Chapter 52: Creating an Environment Without an Environment

Joseph and Hanye quickly summed up Levi's mental condition and real life with years of experience.

1. Rich, really rich! People who don't have money don't have the leisure to work. The peasant uncle is great and industrious (but he has no money), and it is impossible to go out and sing "My Sun" with his waist straight after he finishes digging - are you crazy?

2. Loser, really loser! Your old man is on an expedition to the Holy Land with his soldiers, and he has this beautiful maid with him (although it looks a bit combative). Not to mention making contributions, why don't you meet our boss and queen? Theoretically, with a dozen men, seven or eight guns, and two or three knights, you can become the lord of a city (equivalent to a small village) in the Holy Land.

"You must be a great earl, and you have come to the Holy Land for simple worship?"

"No, I'm not going to go." I never plan to spit out what I eat.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Words to defeat demons, to guard the Holy Land and all that is good......" Joseph continued to knock on the side, and it was clear that he was much better than the yelling Renard. The front has a high appearance and can speak: "How many people have you brought from the mainland?" Maybe we can helpβ€”"

"How can everyone care about how many people I'm carrying? - I asked if you had anyone I needed. ”

"Yes." Joseph nodded and pointed to herself and her husband: "- What do you think of us?" Rest assured, we have more skills than you can imagine, whether it's playing, chanting or. ”

"Huh......?" Levi was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart that he didn't seem to be the kind of heavy-mouthed person who would play husband and wife together. Though...... It's okay to look at the looks. But there are 1,800 pure Lori warriors in his own family, how bad is this impact? It's not good, it's not good, it's not good, you must not do it.

"How much do you want to be paid?" But the mouth involuntarily asked.

Joseph squinted at her husband.

Hanye squinted at his wife.

The two of them were filthy for a while, and they deserved to have a good understanding.

Han Ye is real, and he opens his mouth to say: "One silver coin for two people a week." ”

Joseph is in line with the old principle of "one person a week, one silver coin a week." ”

Then it's when the husband and wife stare at each other.

"Well, that elf over there said it well." Levi began to take money from his pocket - anyway, he took it from the people and the people, he robbed it from the robbers, and the robbers robbed it from the people, and many people in history called this robbery of the rich and helping the poor: "Do you want to sign a contract?" ”

Levi looked at the whole hall with just two people, these two people were a little suspicious of standing on the street soliciting customers from the beginning, should they shop around?

"Well, it's better to sign a contract...... Do you know how to write? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ I rely on you to insult me? Levi felt that his IQ was insulted: "How can you not write?" Are you the Wang sauce on the street? ”

"......" art can't be eaten as food these days (not the same in this year), isn't it normal to not be able to write? The lord hired a church or a down-and-out artist to be an accountant, so why learn to read? "Oh, then I'll prepare the contract......"

"Wait, let's inspect the goods a priori." Li Wei was very happy to give money in line with the idea that the cub would not feel distressed about selling Yetian, but now he wanted to shop around to see how capable the other party was: "I'm asking you to sing and danceβ€”it's very nice, what can you sing?" ”

It's time to expose your age! ――Li Wei is now thinking of Zhao Lirong's (late N years) "The Queen Mother's Restaurant".

"We can sing everything - major mainstream pop music, folk tunes, banquet songs......"

Oh...... It's really as black as a crow in the world, and the cow blows first.

"Can you sing "Dream Chasing Pure Heart"?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦οΌŸβ€ Looking at Levi on the other side felt like looking at an alien, with a confused face, "What?" ”

"What about "Blooming Life"? What about "I Want to Fly High"? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Belch. ”

"It doesn't seem to be in the headlines, you are not uncommon to read it." Li Wei was very satisfied with the other party's current appearance, and asked: "Is it good to be non-mainstream in the countryside or "The Most Dazzling National Style"?" "Youth Cultivation Handbook"? ”

"Don't know? Tut...... Let's talk about the old ones, Beethoven's, Schubert's, Haydn's, Mozart's...... Don't know who it is? So what do you have to do? ”

"Uh...... Maybe it's from your hometown. Joseph smiled, regardless of how he scolded his mother and how Levi cuckolded her husband, but on the surface, it was like a spring breeze: "Listen to the Holy Land?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Oh well. "Maybe it sounds good, right? Levi said with a little expectation: "The kind with accompaniment, is it okay?" Recently trended-"

The four words of pop music illustrate the timeliness, 2,500 years ago there was a pop music called "Youlan Cao", which was sung by Confucius. 1,800 years ago, the pop music charts were on the charts for 10 years was "Short Song Xing", the lead singer of Cao Mengde. Further on, there is the popular music collection "Book of Songs", and then there is the "Yuefu" of major mainstream media-

Levi is very concerned about the development of the other party in the past 40,000 years......

I saw a beautiful girl caressing the strings, a few crisp and pleasant ...... In fact, there are some strange syllables fluttering out. No matter how well you sing, people's current energy and style give people a professional style.

"The king asked me to patrol the mountains--after patrolling the South Mountain, I will patrol the North Mountain-" (so the lyrics were replaced in order to let everyone know what it was like to sing)?!?!

Hastily and hastily!!

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Human beings always like to make mistakes in the same thing, and generally speaking, the excuse is to "give a chance", such as Caesar, Li Yuanhao, Peter? Ilyich? Column X, top fighter Androni - all said before his death, "Come, give 25 boys a chance." ”

And then he died.

But there is always a glimmer of hope, a glimmer of light to guide everyone forward.

"You sing a little higher here...... Yes, again. ”

"Our empire will punish the world, from the stars to the sea; The whole world will succumb, and we dominate everything; The Emperor's Anthem will ring in every corner: The Emperor is resurrected! Bow deeply with respect and gratitude to His Majesty the Most Powerful Emperor in the world. Ula - Ula - "

"Well, good singing." Levi clapped his hands and congratulated the other party on singing well, although some temperaments were a little stronger, but this song was more appropriate.

It's better than the song like the king called me to patrol the mountains, right? The most important thing is that people are elves, but the songs of that level are sung beautifully, as if they are particularly elegant...... Also, maybe that's how it is in this era.

"Your Majesty...... Master, I was wrong. On the side, Mary, who finally returned to her soul, was full of shame: "It turned out ...... You're not ...... It's not just that you're here to have fun. You want to convey to the world the news that His Majesty the Emperor has been resurrected through this song, right? ”

"Well, if only you knew my good intentions." Levi patted Maria on the shoulder with emotion, and threw a card on the table by the way: "Hell, roar, charge, provoke, kill at 12." My void is beyond your imagination, watch me ascend to heaven with blood! - You've lost! Here, stick this [shame] note on your face! Don't cheat! ”

The "shame" on Maria's face is a note that she lost playing cards, and her real expression should theoretically be iron-blue. Levi was listening to the song while playing [Legend of Furnace X]. Anyway, I've already spent money, and now my life is no different from turning on the computer and listening to songs, and Hearthstone X says. It must be fun to make all the [Triple X Kills] into cards in two days......

"Oh......? Looks like a lot of fun. Mind if I come to have fun too? ”