My name is Shen Fan, I am twenty-eight years old, single, unemployed.

An hour ago, I was hiding at home like an ordinary young man with a public dick, playing a game, picking my feet, spraying my teammates and scolding the sky, and then I was killed by a goddess with thunder.

Here, I would like to sincerely remind all friends who love games, no matter what the situation, don't spray your teammates, you will really be struck by lightning.

In addition, the younger brother wants to ask here, does anyone know what people who have returned from the resurrection of the heavenly realm should generally do to behave tall, online, etc., which is quite urgent.

"Click~"

The old door was opened, and Shen Fan returned home with a head of paste.

"Human, I'm hungry~"

As soon as he entered the house, Shen Fan was startled by the sudden sound.

Shen Fan thought to himself, 'Robbers, thieves, murderers?'

I looked around nervously for a while, but found that there seemed to be no one in the hall on the first floor.

"Is it upstairs?"

Shen Fan cautiously walked around the sofa, his whole body tensed, maintaining a classic defensive move learned from old movies, and slowly approached the stairs with small steps.

At this moment, a black shadow jumped up from the sofa and skewered to Shen Fan's feet in the blink of an eye, and the mysterious voice sounded again.

"Meow~ Human beings are troublesome, rub it, be happy, quickly feed me dried fish. ”

At this moment, Shen Fan looked at the little flower cat at his feet that kept rubbing his trouser legs, and was stunned...

"What's the situation? alien invasion possessed by the big lazy cat I've had for more than 20 years?"

Shen Fan, who had relieved himself, thought a lot, from the third type of contact, alien invasion to alien wars, in short, the images of countless science fiction movies flashed through his mind, it seemed that his brain was overloaded and crashed, but he didn't care about the cat itself.

The big lazy cat raised his head, looked at himself suspiciously, a strange human who had raised himself for more than 20 years, and raised his head arrogantly, "Meow ~ human, you are too much, forget it, let you touch my head, now you are happy, only one minute Oh meow~." ”

Finally, Shen Fan got out of the state of death, and the pleasant female voice in his ears still made him feel unreal.

Especially when Shen Fan stared at the big lazy cat carefully, a circle of purple mist would appear on the other party's body, but as soon as the spirit relaxed, the mist would disappear.

After more than three hundred rounds of battle between heaven and man, Shen Fan finally defeated normal thinking, and calmly accepted the non-logical thinking that cats can talk with a thick nerve line.

Shen Fan picked up the big lazy cat on the ground, sat on the sofa with a big thorn, and asked curiously, "Big lazy cat, why do you suddenly know how to talk?"

The big lazy cat asked puzzledly, "Meow, human, you are so strange today, don't I usually call you that, is it because I am in a bad mood? I lick my hands, so you will be happy, meow~"

The big lazy cat twisted in Shen Fan's arms, stretched out its little tongue and licked it on the back of Shen Fan's hand.

Shen Fan felt an itch on his hand, and scratched the chin of the big lazy cat with his other hand, and suddenly the big lazy cat turned over, revealing its small belly, and let out a meaningless cry "Meow~Meow~"

"Do you usually talk to me when you call me?" remembered that every time I came home, the cat would lie on the sofa and lazily call itself, and in retrospect, it seemed that he was really greeting himself.

"Meow?human being, you're really weird, you usually seem to ignore me when I talk to you, why do you ask so many questions today, it's annoying, give me dried fish, I'm hungry~" The big lazy cat may be too lazy, and he doesn't bother to think about this complex thinking relationship, and he only has delicious dried fish in his head.

Although Shen Fan still has a lot of questions to ask, he still went to give the big lazy cat a cat food first, and sorted out his thoughts by the way.