Chapter 10: The East Window Incident and Levi's Sense of Humor

Levi had finally stopped the other party, and the idea of the lowest level of human beings was starting to arise now. Six maids counted him as a total of seven people, and he was forced to draw two factions.

"Catherine."

Levi found a place to sit down, and when he sat down, Catherine could only stand. Although he motioned for Catherine to sit down as well, the little maid's expression was as terrified as if she had seen a ghost, and said that it was sweet and glorious to sing conquest in front of the emperor, not to say, to stand, even to kneel.

"What do you think I, 'as a newly resurrected emperor,' should do now?"

"Your Majesty...... I'm just a low-level maid, and I'm really shallow about this...... I'm useless, I'm low-level, I'm just a waste and garbage, I can't serve Your Majesty in this regard...... I'm so filthy, I'm going to punish myself! ”

"...... "The girl is pretty, good-looking is good-looking, loyal is loyal, but it's a pity...... Too pretty, too good-looking, too faithful...... So much so that talking to her was unusually tiring: "Okay, I order you to stand up straight for me now, and don't just divert the topic!" ”

"Yes, Your Majesty! - But Your Majesty, I suggest that you discuss this issue with the Chief Maid and the Chief Priest, and perhaps they may have received instructions from the warband leader before he died. Catherine suddenly clenched her fists and said, "Your Majesty...... You should know that this world is shameless though! But there are still disloyal people, in fact, except for our warband, no one in the sector knows that you have been resurrected. So the majority of people who don't recognize you as the reincarnation of the Emperor - but it doesn't matter, sooner or later you will return to the Great Treasure and you will regain control of the world. The armed maids of our squad will die and live for it! ”

"Oh." The leader asks you what you think is to make you show loyalty, why are you so unkind? "Let's go back and have a look...... By the way, what is this sector? ”

"Your Majesty, this is a brand new sector that we just shuttled over. Except for the descendants of the Ancient Settlers, no one has ever been here - there are several habitable galaxies in this sector...... We have no choice but to use a new coordinate number to indicate that the planet Gogda is a temporary name, and we can't contact and dare not contact the Senate, so we haven't officially named this new star region. ”

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Coming to a new place, accepting a new identity, and welcoming a completely strange future in front of some completely strange people - Levi, who is like a rootless grass swaying in the wind, can't help but be cautious, can't help but be cautious, can't help but tremble. After all, he doesn't have the kind of protagonist who can be accepted by throwing a system casually, and can be at ease when he is thrown into the other world as he wants.

Of course, while he was genuinely afraid, there were many other people who were discussing the canonical issues with sincere trepidation.

"Shut up! - Let me sum it up! ”

Chief Priest Helena grabbed her hair, the silver hair had been dyed by the armed maids, all of whom had their own hair color. Helena had a headache anyway, but she still straightened out the discussion just now: "First! **, especially for **with the opposite sex**, is strictly forbidden! First of all, regardless of whether the other party is the emperor or not, because one of the ways that Chaos, demons and other evil creatures lure armed maids to fall is by stimulating their **! ”

"Uh-huh!" A group of maids nodded in agreement, and sure enough, the professional speech was different.

"However, if the other party is the emperor, we have no qualifications and reasons to refuse His Majesty's request, which also seems to be in line with the maid code and our 'identity'."

"Uh-huh!" A group of maids nodded in agreement, and sure enough, the professional speech was different.

"So...... These two points are completely contrary to each other, what should we do......" Helena continued to scratch her head.

"Cut!" Is this the virtue of professionalism? But she can't be blamed, after all, no one thought that thousands of years ago the emperor would suddenly die. Then a few thousand years later, I didn't expect that the emperor suddenly came back to life.

"Knock knock!" Suddenly, a group of maids had a tea party and a meeting of bittersweet reminiscences, and while they were living the organizational life of maids in the confessional room, there was a knock on the door of the confessional room.

The law of maids is perfect when it is designed, and you grassroots commanders and fighters just have to abide by it. Those who understand should be implemented, and those who do not understand should be strengthened in the process of implementation. If you really can't do it, go to the organization to report your ideological work, and then go to the confessional to get a whip and go back to think about why you are wrong - this kind of discussion of the law of maids and even the worship of maids is honestly prohibited. Usually don't talk about it, it's dangerous to lose your head when you think about it. Armed maids are never afraid of death, such as Ophelia, the chief maid. It didn't matter if there were humans standing in front of her, orcs standing, xenomorphs standing, large bugs wielding fanged tentacles, or demonic machetes in the void. She has the confidence to carry a knife and fight each other! Whoever admits instigation is the grandson! The big deal is death, and dying for the emperor is justified and glorious.

But the most feared thing for any armed maid is to be expelled from the maid! -- Ophelia is like being poured a bowl of iced sour plum soup in Siberia for thirty-nine days, and her heart is cold from head to toe!

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Who? ”

A group of young maids who had just been discussing the maid's code remained the same, stunned and stunned, listening to Ophelia's cowardly voice in her throat that she had never heard beforeβ€”but no one dared to laugh at her.

"It's me."

Levi pushed open the door, and it was the least etiquette to knock on the door before entering, right? -- He didn't expect that he almost got five heart attacks, high blood pressure, and cerebral infarction and cerebral congestion.

Pushing open the door of the heavy wooden carved room of the confessional with a creak, he smiled and looked at a group of little maids who looked like they had seen ghosts: "Oh? It's all here, huh? - Didn't I let you heal? How's the treatment going? ”

"Oh......" The exclamation from Ophelia almost didn't scare Levi, but Ophelia was so frightened that she almost turned her back on it: "Your Majesty...... We...... We ......"

A group of armed maids who were originally sitting on the chairs clanged open the tables and chairs, and the sound of wooden tables and chairs colliding came and went for a while. And then there was the sound of a kneel on the ground.

"What's wrong with you?" Levi looked at these goddess-looking but mentally nothing more than female neurotic guys. Subconsciously, he wanted to make a joke in front of the beauties, although this group of beauties actually looked at him one by one: "Is there any little secret between sisters?" It's normal, one for everyone, hahaha....... ”

Levi gave a thumbs up for his humor and laughed out loud in agreement.

The maids led by Ophelia heard "Little Secret Between Sisters!" Dense! After that, sweat ran down his back. I don't know who led the head, and they kowtowed frantically, and the sound of one after another resounded again.

β€œβ€¦β€¦οΌŸοΌ Feed...... Hey, hey, hey! Stop! Stop it! I command you not to harm yourself again!! Levi hurriedly rushed forward a few steps, and grabbed Ophelia, who seemed to have almost died. The other party's limp body tilted his head, his hair covered half of Levi's face, and the blood on his forehead splashed Levi's face.

The fragrant shadow and jade body entered his arms, but he only felt heaviness - dead and heavy.

"What the hell is going on?" Levi's surprise was more incomprehension, and even anger: "Explain to me what's going on!" - If you really regard me as the emperor, you won't do this again! ”

"Yes...... Yes, Your Majesty......"

A group of little maids trembled, sweating like pulp and bleeding from their heads. And Catherine's maid, who was following behind Levi, was just as puzzled - she didn't know that the other party had the audacity to ask questions about the maid code.

"Who's who, pharmacist...... Uh, Alice, huh? Don't be stunned, since you're a pharmacist, treat it quickly! Fast! ”

"Yes...... Be! Your Majesty, I will treat them immediately. As she spoke, Helena covered the bleeding area on her forehead and took out a small white pill box from her waist. Kneeling in front of Levi, he took Ophelia, who had passed out in Levi's hands...... Started irradiating the wound? Eh, this is good, but it's a stop to the bleeding? To borrow the beginning of some novels: Holy, artifact?