Chapter 296: Counting the Ducks
"Wait," I suddenly thought of something, stopped Yin Xiaohan's words, and then continued, "Under the bridge in front of the door, a flock of ducks swam by. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Come and count it, two, four, six, seven eight. Right now, there are only two ducks in the farmland, and the three madmen can't count eight. Imagine what would happen if you made the three madmen count eight ducks? ”
"That's right," Yin Xiaohan said, "but we only bought eight ducks, and we couldn't let him count eight ducks!" ”
"I have a way." I smiled, walked to the vegetable garden next to me and smoked a bamboo stick, then walked to the farmland and rolled up my pants to the field.
"Brother Thirteen, what are you doing?" Yin Xiaohan asked incomprehensibly.
I smiled and said, "You'll find out later." ”
I got out of the field, turned back to Yin Xiaohan and Liu Rongying and said, "Two, can you do me a favor later?" ”
"Brother Thirteen, you're out there! Whatever you want me to do, you say. Yin Xiaohan said.
"I'm talking about Aunt Rong." I interrupted Yin Xiaohan's words, and then looked at Liu Rongying.
Liu Rongying was stunned when she heard this, and said, "What do you want me to do for you?" ”
"It's very simple," I said, "and you just need to help me tell the three madmen to count the ducks." ”
"But the three madmen don't necessarily listen to me!" Liu Rongying said.
"It's true that he doesn't necessarily listen to you, but when you sing the song 'Counting the Ducks,' he will listen to it and count with you. I'll catch these two ducks in a moment, and then you two just need to count the ducks together and count to eight. I really want to see what will happen to the song "Counting Ducks" by the three madmen after counting to eight. ”
Liu Rongying thought about it after hearing this, and she was also curious about it, so she nodded and agreed.
After that, I took a bamboo stick and went to catch the ducks.
Quack Quack -
Quack Quack -
The ducks were driven by me and flew everywhere, and I couldn't touch the north.
Liu Rongying and Yin Xiaohan looked stunned on the shore and forgot their original agreement.
And the three madmen in the field also watched me chase the ducks in the field, and he stopped singing, but just looked at me, as if he were watching a clown perform a comical comedy.
I looked back at Yin Xiaohan and Liu Rongying impatiently and said, "You two are singing!" ”
Yin Xiaohan and Liu Rongying were stunned, and Yin Xiaohan said: "Yes, yes, yes, sing." Then she began to sing, "Under the bridge in front of the door, a flock of ducks swims by, come and count them, two, four, six, seven, eight." ”
Liu Rongying also snorted.
When they sang, they immediately drove the three crazy people who originally liked to sing this song.
The three madmen clapped their hands and sang: "Under the bridge in front of the door, a flock of ducks swims by, come and count them, two, four, six, seven, eight." ”
The three of them quickly sang to a rhythm, and after singing for a while, Yin Xiaohan took the lead in counting, and Liu Rongying and the three madmen also followed Yin Xiaohan to count.
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!"
According to the previous agreement, Yin Xiaohan took the three madmen to forcibly count the ducks to eight.
At this time, the expression on the face of the three madmen changed, from the previous confusion and panic to surprise, but a little uneasy.
He smiled and said, "Dad, I finally counted eight ducks!" Dad, I finally counted eight ducks......" He kept humming this sentence in his mouth, making me, Yin Xiaohan, and Liu Rongying all scratch their heads.
Liu Rongying said to the three madmen: "Three madmen, what are you doing?" Didn't your dad die early? Why are you still talking to your dad? ”
"You're talking nonsense - my dad isn't dead!" The three madmen retorted, "Hehe, my father is not dead!" My dad asked me to count the ducks, and when I counted to eight, he would come out to see me. Daddy, where are you? Daddy......"
The three madmen called around, but there was no response.
The three madmen were immediately displeased, and they sat down in the farmland and couldn't get up, which made his already muddy and muddy one even more dirty.
Then the three madmen cried in the farmland: "Daddy, you are a villain, you are a liar-woo-"
This scene made me, Yin Xiaohan, and Liu Rongying sigh.
Liu Rongying sighed and said to the three madmen: "Chen Desan, your father has been dead for a long time, don't deceive yourself anymore." ”
"My dad didn't die! Woo-" said the three madmen.
"Third child, what is going on with your father asking you to sing this nursery rhyme?" I asked the three madmen tentatively.
The three madmen wiped away the tears on his face, and he thought for a while and said, "My dad said that this nursery rhyme can save lives when it is critical. ”
"Help?" I exclaimed, "You're just a crazy madman, who would hurt you!" Your dad is too nervous, isn't he? ”
"I don't know, but he asked me to count the ducks, and when he got to the eighth, he would come back to me. But he didn't. Woo woo......" The third madman cried, his mind was now like that of a little boy in his teens, and no one could have imagined that he was now over forty years old.
"Brother Thirteen, it seems that the three madmen can't ask anything." Yin Xiaohan said dejectedly.
"Why do I always feel that it is not so simple for the three madmen to sing this nursery rhyme of "Counting Ducks"?" I wondered.
At this time, the agreement with Chen Mo and Chen Daochang's group was almost time, and Chen Mo called to urge us to rush back.
I didn't want to spend too much time here, so I prepared to go to the village committee office with Yin Xiaohan.
At this time, because he had counted enough ducks, the three madmen were much more conscious, Liu Rongying called the three madmen ashore, and then took the three madmen home.
Yin Xiaohan and I grabbed two ducks and went back to the village committee office together.
The reason why we want to catch these two ducks is because they are still useful at night.
Because zombies will definitely come out to forage, they will not come out during the day, they will definitely come out at night, and they will not succeed in waiting for rabbits during the day, but not necessarily at night.
So, I decided to use these two ducks as bait to lure out zombies at night.
When we came to the village committee office, I told Chen Mo and Chen Daochang my thoughts, because Chen Mo and Chen Daochang had not found any traces of zombies before, so they agreed with me very much.
But where to put this lure?
After a very detailed discussion and deployment, we decided to put the ducks outside the Feng family's ancient house.
There are two reasons why it is placed outside the Feng family ancient house, one is that the Feng family ancient house is uninhabited and will not accidentally hurt the villagers. It's because the Feng family's ancient house is uninhabited all year round, and the yin qi is very heavy, so it is easy to be discovered by zombies. Therefore, choosing the Feng Family Ancient House is to choose the method of finding zombies earlier. (To be continued.) )