Chapter 438: Dao Ye is the most reasonable......
The people who escorted Xu Xian up were two Liuding Liujia Divine Generals, these two goods were dull-eyed, empty, but without spiritual intelligence, they were the lowest-level talisman soldiers, and their status was basically equivalent to that of melee soldiers. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Speaking of which, we have to mention the cultivation system of this world.
Not to mention those charlatans who walk through the streets and alleys, shouting with iron mouths and a lot of money, or the old Chinese medicine doctors who "have ancestral elixirs, one to strengthen the body, two to prevent all diseases, and three to live forever", the orthodox cultivators in this world are roughly divided into three factions.
One of them is the Taoist priest, the largest number of people, the most extensive sect, pay attention to the forging of the soul, knot the golden pill, the skill arrives, retreat to the mortal body, the day soars, that is, some people are hidden in the deep mountains and old forests, the dining wind sleeps, the atmosphere of the world is eaten, and there are also people in the downtown area, the game is full of red dust, so you must not be rampant, maybe the old beggar who asks for food on the side of the road may take out this "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon" from his arms, and by the way, give you a main quest to save the world......
The second is the Buddhist monks, who pay attention to "the world is like a sea of suffering, the body is like a boat, if you want to reach the other side, the body is like a diamond", so the cultivation is an immortal golden body and relics, and the ultimate goal is to be called by the Buddha to go to the Western Heaven Elysium, accompany the Buddha to drink tea and chat, brag and fart, and live a leisurely life.
The third is most of the demons and monsters, the demons cultivate the inner dan, and the attention is to the twenty-eight stars that fly to the heavenly palace, and they are canonized by the heavenly court and become a righteous god.
As for the way of this rune seal, it is common to the three veins, basically the higher the grade of the rune seal, the stronger the strength of the gods invited.
And the efficacy of the seal is also strange, the advanced can resist ghosts and gods, call wind and thunder, as for the treatment of diseases and disasters, search for people and treasures, etc., it is the basic trail.
Before drawing the talisman, you need to calm down, fast for three days, burn incense and pray to the heavens, and then take a good yellow paper cinnabar, luck on the talisman, the book can be, and it is not necessarily necessary to use cinnabar, mainly to the spirit of qi. Cultivate to the depths, and a painting can be a charm.
But there's a problem...... That's why did the Heavenly Soldiers respond to your call?
First, people have no relatives and no reason for you, and secondly, they are not Comrade Lei Feng, why do you let you come and go as soon as you call?
- Lao Tzu spent thousands of years climbing to the throne of the gods, but not for vegetarianism!
Therefore, the real situation is that these two are actually the relationship between hiring and being employed, the painter infuses the aura on the talisman, and the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals respond to the call, and these aura are their "wages", and no matter if things are done or not, these aura will definitely not be returned.
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The toad Taoist was wearing Zou Baba's Taoist robe, and his small mung bean eyes flashed with a slippery and treacherous light, and he smiled:
"You injured Brother Tiger and took away his ghost, this is not good, it is not good."
The thing sighed and said, "But I'm a toad Taoist who has always paid attention to convincing people with reason, so it's ......."
"If you destroy its demons, you will pay it ten heads."
"If you hurt its arm, you cut off one of its arms as atonement for its sins."
"In the end, ten more cattle and sheep, fifty pairs of chickens and ducks, this matter is clear, what do you think?"
Before Xiao Yu could speak, Xiao Qing couldn't help but say angrily:
"Why don't you grab it?"
"No, no," the toad man shook his head, "I, the toad man, is the most reasonable...... And it's a lot of trouble to grab, how can anyone come quickly? ”
“……”
Yes, it's very strong, thick-skinned and eats enough, no wonder you're round like a gourd.
Xiao Qing glared, gritted her teeth and was about to say more, Xiao Yu had already reached out to hold her, and said lightly:
"What if I don't say yes?"
"That's easy to do." The toad Daoist smiled and said lightly, "First take off that Xu Xian's left arm." ”
The two six-ding six-liga god generals transformed by the Fu Seal have no wisdom at all, and will only obey the orders of the Lord of the Fu Seal, and when they hear the words, they will move and remove Xu Xian's arm.
"Stop!" The white lady's face changed slightly, her willow eyebrows were raised, her hands were pinched, and her long sleeves were like dragons and snakes, and she broke through the air.
"Bah, Dao Ye reasoned with you, but you were unreasonable, right?"
The toad Daoren's small eyes widened, he grabbed a yellow talisman from his pocket, shook it in the wind, and a god who was more than a foot tall appeared out of thin air, slashing angrily with a knife, rolling up the wind and thunder.
Sting!
The god will be wearing gold armor, his eyes are smart, he is obviously a powerful person, and the collision between the two sides is half a catty, but Bai Suzhen hurriedly gathered the aura in the long sleeves, and did not use the blade, so it was inevitable that he would suffer some losses.
"I'm the one who preaches the most...... Well?! Before he finished speaking, the eyes of the toad Daoist bulged suddenly.
"So fast!"
He only felt a sudden flower in front of him, a cold and strong wind blowing in his face, and then he saw a flash of rippling sword light slashing down like a waterfall, obscuring his entire vision.
A trace of panic welled up in his heart, and the toad Daoist reluctantly ducked backwards, trying to avoid Xiao Yu's attack...... However, it was useless.
The sword light broke through the air, as if a waterfall fell from the nine heavens, cutting everything and destroying everything, and the rumbling sonic boom echoed in the air, and even set off a circle of pale white air ripples in the air!
The speed of the ghost, the power to cut through the sky, just listen to the sound of "poof" that makes people's teeth ache, the eyes of the toad Daoist suddenly protruded, and the whole person was divided into two pieces by this sword!
"Quack!"
In the process of throwing the two halves of his body outside, he suddenly exploded into smoke, and turned into a peach wood man who was broken in two, and as for his body, he fled more than ten feet away.
His eyes were blank, and after he opened his mouth, the first wail was:
", I asked for a substitute talisman from my ancestor."
"I spent a hundred catties of wine, and three delicate little ladies exchanged for a substitute."
"Roar!"
The white-fronted tiger roared and swept to the side of the toad Taoist, his eyes wary.
Only then did this thing come back to his senses, and he hurriedly summoned two yellow turban wrestlers, used them as shields in front of him, and said angrily: "You actually broke my talisman, this time the Taoist master is not finished with you!" ”
"I didn't plan to be nice to you." Xiao Yu shrugged.
“……”
The toad Taoist said viciously:
"You have some ability, no wonder the Tiger Brothers will suffer under you, but now is not the era of one person and one sword all over the world, my Ten Thousand Demon Alliance forces are all over the world, three mountains and five mountains, dare to provoke my Ten Thousand Demon Alliance, it is definitely the most regrettable thing you have done in your life!"
Saying that, he stomped his feet violently, and there was a sound of rattling in the surrounding mountains and forests, and under the cold moonlight, more than a dozen tall or short, fat or thin demons walked out, and many monsters had not even been completely transformed, such as rabbit ears and a cat's tail behind them, apparently just to support the field.
The friends in the live broadcast room are already happy-
"I was so scared that my baby almost choked to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"
"I'll give full marks for this forced pretend!"
"There are talents from all generations, each leading the way for hundreds of years, poetry and distance, who is ugly and who is dirty."
"I'm not drunk, help me up, I can still pretend!"
"The toad is so funny, I laughed."
“……”
"Where's the heads-up?" Xiao Yu's face was full of innocence.
"Daoist, I am the most reasonable," the toad Taoist looked left and right, and he was bold again, "Who said that it was not a single one...... We'll pick you out, there's nothing wrong with that. ”
"Very well, I'm relieved if you say that."
“……”
"Goo." The toad couldn't help but swallow and spit at the mouth, "Don't pretend to ......"
Before he finished speaking, he just opened his mouth wide, gurgling in his throat, and a pair of small mung bean eyes almost bulging out of his sockets.
Behind Xiao Yu, a door suddenly appeared, the material of the door was neither gold nor iron, and the traces of the knife and axe on the surface were still like it, although it was just a phantom, it seemed to stand for eternity, suppressing the long river of time, with an immortal and eternal atmosphere, rushing to the face.
Bang la blah.
But listening to the thunder in the void, two chains as thick as human legs suddenly poked out of the void, and the surface of the chains was engraved with strange patterns, layered on top of each other, making people dizzy at a glance, and it was obviously not vulgar.
With the chain dragging, the ancient bronze door was opened a gap, and the inside was dark and gloomy, like the big mouth of the heaven-swallowing beast, which made people frightened.
At this moment, the faint sense of foreboding in the hearts of the toad Daoist finally swelled to the top, and a great fear enveloped his heart, and the fear was so strong, as if in the face of a mountain flood that could destroy everything, anything that dared to stand in the way would be crushed by the iron hooves!
He shuddered, and hurriedly took out a high-grade talisman from his bosom that could summon the gods with purple brilliance, but he soon keenly realized that the sense of crisis like falling into an ice cellar not only did not subside in the slightest, but spread more resolutely and unstoppably like the Yellow River bursting.
Brush!
Suddenly there were two more crescent moons in the sky, but the moonlight was red, cold as ice, and cold as iron.
The air suddenly fell silent, and there was silence in the four fields, and there were no insects and birds, so quiet that it seemed to be dead silence.
The toad Taoist swallowed and foamed, only to feel that his arm was a little itchy, and when he looked down, he saw that the hairs on his arm were standing upside down one by one, like a needle prick!
Then a huge black snake that seemed to be like a mountain range slowly swam out, its cold eyes shining with blood, and it looked down on the heavens and the earth indifferently.
"W-What is this?" Xiaoqing's voice stammered a little, and her beautiful eyes widened.
The expression on the white lady's face was equally solemn, she shook her head slightly, and said:
"I've never seen such a huge snake, but looking at its appearance, it seems that it doesn't cultivate the inner dan, only the body......"
This is not all, because immediately after another loud phoenix chirp sounded, with a wingspan of dozens of meters, the whole body was covered with blue light, and there was no trace of variegated huge Qingluan flying out of the air, his eyes were shining, and his mouth let out a long cry of joy.
"W-What is this?" Xiaoqing's eyes widened.
"It's Qingluan!" The White Lady took a deep breath and said, "Legend has it that this bird is an ancient beast, a sacred bird in front of the Queen Mother of the West, but it has long been extinct in the world. ”
"Moo!"
A low bull's roar sounded, with the power of blazing thunder, with the power of piercing the golden cracking stone, penetrating the bottom of people's hearts.
"I know this," Xiao Qing's eyes were glazed, and he muttered to himself, "He is three feet tall, has a dark blue body, only one foot, and has a sound shock of ten miles, and is good at resisting thunder and lightning...... It's not that Kui Niu is going to be who he can meow! (To be continued.) )