124 First intimate encounter with subspace
"Bang la la ......" With the sound of being poured, Levi drank the beer from 40,000 years later...... To be honest, it's not much different from 40,000 years ago, but the taste is not refreshing. Frowning, he asked for a glass of fruit wine from the waitress who was kneeling on the ground (I really don't know what the hell made it), well, it tasted much better, the same as juice.
"Come, today is a break that I haven't had in a long time." Levi smiled and motioned to the overwhelmed maids around him to raise their glasses: "Come, you guys drink too......"
"Master, concubine, etc...... Can't. "Honestly, walking at a bar, but the armed maids who were still wearing battle mechs dared to sit on their buttocks. The vast majority of maids are Lori because of the class problem.,Because of the characteristics of the profession, they're about to become Levi's brocade guards or Inquisitors.。
Don't look at the kind of people who are yelling outside, any armed maid can directly order any soldier of the IG (Imperial Guard) (listen to the mood and threat level), but in front of Levi (the owner) is docile as a sheep. Now the little maids lowered their heads one by one, staring at the wine glasses in their hands, but they didn't dare to speak.
"Don't dare?" Levi wondered if he saw that they usually drank alcohol, oh...... It is estimated that they really dare to be here: "First of all, let me ask, who of you here is eighteen years old?" ”
In order to prevent a lot of problems, Li Wei first asked a question to Lori in front of him.
Everyone looked at each other, and seemed to be sincerely surprised by this question - who didn't have two scars on his body this year? The old lady looks like Lori, but the royal sister is very good? After coming out and mixing for so long, it seems that Li Wei dared to open his mouth and said lightly: "Who is not an adult?" But no one dared to do anything to Levi.
So a group of fake Loli and real royal sisters lowered their heads one after another for questions that they didn't know how to answer.
"Okay, no, right? -- Another wish before death was granted. Muttering, Levi officially raised his glass this time. Before he was drunk, he hurriedly did the addition and subtraction of elementary school math - a total of 25 armed maids, five at the bar next to him, and twenty sat around five small tables. The bar wasn't stuffed, and a group of loli was drinking...... If only that had been enough to shoot yourself for 40,000 years. But it seems that this matter doesn't matter today, because the biological age of these people is actually adults (the mental age of Levi seems to be really bad).
"Raise your glasses." In a commanding tone, Levi ordered these armed maids, whose real purpose was "Imperial Administration", "Imperial Judicial Arbitration", and "the backbone of Imperial Affairs": "Now, like me, drink all the wine in the glass—be careful, drink it happily, just as you usually do when you go to the bar to get drunk and then be notified by the gendarmerie to the head of the maid and taken back."
Since the emperor himself spoke, don't give face. Although in Levi's opinion, these loli are all precious to death, but in the eyes of these loli themselves, the armed maid is the emperor's (silenced), consumables, and you can throw them away if you don't use them up. So they each took their glasses and drank them all—heroic! Dashing!
In particular, Ophelia, who was next to Levi, led by example and took the lead in drinking a full cup of wine.
"Bang dang!" Li Wei still made a mistake, after all, if there is a good wine, there must be a bad wine, there is a big chest and a flat river, and there are a thousand glasses that do not pour and there are those who get drunk.
Or Ophelia, Levi's side, almost didn't fly after a glass as if she had used a golden killa - more like it was about to pour, of course.
"Eh, the spirit point, the spirit point, this is just the beginning...... So you can't drink enough? Levi looked at the other Lori with normal faces, and the face of the maid next to him, the royal sister and maid, was a little frightened. Holding Ophelia, whose combat effectiveness was N percentage points higher than his own, Levi smiled and found that he ...... The other party is really soft.
――It's just that the mechanical armor on his body is too piercing.
With the strength of the wine, Li Wei also didn't touch his hand to the right place, since he came out to play today, suddenly he Li was not afraid of anything: "Come on, come on!" - Attention, everyone! Today's task is to have a good drink, drink happily! Cheers! There's no other task before getting drunk, just drink happily - do you hear? If you have fun! ”
"Yes, master!"
A group of maids raised their glasses, and the atmosphere in the bar came alive again - or a bit like the feeling of a superior asking a subordinate to have a good drink, and the subordinate forced a smile. But these maids were able to drink with the emperor...... Usually, the program in which the emperor appears is usually in the prayers, which has the feeling of living between 7 and 7:30 in the evening; Now it suddenly popped out of the news -- everyone felt that Ge M had a head again. For a while, they exchanged heads and ears, and they were elated, watching Levi eat three bowls of dry rice without anything.
"I know it's hard to be armed with a maid." Levi put Maria, who had gone limp, on a sofa that had just been moved, and sat down to continue speaking to the armed maid present—by the way, he removed the mechanical prosthetic eye from the left side of Maria's face, so that it looked even more beautiful: "Alas...... It won't be long before many of you will be in possession zones across the planet to exercise your responsibilities. I trust you very much, but not only do you have to have fun when you 'burn people to play' all over this planet, but more importantly: the trial must have evidence, don't just scream [heresy!] And it burned - of course you have no mercy on those who want to kill you. But...... For those poor civilians, persuasion and education are the main thing, you know? ”
"Yes! Master! ”
"We obey!"
"Shepherd of mankind, you are so loving! ――”
"Ahh Lord of all! How merciful! ”
One of the problems that Levi found was that people really became much easier to talk after drinking. Although most of the words in the wine hall can be listened to, and whoever is serious is not deceived and comfortable-but at the wine table, these maids who have no other entertainment than whipping themselves on weekdays have drunk heartily, and there is a feeling that they have not drunk this meal.
"I've drunk with the God Emperor! - No matter where I go in the future, if I say this, the bar owner will not dare to take my money! Levi's ears were tipped, and he heard some strange remarks mixed with the whispers below.
"Hmph~ Look at your breath! ――What did the Emperor of God explain when he invited us to drink? It means that you look at us at us! ――The 2nd team's Bichi will never want to compete with us for favor in the future! ”