Chapter 108: The Rogue Leader Who Will [Please God].
"Really, there are so many wastes that don't have the ability to bark these days, but the voice is still loud, the tiger is not powerful, and any cat or dog dares to come out and bark twice!"
In a lightning moment, the old cat was crushed by a blow, and the air in the headquarters seemed to freeze in an instant, leaving only Lin Xi's piercing ridicule echoing endlessly.
With a bang, the last piece of floating sawdust also fell to the ground, as if to add an end to his voice.
Lin Xi looked coldly at the Yang Bo not far in front of him, without the hindrance of the storm and sawdust, the face of this person was completely presented in front of his eyes.
Just like his voice, this guy's appearance is also full of an extremely disgusting flow, wearing a floral shirt and beach pants, stepping on a pair of tattered flip-flops, most of the buttons on his chest are unbuttoned, colorful tattoos and thick black chest hair are entangled, and with a finger-thick gold chain, just looking at it makes Lin Xi have a vulgar feeling that he doesn't want to take a second look.
"Hey, hey, it looks like I'm underestimating you."
Yang Bo's lips squirmed, and he laughed in an ugly voice like sawing wood with a blunt knife, "The old cat is also a good hand under my hands, but I didn't expect that you can't even stand up to three punches and two feet, and it's also a waste." ”
"Hey, hey." Lin Xi also smiled coldly, and said unceremoniously, "It's a pity that I think highly of you." ”
He raised his eyes and glanced at the old cat who was still learning maggots to arch outside the door, and spit out three words, "Weak." ”
Yang Bo stared at him, his face gloomy as if he was about to drip water.
However, in Lin Xi's opinion, he just honestly said his opinion, this old cat does not say anything else, even compared with the original strange man and Boss Tu, it is much weaker, if such strength can also be called "a good hand", then the strength of the aliens in the entire landscape garden is really extremely worrying.
Beside him, Eric and Mongolia showed a hint of discoloration on their faces at the same time.
Especially Mongolia, this guy looked at Lin Xi a few times strangely, and sat back very simply.
In an instant, it was Lin Xi, an innocent passer-by, who became the other party in this confrontation.
Lin Xi glanced at them in amazement, "Damn, is it so unkind?" ”
He glared at the two old foxes and shouted, "Captain Meng, this guy was provoking your majesty just now, and Lord Eric, we are planning to join your mercenary organization, so you just sit next to you and pose as if you were watching a play, isn't it?" ”
Although he is not afraid of this yang wave, he doesn't want to fight to death so inexplicably.
Since this guy dares to argue with Mongolia in person, he is not a simple character, let alone comparable to the likes of old cats, otherwise with the strength of Mongolia, he would have been wiped out all the way, where can he be allowed to make a big deal here?
Unfortunately, although he shouted loudly, Mongolia and Eric over there were not vegetarians either.
To put it mildly, these two people have eaten more salt than he has eaten, and they have walked more bridges than he has walked, where will he squeeze it?
Eric smiled very gentlemanly, but raised the stack of papers in his hand, "Well, you see, isn't this a contract that hasn't been signed yet?" ”
Mongolia was more direct, simply hugged his arms and snorted, without even saying a word, obviously making up his mind to watch the play.
Lin Xi was suddenly so angry by these two that he rolled his eyes.
Fortunately, Eric is still on the road, seeing his expression of being about to lift the table, he hurriedly added, "You beat his subordinates, according to his strange logic, you slapped his face, so this guy is definitely going to find you to fight this fight, I don't know where he got so many faces to give people to smoke, rather than waiting for him to play yin and play with you in the future, it is better to fight him now!" Don't worry, mud bodhisattva, if you win, you will be guaranteed a raise! ”
"! You are ruthless! ”
Lin Xi scolded viciously.
Although he had the idea of showing his strength and getting a promotion and salary increase at the beginning, but now the situation is inevitably out of control, right?
Then, just when he was about to say something, Yang Bo on the other side was already angry,
"Alright boy, don't grind around there! Those two shrunken-headed turtles, you have to make a fart! Do they have to dare to me, and wait until today? You, it's better to let Lao Tzu beat him up happily, maybe Lao Tzu will be merciful and spare you a dog's life! ”
As he spoke, his eyes rolled, and his gaze suddenly fell on Wu Qiuli, and a touch of lust suddenly flashed on his face.
"However, as long as you are willing to give that girl to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not unable to let you go, if you have no opinion, Lao Tzu can also let you be the first hall master under my hands, and in the future, we will eat and drink spicy together, eat meat together, drink wine together, and play with women!"
"Oh, Lao Tzu gave you his sister-in-law, and then waited for you, stupid Boi, to have a woman play with Lao Tzu?"
Lin Xi listened to Yang Bo's reckless low IQ lure, and showed a sneering attitude on the spot, and mocked mercilessly, "Is it that you have in your head, or do you think everyone is in the same as you are in your head?" ”
"If you don't want to, forget it, Lao Tzu will kill you, your sister is not Lao Tzu?"
Yang Bo was surprisingly not angry at this time, but began to talk about his own set of crooked reasoning.
It can be seen that no matter how bastard a guy is, he actually has his own set of worldviews, and the more bastards he is, the more he feels that his truth is greater than God, and he wants the whole world to operate according to his ideas.
It's just that although this guy keeps his mouth open, his two hands unbutton his shirt one by one.
Soon, the shirt that had not been buttoned was taken off and thrown aside, revealing a colorful tattoo and a skinny body, and then his two hands were like drums, shaking from side to side, and began to beat his body frantically.
"It's ......"
Lin Xi narrowed his eyes and looked at Yang Bo's movements curiously.
However, Eric suddenly shouted solemnly, "Mud Bodhisattva be careful! He's about to activate his [Please God] ability, which is said to be able to summon the souls of powerful creatures that once died here within a radius of one kilometer, and then take them for himself and turn them into his own power! ”
After the introduction, he glanced at Mongolia again.
Mongolia was no longer clumsy at this time, but stood up with his arms outstretched, and at the same time raised his voice very cooperatively,
"After the end of the world, the most powerful creature in this area is a mutant python, the best at strangling and using the scales on the body to unload the attack, and finally we used a dozen rockets and many heavy weapons to gather fire together to kill it, if Yang Bo wants to [please God], it must be this guy!"
"You-"
Yang Bo, who was [please God], glared at the two of them, and a flash of blue anger flashed on his face, obviously very dissatisfied with them for revealing his hole cards so wantonly.
However, at this time, he had also reached the critical moment of activating the ability [please God], and the scolding in his mouth was only half of the time, and he quickly turned towards the "hissing" snake hissing sound, obviously just like Mongolia said, the soul fragment of the mutant python that was killed by the army was very likely to have attached to his body at this time!
"Got it!"
Seeing such an abnormality, Lin Xi waved his hand solemnly.
At the moment, he didn't keep it anymore, the blue diamond-shaped scales that had only appeared partially for a moment before suddenly sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, growing from the back of his hand, and soon spread to the entire forearm, the five fingers that shimmered with a dark blue metallic luster were bent like hooks, placed in front of him one after the other, the upper body bowed, and the two feet were separated in a figure-eight shape.
At this moment, Lin Xi's whole person was almost on the ground, as if he was a crazy posture before the predation of a fierce beast!
And on the other side of him, Yang Bo's body had also completed the mutation at this time, and the sound of thin bone cracks sounded from the depths of his body, the body of a normal person suddenly became slender and soft, two fangs turned out of his lips, and the two pupils also turned into amber vertical pupils like snakes, which were fiercely opposite to the beast pupils in Lin Xi's eyes, and his whole body, even including his face, was already wrapped in a layer of dark snake scales at this time!
"Shhhh
"Roar!"
After getting ready, the two of them raised their heads to the sky at the same time and let out an impassioned roar, and then ......
Just slammed into each other without any fancy!
Rumble!
Mars hits Earth!