Chapter 176: The Wedding Begins
The news of Fiona's return spread through the clan immediately.
The patriarch Diona found Fiona and reprimanded her, but Fiona didn't believe her explanation. Then Diona led her to the elders.
Today, Fiona is married, and the elders are going to teach her a lesson before the cave room, the art of the house!
And the girls who had disappeared from the clan have also returned. Diona was overjoyed to see them, and before she had time to inquire about the reason for their disappearance, she threw herself into the final preparations for the marriage.
The whole tribe was immersed in a jubilant atmosphere. Every member of Meizu was busy decorating the venue, tying colorful flags, and preparing sacrificial fruits and food boxes.
A morning had passed, and the whole village had been completely renewed.
In the very center of the tribe, a huge viewing platform has been made. In front of the viewing platform is the platform where the wedding ceremony is held. The platform has been arranged with joy, but there is no lack of solemnity.
Everything is ready, and it's time to kill the pigs. And what about the pigs...
Yun Jie, who was sleeping soundly, was woken up by a group of little girls.
"Groom, groom, groom," the little beauties stomped their feet in joy and shouted rhythmically.
"What are you doing?" Yun Jie rubbed his eyes and roared.
"It's time, Yun Jie. The wedding is about to begin, hurry up and get into new clothes. Mona stepped out of the crowd and into the doorway.
"Looks like I can't escape. Yun Jie sighed, took his clothes and said, "Please wait outside the room, I'll change my clothes and come." ”
"Good. Mona went out with a bunch of little girls.
Yun Jie put on the new clothes Mona had brought, and turned to look out the window. There, the brilliant colors of the venue set off the joy of the festival. At this moment, his excited face reflected his loneliness and helplessness! No one could understand his mood at this time.
Get dressed, cheer up, and push the door open.
Outside the door, a group of girls holding flowers danced the flowers in their hands, lined up on both sides, and those excited little faces were full of excitement and expectation!
Perhaps infected by that atmosphere, Yun Jie raised his thick old face and responded to the joy of the girls.
"Yun Jie, follow me. The wedding has begun!" Mona said.
"Okay. Yun Jie responded.
"Alas..."Mona sighed lightly, stepped forward to arrange Yun Jie's clothes, the brilliance of motherhood was revealed, and her eyes moistened, "I really hope to see Xiaoge's wedding, I don't know, is there another day." ”
"There will be that day!" replied Yun Jie gently and forcefully with a determined gaze.
"I believe ... let's go. Mona seemed to cheer herself up.
Following Mona, Yun Jie went down the stairs, and a bunch of little girls behind him also followed him, lining up to come down. At this time, the viewing platform was already crowded. Meizu has not held such a festive event for a long time, and everyone has already sat down, waiting with excitement.
Coming to the viewing platform, Mona said to Yun Jie to wait here, then bowed slightly and walked to the viewing platform, saluted Leona, and asked if she could start. With Leona's permission, Mona turned and shouted, "Take the groom on the field." ”
This sentence sounded to Yun Jie, bring the prisoner to the field!
After Mona's voice, the crowd of onlookers around the viewing platform immediately erupted in cheers. The little girls behind Yun Jie stepped forward, held up Yun Jie's arm, and slowly led him to the platform in front of the viewing platform.
On the platform, Diona, a well-dressed teacher, was waiting there. Seeing Yunjie coming, Diona motioned for him to stand in the middle. Yun Jie accepted honestly and stood at the center of the platform.
"Today, my Meizu holds the first wedding in two hundred and fifty-three years! I, Meizu, since the seal here, relying on our industrious hands, in this closed world, we have learned how to make food, clothes, and houses..."
As for Yun Jie, he recalled the day he and Lang Yuenu got married, that sweet night...
"We Meizu people will never admit defeat, will we?" Diona shouted emotionally on stage.
"Yes!" the people around him responded excitedly.
The loud sound brought Yun Jie back to reality.
"Now, for the first item, worship the ancestors of the Meizu clan, and invite Grand Elder Leona!" Diona.
On the viewing platform, Leona straightened her clothes and led the rest of the elders to the incense burner in front of the stage, chanting words in her mouth, and then the whole clan knelt down in one direction. Diona on the stage also immediately fell to her knees....
Yun Jie, who was standing stupidly, looked at it and said in his heart, "Is this a wedding?" Why do you feel that you are going to take me to worship your ancestors later! You won't roast me like a roast suckling pig, right?"
After another lengthy ceremony, Leona sat back down on the viewing platform with an iron face.
"Let's proceed with the first item of the wedding..."
"It's finally begun. The impatient Yun Jie said in his heart.
"Cabaret, Wicked Borg!" Diona finished and glanced at Yun Jie.
'What the hell?' Yun Jie exclaimed.
Then, the vocal music sounded, and a group of girls in fluttering clothes entered like fairies, dancing like free butterflies in front of the viewing platform. Suddenly, drums beat and a man dressed in armor made of golden leaves appeared, or rather, a man disguised as a woman. As soon as this person appeared, the girls in the audience were like a group of frightened elves, running around the field. And when Naborg saw the girls, he behaved lustfully and chased after the girls in the courtship. However, they were all rejected. Then, Borg was furious, summoned the Divine Army, and sealed these girls under the mountain...
"Isn't this tampering with history!" Yun Jie couldn't help but exclaim after seeing it.
"Shhhh Diona on the side pointed to Elder Leona who was watching with relish on the viewing platform, and said softly, "This dance drama is personally choreographed by the Great Elder, Yun Jie, and it is not to be made." Got it?"
"Alas, the heroic image of my Lao Tzu. Yun Jie pouted.
At the end of the dance, Diona said, "Please lecture the Great Elder." ”
Leona stood up majestically and said, "Children, today, we are here to celebrate the wedding of the next patriarch, Fiona. Do you know who the bridegroom is?"
"I know, Yun Jie...", a group of little beauties said softly in unison.
"Yes, he's the son of the pervert Borg, Yun Jie. I want to cover the sky when Borg was obscene, and I will be a Meizu woman..."Grand Elder Leona began to talk at length again.
Yun Jie got goosebumps when he heard this, and looked at Leona, who was in high spirits, and he suspected that this old lady had never had menopause since she was born!
"Now, let's let our Fiona wash our shame on the pervert's son..." Leona finally finished speaking, raising her arms and shouting.
"Wash, wash," shouted a group of little milk voices.
"Bring the bride," Leona shouted.
After a while, Fiona, who was dressed in a white glazed flower dress, was surrounded by the crowd, and Yun Jie looked at it, her extremely seductive figure was slim, under the white hijab, and her pointed chin was exposed, giving people infinite reverie.
"Fiona, will you represent my people and let this man prostrate under your skirt forever?" Leona said excitedly.
"I will. ”
"Will you make him listen to you forever and give it all!"
"I will!"
"Will you fall in love with him and give it all?" said Leona.
"Absolutely not!" Fiona.
Remember, men are our tools, to use our flesh to get what we want, and to destroy their will and faith. This world should be ruled by us women!" Leona said excitedly.
"Yes!" Fiona.
"What the hell is this? This damn old witch can't teach good boys. Yun Jie listened to it and scolded secretly.
"Very good!" Leona sat back in her seat.
"The bride enters the cave room, the feast begins, and the bridegroom toasts. Let's have a blast, children...", Diona excitedly said.
"Oh," the crowd cheered and poured into the banquet hall.
"Yun Jie, follow me. Diona said.
Yun Jie glanced at Fiona, who was taken down, and said, "Master, why do I think I won't survive tonight? ”
"Hehehe, bear with it. Elder Leona has been suppressed for so many years, and it is time to vent. Let's go, go and toast the elders. Diona pulled the reluctant Yun Jie and stepped off the platform into the venue.
Diona took Yun Jie to introduce who this was, who it was, and then, Yun Jie was doing, doing, doing...
"Master, this is not like getting married. It's a judgment!" Yun Jie complained while he was drinking.
"Hehe," Diona laughed silently.
Table by table drank over, and when he arrived at the viewing platform, Yun Jie was already confused.
"Great Elder, Yun Jie has come to toast. Diona bowed.
"Yes. Leona glanced at Yun Jie majestically, and said, "Hmph, Borg, Borg, weren't you a cow back then, don't want me to be a Meizu woman, now, hum." Your son can marry a woman from my Meizu, and my Meizu still won. ”
"Old old witch, I, I, I, I respect you as a man..."Yun Jie said with a big tongue holding a wine glass.
"Great Elder, this kid is drunk," Diona hurriedly explained.
"Huh?" Leona stretched out her hand to stop Diona's words, and raised her eyebrows, "Okay, I'm a witch!" and then picked up her glass and dried it in one gulp.
"Yes, you have the ability, have another drink..."Yun Jie was so drunk that he couldn't help shaking.
"I'm afraid of you!" Leona snapped and dried it again.
"Elder, you should not drink wine too quickly, be careful with your body. Diona reminded.
"Don't worry about it, I'm going to drink this rabbit! ”
"But you..."
"Yours out!" Leona shouted.
"Okay. Diona reluctantly left.
"Drink and drink, drink and obey me? I have liquor, two or two catties, and I still drive and drive. I'm afraid of you?" Yun Jie said with a pout.
"Come on, sit down, and have a drink..."
......
After a period of time, both of them were had. Yun Jie put his arms around the neck of the Great Elder Leona and said, "Sister, sister, you, you, you, you're wrong, you're right, you're right, you're going to give me that slut, what are I doing..."
"Brother, brother, you can't blame me, you old man..., my brother is ruthless, you say, say, seal me and us here for many more years. Ahh
"I'm talking about that slut, you talk about it, it's my father..."Yun Jie blushed from drinking, and stretched out his fingers and shook his fingers.
"Oh, Fiona, didn't you hear clearly, didn't you just say it? Sister wants this revenge-like pleasure..."Leona was drunk, and her eyes were straight as she spoke.
At this time, Diona rushed over and saw that both of them had drunk too much. This is to let the children see that the Great Elder and Yun Jie are brothers, and they must not laugh to death. The prestige of the Great Elder is gone!
Diona, who was anxious, walked up behind Leona and slapped the alcohol in Leona's body with one palm, and Leona instantly sobered up. Seeing Yun Jie hugging his neck and screaming sisterly, the old face immediately turned red. Kicking Yunjie, he nervously asked Diona, "Did I drink too much?"
"You're not too drunk, you're drunk!" said Diona reproachfully.
"Why don't you stop me!" Leona said with some shame.
"I stopped it, you didn't listen. Diona said.
"Alas, that's it. Sober this kid and send him to the cave!"
Ps;The next chapter is the bed battle...Yamai Saucer!Invite friends from the outstation to pull the brothers vertically and horizontally.