korean girl came out early in the morning to sell meat, which is really dedicated. Fang Yan wiped his sweat, "And you, you watch this early in the morning?" Beware of malnutrition. β
"Let me tell you, this is a newly opened live broadcast platform, and the backstage is richer than Star TV. Tsk, look at this girl's breasts, 36E, there is wood? Whoa, look at this leg again, how many points do you give? The fat man asked with an intoxicated expression.
"Give grass 10 points, don't give grass 0 points." Fang Yan replied casually.
"Oh, no, no, no, why did you come back at this time? General Ben's unicorn arm is about to attack. Hurry up and get the general's tissues first. β
"Fuck your sister, can you be serious? Knowing that 'the face is born from the heart', you are still so obscene, how can you go out to cheat in the future? Just like you, you won't be able to enter the "Strange Scholar List" for the rest of your life. Fang Yan rolled his eyes.
Lin Hao turned a deaf ear, only to see that the Korean girl on the screen suddenly played a powerful electronic music BGM, and then raised her electric buttocks for a hot dance, which caused hundreds of thousands of viewers to be bloody.
Fang Yan glanced at her with disgust, that face had been reshaped many times at a glance, and her breasts were also enlarged. However, in these years, the girl "will be popular if there is a ditch", and it is the general trend for the whole people to watch the live broadcast.
"Boss, can you give me a thousand Q coins, I want to reward this girl with two rockets."
At the end of a round of dancing, Lin Hao was a little stimulated by a group of local tyrants who were crazy about brushing gifts.
"I'm busy. It's Saturday, right? At this point, my goddess is probably already running in the gym. β
"Oh, yes, I almost forgot about it. My dad did the math for you last month, 'August 18, the peach blossom will be killed, and August 20, feel free to take the exam'. It's a rare good day and an auspicious day, go and tell your senior sister, oh no, confess to your goddess. β
There is a rule in the 203 dormitory, and it is not allowed to preface the word "senior sister" in Fang Yanmian. The goddess of the past has become today's senior sister, which is the pain of Fang Yan's life.
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As soon as Fang Yan left the bedroom, Lin Hao immediately got into the bed. Staring at the screen again, the small tent at the crotch continued to rise, and finally I couldn't help it, and I was going to lose my soul.
Suddenly, he accidentally touched the exit button, retreated to the homepage of the live broadcast platform, and caught a glimpse of a large icon.
The icon was unusually familiar, it was a four-leaf clover.
A blood-red four-leaf clover!
This logo is nothing else, but the logo icon of this live broadcast platform.
What are you kidding, the logo of Genesis TV is actually a blood-colored four-leaf clover?
This is a live broadcast platform that just rose a few days ago, and the consortium behind it has a lot of money, and the number of users has exceeded 500,000 in just three days.
But that's not the point!
The point is why the icon of Genesis TV is exactly the same as the curse on Fang Yan's neck?
Lin Hao sat up from the bed suddenly, opened WeChat very seriously, and took a screenshot of this picture.
immediately entered the private WeChat group "Stealing the Sky".
In the group, there are: Emperor Yan, Fat General, Lord Wei, WIFI Hero, Mrs. Shadow, BOSS Liu, and the six of them are separated from each other.
He hurriedly uploaded the logo icon he had just intercepted, and his fingertips couldn't stop shaking.
Fat General @ All Members: "What do you guys think?" β