"Am I going to be too brainless......"

I muttered to myself and sighed at the freshly baked dishes.

Today's theme is to celebrate Senior Sister Xia Xu's graduate school entrance examination results.

That's right, Senior Sister Xia Xu has changed her guns and become a glorious graduate student, taking a new step on the journey to a female doctor, of course, it is nothing to her who is both a female student and a witch of change, but it is a surprise to move into the graduate dormitory in advance. It is worthy of being a graduate dormitory, not only with independent bathroom equipment, but also with a small kitchenette with all kinds of organs, but it is called the meaning of Xia Xu's gourmet. She likes to bring in all kinds of tools that are convenient and convenient, and she especially loves kitchen supplies. New vegetable choppers, noodle making machines, etc., as soon as she finds a new product on Taobao, she buys it without thinking.

The open-plan multi-functional kitchen in front of her, which she has carefully built, has a simple appearance, but it can be seen that it has cost a lot of money. There is a refrigerator and oven for dining, as well as a powerful gas stove, and the electricity consumption is quite impressive. Whether it's a huge range hood or a wide cooling table, it's polished. I can't help but envy her, for a poor student like me, to be able to spend money in such a place, is really an out-and-out rich woman.

In addition to the aroma of vegetables, I can also smell the fragrance of osmanthus from time to time. Looking up, the sideburns of the treetops are gradually dyed with colorful frost. It's a summer when the heat burns your eyelashes. The campus outside the window is still prosperous, like a demure woman, comfortable and elegant. The leaves of the sycamore are green, and the tender yellow chrysanthemum and red peach blossom reveal a strong and clear color, and it is thriving.

Men and women walking on the boulevard, occasionally stepping on the falling flowers and leaves, the gloom of falling red is distressing, everything that happened in the past, I want to forget, but the bitter taste gets into the internal organs, it is difficult to soothe it. This season was supposed to be harvested, but I lost a lot. The world is so big, and some people are homeless, I don't think I'll ever see them again.

What's even more touching is the whistle downstairs in the dormitory, and I saw the flowery sophomore girl jumping like a four-legged rabbit - the date is gone. Luckily, none of my friends are rabbit-type girls who will die as long as they don't have a boyfriend, and I should be glad that some people don't have a home and have friends. It's just that friends also have their own space, and they can't always accompany others.

"What do you think about the sad spring?" I don't know when Senior Sister Xia Xu has run behind me, she is holding two huge dinner plates in her hands, "Smell it, it's fragrant!" This is enoki mushroom brisket, this is roasted eggplant, and sweet and sour tarpon in the pot. Don't be stupid, help me get it! ”

I quickly stretched out my hand and continued, the two plates were so heavy.

"Well, I'm right, you and I will transfer positions, it must be right. Don't expect the food in the canteen to improve, we won't go to the canteen in the future, who will let them bake their noses and hang their faces. You come to me to eat and drink spicy food, remember to bring your boyfriend! ”

Although she was upgraded, she still had a sunny face, giggling with a smile, and her cheeks were puffy.

"I don't feel like I'm missing my boyfriend to such a point."

"I think that's because you haven't been in a real relationship yet...... It is a kind of social practice. Many people regret it only after graduation, that love should be an emotion that comes naturally, rather than picking and comparing prices like shopping. But they had to face reality...... So, cherish the people in front of you and talk vigorously! "

Senior Sister Xia Xu always likes to say this about me.

She may be right. Looking back, I don't seem to have been in a decent relationship since I was a junior. In fact, since my freshman year, I haven't taken the initiative to find him-

Friends of the opposite sex...... There are two!

"Then you can find a partner to have a serious relationship."

This sentence is also a fixed line of Senior Sister Xia Xu. Recently, in addition to theater, guitar, percussion, and appreciation, her interests seem to have increased her hobby of matchmaking.

However, I didn't want to create a fake encounter just to find a boyfriend. Things gather like people in groups, and my friends are all alone with my sister-in-law, but today...... They looked at me like a traitor...... The reason for all this is all around me.

Shiling people! Senior Sister Xia Xu asked me to bring the object of rubbing. According to her, she was going to check for me at the dinner table.

That ungentlemanly fellow who came as soon as he opened his mouth, and is now salivating, are you a starving ghost? Because no one moved the chopsticks, Shi Ling people rarely had a little look, and actually resisted the temptation of food, and sat with their eyes and nose and nose and heart.

Senior Sister Xia Xu was finally done, and she laughed heartily, "Let's eat." ”

Although there is a little green in the red bushes, the atmosphere at the table is always harmonious and pleasant, and the power of food is truly remarkable.

Shi Lingren sighed vaguely while eating: "Shuiyue, your senior sister is worthy of being a gourmand who has accumulated many years of eating, needless to say, these snacks are also delicious, and the filling materials are also quite particular." Local flavors of scallops, chicken, mustard and shiitake mushrooms, American flavors of ham, lettuce, tomato and cheese, and Japanese flavors of salted salmon, burdock, celery and salted kelp. You have to keep the taste in mind and make it for me later. ”

Are you a cook for me? I glanced at the roast duck closest to me, and my eyes were a little dumbfounded.

Senior Sister Xia Xu was dazzled when she heard it, and said very immodestly that although she rarely cooks recently because of her busy studies, her cooking skills are first-class. Then it leads to her favorite "psychological comfort", according to her: "A moment of comfort can sometimes save others." Of course, as a fan of "China on the tip of the tongue", she insists that "it is not sweet words that evoke memories and save people's hearts, but delicious food." In her opinion, those foods that will be digested after the stomach are the best "psychological comfort".

Imagine a young couple, when the husband is worried about work, if the wife can cook and prepare a luxurious meal, it will warm the heart and stomach.

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"What are you doing?" Shi Ling gently tugged at my arm.

I came back to my senses and followed his gaze, and it turned out that I had already eaten half of a duck bone.

"That, this duck has a grudge against me in my last life." I had to keep eating the remaining half of the bone - it was unpalatable.

Meow, what kind of world is this?

All fucking bastards! I'm going to eat it back! I'm going to eat it back!

Senior Sister Xia Xu swept her eyes over the two of us, as if she didn't think she had made any big news at all, but everyone else looked at each other.

Senior Sister Xia Xu picked up the chopsticks, put them down again, and raised her eyebrows, "What?" Think I don't make it tasty? ”

Shi Lingren hurriedly wanted to make a move, I smashed him, and he put his hand down again.

Ling Qizi glanced at us deeply, stood up, bowed to Senior Sister Xia Xu, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry I have something." Turned around and pulled the door open and ran.

I saw that Senior Sister Xia Xu's face turned green, Xiang Kui watched Ling Qizi leave, and stood up quickly, "Teacher Shi, what have you done to be sorry for Xiao Zi?!" ”

Oh, my God!

If it weren't for the situation, I would have wanted to hold my stomach and cry for a while - how could my roommate, who is always half a beat slower, so sharp this time, is this the intuition of a single-celled organism!

Senior Sister Xia Xu actually laughed again and glared at Xiang Kui, "What nonsense?" You think he's the notorious Sven scum of Capital University, Yu Wanli! “

Xiang Kui sat down suspiciously, and muttered, "Why did Xiao Zi tell you sorry?" ”

Jiang Xueqin chewed slowly and looked at me at the same time, and then at Shi Lingren. She pretended to be nothing, and asked, "So you two are going to go on like this?" ”

I stole a glance at Shi Lingren, and his expression remained unchanged, as if he hadn't noticed anything was happening.

But how could he not know? This bastard who swaggers through the market with his appearance!

On the first day Shi Ling came to our dormitory, Senior Sister Xia Xu said to me, "Let him go—our small temple can't afford this big Buddha!" Is he taking care of you? He was sent by the gods and Buddhas to plague you little girls! ”

I always felt that she was multi-hearted, and it wasn't until today, when Shi Ling suddenly came uninvited, that I realized that maybe the truth is just like what Senior Sister Xia Xu said - our identity is no longer the relationship between self-deceived creditors and creditors, Mr. Yin Yang and helpers. Style is something that changes casually with people's moods. When I investigated the incident in the tube building, it had evolved from just falling out of love to a window period, could it be that the case was over. I'm going to fall in love again and I envy the kind of people who will always be in love, but I'm not, because in my eyes, they never know to be afraid.

Senior Sister Xia Xu smiled faintly at Shi Lingren, "Our senior sister Shuiyue is about to graduate and return to her hometown, so she doesn't need a university teacher to take care of her...... You understand, right? ”

What are you talking about? I wanted to speak, but Senior Sister Xia Xu warned me with her eyes, I think with her temper, she must have endured very hard, so she didn't go crazy in public.

"I'll take care of her". Shiling people are calm.

"Not married?"

"Don't get married!"

"Cohabitation first?"

"Let's do the same...... Ah, not living together! ”

I'm heavenly. What kind of hyper-expansion is this?!

The two of us exchanged horrified glances and said in unison, "Don't go on like this!" ”

A phone call saved us.

Liu Zhen died! Fell to his death at the same place where Liu Yaoyong fell!

Corpse...... Unrecognizable!

What an unrecognizable one, it's obviously terrifying!

Can anyone tell me why the corpses of mere humans are like this?

When Yu Zujia vomited for the fourth time, my shovel seemed to pass through the dry and hard concrete floor and hit a soft and soft mass of soil.

"Huh!" I instinctively pulled out the shovel.

There was a "boom" sound on the ground, and a foul smell seemed to spray towards us from another dimension. First, the feeling of countless small insects dancing in front of you, and then a special smell of sour rotten meat in the moldy instant noodle soup wafted above the tongue.

Yu Zujia and I jumped back to the location outside the blockade. There was vomit from the first clean-up crews.

Although the two of us opened our mouths, we could only make a "cough-cough" sound, and we couldn't even spit out the mist in our mouths.

"I'm so sad, Captain Yu, I'm really uncomfortable."

"Because the dead are invincible."

"No," a voice interjected, "what you see is something that is half physical, not human. “

Shi Ling looked at our stunned expression and nodded slightly.

"According to my theory, the geist is just brain waves, which can only affect the senses of the living through the same tone and produce hallucinations, and the biggest difference between the fierce spirit and the ordinary geist is whether it occupies the dominant position of the human body or not!"

I was taken aback. I remembered the strange dreams I had over the past few months.

"However, even though they are evil spirits, they can be very dangerous. If the danger is low, at most it will only be a short period of time to gain control of the human body...... That is, the so-called degree of possession of human beings. However, even that is not something that possessed humans can endure. Mentally weakened, hurting oneself and others, and so on, most of the occasions turn into unfortunate things. However, at this level, it is almost the same as that of a geist. Anything worse than this would be a real attachment to a human being to make a spiritual attunement, which is called cannibalizing the soul in the body. Until the other person dies. Then ......"

Shi Lingren temporarily interrupted his speech, and looked at me, Yu Zujia, and You Yimo at the scene one by one.

"The most difficult to deal with is dangerous, and it will eat all the human flesh!"

I laughed. Fists were shaking. Is this a folk tale, Attack on the Dead?

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