Wu Di never thought that one day he would face to face with the robbers who did evil as he imagined.

From childhood to adulthood, Wu Di has been a good boy, except for the last time when he mended Yuelu's shoes, he accidentally killed Tian Tuoguang, and it was he who hit the sword and hung it himself.

Therefore, this is Wu Di's first confrontation in the true sense.

Unlike what he imagined, Wu Di's first encounter with the enemy was not pleasant. He was chased like a dog with a sword, scurrying around.

"Brother Lin! Brother Lin! Help me! ”

Wu Di scurried around on the boat, using his hands and feet together, and his feet kicked out of the unexpected place every time, kicking the two robbers so dizzy that he couldn't find the north, while shouting hard for Lin Ruofan to help him.

"It's okay! Just hit it! Get him! I'll rest for a while! ”

Lin Ruofan was a little helpless, this kid obviously had an advantage, and he shouted as if he was dying......

Ignoring Wu Di, who was beating up the two robbers and begging for help on the other, Lin Ruofan turned to the old man who was concentrating on gnawing on turnips, and asked with a smile: "What is your surname?" ”

"Alas...... Old ...... The old man has almost forgotten what the old man's name is...... What's the old man's name? ”

When the old man heard Lin Ruofan's words, he put down the carrot in his hand in confusion, tilted his head and remembered, as if he had really forgotten what he was called.

Feign! Keep loading! I'll see how long you can load!

"My husband is old this year?"

Since you want to pretend, buddy will accompany you to pretend! In my previous life, I don't know how many jokes I watched on the Internet, how many jokers I have seen, no matter how you pick it up, you bow your head and repent every minute!

"How old are you? How old am I? Sixty? Or eighty? Or seventy? ”

The old man looked down as if he was really demented, and when he lowered his head and muttered, the box was exactly the same as that of an elderly dementia.

"I see you, at most in your forties!"

Lin Ruofan smiled and spoke, talking serious nonsense.

"Little dolls are really joking! The old man has gray hair and beard, where can he be only forty years old?! What rudeness! ”

The old man can't pretend anymore, although being said to be young is what everyone likes to hear, but he can't talk nonsense, right? Excessive, that's an insult! Well, insult IQ!

"Rude? No, no, no......" didn't come to an end, but Lin Ruofan shook his head with a smile, straightened his body, and said with a serious face: "Actually, a person's life is only a few years to really live. Throw away the time when you are going to school as a child, dig out the reading time day after day, and take out the time when you are bored and in a daze, how much time do you have left? A person's life is not determined by how long he lived, but by how many things he experienced in the same time, an eighty-year-old man who lived a turbulent life was limited to more than ten miles around him, and a young man who had experienced countless tribulations and experience at the age of twenty was incomparably rich, who do you say could face the two more calmly when encountering danger? Which of the two is more like an elder? ”

Lin Ruofan is purely secretly changing the concept, forcibly twisting the age and experience together with a bunch of crooked reasoning, and the truth and falsehood make people fall for it unconsciously.

"Crooked!"

The old man's eyes widened, looking very displeased, but a confusion flashed in his eyes, this kid seems to have a little truth in what he said?

Gotcha! This old man has been tricked!

"Brother Lin! I can't stand it! ”

Wu Di's screams rang out again, he had been forced into a corner of the ship by the two robbers who had robbed him for the first time, and the space for dodge was greatly reduced.

"Don't panic! Calm! Go on! ”

Lin Ruofan didn't reply, and waved his hand perfunctorily, letting Wu Di continue to insist. Are you kidding?! How can the future sword demon be so promising? Hold on to me!

"Little Doll...... That boy can't hold on, why don't you help him? ”

The old man had a good impression of Wu Di, who was driving the boat on his back, and when he saw Wu Di being chased in embarrassment, he immediately opened his mouth and wanted Lin Ruofan to help him.

"Uncle, of course I can help him. But in this way, there will be one less wonderful moment in his life, and when he encounters this situation in the future, he will die because he can't cope. This is a great sin! Kid wouldn't do that! ”

Lin Ruofan smiled and refused the old man without hesitation.

"You...... You kid! ”

The old man's face suddenly froze, and he pointed at Lin Ruofan who didn't know what to say, he hadn't recovered from Lin Ruofan's crooked reasoning at this time, but this kid came to say something like this again!

This makes it clear that you old guy is the old man whose knowledge is limited to more than ten miles, and he doesn't know anything to talk about!

The old man, who thought he was good at qi cultivation, now has the idea of slapping this hateful boy all over his body and breaking his tendons. But in my heart, although this kid's words are poisonous, they are not wrong!

Isn't that the self back then a true portrayal of this kid's mouth? Originally, he was just a civil official, but he became a master because of an accident, and he was ordered by the emperor of the previous dynasty to encircle and suppress the Ming Sect, but he didn't expect that he didn't know the martial arts of all the masters, and he suffered a big loss! The whole family has turned into dry bones except for themselves!

However, the old man still couldn't see that Wu Di was forced to be embarrassed by the two, so he picked up a peanut from the sack on the side and shot it at Wu Di with a snap of his fingers!

The old man's actions did not hide from Lin Ruofan, he made small moves in front of Lin Ruofan openly, and the meaning was obvious: Boy, don't you help me! Moreover, the old man is a master!

"What about the masters? Not an old man who doesn't dare to show his head? Lin Ruofan pursed his lips disdainfully, and said mockingly: "If today's subversion is imminent, an old guy like you who only knows how to take care of himself but ignores the whole world will only show off his majesty in front of me!" ”

Agitation method, red fruit fruit agitation method!

The agitation method is the oldest and most practical method, and the person who has won this trick will definitely respond to it in his heart, even if it doesn't matter on the surface! Of course, except for the protagonist of a certain thing that was made up because of the worship of Wuhou, the kind that is not ordinary thick is another matter.

"What's the matter of this world, what's the matter with your little doll?! Besides, did the old man say that the old man only cares about himself?! ”

The old man's eyes widened, he was dressed in white and had no wind, and the momentum of the whole person suddenly changed from a harmless old man to an imposing master!

Lin Ruofan, who was beside the old man, only felt a huge pressure pressing towards him like a mountain, and it seemed that even the air was taken away by the old man, and it was very difficult to breathe!

"You...... Don't be convinced...... The rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband! I got the exact news from Bai Xiaosheng and the Ouchi secret agent! Cheng Gonggong has the intention of rebellion. Even though he is just a no-name junior, he still has the world in his heart! ”

Lin Ruofan blushed, and his speech was a little intermittent at first, but he spoke faster and faster later, and finally spread it aside softly, and the eager voice just now drained all the strength of his body.

I'm Nima...... What realm of martial artist is this old man? Why are you so awesome?!

"Bai Xiaosheng? Ouchi Secret Agent?! Hiss ......"

With the old man's knowledge, he can naturally imagine that if the rebellion of the father-in-law named Cheng is really successful, then it is estimated that there will be another bloody storm in the world! Moreover, the Great Sage Ming Dynasty is surrounded by Liao and Jin, if these two countries take advantage of the internal strife of the Great Sage Ming Dynasty to move south, the whole world will be devastated! When the time comes, thousands of miles of uninhabited, the scene of white bones everywhere will descend on the world!

"So, old man, do you still think I'm rude?"

Lin Ruofan gasped for breath, just now he was like carrying a huge mountain, and now he is recovering his strength.

"Little slippery!"

Now, the old man understands it, this kid just said so much, just to let himself fall into the trap!

"One to the other...... Hey...... The younger generation thanks the seniors for the world! ”

Lin Ruofan's heart was relieved, and the old man's words were basically agreed. Now, your own strength has increased a few points!

Next...... It's just that General Li has been done...... Lin Ruofan set his sights on Wu Di, who was fighting against the two robbers in the inferior martial arts comics.

"This doll ......"

The old man also looked at Wu Di, couldn't help laughing, grabbed a handful of peanuts, and hit Wu Di's body with a crackle!

"Ahhh!!hhh

Hit by peanuts on the back, Wu Di's whole body was itchy and unbearable, and at the same time, there were hot currents flowing out of his body, and there was a feeling of not vomiting and unhappy in his heart.

"Senior, time is running out, it's better to end it as soon as possible!"

Now that this old man has been dealt with, Lin Ruofan didn't want to delay, so he grabbed a handful of peanuts in a similar way, and flicked his fingers continuously, and the peanuts hit the crook of the legs of the two robbers with a sound of breaking through the air!

"Ouch! Oops! ”

The two robbers were being beaten by the rampaging Wu Di at this time, only to feel a sharp pain in their knees, their bodies staggered to the ground, and they were carried into the river by Wu Di alone and a big foot.

"Hey...... I know martial arts! I know martial arts! ”

Wu Di, who had been blindfolded all the time, didn't come back to his senses until now, looked at his hands in disbelief, and looked straight up happily like a child.

This kid ......

Lin Ruofan shook his head helplessly, began to close his eyes and recuperate, waiting for the ship to dock.

"General Li, this trip to Mount Tai is a great opportunity, don't miss it!"

At the same time, in the General's Mansion, an old eunuch was looking at the white beard and armor general in front of him with a smile on his face, and his eyes flashed with something called ambition!