Men's self-esteem is mostly fragile and proud, just like a peacock on the screen, which is beautiful at first glance, but if it gets wet in the rain, it is just a chicken in the soup. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Does Liu Yanchang like the Three Virgins?

Of course I do.

Any normal man walking on the street and seeing a graceful and beautiful woman walking towards him will subconsciously take a few more looks, and even more so, he will even think about having a graceful encounter with a woman in his heart.

It's a pleasure, but it can't withstand the slightest bit of wind.

It's like a child likes toys, a cat likes a ball of thread, etc., to put it bluntly, it's just a creature that yearns for beauty.

But after his incontinence was discovered by the Three Holy Mother, the love in this old man's heart suddenly disappeared, and all that was left was the shame of escaping here as soon as possible-

One side is the dignity of a man, and the other side is just a woman who has just met once, and even only said one word, which is more important, seeing Liu Yanchang, the old man who took his sleeve to cover his face and fled down the mountain, he knew the choice he made.

"Brother Liu, let's work together." Xiao Yu opened his mouth and said, after all, they went up the mountain together, and they had to send each other to the bottom of the mountain safely.

Liu Yanchang also came to his senses at this time, recalling that Xiao Yu scared off the tiger with a word, and even the figure of fighting with the Three Holy Mothers in the air, he also knew that the other party was by no means just an ordinary person who had practiced rough kung fu as he said, and it was inevitable that there would be a little more awe between his demeanor and movements, but at this moment the sky was dark and the snow was closed, he hesitated for a moment, and still said:

"Thank you Xiao and Brother Xiao for saving your life."

Xiao Yu smiled and said, "It's okay. ”

Looking at Liu Yanchang, who was disheveled and covered with snow, Xiao Yu also shook his head silently.

This old man is mediocre in all aspects, and his appearance can only be said to be handsome, but he is still far from eating with his face, although he can write two crooked poems, but it is really a little unsightly.

To put it bluntly, it is also a flirtatious deity, and the poems of this product are far inferior to the poems of the king, if it weren't for the fact that he took advantage of the situation by mistake, he wouldn't have wanted to hook up with such a fairy as the Three Virgins.

Now because of Xiao Yu's inconvenience, Liu Yanchang is not scared to death, and he has no opportunity to "cohabit" with the Three Holy Mothers to cultivate feelings, coupled with the urine scare incident, the possibility that the two can still get together is almost zero.

In silence, the two went down Huashan and came to an inn, resting without mentioning.

Early in the morning of the second day, the sky had just brightened, and a gentle knock sounded outside the door, and Liu Yanchang's voice came in:

"Brother Xiao, are you up?"

Xiao Yu, who was sitting cross-legged and cultivating silently, opened his eyes.

With his spiritual sense, he had already discovered Liu Yanchang, who was hesitating outside the door, and he could even guess the other party's purpose.

"Come in."

The door is windless and opens automatically.

Liu Yanchang walked in, his eyes were a little dark, obviously after seeing the bizarre scene, this scholar couldn't sleep all night.

He forced a smile and clasped his fists and said:

"Yesterday's incident, thank you Brother Xiao for coming to the rescue, I am here to bid farewell to Brother Xiao."

He is not a fool, go back and think about it carefully, and he understands that the tiger was summoned by the Three Holy Mother, obviously to punish him for his debauchery, if Xiao Yu does not appear in time, then the consequences are very unpredictable.

After a night of hesitation, he finally made up his mind to stay away from the "dangerous" Huashan as soon as possible.

But before that, Xiao Yu must explain it here.

As the saying goes, two people with similar identities may be able to easily become friends, but a billionaire and a beggar begging on the street will never become friends.

Because the gap between the two sides is too big, if there is no absolute trust and tacit understanding, no matter how you get along, you will feel uncomfortable.

In this case, it is better to leave altogether, which is not a wise choice.

"Brother Xiao, this is yesterday's ten taels of silver." The first thing Liu Yanchang did was to return yesterday's silver, and then said, "I suddenly have an urgent matter at home......

Something urgent, of course, is an excuse.

Xiao Yu didn't reveal it, nodded, and then said:

"I accepted the silver, I look at your face, you are not a person who has lived in the mud for a long time, this time I went to Beijing to take the exam, it must be the day of soaring."

Liu Yanchang's eyes lit up, he saw Xiao Yu's methods yesterday, and only regarded him as a character like a land immortal, and when he heard this, he directly believed most of it.

Xiao Yu paused, and said with a little meaning:

"In addition, if Brother Liu passes by Dai Xianzhuang, he might as well go in and live."

Although Liu Yanchang didn't understand what he meant, he might as well attach importance to it in his heart, silently remember it in his heart, and bowed to Xiao Yu with a fist, and then turned around and left.

When he got out of the inn, Liu Yanchang exhaled unconsciously, only feeling a little relieved, after all, he didn't have the bearing of Mount Tai collapsing in front of him and not changing color, just standing in front of Xiao Yu, he felt a lot of pressure coming to his face.

Xiao Yu didn't have much thought about Liu Yanchang's departure, the two sides were not from the same world, and if he didn't have a bad relationship with the Three Holy Mother, he might not be proud in the future.

"What's next......" Xiao Yu groaned in his heart, he already had a plan.

Not to mention the requirements of the live broadcast, you can complete it at any time, and you have to think about how to discover what is behind it...... went around and around, and in the end, it still had to fall on the head of the three virgins.

……

Shrine of Our Lady.

"What are you going to do?" The three virgins frowned slightly, showed their figures, and looked at Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu coughed dryly and said:

"Last night's incident was in Xia Menglang, and please don't blame the Holy Mother."

As he spoke, he handed over the food box in his hand and said, "This is an apology, and I ask my mother to forgive me." ”

As the so-called stretching out his hand and not hitting the smiling person, Xiao Yu's posture was very low, and the third virgin's heart suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, and her face looked a little better, and she nodded slightly:

"I didn't intend to pursue you, but as for these apologies, you still ......"

Before she finished speaking, the Third Lady suddenly paused and gently sniffed her little nose.

A strange scent wafted through the air.

For the Three Holy Mother, who practiced in the temple and almost did not eat the fireworks of the world, it was tantamount to a heavy bomb and fell down.

"It's so fragrant, it's still sweet, I really want to eat it......" Although she didn't speak, her slightly changed expression undoubtedly revealed this meaning.

Xiao Yu smiled secretly in his heart.

These three virgins look very smart and smart, but they really don't have any intelligence and scheming at all, otherwise they wouldn't have been coaxed by Liu Yanchang's rhetoric.

Actually, this is understandable.

Thinking that she was originally a Yaochi fairy, and she was also the niece of the Jade Emperor of Heavenly Court, even in Heavenly Court, her identity was extremely noble. Later, she became the goddess of Huashan who was worshiped by 10,000 people, and she just enjoyed the incense offering on weekdays, and other things were done by the land Chenghuang below.

Her life can be described as smooth sailing, but because it is so smooth, it makes her feel that life is like a pool of stagnant water, without expectations and new ideas. So it was inevitable that there was rebellion in my heart, longing for a wonderful life in the world, instead of staying alone in this cold temple, and finally under the sweet words of a man, I turned into a moth and threw myself into the vigorous fire.

Peeling off her coat of the three virgins, she is actually a very stupid and naïve woman.

"What's in the box?" After hesitating for a moment, the Third Holy Mother finally failed to resist the strange fragrance, and asked softly.

Xiao Yu said: "This is some pastries in my hometown, and the reputation is very good, so you can try it." ”

Xiao Yu opened the food box, and inside was a freshly baked egg tart, the fragrance of the mixture of creamy eggs and flour was enough to make anyone appetize.

It was obvious that the Third Holy Mother made a gesture of swallowing saliva, and a faint red glow appeared on her face, and said:

"Stuff down, you're good to go."

Xiao Yu nodded and said:

"These snacks have to be eaten hot, and they don't taste good when they're cold."

As he spoke, he placed the food box on the offering table, then turned to leave.

Looking at Xiao Yu's back and disappearing on the mountain road, the three virgins hesitated slightly, stretched out their plain hands, gently pinched a piece of cake, opened the cherry mouth, took a small bite gently, and her eyes suddenly narrowed.

The Three Virgins at this moment are a little less cold and a little more lively and lovely.

"Hmm, it's so fragrant, it's so sweet!" The voice was crisp and sweet, and the movements of the hands were not slow, and after a while, the four egg tarts in the food box were eaten.

"Isn't that new?" The Third Lady paused slightly, and her face showed a touch of disappointment.

"How long has it been since I've eaten something so delicious? Two hundred years or five hundred years? In the cold and unmanned temple of Our Lady, the three virgins held their cheeks with one hand, looked at the cold wind and snow outside, and sighed faintly.

The sigh was blown by the wind and quickly drifted into the air.

Who knew that the next morning, Xiao Yu appeared on time again, carrying a food box in his hand, this time it contained another kind of dim sum, and the taste was even worse than yesterday.

Although the Third Holy Mother was a little wary of Xiao Yu's motives, she couldn't resist the tempting fragrance after all, and she was completely defeated.

After five or seven days like this, the Three Virgins gradually let down their guard, their curiosity quickly grew, and soon reached their peak, and they couldn't help asking:

"Why do you keep bringing me snacks?"

The voice was crisp, with a vague expectation that he was not aware of.

This man is handsome, his cultivation is not weak, and more importantly, he has so many delicious snacks in his hands, if, if he begs me to form a Taoist marriage with him, how should I answer?

At this moment, the heart of the Third Holy Mother suddenly jumped up slightly, and she subconsciously bit her lip lightly, turned her head away, and only looked at Xiao Yu from the corner of her eye.

Xiao Yu is not an emotional idiot, he saw the mood of the Three Holy Mothers at a glance, and immediately clasped his fists and said:

"There is a word below, I don't know if I should say it......"

"You—you have something to say." The Three Virgins' faces were flushed, and there were signs of expansion.

"Actually, I want to ask for a handwritten letter from Our Lady."

"Huh?" The Three Madonna's eyes widened.

Calligraphy?

What about the sweet words that are good, why is there something wrong.