Chapter 317: Three Rune Papers for You
That's right! I haven't paid yet!
I put my hand in my pocket, and was taking out the money, when I heard the voice of disgust speak again: "Two hundred! ”
Shenma! Two hundred? Just now you kept saying one hundred, why is it two hundred in the blink of an eye?
Is this a starting price for sitting on the ground?
I turned my head to look at the little boy's underbeaten face, and I really wanted to step on it.
Lao Tzu's travel home is gone, you are still exploiting me at this time, is this to force me to beat the glass of your house?
I got angry, took out a hundred dollars and threw it at the little brat, turned around and left.
How did I know that the child jumped up to me in three steps and two steps, stretched out his arms to stop me and shouted: "What we sell is yin money, for the dead, if you lose our money, it is equivalent to self-damage to yin virtue, and you are also a cultivator, aren't you afraid of retribution?"
Besides, you spend money to pick up girls, why do you want us to help you pay, and you still spend yin money to pay, don't you hurt? ”
I looked down at this kid with shoe polish on his hair and pink on his face, and a burst of egg pain rushed to my head, this kid's mouth was too damaged, and at this time I was thinking that Nobita was here, and he would definitely be able to talk to this kid verbally.
Made, we're already adults, how can we care about children? Well, yes, we adults don't remember villains, but I can't be hacked for a hundred yuan for no reason!
I bent down to look at his face, but the boy looked frightened, and shouted with a sense of playfulness in his eyes: "Oh, indecent, afraid!" ”
I'll go! It's so cheap! If I don't teach a lesson, he won't know that I, Ou Ning, am also a doctor.
"Boy, just now you kept shouting a hundred yuan, and I didn't give it to you less, why did you stop me and look at me unpleasantly? Can't get along with me? ”
The kid pouted his face and said: "One hundred yuan is the price for beauties, women always have an advantage, if you want to come out, you have to pay double the price." ”
I'm so depressed, my grandfather gave me a total of 500 yuan for the journey, I thought that I had spent 210 yuan all the way over, and I didn't count the money for a sugar gourd, and just now I spent 100 yuan to help Tong Nan buy rune paper, and this kid has to go another 100 yuan, so I really have to run all the way home.
It took three or four hours to get from the city to our poor ravine, and I guess I would die of exhaustion halfway through.
Now that I think about it, I was really stupid at that time, this kid is the master of touching the fish, what am I talking to him here? Isn't it over if you just leave with the money?
As a result, the two of them broke apart here.
I jumped to my feet and scolded: "Boy, you are also a cultivator, I am also a cultivator, we cultivate the Tao by a fate, money and foreign things, and the cultivation that does not seek money is the true cultivation, you pick the door like this, be careful that the ancestor will be angry with you." ”
The kid looked at me with disdain: "My master said, we don't practice Buddhism, we don't cultivate the Tao, we only cultivate ourselves, we are fearless, we are true gods, we don't respect heaven and earth, we only respect my ancestors." ”
I scolded: "You actually don't respect the Buddha and the Tao, so why do you have so many Buddha statues in this store?" Who is your ancestor? If your ancestor knew that you were so picky, wouldn't you be punished for copying the Tao Te Ching 10,000 times? ”
The stinky boy also jumped to his feet: "My ancestor's surname is Yi, my name, I just don't tell you, my ancestor said, these are all used to make money, you can't live well without money, you can't even eat, what use do you believe they have?" So the first thing people have to do is to fill their stomachs.
If he sees me slamming the door like this, he will definitely make me offer incense and copy the Tao Te Ching, which is what my master's prodigal son did. ”
I'll go! Who the hell is this? Where is there anyone who scolds his master like this?
But how do I seem to have so much truth in his words?
At this moment, Mr. Rong, the long-haired young man in the room, walked out, grabbed the stinky boy by the neck, threw him into the counter, and scolded: "Who is the loser? There is no distinction between the young and the old, Lao Tzu is hungry, hurry up and make dinner. ”
The stinky boy glared at me and shouted angrily, "What are you eating?" ”
"Shredded potatoes!"
Mr. Rong said angrily.
Although the kid was not convinced, he still ran into the store very obediently.
Mr. Rong looked at me deeply, sighed and said: "What he has learned is different from yours, there are thousands of ways in this world, everyone has their own opportunities, everyone has their own thoughts, as long as they don't do evil, don't harm others, and be kind to others is a good way."
The road is one, and the different paths are the same, so you must not be confused by his words, and your own way is the true way.
In order to compensate you, I will give you three more pieces of purple rune paper, and go back to explain this matter clearly to your grandfather. ”
With that, he handed me three pieces of purple rune paper.
I'm a little confused, these are three purple rune papers! It took several months for our family to save up ghost nails worth as much as three pieces of purple rune paper, and as a result, I said a few words to the little kid, and Mr. Rong gave me three pieces of purple rune paper, which is a good deal!
I swallowed, looked at Mr. Rong and said, "Why don't you call him out and I'll talk to him again?" ”
Mr. Rong's expression was stunned, and then he smiled: "Little ghost, you will really take advantage!" It's not such a good thing next time, but you seem to have learned to be casual, yes, yes, you can teach. ”
I watched him pretend to be with me and force me to fly, as if he were an old pedant educating a child.
I said in my heart that you are not much older than me, why are you so and dragging, but my grandfather said that in our industry, don't judge people by their appearance, otherwise you will suffer a big loss.
And this guy is very kind to give me purple rune paper, I can't scold people behind my back, that's too immoral.
I hurriedly took the three pieces of purple rune paper and bowed to him in thanks: "Thank you, Mr. Rong." ”
When I looked up again, I saw that there seemed to be an intriguing look in his deep eyes, and he nodded to me.
I immediately blushed, this guy can't read minds, right? How do I feel like I'm standing here like a transparent person, who sees everything?
This feeling was so terrible that I hurriedly put away the purple rune paper and said to the young Mr. Rong again, "Goodbye." ”
But the people had already turned around and walked back to the Fushou shop, and then I heard an angry roar: "Rabbit cub, where did you get Lao Tzu's shoe polish?" Lao Tzu is in a hurry to go out on a date! Hurry up and turn it out for me. ”
I sweated and looked up at the street, which was gloomy and had an atmosphere with the funeral parlor opposite.
I hurried out of the street, reached for a taxi, and got inside. R1148