At the time of the third watch, people were already asleep.

There were still sparks on the bonfire, some meat and bones that had not been eaten clean were thrown to the ground, and people were lying on the ground, already asleep.

The only sound of people snoring in the quiet night was that it was early summer, and it was so hot that the men slept shirtless.

In the night, a small figure crept into the tribe, and he dangled in front of each tent, and when he finally saw the campfire, he came quietly, and when he saw that there were still some meat and bones that had been eaten, he immediately picked them up and munched on them, looking to be hungry.

His appetite was very small, and he soon burped, gently patted his propped stomach, and looked at the sleeping people nearby, and his eyes rolled like a clever mouse, and he quickly came between them, but he did not make any sound, and his steps were very light.

This is a dwarf, and it is difficult to see his appearance in the night, only that he is very short.

At this time, he jumped to the side of the Holy Maiden of the Crescent Tribe, bent down and shamelessly kissed the face lightly, and covered his mouth and smiled proudly after kissing.

The dwarf wandered among the sleeping people, and saw a big man with a big belly snoring loudly, he stretched out his hand to pick up the yellow sand on the ground and threw the big man in the face, because he drank too much, even if he was thrown the yellow sand, the big man still couldn't wake up.

"Hey, this group of people looks like they've drunk too much, they're so drunk, and they're so lucky tonight with so many pretty girls." The dwarf muttered quietly, and at this time he had already walked to the side of Ah Idiot and Yang Yang.

Seeing that Ah Idiot and Yang Yang were lying on the ground and sleeping together, the dwarf said to himself: "It looks like a couple, this girl is really beautiful!" ”

As he spoke, the dwarf stretched out his mouth and kissed the idiot's face. Just as his mouth was about to kiss Idiot's face, Idiot suddenly opened his eyes, and he was so frightened that he immediately jumped to the side, and ran away without a trace, hiding behind a tent.

Ah Idiot looked confused, covered his nose, frowned, and said, "What stinks so much?" ”

She sat up and looked around, but didn't find anything abnormal, so she yawned and lay on the ground, habitually hugging Yang Yang's chest, and fell asleep again.

Seeing that Ah Idiot was asleep again, the dwarf still did not change his heart, walked out from behind the tent, came to Ah Idiot again, and kissed Ah Idiot on the face with his head down.

At this moment, there was a sudden loud sound of footsteps behind him.

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! ……

The sound got closer and closer, and the dwarf trembled with fright, and raised his foot to slip away, but was suddenly picked up and suspended in the air.

"Little man, dare to insult my master and seek death!"

It was the giant Dashan who spoke, and Dashan had just been awakened by urine and was about to pee, but when he saw a short figure stopped next to the idiot, he immediately ran over, only to find that it was a dwarf who took advantage of people's sleep.

This dwarf is less than a meter tall, while the mountain is a giant more than three meters tall, and the contrast between the two is very funny.

The dwarf was carried up effortlessly by the mountain, and the mountain picked up his arm and threw the dwarf into the air like a shot put, and the colored dwarf drew a perfect arc in the air, accompanied by his pig-like screams, and fell heavily to the ground, still hitting the ground with his face first.

The people were woken up by the pig-killing cries of the gnomes, and a loud scolding rang out one after another:

"His grandmother's, who threw the sand on Lao Tzu's face!"

"Indecent, why was this girl's clothes untied?"

"Whoever took the old pants, give them back to me."

"Woo, it's not alive anymore, my face is full of stinky saliva."

"Hell, don't you even let go of my wife, why is my corset gone?"

“……”

People suddenly messed up and let out a mess of shouting and swearing. It can be seen how shameless, filthy, and obscene this dwarf is.

Idiot and Yang Yang were both woken up, and when they saw Dashan suddenly appear beside him, Idiot wondered: "What's going on, why is everyone scolding?" ”

Dashan pointed to the dwarf who was screaming on the ground in the distance, and said, "That little man took advantage of everyone's sleep, and he was going to insult your master just now." Luckily, I found it in time. ”

"Yo, this dwarf showed up so soon." With a smile on his face, Yang Yang looked back at the chaotic Crescent Moon tribesmen, shouted, and said, "Everyone come and see, it's all that dwarf's ghost." ”

When people found that the dwarfs Yang Yang was referring to, they all came over and surrounded them.

The big man who was raised by the dwarf with sand on his face was furious, stretched out his leg and kicked him, and yelled: "Grandma, is it you little man who is doing nonsense here? ”

"Yong, don't be rude." The old patriarch called the big man back, looked at the embarrassed appearance of the surrounding clansmen who were all hurt by this dwarf, shook his head and sighed: "You dwarf, why do you do these immoral things. If it weren't for the peace-loving Crescent tribesmen who are not good at fighting, you would have been beaten to death by other tribes. ”

"I was wrong, you can spare me, I don't dare anymore." The gnome arched himself and fell to his knees begging for mercy.

The people were furious, and they all shouted that they could not spare this shameless man.

Yang Yang walked into the crowd, came to the dwarf, smiled lightly at him, turned back to the clansmen and said, "This person is not heinous, everyone has to be forgiving and forgiving!" ”

The Holy Maiden of the Crescent Tribe said loudly, "No, this man is so hateful, he must be taught a lesson!" ”

Yang Yang smiled and said: "Of course, a lesson is a lesson, it's better like this, let's set fire to him and burn him, if he can't burn to death, it's his fate, how about it?" ”

The tribesmen were dumbfounded, this dwarf was not yet to the point where they wanted to burn him alive.

Hearing Yang Yang's words, the dwarf was frightened, kneeling on the ground and kowtowing continuously.

Yang Yang now turned his back to the dwarf, facing the patriarch and the holy woman, and blinked, giving the two of them a look, the two understood, the patriarch smiled slightly, and said: "Yang Gongzi and the idiot girl are the distinguished guests of the clan, and this kind of thing happened tonight is also our inconsiderate hospitality, as long as you can make Yang Gongzi happy, this dwarf can be dealt with whatever you want." ”

"Hahaha, it's easy to say!"

Yang Yang laughed exaggeratedly and turned to look at the dwarf, who was so frightened that he fell to the ground and passed out.

The idiot came to Yang Yang's side and asked in a low voice, "Master, you don't really want to burn him alive, do you?" ”

Yang Yang looked at the innocent look of the idiot, shook his head and said, "Do you think the master looks like such a cold-blooded and cruel person?" ”

"Then why did you say you were going to burn him?" The idiot looked puzzled.

Yang Yang stretched out his hand and patted the idiot's head, and said with a smile: "Little fool, of course I want to scare him by doing this for the teacher, otherwise how can he listen to us in the future?" ”