Chapter 0041: Clothed Tomb
was lying on the corpse inexplicably, the more Fang Yan thought about it, the more unlucky he became, but he glanced at the barrage casually, and his mood was forced to improve.
Especially the sentence "Congratulations to the anchor for finding his twin brother", which made him cry and laugh:
"Don't make a fuss, okay? Is it okay to give some face? Don't you see that I'm taking the melancholic male route? You have to make me laugh? ”
[Poof! 【Pharmacy Bilian? 【Melancholy? 】
[Anchor, where are you a melancholy man? ] 】【Stinky and shameless】
[It's okay, it's okay, I'm relieved to see that my king can still be so narcissistic. 】
[What about the frost? Can you beat Fang Yan up, we will definitely not stop it. 】
[Melancholy, I only serve my family Junkai! ] 【Junkai, you are my God!】 (Powder)
[A group of elementary school students are mixed in among us? [Speechless, the invitation quota for the closed beta is sent randomly? ] 】
[Yes, the anchor, your melancholy temperament is only one look and one slow motion away from my dung boy]
……
I don't know who deliberately led the war, and the barrage inexplicably began to argue about a boy group that has been very popular recently, especially with more than a dozen younger audiences, and they quarreled.
This kind of thing is very common on the Internet, some people have bad intentions to provoke trouble, and netizens are easy to be led to rhythm.
Fortunately, at this time, a loyal minister suddenly discovered a major clue and broke back the rhythm of the barrage:
[Huh? Why is this little Fresh Meat Emperor missing two toes? 】
[Oh, why does he only have three toes on his right foot?] 】
[Really yes! Two toes missing. It's so cute] (pink) [Girl, are you serious? This...... Can this be described as cute? 】
[Anchor, you're too careless, aren't you? ] Didn't find any of this? Negative scores! 】
……
At this moment, Qin Shuang, who had always disdained to watch the barrage, was late.
missed the barrage, how did she know that there was a naked corpse lying in the coffin? Habitually glancing inside, his pretty face suddenly turned red, and he glared at Fang Yan viciously.
Fortunately, Fang Yan wittily added a layer of fig leaf, otherwise Qin Shuang would not have glared at him.
"Why are you staring at me? I didn't strip him naked. Fang Yan snorted coldly, turned to the end of the coffin, and focused on the toes of this "twin brother".
The audience was right, Fang Yan was indeed careless, and he was so frightened by the face of his "younger brother" that he missed such an important clue.
But how could he be missing two toes?
The little thumb and ring finger are missing, and a ball of delicate flesh wraps the two knuckles, which is not like the sequelae of finger amputation, but more like the cell differentiation is not in place, and the toes are not born to grow completely.
The mutilated knuckle was tender and out of the water, Fang Yan reached out to touch it, wanting to find out why.
But Professor Jin suddenly burst into the headset:
"Don't! Don't touch it, this thing is probably not human! ”
Professor Jin's reaction was a bit excessive, but Fang Yan was quite calm:
"He may not be human, but he doesn't look like a zongzi either. Referring to the layout of the previous tombs, this four-leaf clover family that runs through multiple dynasties has not had a single corpse transformation, which shows that they have their own set of secret methods for preserving corpses. ”
Fang Yan ignored the objections of Old Man Jin, and insisted on pinching the toes of the little fresh meat "Fang Yan" twice, which felt tender and smooth, like the tender meat of a newborn baby, but he felt that something was missing in the flesh and blood.
"Erzhu, you give me a close-up of the camera, I want to look at his eyes."
Making eye contact with the corpse is a high-risk attempt, and many rural elders do not allow the village baby to touch the eyes of the deceased, fearing bad luck.
Rest in peace for the deceased, a man who has already blinded his eyes, and it is disrespectful for you to let his eyelids open. Of course, it's another matter for the big zongzi to take the initiative to open his eyes.
Relying on the dragon hunting ancient coins to collect the positive energy of the audience, Fang Yan's strength was so strong that he even thought of picking up the eyelids of the corpse.
He was about to make a move, but suddenly retreated again: "Forget it, go back and let Yisuo send someone to carry this coffin back, or let a professional do the autopsy." ”
"What's wrong?" Er Zhu raised his eyebrows slightly, guessing that there was another problem from Fang Yan's eyebrows.
Fang Yan didn't squeak, pointed to his arms and made a gesture, and the second wished that he understood, "The little guy is making trouble again?" ”
That's right, just when Fang Yan's fingers were about to touch Xiao Xianrou's eyelids, the evil spirit spoon in his arms trembled like crazy.
This is the most restless time in the two years that the evil key has followed him, although it is not allowed nine times out of ten, but the old shallot has specially explained: "It is better to believe it than to believe it." ”
Regarding why this little pit always makes trouble, the elders in the door have their own opinions:
Some people say that it has come into contact with more and more dead and living people in the long history of thousands of years, and has slowly developed a spiritual wisdom, and has become disgusted with the tomb robbery industry, and feels that touching other people's tombs is an undignified thing in their bones, so they are always absent-minded, and follow the master to beat soy sauce.
It is also said that it is "stubborn by nature" and has no interest in ordinary tombs, and only gets serious when it encounters a large tomb of the imperial level.
The old shallot privately gave Fang Yan another explanation: "This evil key originally didn't know what sect it was, but it flowed into our Dragon Gate by chance, and it was related to touching gold, but after all, it was born for other fate, and touching gold was just a matter of bare hands."
Most of the keys to ward off evil spirits are ornaments in the hands of the heads of previous generations, and there are movements once or twice a year. But after meeting your kid, I jumped around two times in three days, and the teacher felt that it must have a relationship with you, so he taught it to you in advance, and you just had to bring it with you, and provide a small amount of vitality to feed this thief. ”
In fact, only those closest elders knew the other purpose of teaching Fang Yan with the evil spirit key: "Yan'er's natal year is approaching, in order to suppress the unique 'one' in the body of 'that kind of person', the old onion can be regarded as a good intention." ”
Fang Yan thought that the master didn't know anything, and he didn't want the master's connections to be all over the domestic foreign circles, including the blind fortune teller who "met by chance" on the street and "pointed".
If you want to say that there are two factions of the Longmen, the old and the new, except for the senior brother, no one is convinced of Fang Yan's successor, people only care about blaming the old shallot and the old blind, but they don't think about it, is Fang Yan's body flowing with the blood of ordinary people......
"There are too few viewers in the live broadcast room, which is not good for me. Let's be more stable and find an exit first. Fang Yan closed the lid of the coffin and couldn't help but glance back, his scalp tingled at the thought of a face lying inside that was exactly the same as his own.
Er Zhu carried the hydra on his back and led the audience's perspective to another coffin next to him: "Why is the coffin here so small?" Oh, I see, it's probably a dead kid lying inside? ”
There were viewers urging to see what was in this small coffin before, and finally when Fang Yan came to open the coffin in person, the two hundred viewers were attentive and couldn't blink their eyes.
Fang Yan pushed away the unpretentious red coffin, and when he looked closely, it was actually a headless child corpse inside!
The corpse, although headless, is not scary.
Because on closer inspection—not only the head, but also his limbs, the coffin was nothing more than a set of clothes arranged in the shape of a human.
The clothes were unwrinkled, the sleeves and trouser legs were stretched out into a human shape less than a meter high, and the neck was empty, corresponding to a purple and gold crown full of gold and jade.
Since there were no corpses in the clothes, there was a lot of space in the coffin, which looked small, and it was filled with large and small gold, silver, jade and carvings, roughly counting more than a dozen pieces.
This amount, to be honest, is not worthy of the identity of the young tomb owner, which shows that the original burial followed the concept of "thin burial", which was extremely rare among the nobles of the Han Dynasty.
"Clothed mounds?"