30.5 Nep's Intelligence Station - Second !!!

"Hello readers! Here are the ...... for the second installment Nep Intelligence Station!! ”

In this familiar studio, in addition to the sign hanging above that has been changed into the title of this chapter, Nie Pudinu, who has the host's sign on his body, finally did not have a mosaic on his head this time, and this time, finally, he can introduce it completely.

"I'm everyone's idol, Nie Pudinu~! Please look after me in the future~! ”

Nie Pudinu held the microphone in his left hand and placed his right hand in a V-shaped position in front of his right eye, greeting the readers with full of energy.

"And the next thing to introduce to you is the guest and narrator of this issue!"

As if to match Nie Pudinu's words, the studio suddenly darkened, and then accompanied by a burst of cheerful and loud music, and four figures with guest and narrator signs hanging around their necks appeared!

"Burn! My little universe! - Hello everyone! I am the protagonist of this book, Protect! ”

For some reason, Hu, who had a face that looked like he was about to turn black, was wearing a Pegasus holy robe, with a guest sign around his neck, and said lines that did not match his expression, and appeared on the left side of Nepdunu.

“…… Ay? Ay!? Is this my guest!? Woo, I'm not mentally prepared yet! Nepkiya, who also wore a guest sign around his neck, but had a stunned look on his face, showed a panicked expression.

"Well, you can't bring it! Nepkia! The sauce is also there! Patting Nepkia, who appeared on his right, Nepdinu smiled and comforted.

"Then, let's ask Mr. Sky and Soul Danying next...... Ah no, the hero teacher speaks! ”

As a host, Nepdinu is fulfilling his obligations with all his heart - oh, not to mention the subtle slip of the tongue before, and Nepkiya and Hu appeared at the same time, with the narrator's sign around their necks, two conspicuously different men with glasses with short black hair and waist-length white hair, appeared opposite the three of them.

"Hello everyone, I'm Sky, I'm glad to meet again." This is the sky of a serious speech.

"Hmm...... I'm a hero – wait! Before this kind of indifferent waste of words, you just deliberately called me a soul hero Nepdinu! ”

The hero with a long reflex arc was halfway through his lazy self-introduction, and he realized that Nie Pudinu had deliberately made a slip of the tongue just now, and he roared as soon as he reacted.

"I did it on purpose!" Nie Pudinu, who said it confidently, made the hero's expression stunned and speechless, and at the same time, a burst of light flashed on his body, changing into the form of a goddess.

"You don't have a good time reflecting on what you did."

Sometimes, I really can't help but wonder if the Purple Heart and Nie Pudinu are the same person - after all, the majesty that the Purple Heart exudes at this moment, and the awe-inspiring expression on his face at this moment, is definitely not what Nie Pudinu will appear on.

"Hmm...... What a terrible majesty! Worship! ”

And feeling the majesty at the moment, whether it is majesty, chest or height, it is far beyond the purple heart of a certain head holding his head and squatting to defend the eldest lady, and when the hero came back to his senses, he found that he had said what he had just said.

"Hmm...... Sorry, Hero-san. Only this time I ...... too."

After all, the hero is one of the authors of the book, and Nepkiya, who is a character in the pen and also wants to increase his role, although he intends to help the hero...... But when he thought of the hero's previous transgression, he immediately broke off this idea and apologized to the hero.

"Uh-oh! I asked you to play to save my life...... Nepkiya, you traitor! "It's still the heroes who write this intelligence station...... But the hero seems to have said something terrible just now.

"Huh!? Is this just what I'm out for!? Hearing the hero's revelations, he unexpectedly learned that the real purpose of his appearance by the hero was actually this, Nepkiya, fell into depression.

"Isn't that nonsense! This reason,It's the same as MK2.,Nepkiya, you're obviously the protagonist.,But in addition to the frenzied combo combat ability.,The back of the plot is not very conspicuous.,There is also a later sequel in the game in which the ability value is weakened and becomes a dog.,Although it's not bad to brush the EXE slot.,But it's better to use the same convenient brush slot.,It's good to drop three abilities of Bellu.,So you can only use it as a guard.。 ”

"Hmm!!"

The words of the hero, like the spear of Langnoukis, pierced Nepkiyan's fragile heart like glass...... Well, at the moment, they are already squatting in the corner and drawing circles.

"Haha...... Don't be playing around, hero - but to be honest, it took you almost a month to revise this time...... It's better to say that the chapters are really wonderful...... But as a performer, it is strange that Nepdinu would be happy, right? ”

The hero who seriously stopped the unconscious mental attack on Nepkia, and the sky who made a serious and pertinent evaluation immediately attracted the consent of the person who suffered the worst in this modification.

"Yes, yes! What kind of soul fade modification are you this time! Isn't it fun to abuse people? Why was the 25 chapters and 15,000 words that were originally scheduled to be released by the sky were changed to 50,000 words by you, and it was split into four chapters! Why was I just in a coma in the sky pen to be modified by you to die once!! ”

"Play with me! Play me, you bastard! Do you want to die too? No, give me two deaths! ”

The blackened protector had already hammered the table with both hands at the moment, and looking at that expression, he wanted to catch the hero and shake it a hundred and eighty times...... However, under the consciousness of the great author, he couldn't leave his seat, so he had to give up.

“…… It's just my deep love, why don't you understand? ”

A hero with a deep face, he took on the form of a contemplative and said something that made Gogo gnash his teeth with a melancholy expression.

"Nobody needs this kind of love!!"

"Don't worry—there will be similar plots like this in the future, so stay tuned!" At the end, the hero deliberately turns around and makes the classic 'I have an objection' and points in the direction of the empty man...... Well, I think it's for the readers.

"Sure enough, I should still solve you here, ahhh!!hhh

At this moment, I angrily want to incarnate as Uncle B or the protection of the Yangtze River Knight, although I can't make a move under the will of the great author - after all, the restricted level can't be done~\(≧▽≦)/~, in case the flesh and blood fly sideways, it's terrible. But at this moment, the ghost-like expression is really full of intimidation.

"Protection, let's take a breath. It's time to get down to business. ”

After comforting the protector and sighing, the purple heart lifted the transformation and turned back into Nepdunu.

"Next, it's time to preview!"

Taking out a large sign with the word "teaser" written on it, Nepdinu smiled energetically and shouted to Nepkiya, who was still drawing circles.

"Nepkia, it's time for the final preview!"

"Ahh Here it is, Ou Pinch sauce! ”

Hearing Nepdinu's call, Nepkiya, who had stopped drawing circles, returned to his seat, and at the same time took out a tape board from below in his hand - and Nie Pudinu and Hu were the same, although Hu had an unhappy expression, but still took out a tape board.

"Everyone, this is the first of the next three trailers!"

As Nepkiya spoke, she tore off the tape, revealing the words hidden in the board!

[Robots! 】

"Readers, this is the second one!"

As he spoke, Nie Pudinu also tore off the tape!

【Ice! 】

"Tsk...... Haven't had enough catharsis yet...... Forget it, that's the third! ”

Well...... The protector who was still black-faced, the movements of his hands did not slow down, and he tore off the tape very quickly.

【Future!】 】

"Yo Si! That's the end of it! Good boy readers, see you next time at the Niep Intelligence Station!! ”

Waving his hand and smiling, Nepdinu said to the readers what he would see next time.

"Mr. Camera, turn the picture off - because it's R18 next."

Yo Xi is no problem!

Click.

Just hearing this, the whole studio was plunged into darkness...... And not long after.

"Ami Butterfly !!!!!!!!!!"

The heart-rending screams of a certain teenager spread throughout the studio!

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Customary cheat word count ps

PS1: @天空: Wait! What the hell is my presence this time around!! Sell cute!

PS2: @涅普基雅: Rest in peace...... Hero of the sky, San. (Hands folded)

PS3: @聂普迪努: Wow Wow...... I can't just look at it!!

PS4: @护: Hey hey...... Hey, hey, hey, hey!! (broken)

PS5: @英雄: Asian American Butterfly!!!! Not here!!!!

PS6: @迷之音: Hmm...... What's going on, you ask? What exactly is going on, please listen to the next issue of the intelligence station ps.