Chapter 473: If You Don't Leave, You Can't Do It
Following the two Yin soldiers and the matchmaker through the hall of the Hades Hall where I had lunch just now, I had come to another, more luxurious palace, with its red carpets, graceful pendant screens, and many small decorations on the tables, and even more so many baskets full of fruits, and many plates with delicious food.
On that high stage, I saw the fat boy Hades King Su Bali sitting there happily laughing, there were several concubines sitting there next to him, the strange thing is that the faces of these concubines are white, not like those palace maids, it seems that there are also beauties in this underworld! I just didn't find out.
The Yin Soldier took me to the seats on the left and right sides of the Hades King and sat down, I haven't seen Xiaoqing yet, probably she is still dressed in the inner room, I don't know what will happen to her after she dresses up? This female ghost?
I don't know why I'm a little looking forward to the appearance of this female ghost at the moment, a person looking at those delicious food is not in the mood to eat, then the Hades suddenly stood up, after clapping his hands hard, the door of this palace slowly opened, and then many ghosts walked in outside, they are all wearing modern suits, that is, the kind of suit used to participate in weddings with bows, and there are more female ghosts who come in, most of them are men, it seems that these are officials under the underworld.
I'm here to attend my wedding with Xiaoqing! There were about dozens of people, although not very many, but they had already filled the entire palace, and Brother Bai Wuchang was also among them, and when he saw me, he looked at me and said hello.
I smiled briefly with it, and then, Xiao Qing was slowly walked in from the outside by the four Yin Soldier Guardians, wearing a long golden dress, her hair was dyed blonde, her face was obviously wearing heavy makeup, and the position of her eyelashes was also stretched very moving, and just under her cherry lips, there was a smile coming at me.
She wears a milky white glove on her arm, with some touching lace on it, which has a round shape or a long shape, which sets off Xiaoqing's hands more white and exquisite.
Xiaoqing, this is so beautiful, for a moment, I actually thought that it would be great if I really married her like this? But I also thought that I couldn't betray Xiaoyu in the world, so I made up my mind to escape from the Hades Hall tonight.
After the plan, although I still showed that I was very happy to marry Xiaoqing, I was already ready to run away in my heart, and I left my seat the moment Xiaoqing came to my side and asked me to hold her hand.
Walking on the red carpet with her, walking in the direction of Hades, your Hades eyes showed a gleam of relief, staring at me and Xiaoqing intently, but my heart has no feelings for her at all, for the sake of Xiaoyu in the world and rescue Yuxuan, I must escape from the Hades Palace tonight.
But now is not the time, because there are a lot of Yin soldiers here, and if I am caught, I will be killed directly, it should not be beaten to the death, and I can't get out of it at all.
After weighing it for a while, I planned to continue to play stupid, and I didn't leave secretly until I was in the room with Xiaoqingdong.
The ceremony of getting married in the underworld is actually similar to that of modern times in the world, what are the words of marriage, and then come to the stage to say a few words, to be honest, I didn't do anything like this when I married Xiaoyu? Ay! Seeing that the officials of the underworld came up to congratulate us, I continued to be speechless.
After going on the stage, it's time to eat, and just now Hades also said a lot of words of gratitude, anyway, I didn't have a word to listen to, and I went back to the banquet and started eating, I kept smiling, anyway, the food here is so attractive, it's better to eat more! Because if I rescue Yuxuan, it is estimated that I will be reincarnated, hey! It seems that the last meal in this underworld is mine.
I don't know what person is offering in the world, I actually ate sweet and sour pork ribs and white-cut chicken that I usually like to eat here, but as soon as I eat this, I immediately think of Xiaoyu, so I can't help but cry.
"Ahh Why are you crying, little brother? "It was Bai Wuchang who was sitting next to me, the ghost who saw me at the foot of the Blue Moon Valley Mountain before.
Hearing someone say that I was over, I hurriedly wiped away my tears, although I still wanted to cry, but for tonight's plan, I still patiently replied to Bai Wuchang: "It's okay, Dafusheng, can I ask you something?" ”
"Yes! Say whatever you want! ”
"I want to ask, why did the weasel disappear when it arrived in the underworld, can't it enter here?" This question has been bothering me since I entered this place, but now I have finally found the opportunity to ask.
"Hehe, you have an exorcist phone, right? Use this thing to summon the weasel back at any time, as well as your contract Shura God Slayer. As soon as Bai Wuchang said this, my brain immediately understood, so it was! It seems that this time there is really hope, as long as I first use the exorcist phone to retrieve the weasel, and then use the weasel to harass those Yin soldiers, and then let Xiaoqing and I use the Fu Demon Charm and the Purple Hades Talisman together, the two spells that can block the enemy for three rounds, so that I should be much more sure if I want to escape from here, and she will definitely help me when the time comes, right?
I can't estimate that this time Brother Impermanence has helped me, and I have a lot of food at the whole banquet because of the bottom, is it difficult not to eat, I want to escape from the Hades Palace tonight, but I have to make a big move, and I don't have the strength to eat at night?
Thinking that these weddings were basically over, those ghosts left one by one after eating, Xiaoqing was still whispering to the Hades, and I was studying those things about the spell with Bai Wuchang, and after she and the Hades King Su Bali finished speaking, they came to my side, "Let's go in!" Dear brother! I've finally waited for this moment! ”
I nodded, deliberately pretending to be very happy, holding her hand and walking towards the dormitory, in fact, the dormitory is the room where I was closed before, and now that I have returned here, I am familiar with the road from this Hades Hall to the outside, and I won't get lost if I escape from here.
After planning, Xiaoqing and I came to the bed, she looked at me affectionately, her eyes were full of tenderness, in fact, she was really beautiful, this feeling has appeared since the moment I first saw her in the car, but I can't have a cute face like her, because the person I love is Xiaoyu, maybe you think I may be fake to do this, but I am determined to do it.
Xiaoqing closed her eyes, waiting for me, the groom, to kiss her cherry-like rosy lips, but how could I kiss it? Hurriedly took out an ice talisman from his hand and triggered, just to freeze Xiaoqing, now I am a little angry, the driving officer started, put Xiaoqing on the bed and covered the quilt, I closed the door of the room and prepared to leave.
I'm the stupidest person in the world, and there's a beautiful female ghost waiting for me in the room, but why should I leave her? Because I feel like I'm not who I am now, I'm going to find the person I was back then, so I'm going to get out of here!
I must leave the Hades Palace!
Fortunately, there was no Yin soldier guarding outside the room, so I activated an invisibility talisman that Yu Xuan gave me earlier, and hid in the court of the Hades Palace, intending to leave quietly.
Although I have a powerful spell like the invisibility charm to help, it is still very difficult to escape from here, because this place is the Hades Palace, not my house, and those Yin soldiers do not rely on their eyes to find ghosts at all, but rely on sensing the black qi on the ghosts.
Therefore, I can't just think that everything is settled with an invisibility talisman, and I am still very cautious now, I just left Xiaoqing's room, and came to the pavilion of the Hades Palace outside, which is like a city wall, I have to quietly avoid several Yin soldiers wearing black armor, in addition to stealth, I also held my breath, just bypassing them.
But not long after that, a Yin soldier suddenly asked the Yin soldier next to him who was looking at the dark sky outside the Hades Palace: "It seems that someone passed here just now?" ”
"What? Not at all! I was standing here just now, and I didn't notice anything. ”
"But I really heard it! Will there be any fakes? ”
The Yin soldier hesitated a little, but still ran around, but fortunately Lao Tzu was now clinging to a wall, and throwing a stone in the other direction to distract them.
They heard the sound of falling stones, and quickly quickened their pace and ran in the other direction, and after a while they were gone.
It was really dangerous just now, as long as you are a little careless, you will be discovered by those yin soldiers. At the same time, I also feel that the Yin soldiers of this Hades Palace don't have many brains?
After I passed this pavilion, and then quickly returned to the wedding palace just now, now the lights have long been turned off here, and there are not many people guarding it, I bypassed the two Yin soldiers and came to the back of the palace, opposite here is the hall of the Hades Palace, which is usually the place where the ghosts of the underworld perform here, this has nothing to do with my escape, I will just pass it.
Who knows that I just walked a few steps in this place, I originally wanted to use the invisibility charm, but I don't know how I can't find it, it seems that I accidentally lost it when I ran away just now!
At the same time, I heard some strange sounds of grace coming nearby, and I, who had long known about the situation in the world, had long known what these sounds were, and it was clearly the sound of spring made by women when they were in the midst of personnel! I'm going to you! Who is doing this kind of thing here, but you must know that this is the hall of the Hades Palace, this guy is bold enough, I followed the voice to the position where the voice came, and I saw a Yin soldier who took off his pants was getting involved with a female ghost with a white face, but how could this ghost have seen it at the wedding just now! Isn't that the thing that looks like a concubine next to Hades?
Depend on! It seems that this Yin soldier has put on a big green hat for the Hades! After a moment of embarrassment, I hurriedly used my mobile phone to monitor and photograph their actions, and then fled.
The scene just now really didn't give me a taste, of course, not because I felt that the Hades King was cuckolded, but because these actions of theirs touched my desire (hope), so that I couldn't help but do it after I hadn't done it for a long time, but now I don't have time to be distracted by these things, so I should hurry up to the Blue Moon Valley Mountain to find Yuxuan.
Leaving the council hall, I have arrived at the four stone statues outside the Hades Palace, but at this moment I was in a hurry, and the bottom of the Xuanwu that I found casually began to release water, who knew that at this moment, a Yin soldier seemed to have discovered something and walked towards me, and when it came to me, it found me and said: "Ahhh Aren't you an uncle? ”
This uncle, I knew it was me as soon as I heard it, because I am now married to Xiaoqing, so she said this, but I didn't have sex with her at all! So we're just a husband and wife in name only.
When I saw a ghost, I hurriedly pulled up my pants and knew that I couldn't tell me about my escape, so I had to act as if I hadn't found anything, "Yes! I'm just going out to pee at night and just walk by the way, so don't bother me here! ”
"Oooh! But now should be the best time to spend candles in the cave, how can you still be in the mood to come out? The Yin soldier seemed to be a kind of nagging nerd male ghost, there was no other way, he seemed to be pestering me, I had to raise my voice and scold: "Whether I'm in the mood or not is it anything about you, anyway, you don't want me to see you again!" ”
After saying that, I raised my powerful hand and pretended to slap him, who knew that this Yin soldier hurriedly dodged away in fear like a grandson, although he did not kneel on the ground, but his whole body trembled, and his mouth couldn't stop answering: "I'm sorry, it's the villain's fault, uncle, don't be angry!" ”
"Humph! Don't call me uncle, do you know how to go up to Blue Moon Valley Mountain? ”
When the dumb Yin soldier heard me mention the Blue Moon Valley Mountain, he hurriedly said: "The whole mountain there is a Shura lion, it's very, it's very difficult to go up the mountain!" ”
Depend on! I don't know what the Shura lion Lao Tzu is when he is a human being, but from the surprised expression of the Yin soldier, I can find that those lions must not be a good kind, but will this block Lao Tzu's courage to save Yuxuan? The answer is no.
Although I still haven't gone up the mountain now, at least I have learned from the mouth of a Yin soldier that the potential horror of Blue Moon Valley Mountain will be more cautious when I go up the mountain, and after sending away that funny Yin soldier, I left the Hades Palace, and after crossing a small dirt road outside, I soon arrived at the bottom of Blue Moon Valley Mountain where Xiao Qing and Bai Wuchang were talking to me just now.
It seems that Lao Tzu is about to go up the mountain! It also shows that Lao Tzu has escaped from the Hades Palace, although there are several small disturbances along the way, but with my cautious character, I still escaped!
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