Chapter 0034: Don't Talk, Kiss Me

After more than 2,000 years, the cold lips of the female corpse still contain a faint fragrance, and the soft red lips rubbed against the dry corners of Fang Yan's lips to make a trembling touch, as if breaking the most regrettable parting of life and death in the world.

For a moment, Fang Yan seemed to sense her brilliant life deeds and taste her picturesque youth and prosperity, but in the next moment, he forgot all about it.

This kiss, the deceased revived, with the absurdity of three points mistaking Lang Jun, and the three points of the wrong child's play, leading to the other three points to break through time and space.

……

Fang Yan had no intention of enjoying it, this kiss was really scary, creepy, and his heart was raised to his throat.

In the past tomb robbery experience, even if he was directly followed by a one-meter-eight big zongzi fist and foot solo, his heart would not beat to this extent.

But this time is different, this is really an epic mission that has never been seen before or since.

It's beautiful, but it's also exciting......

This valuable live broadcast experience has been recorded by many people, and it has become a black history that has been turned out for a long time later, but it is also a well-known story:

"This is the screen debut of Emperor Jin Yan, and it is also the first kiss on the screen!"

……

Professor Jin's words Fang Yan kept in mind, after the ice jade was sucked out, he should not touch the air until the temperature returned to normal, so as not to condense the impurities of the water droplets in the air and affect the quality of the jade.

For this reason, he straightened his body, straightened his head, and conscientiously held the ice corpse jade, not daring to speak for a moment.

However, this dedicated action also seemed to draw an eternal end - Fang Yan was so alive.

It was like a human sculpture, motionless, except for the occasional blink of two eyelids on the eyelids, every muscle in the body was completely immobile.

Clear-eyed people can recognize it at a glance, this is extremely cold, and the muscles of the whole body can't even shiver instinctively.

Shivering in skeletal muscles is an important human instinct, which allows people to autonomously generate heat and maintain body temperature in cold environments, after all, humans are homeothermic animals.

At this time, Fang Yan was by no means at a constant temperature, and his body cooled down sharply at an exaggerated amplitude.

In less than half a minute, he was on the verge of death!

Chapter Twenty-Nine: Don't Talk, Kiss Me

"Oh no, Fang Yan is not a pure yang body, and his yang fire doesn't seem to be able to withstand it for too long." Professor Kim suddenly realized the seriousness of the problem, but it was too late.

"It's only been less than a minute, and you're a little irresistible? This kid is not angry enough. What can I do? Lin Yuanshan scratched his head anxiously, "If the old shallot knew that his precious apprentice was freezing to death here today, he would have to cut off his friendship with me." ”

"The ancient book says that as long as you can survive for five minutes, you can survive until the ice corpse jade returns to normal temperature, blame me, I overestimated the successor of the Dragon Gate, I thought that no matter how bad he was, he could easily withstand it for five minutes."

"Then what to do now, grandpa, you quickly find a way."

Jin Ling'er's VR perspective had already zoomed in to a close-up of Fang Yan's face, looking at him at the moment, a white frost was floating on his lips, and even his eyebrows were faintly frozen.

If this trend continues, Fang Yan will turn into a living ice sculpture in less than two minutes!

Poor Fang Yan couldn't say how hard he was, and gradually even his ideology was frozen a little sluggish.

The professor can't be blamed for this, he himself overestimated his own ability, and his strength was to death. I didn't expect this thousand-year-old ice corpse jade to be so domineering, and as soon as it entered it, it immediately suppressed his breath of life.

The dragon-seeking ancient coin on his chest was making a final struggle, but it was only a useless struggle, and the enthusiasm of the barrage could not dissolve the cold in his body.

Because, the audience in the live broadcast room is too small.

Some viewers are still a little ignorant of the truth, and they all think that Fang Yan is acting in strength.

[Is it really that cold?] [That's too exaggerated, isn't it?] Why are your eyelashes frozen? 】

[I give full marks for this acting! ] 【Your Excellency, could it be the Ice Emperor of the Nine Heavens? 】

[Emperor Yan becomes Emperor Cold in a second] [The jade that he sucked himself, he had to swallow it even if he cried. [Because of bad breath, I was attacked by ice jade? 】

[Hahaha bad breath laughing pee]

[Children, the uncle in the picture is your negative teaching material, don't learn it when you grow up]

[The acting skills are quite exaggerated, you see that he doesn't move. [It's really not moving! I give full marks to this ice sculpture]

[Yin Tianqiu, the king of comedy: "As an actor, I will never move until the director shouts 'Ka'"]

[Sister Juan: "Na, do you see it, this is what I usually tell you - professional!" ”】

……

"You people, you are really not saved, you are going to die, and you are still there to post funny barrages."

Er Zhu was so anxious that he paced back and forth, because he didn't explain to the audience what the thousand-year-old ice corpse jade in the coffin meant, so the barrage didn't take Fang Yan's symptoms seriously.

"Fang Yan, you hold on, hold on for a while and it will pass."

"Xiao Zhu, you take off your coat and put it on him, and Qin Shuang, both of you go over and hug him to keep warm." Lin Yuanshan rushed to the doctor in a hurry, and commanded indiscriminately.

Only the person concerned, Fang Yan, knew best in his heart that adding clothes, heating or something was all floating clouds, and the only way now was to spit out this damn ice jade.

But his tongue is already numb from the cold, where can he still spit it out?

"There's a way, substitution! That's right, substitution! ”

Jin Sanshi remembered a fact that was overlooked, "The ancient book only said that the man needed to absorb the ice jade himself, but it didn't say that the subsequent storage should be the same person!" Oh, with the wisdom of the ancients, how could they not think that there are very few pure yang people in the world? How could he meet a pure yang man and meet the ice corpse jade so coincidentally? ”

"I see, we need a relay race." Lin Fatzi was the first to react, "Second wish, you go to the relay!" ”

"Me?"

Erzhu pointed to his nose, but he didn't smile, and couldn't help but scold: "You let me go and suck the jade over?" Keep it for now? Ridiculous! It's ridiculous! Roll rough! Negative points roll rough! ”

His voice was a little out of control, and the roar reverberated throughout the shaft with the sound of "roll rough".

Just listening to the second half of the WIFI man's sentence, the smart audience guessed what a fucking first aid measure the backstage commander proposed.

The audience in the live broadcast room was in an uproar, and the barrage stopped for a full five seconds.

Finally...... Some viewers correctly recognized Fang Yan's symptoms at the moment.

Erzhu's sentence of "temporary storage" couldn't be clearer, it turned out that Emperor Yan was really about to be unable to hold on.

This thousand-year-old ice corpse jade is obviously a deadly ice jade!

However, even if you find out the facts, you can't control the barrage:

[666666] [666 good idea, you can change it for personal safekeeping! 】

[Substitution to continue life? [Bingyu MM: "Please change to someone who doesn't have bad breath and hold me, my sister can't stay anymore." ”】

[Yes, WIFI Man is on, Emperor Yan needs you!] 】

[Don't talk, kiss him!] 【Hee-hee! Don't talk, kiss him! (Powder) [Time waits for no one, it's going to freeze out of people's lives!] 】

[Don't talk, kiss me!] 】

[Is this the rhythm of the base?] (pink) [Sister's three views are all destroyed here today. (Powder)

[An anchor is engaged in live broadcasting, earning millions a month]

……

"Hey, Boss, are you alright? You can't do it, you can blink your eyes. ”

Although Erzhu was scolding on his lips, he was more panicked than anyone else in his heart.

Especially seeing that Fang Yan really couldn't even blink his eyes, his head suddenly roared.

"No, my brother has been single for 23 years, and his first kiss hasn't been given yet? How can I be cheap for you? But big brother, you're fighting for some anger, hey! Feed! You hold on! ”

Erzhu was close to Fang Yan face to face, and the audience was completely upset, thinking that he was going to kiss him forcibly.

It's a pity that the live broadcast of the internal beta can't give gifts, otherwise a group of local tyrants will inevitably scramble to swipe the "single-day gift list" at this time.

If Er Zhu really sucks the ice corpse jade over without discipline, I'm afraid that the gift system and recommendation ticket system in the entire live broadcast room will be blown up!

"You get away from Lao Tzu, if you dare to kiss me, I will go back and beat you into a pig's head first, and then brush your teeth a hundred times!"