Chapter 0021: The Death of the First Kiss

As soon as he heard the word "so big", Song Ming was afraid that he had missed something terrible, so he reached out and pushed away Rousseau's pig's head, squeezed his eyes, and looked through the gap in the curtain.

Xuan Mei, the professional instructor of the samurai in the death training ground, was preparing to take a bath once a night, only to see her humming a little song, turning off the hot water, and taking off her dirty clothes casually, when she suddenly heard the voice of someone outside the window, she quickly covered the scenery on her chest, and turned her head to look at it with a disgraced face.

What she saw was Songmingxue's big eyes.

The four eyes are facing each other, and the old-fashioned clock in the room is ticking, one second, two seconds, three seconds......

The obscenity in Song Ming's eyes, as his pupils dilated, instantly turned into exaggerated horror.

What he saw was a pair of sexy eyes, and a 300-pound bewitching **: two waves of fat like upside-down watermelons, a lifebuoy around the waist, and a waterbag like a waterbag filled with water, only the "mysterious zone" was covered by the fat of the thighs, and there was a little bit of shame to say.

"Xuanmei Lao...... Division? ”

Songming had a stomach gut and couldn't believe his eyes at all:

"No, no, this half a year of double cultivation, it must be something wrong with my eyes! Hey, Uncle Pighead, what do you see? …… Hey, Uncle Pighead...... What about people? ”

When Song Ming turned his head to ask Rousseau for verification, he was no longer in sight, and when he felt strange, he suddenly had a sudden pain in his shoulder, and he was grabbed by someone, and the whole person was dragged into the window and thrown into the room.

"People? Open your eyes for the old lady and see, people are here! ”

Xuan Mei blew her eyebrows and glared, her face bloomed, and she pinched Songming's ears fiercely.

Looking at the fruit body of the legendary teacher Xuanmei at such a close distance, Song Ming swallowed the nosebleed that was about to squirt out, and his mouth was intuitively disgusting, and he was speechless for a while.

Because what was unfolding in front of him was not so much a woman's fruit as it was a sea of flesh, with snowflakes as far as the eye could see, and the wind and waves were blowing, wave after wave!

"You little ghost, you haven't come to see your wife for a year, I knew you were not honest, but I didn't expect you to be so lustful at a young age, and you even dared to eat tofu as a teacher!"

Xuan Mei was furious, angry, grabbed Songming's ear, and pressed his head straight into the bathtub.

"Don't-"

Song Ming shouted, but after all, he didn't dare to struggle too hard at first, firstly, because he grew up on the beach in his previous life, and his diving ability was extremely strong, and it was common for him not to breathe for five or six minutes underwater, and secondly, he hoped that the teacher could relieve his anger a little after corporal punishment.

Minutes and seconds passed.

By the time Songming felt a little uncomfortable, five minutes had already passed.

"It doesn't make sense! My attitude is sincere enough, why doesn't my master let go, does she really want my life? ”

Thinking of this, my heart suddenly chuckled, and I remembered what Isha said before: "Then you try to understand Teacher Xuanmei." "It's dangerous to say that." "Then you have to be safe."

Think about it!

Song Ming didn't dare to think about it anymore, his feet and waist and abdomen worked together, but he still couldn't lift his head out of the water, and his hands touched his neck, but it was empty, which means that Teacher Xuanmei has let go?

He didn't have time to be surprised by this now, everything that physics couldn't explain, he attributed it to the samurai's "Taoism, and the problem now is-

He was dying.

"Where's the teacher? Hey, help! ”

Songming's words were conveyed in the form of bubbling + hitting the water with both hands, spreading throughout the dungeon and into the distant and deep starry sky.

……

Isha was lying on the wooden shingle on the top floor of the villa, when she suddenly heard the chaotic sound of water made by Songming, and suddenly got up:

"Forget it, he said - if you hear a sound in the house, you don't hear it."

The scary thing about robots is that they are so obedient!

Before that, after Xuan Mei pressed Song Ming under the water naked, he used a "water binding technique" to trap him, and then quickly put on his clothes and went to the laboratory to find her husband Li Yifeng.

"Ma'am, do you mean ...... One more? ”

"Absolutely."

"It can't be Isha, right?"

"Impossible! Isha is still giving this kid wind on the roof, and I can still feel her simulated Daogen. ”

"You mean someone stepped into the training ground and my EM didn't respond? You can't hear it wrong, can you? Maybe it's Songming who is posturing. ”

"No, I can feel the monkey's simulated Dao Root, and the other one has no Dao power fluctuations, except for hearing his voice, I can't even perceive him, like a Dao power black hole...... Husband, did you say he came for the sleeping grass? Will Isha be in danger? ”

Li Yifeng stroked his short beard and wandered around the room for a long time before stopping:

"Wife, you still don't know the power of this electromagnetic array, even if the dean comes over in person, the electromagnetic array will react, if it is really as you said, for a person of this level, I am afraid that it will not be enough to plug the teeth, if he really comes for the sleeping grass, there will be no living people in the training ground now."

"Not for the sleeping grass? Isn't that ......? ”

Not for the sleeping grass? Could it be-

When Li Yifeng and his wife realized Songming, Xuanmei screamed and hurriedly ran back to the bathroom.

At this time, Song Ming had been "pressed" underwater for ten minutes, which had already exceeded his limit.

His consciousness was unconscious, but his heart was still beating faintly - this was probably the unexpected effect of the "simulated Daogen", at this time, the strange combination of "lung stones + simulated Daogen" was like a vacuum cleaner, absorbing the meager oxygen in the water through the pores on the surface of the skin.

In order to absorb the Force for maximum effect, the simulated Daogen was already hungry for food, and even oxygen was inhaled.

But this meager oxygen was not enough to wake up Songming's brain, and unexpectedly, this meager oxygen made his cerebellum move frequently, and he had a sacred and funny dream:

Song Ming dreamed that he was floating in the vast expanse of space, and his body was filled with hot steam, which was hot but refreshing, and this steam was rampaging through his body, constantly bubbling out from his mouth, ears, nostrils, and even chrysanthemums.

He was a little anxious, and he couldn't bear the refreshing steam of his body.

When he covered his mouth, his body flew forward.

When he covered the chrysanthemum, his body flew backwards.

When he covered his left ear, his body flew to the left.

When he covered his right ear, his body flew to the right.

Interesting!

It's really fun!

The steam was draining, but the process was quite interesting, and he tested it back and forth, trying to make a space dance move similar to that of Michael Jackson, walk, walk, walk......

He continued to be unconscious, until Xuan Mei pulled him out of the tub with one hand, he was no longer breathing, and his head was hanging on his shoulders like a wilted cabbage.

Li Yifeng hurriedly took a kilovolt electric shock device and performed the electric shock!

And Xuanmei, who has a strong cardiopulmonary function, performs artificial respiration!

The two of them worked hard and worked together to pull Song Ming back to the real world from death, or from the vastness of spaceβ€”to the soft, slippery touch on his lips.

That's Mr. Xuanmei's sexy thick lips.

"It's so warm, it's so wet......"

Songming was like a dream, enjoying it unconsciously and unrestrainedly, and the subconscious seemed to remember something, opened his eyes suddenly, and pushed away the teacher's plump body, his eyes were full of sadness.

What made him sad was not the cruelty of Teacher Xuanmei, nor the danger of almost drowning, nor the abrupt end of the space dance steps, what made him sad was-

His first kiss was gone with the wind.

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