I asked rhetorically: "If you are sick and go to the hospital, you will be charged tens of thousands of dollars for the operation, if you are a doctor, will you tell the patient that it is 100% effective?" I don't dare to pack a ticket for such an expensive fee, let alone something that only costs more than a thousand yuan! Xiaoqu was speechless, so he had to ask me how to trade.

In general, I recommend Taobao for young customers. But this little song always made me vigilant, for fear that this guy would play some tricks, so I told him that he could only send money, and pay first and then goods. Xiaoqu asked, "What if you are a liar?" ”

I smiled and said, "Buy tens of thousands of stocks, there is neither company nor information, you dare to believe it, I only have more than 1,000 yuan, why are you still suspicious?" ”

Xiaoqu thought for a while: "It also makes sense, then I'll believe you." ”

Not to mention, he is really happy to do things. In the afternoon, I left a message on QQ, and I checked it on the Internet bank, and I really remitted 1,500 yuan. I thought to myself, this proves that Xiaoqu is not a liar, then I can only say that he is a fool. Send 3,000 baht to Fang Gang and ask him to help me send the goods to Xiaoqu's address in Daxing, Beijing.

Five or six days later, Koji received the goods and told me that there was a metal pipe. There was also a piece of paper printed with pinyin and Chinese, asking me what lyrics I was? I replied on QQ with a smile, saying that it was not a lyric, it was a mantra, let your aunt hold the talisman in the palm of her hand with both hands, raise it above her head, and recite the mantra three times in a row, you can wear it normally, and at the same time you can make a wish.

Only two days later, Xiaoqu called me: "Boss Tian, my aunt found a good project yesterday." Just handed in the papers. She said that it must be the effect of Thai runes, and this project will definitely make money! "I asked what the project was, and he said that it was called "making something out of nothing", as long as you upload photos of eating and cooking at home every day to the Internet, you can earn points, and then use the points to buy things in the supermarket of the website, pay first, and return it to you next month.

As soon as I heard what this was all about, I wasn't in the mood to ask again. Since customers say that it works, of course it's good. Xiaoqu's voice was very excited: "Boss Tian, Thailand's Buddhist card is really good, and it is so powerful for more than 1,000 yuan, I also want one." "I thought to myself how these people have long heads, and participating in a cheater activity can be considered a good project. Yu Wei Yang zoning.

When Xiaoqu sent me another thousand and five, I sent six hundred to Fang Gang as usual, and asked him to send that kind of transfer talisman to the same address. Fang Gang called: "Boss Tian, are you now taking over this kind of cheap home-based business?" Can you make more! I turned this rune out of the back of the couch when I caught mice, where do you tell me to find the same again? ”

"The problem is that the customer wore the talisman last time, and he was very satisfied, saying that the effect was very good, and he wanted the same model." I laughed, thinking I had guessed right. It's a hoarding of goods that come out of the corners.

Fang Gang thought for a while: "I'm going to go to a nearby temple in the afternoon to ask for a card, and by the way, let's get another one that is as similar as possible." "I said yes again and again.

After Xiaoqu received the goods again, he asked me on QQ why the two were different, and I said that the later one was a strengthened limited edition, which was made after seven days and seven nights of Master Longpo's blessing, and there were only ten of them, and you were the last one, if it weren't for the old customers, I would have sold at least more than two thousand. Xiaoqu was very happy to listen to it, and didn't ask any more.

A few days later, Lao Xie and I flew from Bangkok to Beijing with Azan Hongban to exorcise evil spirits from the businessman's son. When he arrived in a mountainous area in the western suburbs of Zhangjiakou, Hebei Province, he cast a spell in front of the grave of the deceased old man of the businessman. It turned out that the old man's coffin rolled down the hillside, and the body also fell out, and the yin spirit was extremely angry, and there was only one child in the funeral procession, so he was swept away by the yin spirit, and after getting hysteria, Azan Hongban successfully solved the child's hysteria with witchcraft, and I received 40,000 yuan from the businessman and 30,000 yuan from the old man.

After returning to Beijing, I stayed at a hotel and prepared to fly back to Bangkok the next day. At noon, I ate at a Yunnan restaurant near the hotel, and in order to cater to the taste of Azan Hongban, I ordered a lot of Yunnan specialties, such as grilled fish with lemongrass, fried mint leaves, pineapple glutinous rice, etc. Lao Xie and I are not used to eating, but Azanhongban likes it very much. But the home-brewed bamboo tube rice wine is very good, Lao Xie and I are in a good mood, and after drinking several tubes, we are a little dizzy.

At this time, the mobile phone rang, and he received a QQ message from Xiaoqu, saying that he had been deceived. I was chatting happily with Lao Xie, so I ignored him. When I returned to the guest room, I turned off my phone and went to sleep, and when I got up in the afternoon, I saw that Xiaoqu sent me a lot of text messages, all asking why I didn't reply and turned off my phone.

I called him and told him that I was running errands in Beijing, and that I had drunk too much at noon so I turned off my phone and went to bed. Xiaoqu was surprised: "Are you in Beijing? Great, let's meet! I hurriedly refused, saying that I had been doing things for customers in Zhangjiakou in the past two days, and it was very tiring to run in and out of the deep mountains, and I would talk about it next time.

Xiaoqu said: "Boss Tian, you have to meet when you go to Beijing, I am an old customer." And my aunt said a long time ago that she wanted to meet you, so she has to give this face, right? This reminds me of what Master Chen said before, the biggest difference between Chinese and Westerners is that many Chinese live for face and favor in this life. I didn't understand it then, but now I understand that as long as you are in China, you can't escape.

The two sides made an appointment to meet at a restaurant near Sanyuanqiao at five o'clock in the afternoon, and as soon as I walked into the restaurant, I saw Xiaoqu sitting in the seat according to the description, he was tall and handsome, but his face was a little tired, as if he hadn't woken up, but I didn't see his aunt. Xiaoqu pointed to the back of a middle-aged woman who was holding some information in her hand and was explaining something to the guests at the table next to her and said that it was my aunt ▲ After that, I and Xiaoqu ordered two cups of iced tea first, and chatted for more than ten minutes while drinking.

After Xiaoqu's aunt finished explaining at that table, she ran to another table to explain. I asked, "Is your aunt the lobby manager of this restaurant?" ”

"Of course not, she's developing her team." Xiaoqu said with a smile. Only then did I realize that his aunt was pulling people to "work on projects" with her. I said I've been sitting for almost twenty minutes, and since your aunt wants to meet me, do you have to call her?

Xiaoqu said: "Wait a minute, my aunt has a habit of seeing strangers, you must explain to them all about project investment first, and you have to put it aside when the sky falls." ”

I really wanted to get up and leave immediately, but I held back, after all, Xiaoqu is my customer, and I made 1,800 yuan from him, so I should bear with it first.

When his aunt explained to the diners in the restaurant, everyone's reaction was different, but basically the same result, that is, refusal. Smiled politely and waved his hand, only waved his hand indifferently, and didn't even raise his head. But Aunt Xiaoqu is very patient, no matter what you say, she will finish what she has to say. She spoke in a low voice, as if she was afraid that the people at the next table would hear her. When she encountered a bad temper, she scolded directly, saying that she had a problem, but she was not angry, with a smile on her face: "You scolded me, I can understand it, because you don't know the inside story." In the future, when I make money and succeed, I will come and thank me. ”

Someone said, "I don't want to make money, I don't want to succeed, and I don't want to thank you, can you stay away from me?" Did you know that it affected my appetite? ”

Xiaoqu's aunt didn't answer, and continued to explain, and the diner beckoned to the real lobby manager and asked him to drive the woman away, and the lobby manager didn't understand what was going on, so he went to ask her, and she began to explain to the lobby manager again, making the diners at that table laugh.

My mobile phone rang, it was Lao Xie calling, asking me when I went out, and he didn't say a word. He heard that there is a nine-headed bird Hubei cuisine chain restaurant in Beijing, and he wants to try it tonight, but he hasn't eaten Hubei cuisine for a long time. I told him to go back right away and asked him to wait for me at the hotel.

Lao Xie asked, "Where are you now?" "I said in Sanyuanqiao, Lao Xie said wait for me to look at the map, and then tell me to wait for him, the nearest Nine Heads Bird Hotel is in Shuangjing, which is also a stop, let me tell him the name of the restaurant, he came to meet me, I agreed, let him leave as soon as possible.

Hanging up the phone, Xiaoqu asked me if there was something wrong, and I told him that he had a friend from Thailand, who was also an expert in amulets and was a partner with me. Xiaoqu hurriedly said that he should come too, and everyone would talk about it together. I thought to myself that I just wanted to sell these "good projects" of yours to Lao Xie, so I refused.