"Medicine, divination, witchcraft, physiognomy, work, music, Fu, monk, Tao, the nine crazy masters have gone crazy nine times in total, so they have also achieved nine earth-shattering arts!" Mr. Zhang San, who was sitting on the Taishi's chair, had a ruddy face, and said to the group of ghosts below with an excited expression. The goatee under the chin is pouted and pouted, which looks quite interesting.

"That's such a crazy method!" Ren Song was stunned, raised his head and just wanted to speak, but heard this uncle and grandfather sigh again: "It's a pity, the younger generations are not angry, and none of them can inherit the mantle of his old man." Even my teacher, Wang Yiren, has only learned five things. Come to me, alas......"

Speaking of this, his expression darkened, he sighed, and then said: "Back then, the Nine Crazy Ancestors, all arts, enlightened the road to enlightenment in Lingguan Cliff, and achieved land true immortals. For a time, the world was famous, the seven demon immortals in the world, and the nine gods of the heavenly court came to congratulate one after another. There are also overseas immortals who sent the gods outside the sky, and wanted to invite the ancestor to Penglai to open the avenue. ”

"The patriarch knows that once you enter the fairy island, it is difficult to return to the world. Because it was the time of the chaos in Qinxi, goblins and ghosts, evil demons and foreign ways, endlessly, there were not many living people left in the entire Luozhong, as soon as the sun set, no one dared to go out again, it was like a ghost town. Therefore, he did not promise the immortal family. He only received Shentie, and promised to go overseas when he settled his hometown and calmed down the disaster. Mr. Zhang San looked fascinated, stared back at the portrait of the Nine Crazy Patriarchs on the wall, and said with admiration.

"And then?" Sun Qiuhong, who was napping on Ren Song's shoulder, the more she listened, the more interesting it became, and at this time she also came to the spirit, seeing that the old man didn't say anything for a long time, she couldn't help but ask.

"Then what else is there to say, the Nine Crazy Ancestors of our Lingguan Cliff first subdued the four demon immortals in Luozhong, and then led the four of them to eliminate the five evils, destroy the seven monsters, and kill the evil demons in the middle of Luozhong, the heads of people are rolling, and the blood is flowing like a river. In the end, the head of the demons in Luozhong, the Taiyin Demon Queen, was forced out...... "The new cousin Zhang Fengchao of Ren Song on the side didn't deal with the little girl because of the crematorium. At this time, seeing her uninteresting old lady's words, she stared at a pair of triangular eyes and interjected viciously.

"The king of eight lambs will be full of cannons." At the table of the Eight Immortals, the father of the eight lambs of the king cocked his goatee and scolded viciously, seeing that his son was not convinced, he asked angrily: "The nine crazy ancestors killed are all demons, Lao Tzu asked you, the head from the long hall?" ”

Hearing him ask, Zhang Fengchao, who originally wanted to argue, was speechless for a while, but listened to the old lady continue to scold: "The monk was hammered, he really doesn't understand the scriptures, and he will teach you nonsense all day long?" ”

was grizzled by his own Lao Tzu, Zhang Fengchao hung his head and stopped talking. seems to have been scolded by him. But I heard Mr. Zhang San continue; "Girl, do you know that the four demon fairies ......"

The little old man, who was originally bowing his head, shook the Taoist robe on his body and preemptively said: "The white python real person of Tiantai Mountain, the laurel immortal of Shengshui Temple, the dragon king of Nansha River, and the golden Jiaodao person of Erdaoguan." Just these four, that girl, if you are interested, ask the local old people to know. The white python real person turned into a dragon in three or six years, walked to Tongguan and called Zhang Xueliang's anti-aircraft gun to be killed, and the red soldiers were cut off in the sixth and ninth years of the laurel immortal, and the dragon king who covered the sky committed Zhang Tianshi's taboo, and now he is still in prison in Longhu Mountain. Jin Jiaodao was injured, and the tea spring that had been hiding in Erdaoguan did not come out......"

He knew that his father was long-winded, and if he really talked about these old days, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to finish it tomorrow night. So I introduced it briefly, and when I saw my father's expression, I hurriedly laughed and said, "Dad, what I said is good, right?" Let's move on......"

"Humph! Get out to the side! From now on, only listen, no interjection! Without waiting for him to continue speaking, Mr. Zhang San, who was furious in his stomach, interrupted angrily.

"Ahh The little old man Zhang Fengchao complained in his heart when he heard this, he opened his mouth a few times, but he couldn't make a sound, knowing that he was sealed by his own Lao Tzu with a spell, he was really angry and annoyed, this old lady, he didn't have to do anything at all. Cheng Tianjing said that these sinken years of lack of salt and oil! Alas......

originally lost face in the crematorium, mistook the living person for a female ghost, and caused the neighbors to laugh. If he didn't get back face quickly, he was afraid that no one would find him to do business in the future.

Originally, he relied on fortune telling and feng shui to make money, and his income was not bad, and the whole family also relied on this to improve their lives. Now that something happened, he was afraid that he would lose his financial resources in the future, so he invited his old lady out.

Thinking that there were a few big people in the past, and spent a lot of money to invite him to fix feng shui for treatment, only to find that he couldn't take it with his own ability. He has been playful since he was a child, and he doesn't have much real ability, but with such a father, how can his eyesight be poor, and he knows at a glance that there are powerful ghosts and demons in it. With his ability, he naturally didn't dare to take it.

Now that he is ugly, there must be a few ways to do it to stuff people's eyes. So in front of the old lady, he said that there were demons in Luo who did not respect the rules, and he haunted and hurt people during the day, so he coaxed him out.

However, he forgot that his own son Zhang San had dealt with demons and monsters all his life, and he was clever, how could he deceive him, and he was told the truth by the old lady in three or five times, and he was naturally scolded later, but after all, his own son, plus he felt sorry for his grandchildren, so Mr. Zhang San still agreed to this back. At that moment, four ghosts were carried, ready to ambush the powerful ghost in the middle of the night, but who knew that he met Ren Song on the way......

Seeing that the old man began to pull the five evils again, the seven monsters, the ghost horse of Shimapo, the demon bell of the bell temple, the demon spider of the drinking horse pool, and the stuffy dragon of seven and a half catties, the more he listened, the more anxious he became, and he couldn't help but stand up, walked to the door of the room and looked out, but saw that the bright moon was sinking in the west, and there was a trace of fish belly white in the sky.

"So, that stuffy dragon, it's not actually evil, it's just ...... Well? Mr. Zhang San, who was talking to Ren Song and others about the evil monster and demon king, saw his bastard son's restless appearance, and his heart was angry and he just scolded, "Evil obstacles!" But he saw his granddaughter's pleading face. looked at Ren Song and Sun Qiuhong again, and finally didn't scold anymore.

Although it is said that he is "a son in front of the hall and a wife behind his back", but his own eight lambs, there are more than fifty people, and in front of so many juniors, he has been repeatedly reprimanded, and his face is always a little unpleasant. immediately withdrew the spell, saw that he was about to speak again, and said: "I know that you are anxious, but the descendants of our Lingguan Cliff, good cannot be done, evil cannot be done, and your master hires are not good stubble, no matter how poor the house is, you can't be an accomplice to this group of wicked people!" ”

That Zhang Fengchao was in a hurry when he heard this, turned around and was about to argue, but saw the old lady wave his hand, and continued: "As the old saying goes, there are too many evils in life, and after death, ghosts seek revenge, which is already surprisingly bad." You turn your head around and think about it, since ancient times, there have been a few people who have been sought revenge by powerful ghosts in their lifetimes, except for a king Kui in the Song Dynasty, there is no more, those few Ha sons, nine times out of ten are things that kill wives and abandon children! You and I, even if you say it, you can't help this kind of ghost son! ”

"In addition, your cousin has cultivated the ghost immortal, and he just happened to take over the mantle of my Lingguan Cliff, how can I have spare time......" The old man continued in a rambling voice. Before he finished speaking, he heard his son standing at the window exclaim, "Sazi? You call him to take the mantle? I said Dad, you didn't clear the scene, did you? ”

As he spoke, he came to Ren Song and Sun Qiuhong, stared at a pair of triangular eyes and turned around on the two of them, and turned his head for a long time before he turned his head and said, "Dad, you can't help it, right?" ”

Seeing his appearance, a pair of young men and women were puzzled, and the Ren family looked at Fengchao's cousin opposite, and then looked at the uncle and grandfather at the table of the eight immortals, their heads turned around, and their faces were full of confusion.

When Mr. Zhang San saw it, he smiled, stood up and walked over, first kicked his son who was still watching the excitement next to him, and then came to the front of this coward, raised his hand and touched his head, and said lovingly: "Songwazi's roots are strange, and he has become a ghost and immortal, just learn the method of our Lingguan Cliff......"

"That ...... What should this girl do? Learn together? Zhang Fengchao, who was behind him, suddenly asked. What made Ren Song strange was that when Feng Chao's cousin said these words, he had a mocking look on his face.

"Nonsense!" The two shou eyebrows twitched, and the old lady Zhang turned her head and glared at her son fiercely, before she spoke: "This girl has the mark of a judge on her body, and she is obviously a walker in the world, how can she enter my Lingguan Cliff?" Besides, people and ghosts have different paths, don't you understand? ”

For some reason, when he said the words "people and ghosts have different paths", his tone was quite heavy, as if he was reminding something, and Zhang Fengchao on the side stopped saying anything when he heard the words.

The old man laughed, walked back to his seat, and said with a smile: "Let's go on......"

"Oh my mother, Daddy! You still have to say Sazi, you've told me all those things, I'll talk about my cousin when I go back, right? Forget it tonight, ...... said, "Seeing that there is no hope of asking the old lady for help." The thin old man in a Taoist robe no longer has any interest in listening to these old-fashioned stories.

Mr. Zhang San, who had just sat on the chair, shook his eyebrows again, glared at his son and was about to scold, but he continued to say: "Dad, if you really want to talk about it, just talk about something I haven't heard of, for example, did our Nine Crazy Patriarchs go to overseas immortal islands in the end?" ”

Knowing that he deliberately changed the topic to make trouble, the old lady, who was already a little angry, was even more angry, and was about to open his mouth to scold, when he suddenly looked shocked! Surprised, he stood up from his chair and exclaimed, "I finally remembered!" ”

His voice was quite loud, which startled everyone seat, and they all turned their eyes to this Mr. Zhang San, but saw the old man say excitedly: "Where did the Nine Crazy Patriarchs last go...... It's the Cave of Ten Thousand Demons! ”