Many Chinese people still remember a big event in 2005. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

South Korea successfully applied for the World Heritage Site overnight, and it went viral on the Internet that "the Dragon Boat Festival is Korean", and for a while, netizens scolded continuously, and all kinds of radical sarcasm emerged one after another: "China is also Korean? ", "The whole world is Korean", "Korean drugstore Bilian? "Confucius and Lao Tzu are also Koreans", "Pangu opened the world in Korea"......

In addition to the curse, people are also reflecting: "In the final analysis, the Chinese themselves do not pay attention to the protection of intangible cultural heritage, otherwise how can Koreans be allowed to take the lead?" ”

Under the exaggerated exaggeration of the media, the topic of "the Dragon Boat Festival was snatched away by Koreans" has been hotly discussed for more than a month.

After 11 years, when netizens are arguing about the ownership of something, some people still jump out and turn out the old stalks: "Don't fight, it's all Koreans who fight for it."

However, for the topic of the Dragon Boat Festival, the anger of netizens has long subsided, until this variety show at noon today dug up "Lisao".

The Korean audience is still confused, and they can't understand the stalk of "the whole world is Korean" at all, but the vast Chinese barrage is full of murderous energy, and the Korean barrage can't figure out the situation directly, and a scolding war drowns the entire VR environment.

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In just two minutes, the scene was completely out of control, and the backstage staff had to turn on the "mute mode".

The live broadcast room was instantly quiet, and the director was busy switching the picture to the eye-catching beauty team.

While the Great Demon King Fang Yan dragged down the zombie army, Yuna and Zhiyan finally gathered their lost human companions and formed the final human alliance with Ye Xin, Haixin, and Cao Xuejing.

A man in black passed by Zhongmei with a gray figure, and Quan Zhilong covered the lip marks on his face that could not be wiped clean, and he was too ashamed to raise his head.

"Oba, what's wrong with you? Have you been wronged? Ji-yeon asked a little distressed.

Quan Zhilong awkwardly pulled away from the topic: "Ah, that...... Everybody...... Let's go to the next floor and take a look, the pillar suddenly broke. ”

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The scene turns again, and the camera gives a close-up of a rogue rabbit, a fluffy rabbit that is delicately lifted by the money sword, like a wayfinding lantern.

Subtitle Jun jumped out and explained:

"The Great Demon King repelled all the zombies and took the key to the special prop."

Facing the steady pace of the Great Demon King, it could be seen that Fang Yan had stepped into the entrance of the second floor alone.

Lord Wei's rogue rabbit unsurprisingly opened the prop box behind the rabbit figurines, and inside it was an extended version of the water gun.

Earlier, when they saw the long shape of this prop box, some viewers speculated, but no one touched it, who would have thought that it was actually a water gun inside.

Fang Yan held up the manual, and the introduction was very concise, which was not bad as expected.

Item Name: Exorcism Water Gun

Synopsis: The water gun left by the ancient Guardian clan has limited ammunition and is spared.

How to use: The bullet hits the name tag of the parent zombie to change color, these holy waters are precious, pay attention to be sure to have accurate shooting, it is recommended to sneak attack from behind, or close shooting.

Note: Only one type of prop can be used by a guest.

After reading this manual, the audience booed, not that the rule that a guest is limited to one prop is too stupid, but that the prop of water gun can be described as a bad street in Korean variety shows, and it is obvious that the program team is insincere. However, the organizers considered that the combat ability of female guests is really difficult to improve, and the water gun is the easiest prop to use and the easiest to play.

Sigh to sigh, the banned audience can only endure boredom and watch it, at least WiFi Man's Razer headset is still tied with a prop, and Jin Ling'er's maternal skills are also a big suspense.

The three-story tomb ** together is not as good as the specifications of a burial tomb in Qianling, Fang Yan followed the memory and went straight to the third floor underground, because the snake figurines were there. Erzhu and the three clones had only been evacuated for a short time, and if they hadn't been to the third layer before, they might not be able to find the snake warriors first.

It wasn't until Fang Yan hurriedly rushed to the third floor that he found that all the guests seemed to be the only ones who were still laughing at themselves, and most of them were led by the changes on the fourth floor of the basement.

The two sacred bird pillars stationed here before were broken for some reason, Xiao Nizi and Haixin concentrated in front of a rubbing book spread on the ground, and the glowing divine bird pillar next to it was the best light source to illuminate the rubbing, and the expedition flashlight provided by the program team was completely exploded. Ye Xin and Cao Xuejing were whispering softly to the headset, as if they were reporting the scene to the program team.

"This cicada wing extension is a bit long."

Fang Yan let out an exclamation from afar.

Jin Ling'er hurriedly beckoned: "Uncle, you are finally here, come and help me take a look." ”

"There are relics?" Fang Yan looked back and forth between the broken pillar and the tuoben, biting his lip, "No wonder I felt something was wrong when I first entered here, it turned out that I was blind." What would be written on such a long rubbing? ”

Although discussing the broken Divine Bird Pillar, some loyal ministers noticed a detail - Fang Yan was staring at the glowing Divine Bird Pillar on the side, as if there was some ulterior secret hidden in the pillar, which he could see through alone.

"It's "Lisao", which was buried here a long time ago." Haixin pointed to the groove of the soil layer on the side, "It has only been dug out in recent years and sealed in the Divine Bird Pillar." ”

"The lens here is not clear enough, and it is not as powerful as Brother Erzhu's hydra." Xiao Nizi pursed her lips slightly, shook her head and sighed, "The experts invited online by the program team can't recognize whose handwriting this is for the time being, and can only determine the font." ”

"This font is very recognizable, isn't this the font of the Crystal Palace Taoist?"

Fang Yan casually popped out an unfamiliar name.

"Crystal Palace Daoist? Ling'er said that it was Zhao Ti, but you are still messing around. Sister Jing sneered, "Besides, there was such a strange name in ancient times?" ”

"Well, it's weird. But he also has the nickname 'Songxue Daoren', which sounds serious, right? The font of this rubbing is Zhao font of Zhao Mengfu. The eleventh grandson of Zhao Kuangyin, Taizu of the Song Dynasty, has its own school of calligraphy, and Zhao Mengfu's Zhao style has a greater influence on North Korea than Wang Xizhi's royal style. ”

"Can you tell who wrote it?" Yun'er was stunned by Fang Yan's words.

"How can you see that he is not a god." Zhiyan was straightforward, and after speaking, she regretted it a little, and obediently bowed her head and admitted her mistake, "Oh, I was wrong, there are only a few calligraphers in North Korea, maybe you can really recognize it at a glance." ”

"Miss Ji-yeon, you're right." Fang Yan smiled indifferently, "From a literal point of view, I can't recognize it, even if there are not many ancient Korean calligraphers, but I don't know anything about Korean calligraphy, but ...... I have other ways of deducing who the author is. ”

After that, Fang Yan squatted down and picked up a handful of dry soil, and took a soil sample of the groove that was buried deep in the rubbing.

He put it to his nose and sniffed it, which suffocated the Korean audience.

[Gods and ghosts, pretending] (Korean) [Just bully my family Jiyeon and deceive? (Korean)

[What are these two people messing with? (Korean) [Smell the soil pipe for a fart] (Korean)

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There should be tens of millions of barrages of all kinds of ridicule and disdain, but unfortunately, none of them have been issued, and there are still three minutes before the time limit for all the bans, and the audience can only hold back no matter how much they complain in their hearts.

The Chinese audience has absolute trust in Emperor Yan, and everyone knows that even the long-haired Tufu knows to use the Luoyang shovel to lift a pile of layered soil of different colors, and then distinguish the age and minerals according to the color and smell, and determine the location of the tomb according to the masonry and metal residues.

Emperor Yan is a genuine captain who touches gold, and his identity has long been exposed, and the technical work of smelling soil should be regarded as pediatrics.

No, the nose technique he practiced all year round in the Burial Dragon Hall came in handy, and he came to the conclusion after a casual smell, "It should be buried more than 1400 years A.D., and it is completely consistent with the history of the tomb of General Nanyi, and it is the same period." ”

"Poof...... I don't know what this is. It must have been done at the same time, could it be that the rubbing was buried before General Nan Yi was buried? It's likely, but it's too small. Ye Xin chuckled softly.

"No, I mean to say that during that period, the most famous calligrapher in Joseon, or the only calligrapher who could go down in history and was proficient in Zhao style, was the third son of Joseon Sejong, Anpyeong Daejun."

"Yes, why didn't I expect that this rubbings are the handwriting of Anping Dajun, and in the entire history of Korea, there is only Anping Dajun who can learn such a subtle calligrapher from Zhao Ti."

"Interesting, there are some princes and grandsons in both countries who don't do their jobs all day long and like to study calligraphy and painting." Sister Jing suddenly raised a trace of interest, regardless of whether the camera was giving a close-up, she raised the corners of her mouth badly in the eye with Fang Yan, and licked the tip of her budding tongue secretly. Licking the corners of his lips, he smiled secretly, "Okay, you little Fang Yan, my sister thought you were just a rough tomb robber, but I didn't expect that you still have a certain cultural heritage, tsk, it's really getting more and more of my appetite." ”

"Hey, help me answer the SBS director."

Fang Yan hurriedly avoided Sister Jing's fiery eyes, and answered the emergency voice with a serious face.

The director had a conversation with him before, and at this time, there was an accident in the Divine Bird Pillar, and the most powerful person on the scene was naturally Fang Yan.

However, Fang Yan's words almost made the director spurt blood.

Sou!

Fang Yan had been collecting it for a long time, and the money sword that had been withering suddenly raised majestically, and the sword pointed directly at the Divine Bird Pillar:

"Chief, can I cut down this glowing pillar on the left? To tell you the truth, there is also an important cultural relic sealed inside! ”

At this moment, when the silence package of all the audience finally arrived, the suffocated barrage emerged like a tide, catering to Emperor Yan's unreasonable demands as soon as it came up:

[Cut! ] (Medium)

[Chop, chop, chop! ] (Medium)

[Cut your sister, is it true that our national treasure of Korea is not a treasure? (Korean)

[Knife, give me the knife] (medium)

[An anchor's live broadcast destroys the monuments of other countries, earning millions a month] (medium) (to be continued.) )